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Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Bio-Hazzard ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:41AM

Ladies - if you are sexually assaulted by Bill Clinton, please call Todd Akin for the Legitimate Rape Kit at (202) 225-2561. He will provide ice in the event your lip has been bitten

I think it involves James Carville shoving a fist up your cooter while he handles his snake - so watch out for the venom.

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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Nwasp ()
Date: August 22, 2012 10:18AM

ouch!

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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Mad Scientist ()
Date: August 22, 2012 10:33AM

You have to love Republican science.

Akin says rape can't cause pregnancy.

John Berlau says trees pollute more than cars.

Mitt Romney says God lives on the planet Kolob and men dressed as pilgrims live on the dark side of the moon.

Sarah Palin could see Russia from her house.

George Allen thinks a burning cross is a great means of illumination.

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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Angry Scientist ()
Date: August 22, 2012 12:25PM

You have to love Democrat science.

Bill Clinton says rape can't cause pregnancy.

Paul Begala says trees pollute more than cars.

batak obama says God lives on the planet Kolob and men dressed as pilgrims live on the dark side of the moon.

Joe Biden could see Russia from his house.

Tim Kaine thinks a burning cross is a great means of illumination.

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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Why does everyone do this now? ()
Date: August 22, 2012 01:29PM

Why does everyone do this now? Changes the names and republican to democrat? Not funny at all...

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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Boo Boo thinks its just the one guy who does it ()
Date: August 22, 2012 01:46PM


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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Pluto ()
Date: August 23, 2012 09:38AM

Bill Clinton raping biting kit. lol

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Re: Genuine Rape Kit
Posted by: Chef ()
Date: August 23, 2012 04:53PM

Someone told me that you don't need dried anchovies in a Ceasar salad, since Worcestershire sauce, which contains anchovies, is also used.

I disagree. Little bits of dried anchovies make it better.

With respect to pine nuts, I'm not so sure.

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