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"Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: July 23, 2020 11:03PM

Omg, I just figured it out. It's so simple and it explains EVERYTHING!

B = Butt-hurt
O = Obsessed
N = Nut job
E = Eratic
T = Touched in the head
T = Terrorist
I = Insane

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: And now you know.... ()
Date: July 25, 2020 12:21PM

Why Grace Church is imploding—it’s because of whack-jobs like you!

BTW, that’s so clever. Did you kindergarten teacher help you with that?

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So Sad ()
Date: July 25, 2020 12:23PM

If the shoe fits.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: Eric..Bonetti ()
Date: July 26, 2020 01:32AM

Yup, figured your kindergarten teacher helped. You get a gold star! Now go outside and play with the other little trolls. Be sure to take your toys!

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: July 26, 2020 02:42PM

The very fact that Eric Bonetti called someone else a "whack job" is absolute comedy gold.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: Eric..Bonetti ()
Date: July 26, 2020 04:44PM

Yup, figured your kindergarten teacher helped. You get a gold star! Now go outside and play with the other little trolls. Be sure to take your toys!

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: July 28, 2020 02:29PM

Truly, yours is a scintillating wit.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: ÚÙ ()
Date: July 30, 2020 06:31PM

B = Butt-hurt
O = Obsessed
N = Nut job
E = Eratic
T = Touched in the head
F = Faggot
I = Insane

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: July 31, 2020 02:29AM

But........... That spells "Bonetfi". It's not the same at all.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: fwfeb ()
Date: August 04, 2020 09:54AM

Grace Episcopal, the clergy perjury parish
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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: August 04, 2020 10:42AM

Coooooooool! What kind of home? Is it a duplex? Rambler? Condo? Does hate live with its BFF or are they just in the same neighborhood? Are you mad that hate has a home there but they drew the line at including your nutty ass? So many questions.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: mommy is still dead ()
Date: August 04, 2020 12:41PM

You know you are going to lose once they call your mommy to the stand....oh wait....nevermind, she is with Satan now

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: August 04, 2020 01:14PM

Yikes! Even I have to admit that's a little much. And you're wrong. If anything, she's in heaven after a lifetime of having to put up with Eric Bonetti.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: mommy is still dead ()
Date: August 04, 2020 03:48PM

I disagree. She spawned that troll so there had to be demon seed involved.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: August 04, 2020 05:31PM

I'll admit that your theory certainly gives me pause for thought. But even if it were true, wouldn't a lifetime of dealing with Eric "herself or someone claiming to be her" Bonetti make up for that initial original sin?

She purposely cut him out of her will and then mentioned all her OTHER children in her obituary but refused to mention him. I feel like that's part of her redemption story. At the very end of her life she turned her back on the nutty evil of Eric Bonetti. She's like Darth Vader in "Return of the Jedi". I

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: mommy is still dead ()
Date: August 04, 2020 05:39PM

You have very salient points. Maybe she is in purgatory waiting for her wings.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: August 04, 2020 05:46PM

I like that! I like it very much. It's a nice compromise. She's not eternally damned but she also has plenty of time to think about the annoying, butt-hurt, beige/brown scourge that she has saddled the world with in the form of Eric "see for yourself" Bonetti. I'm sure that if she could, she would apologise to us all.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: His mom cut him out of her will ()
Date: August 04, 2020 06:25PM

That picture he kept posting of his mom was so gross. Just looking at it brought to mind the smell of a mattress heavily saturated with urine. She was obviously an alcoholic, probably because of him.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: August 04, 2020 09:53PM

You can't blame her for drinking. Imagine the toll that having a manipulative, petty, narcissistic nut-job like Eric for a son would take on a person. We've only been subjected to his inane ramblings for a year. She had to suffer his presence for DECADES! That boggles the mind. It's like something the KGB might do to torture spies for information. Just put them in a room with Eric for a few days and make them listen to his "her or someone purporting to be her" nonsense. They'd beg for the sweet release of death.

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: August 05, 2020 11:45PM

I like to keep the "Butt-Hurt Bonetti" thread at the top of the forum. I have a good feeling that it's going to be a classic someday. Maybe Eric will even post some of his nutty artwork here. That would kick ass!

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: So sad ()
Date: September 01, 2020 11:33AM

It's sad when Eric has become so played out and non-relevant that even his haters can't be bothered to engage with him anymore. :(

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Re: "Bonetti". The "B" is for "Butt-hurt"
Posted by: It's almost unbelievable ()
Date: September 05, 2020 08:36PM

So, true story. Eric Bonetti is such a freaking wacko, nut-job that even as his mother lay on her death bed he FORCED her to sign a contract giving him control over her legal interests after her death. That means that he was so obsessed and twisted that instead of spending time cherishing her last moments with her, he MADE her give him the legal right to sue Bob Malm and Grace Episcopal Church on "HER behalf" after her death, over things she didn't give two shits about. Imagine being so petty and jealous that you tell your dying mom, "Hey! Sign this paper so I can keep suing the shit out of people over stuff that's got nothing to do with me and is really only your legal right!"

That may be the sickest, most fucked up thing I've ever heard. How delightful.

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