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easiest plsce to get some...
Posted by:
gjghghgfh
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Date: August 19, 2012 12:20AM
where is the easiest place to get some ass in fairfax/reston/ashburn/chantilyy??
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Posted by:
tabasco
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Date: August 19, 2012 12:24AM
Your mom's house
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Posted by:
chilli
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Date: August 19, 2012 12:35AM
tabasco Wrote:
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> Your mom's house
+1
I was just there. Next!
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> Your mom's house
+1
I was just there. Next!
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Posted by:
Your Moms
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Date: August 19, 2012 12:36AM
Sorry, no action here tonight...
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Posted by:
Tough One
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Date: August 19, 2012 08:40AM
Wegmans easy place.
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Posted by:
Wrap it
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Date: August 19, 2012 08:58AM
Any dive bar 30 minutes before last call. Just be sure to use a condom as most of them bitches are promiscuous.
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Posted by:
EJ
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Date: August 19, 2012 09:01AM
South Riding Inn (yeah, technically Loudoun County, whatever) is full of horny MILFs looking to get laid. Go on the weekend after 11pm.
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Posted by:
SRI rocks
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Date: August 19, 2012 10:14AM
South Riding Inn is the place to go if you are into threesomes with married couples too.
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Posted by:
Get me some strange
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Date: August 19, 2012 10:23AM
Backyard Bar & Grill in Chantilly is another place to go when you just want pussy and don't care where its been.
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Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: August 19, 2012 10:25AM
Bahia Restaurant.
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Posted by:
hot tuna
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Date: August 19, 2012 10:26AM
Tippys?
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Posted by:
wear your helmet
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Date: August 19, 2012 10:27AM
Lamb Center?
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Posted by:
Ralph Pootawn
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Date: August 19, 2012 10:27AM
Unique Thrift Store?
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Posted by:
junior66
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Date: August 19, 2012 11:10AM
like it be said already you just need to hit the bar after the honeys have been drinkin for a while As long as you aint ugly and you aint afraid to talk to them you can bag some pussy
Go for the white or spanish women in there 30s or 40s and you will never go withut pussy again
Go for the white or spanish women in there 30s or 40s and you will never go withut pussy again
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Posted by:
Maple ave
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Date: August 19, 2012 11:42AM
gjghghgfh Wrote:
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> where is the easiest place to get some ass in
> fairfax/reston/ashburn/chantilyy??
The mexican place next door to the Wolf Trap motel. Get your own room at the trap, they are booked up during the week but always have rooms (62 bucks) on the weekends. Sit at the bar after 8pm they will come to you if you are sitting alone.
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> where is the easiest place to get some ass in
> fairfax/reston/ashburn/chantilyy??
The mexican place next door to the Wolf Trap motel. Get your own room at the trap, they are booked up during the week but always have rooms (62 bucks) on the weekends. Sit at the bar after 8pm they will come to you if you are sitting alone.
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Posted by:
HG
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Date: August 20, 2012 09:48AM
I can't believe nobody has mentioned Sully's Lounge in Chantilly. The women tend to be older - late 30s and early 40s and a bit on the skanky side but most of them are not fat and are down to fuck after a couple of drinks.
Over the last month, the last two I picked up there had pierced clit hoods. I never had a woman with that before and here I had two in a row.
One thing I have going for me is a British accent. Yank women instantly get wet panties over my accent.
Over the last month, the last two I picked up there had pierced clit hoods. I never had a woman with that before and here I had two in a row.
One thing I have going for me is a British accent. Yank women instantly get wet panties over my accent.
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Posted by:
I know....
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Date: August 20, 2012 10:13AM
Check the nicer hotels in the area for High School reunions or weddings. Hit the bar later in the evening when folks have got a good drunk on, especially the weddings when the chicks are all broken up about not being married yet.
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Posted by:
Sully's is good
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Date: August 20, 2012 10:13AM
Aww man, Sully's. That's the place where my buddy met a gal, after about a half hour, he slowly slide his hand down the backside of her pants. In about ten minutes, you could tell he had his finger up her ass or in her pussy as she was squirming. They left right after that.
My buddy isn't exactly what you would call handsome but he scored that night. She was about 30, slim with perky little tits and a cute face. They still see each other once in a while.
I went home alone that night. Sucks for me.
My buddy isn't exactly what you would call handsome but he scored that night. She was about 30, slim with perky little tits and a cute face. They still see each other once in a while.
I went home alone that night. Sucks for me.
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Posted by:
Mighty Max
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Date: August 20, 2012 10:37AM
I'm starting to realize that not all skanks are ugly. I've seen guys hook up quickly with some fine looking bitches. Yeah, shitty dive bars seem to be a better place for success.
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if you want
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Date: August 20, 2012 10:43AM
If you want a girl thats about more than a dump and run... a woman of substance you can actually have a conversation with... try other places- like your local parks, book stores, coffee shops, around college campuses, etc.
the average skank at the bar knows she's a skank that's why she is there and not at home with her kids/husband or out doing more important things, like working or getting an education. I think bar chicks are only good for the dump and run, if you are trying to find a serious or long lasting relationshit it is the WRONG place to be. Knowing that chick is at the bar every week, who knows how many dicks she has been on before and after you. I'd rather have a chick with some CLASS. If the broad is 40 and still sitting at the bar week in week out with no man, that should tell you something about HER.
the average skank at the bar knows she's a skank that's why she is there and not at home with her kids/husband or out doing more important things, like working or getting an education. I think bar chicks are only good for the dump and run, if you are trying to find a serious or long lasting relationshit it is the WRONG place to be. Knowing that chick is at the bar every week, who knows how many dicks she has been on before and after you. I'd rather have a chick with some CLASS. If the broad is 40 and still sitting at the bar week in week out with no man, that should tell you something about HER.
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Posted by:
Get some
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Date: August 20, 2012 10:52AM
There are plenty of threads on FFXU about how to find a nice girlfriend. This thread is about getting some strange pussy for the night.
Yeah, always be sure to use a condom with a skank even if she says "baby, dont worry, I'm on the pill and am clean." Dont ever believe her!
Yeah, always be sure to use a condom with a skank even if she says "baby, dont worry, I'm on the pill and am clean." Dont ever believe her!
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Posted by:
replay
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Date: August 20, 2012 10:53AM
if you want Wrote:
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> If the
> broad is 40 and still sitting at the bar week in
> week out with no man, that should tell you
> something about HER.
so if a woman hooks up at a bar she is a whore, and if she is at a bar a second weekend because she didn't meet anyone nice the first weekend she is a whore
woman with a man = whore
woman without a man = whore
no winning with you i guess, you must be quite the catch
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> If the
> broad is 40 and still sitting at the bar week in
> week out with no man, that should tell you
> something about HER.
so if a woman hooks up at a bar she is a whore, and if she is at a bar a second weekend because she didn't meet anyone nice the first weekend she is a whore
woman with a man = whore
woman without a man = whore
no winning with you i guess, you must be quite the catch
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Posted by:
Love skanky women
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Date: August 20, 2012 11:34AM
The kind of skanks I go for.
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Posted by:
some ass
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Date: August 20, 2012 11:41AM
McDonald's after Paul VI next door lets out school
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Posted by:
I did them
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Date: August 20, 2012 04:55PM
Love skanky women Wrote:
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> The kind of skanks I go for.
OMFingG I had a threesome with them a couple of weeks ago! They were unbelievable!!!!
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> The kind of skanks I go for.
OMFingG I had a threesome with them a couple of weeks ago! They were unbelievable!!!!
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Love skanky women
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Date: August 20, 2012 05:37PM
Sure you did...lol I pulled that pic off the internet from some party that took place in Sacramento, Calif.
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Posted by:
my sad life
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Date: August 20, 2012 07:10PM
I picked up a girl, good looking, at that shit hole in Woodbridge I think it was called Geckos or something at the time. Went back to her place. She said no problem if I wanted to fuck her but she wanted her pet snake in the bed when we did it. It was a Ball Python, not very big but still. Anyway due to the amount of drinks I had consumed I went ahead and did it. The snake kept to the side of the bed and I kept one eye on her the other on the snake. It didnt seem to mind and didnt move around much. I made it quick and said my goodbyes.
Yes true story, you cannot make this shit up. I am such a mess.
Yes true story, you cannot make this shit up. I am such a mess.
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Posted by:
roll the dice
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Date: August 20, 2012 07:29PM
You want to add excitement to a bar room hook up?
go to fells point in baltimore, easy to get laid, question is...did you dodge the herpes bullet.
It's so fucking sad baltimore is like that, the women are so friendly. wish it was not so STD laden. I would live in fells point.
go to fells point in baltimore, easy to get laid, question is...did you dodge the herpes bullet.
It's so fucking sad baltimore is like that, the women are so friendly. wish it was not so STD laden. I would live in fells point.
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Posted by:
BR
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Date: August 20, 2012 09:35PM
Is Carlos O'Kelly's still open? No? Oh well.
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Posted by:
GH
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Date: August 21, 2012 08:17AM
Galaxy Hut in Carendon. Easiest place on the planet to get laid.
If your looks don't scare the ladies and you have game, you're gonna leave this place with a plaything for the night.
If your looks don't scare the ladies and you have game, you're gonna leave this place with a plaything for the night.
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Posted by:
BR
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Date: August 21, 2012 08:24AM
Taken at Galaxy Hut. I struck out with this one.
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Posted by:
thisbudsforyou
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Date: August 21, 2012 08:27AM
BR Wrote:
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> Taken at Galaxy Hut. I struck out with this one.
Don't think Galaxy Hut serves Bud.
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> Taken at Galaxy Hut. I struck out with this one.
Don't think Galaxy Hut serves Bud.
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Posted by:
Richmond Rick
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Date: August 21, 2012 08:32AM
Where y'all meeting these hotties? When me and my bros go out looking for strange, we usually see beauties like this.
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Posted by:
Wilma Deering
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Date: August 21, 2012 02:58PM
“I like the taste of fear best of all!”
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Posted by:
ellis mate
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Date: August 21, 2012 08:24PM
use these pick up lines..
1.. did you fall from heaven? because your face is all fucked up.
2.. hi, you have small tit's for a fat chick.
3.. my gun says we are going to fuck tonight.
my favorite is # 2..you have to say this to hot women.
1.. did you fall from heaven? because your face is all fucked up.
2.. hi, you have small tit's for a fat chick.
3.. my gun says we are going to fuck tonight.
my favorite is # 2..you have to say this to hot women.