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Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Still Shaking ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:44PM

Dear FU-Nutz,

If you know an African American or Dark Middle Eastern/North African, middle aged male, who drives a red/maroon Sebring convertible in the Clifton/Fairfax Station area - please let him know there is a really big someone looking to have a serious word with him about texting and driving.

Stupid, moron texting and driving on a two lane road, going way over the speed limit, crossed over the double yellow line and almost killed me around 5:00PM on Wolf Run Shoals. We are talking a hair's difference between life and death. FECKIN EEEJIT!

In a dream world I could hunt you down and eliminate you from the gene pool, but alas, we are a civil society and that is not allowed. But Lord knows I would like to beat your ass!

Do not text/manually cell and drive!

How would you feel if some moron killed your Mom, Dad, Wife, Husband, Brother, Sister, Son, Daughter while texting and driving.

It is probably one of the most stupid ways to die or lose a loved one and it is totally avoidable if people had any decency and self-discipline.
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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:50PM

WAIT!................ are you saying that you were almost KILLED by a BLACK MAN?!?!?!?

That almost NEVER happens!

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:52PM

Well, if he was that stupid enough to buy a Chrysler product, especially a convertible Sebring (LMAO), then he isn't all that competent when driving.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: SENiggah ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:56PM

There is like so zero chance that it was a non-white operating that vehicle. If that were the case, we'd all be wearing t-shirts screened with a photo of you from 12 years ago when you were still thin because no one would wear a shirt with a recent picture because of your "glandular issue". Oh...and we'd be flaming your corpse here on F.U.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Nooopid Stigger ()
Date: August 21, 2012 06:59PM

Nupid stigger...

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Admiral Obvious ()
Date: August 21, 2012 07:09PM

The car was stolen. Good luck finding the Obama supporter who stole it.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: August 21, 2012 07:22PM

Admiral Obvious Wrote:
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> The car was stolen. Good luck finding the Obama
> supporter who stole it.


Well, in fairness, it was part of his reparations.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 21, 2012 08:16PM

At first I thought this was another Timmy Hall thread and then I remembered - he died. Not almost killed. Killed.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: flem ()
Date: August 21, 2012 09:23PM

Somebody needs to do the right thing and ID the perp.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: August 21, 2012 09:29PM

flem Wrote:
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> Somebody needs to do the right thing and ID the
> perp.


Well, we know that he's Black............. That should narrow it down a bit.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/21/2012 09:32PM by Taylor.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: ITISU ()
Date: August 21, 2012 09:38PM

Thanks for the IP address. It is you. Are you around in the morning to discuss?

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Syria-sly ()
Date: August 21, 2012 09:52PM

Chill Dude - this is like so uncool!

Send flowers and ask for forgiveness like Todd Akins.

That will make everything alright.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: August 21, 2012 11:58PM

what am I doing wrong that i'm not getting any head on? everybody else in fairfax seems to be getting their head on. i'm a semi attractive guy. c'mon ladies, can't a fella get some head on?

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Sebring Stud ()
Date: August 22, 2012 01:41AM

Sorry my brudda...I text to woman for sexy time. She like ride my convertable. I sorry you scary, but I wanted good time for make love.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Still Shaming ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:17AM

Would somebody please ID the Manasshole in the Red/maroon Sebring convertible?
I really would like to shove that cell phone up his arse.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:47AM

Hmmm, sucks he missed.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: BelowMe ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:50AM

^ The fucktard is still out there. Hope he hits you or someone you really love.

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Re: Almost Killed in Head On
Posted by: Z3R0 ()
Date: August 22, 2012 09:53AM

BelowMe Wrote:
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> ^ The fucktard is still out there. Hope he hits
> you or someone you really love.


I love you. Let the games begin!

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