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Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: Biohazard ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:29AM

Ladies - if you are sexually assaulted please call Todd Akin for the Legitimate Rape Kit at (202) 225-2561.

I think it involves Todd shoving a fist up your cooter while he handles his snake - so watch out for the venom.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: DoomAss ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:52AM

That really is TOdd Akin's Congressional phone number. You're in trouble Biohazard.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: NAWT ()
Date: August 22, 2012 10:07AM

I think it is as simple as a Yes or No answer.

No means No.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: ProLife ()
Date: August 22, 2012 10:25AM

Rape is a an overused and misused word. It can be defined in many different ways. The definition of rape needs to be narrowed down to protect the innocent lives of the unborn.

Sometimes a no means I'm not in the mood but if you keep working it, I might let you - just to keep you around or to satisfy your need for sexual release.

That reluctant consent turns a rape into legitimate consensual sex.

If that's the case and a baby is the result, then an abortion should be out of the question.

And even if it is the product of a rape - why should an innocent unborn child need to be killed?

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: August 22, 2012 10:30AM

ProLife Wrote:
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> Rape is a an overused and misused word. It can be
> defined in many different ways. The definition of
> rape needs to be narrowed down to protect the
> innocent lives of the unborn.
>
> Sometimes a no means I'm not in the mood but if
> you keep working it, I might let you - just to
> keep you around or to satisfy your need for sexual
> release.
>
> That reluctant consent turns a rape into
> legitimate consensual sex.
>
> If that's the case and a baby is the result, then
> an abortion should be out of the question.
>
> And even if it is the product of a rape - why
> should an innocent unborn child need to be killed?

Nice to see Todd Akin stopping by these forums.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: The Mad Scientist ()
Date: August 22, 2012 10:31AM

You have to love Republican science.

Akin says rape can't cause pregnancy.

John Berlau says trees pollute more than cars.

Mitt Romney says God lives on the planet Kolob and men dressed as pilgrims live on the dark side of the moon.

Sarah Palin could see Russia from her house.

George Allen thinks a burning cross is a great means of illumination.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: Salem Witch Hunt ()
Date: August 23, 2012 07:10AM

If a woman is raped and doesn't get pregnant, it's legitimate. If a woman is raped and gets pregnant, it's illegitimate, meaning "she really wanted it." Welcome to the dark ages.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: Vv ()
Date: August 23, 2012 09:37AM

When democrat President Bill Clinton rapes a woman, it's all good baby. When a GOPer talks abour rape, he is thee anti-christ. Gotta love those dems.

And welcome to the dark ages.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: Rape is Rape ()
Date: August 23, 2012 03:29PM

Rape is not funny!

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: MN Al ()
Date: August 23, 2012 03:33PM

Rape is Rape Wrote:
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> Rape is not funny!


UNless you are Al Franken. He loves making rape jokes.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: RomneyCare ()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:38PM

MN Al Wrote:
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> Rape is Rape Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Rape is not funny!
>
>
> UNless you are Al Franken. He loves making rape
> jokes.

Or a republican.

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Re: Legitimate Rape Kit
Posted by: bill from the ark ()
Date: August 24, 2012 02:41PM

If you want to hold office in this country you must respect women.
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