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Sugarland Police Arrest Jewish Terrorist
Posted by: Killer B’s ()
Date: October 10, 2018 04:25PM

Reliable sources report that Sugarland police have arrested a terrorism suspect, who is believed to have engaged in a series of violent acts in at least one house of worship. The suspect is believed to have ties to a radical separatist group of Jewish dissidents.

Episcopal priest Bob Malm reportedly is seeking a protective order, claiming that he is “frightened and alarmed” by the suspect’s actions.

Jeff Chiow will be appearing in court today to argue that the suspect is a “domestic terrorist,” while other members of the Malm family called upon the “long dick of the law” to intervene.

Said Mama Cass Les to the terrorist, “You’re a cruel and hateful man. I’m calling the popo—but you’ll get yours in heaven.”

Details as they become available.
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