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Moving to faifax
Posted by: Eddie ()
Date: May 21, 2008 01:06PM

I am just about to move to Fairfax with me 3 young children from Europe and want to find out more about the area and how things work. Are there any websites you can recommend?

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: May 21, 2008 01:08PM

Eddie Wrote:
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> I am just about to move to Fairfax with me 3 young
> children from Europe and want to find out more
> about the area and how things work. Are there any
> websites you can recommend?


This one.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: May 21, 2008 01:12PM

OMG....I hope this website doesnt represent how things really are in fairfax. Thats a very scarey thought.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Reality ()
Date: May 21, 2008 01:34PM

This website DOES represent Fairfax and all the pricks that live here. We hate this place, we hate you , we hate everyone and everything that is what this area has taught us to do. Welcome to Fairfax, we'll fuck you up.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 21, 2008 02:05PM

This website reflects a good portion of Fairfax County-uninformed, conclusion jumping, xenophobic, paranoid, law breaking, sarcastic, spoiled, fast driving, cop hating, self centered, bad spelling, whining, non typist, jerks. If you move to Fairfax you most definately have at least one of us as a neighbor.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: May 21, 2008 02:22PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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If you move to
> Fairfax you most definately have at least one of
> us as a neighbor.

Here is who you can expect to deal with in Fairfax County...

Lawyer

Spoiled Rotten

day laborers

EMO

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: native. ()
Date: May 21, 2008 02:24PM

emo one is funny.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: May 21, 2008 02:27PM

native. Wrote:
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> emo one is funny.


I didn't have a photo of Gravis.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: coffin ()
Date: May 21, 2008 07:20PM

Here's the anti-FU site:

http://www.city-data.com/forum/northern-virginia/

We don't post there because you can't cuss or antagonize other posters on that site.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Retired restuarant worker ()
Date: May 21, 2008 07:41PM

Eddie Wrote:
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> I am just about to move to Fairfax with me 3 young
> children from Europe and want to find out more
> about the area and how things work. Are there any
> websites you can recommend?

As for how things work, we tip our waiters and waitresses. Generally 15-25% of the tab, depending on service.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: dont do it ()
Date: May 21, 2008 08:58PM

its pretty much like anywhere else the united states where big box retail and shitty chain restaurants dominate the landscape. you can look forward to never being able to ride your bicycle anywhere for practical purposes. eating only the blandest and most nondescript food. every two or three miles looking exactly like the previous two or three miles. an eerie absence of relevant cultural events. people mind their own business and stay in their cars for the most part.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: this is the site ()
Date: May 21, 2008 10:03PM

Eddie Wrote:
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> I am just about to move to Fairfax with me 3 young
> children from Europe and want to find out more
> about the area and how things work. Are there any
> websites you can recommend?


for you if you like tinted windows on your car. Or if you drive like shit and hate the cops for catching you. Or, if you like to bitch about FCPS (the school system)

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 21, 2008 10:12PM

coffin Wrote:
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> Here's the anti-FU site:
>
> http://www.city-data.com/forum/northern-virginia/
>
> We don't post there because you can't cuss or
> antagonize other posters on that site.



stupid fucking fucks.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: 4lb,g0ei, ()
Date: May 21, 2008 10:36PM

Stupid phukkin phuks.


He's anti-infant, not pro-abortion.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Janz ()
Date: May 21, 2008 10:39PM

Stay in Europe...

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Vince(1) ()
Date: May 22, 2008 07:12AM

yes..stay in Europe...at least there they see the light of an enlightened secular life style...though they do need to stop cigarette smoking.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Dee Dee ()
Date: May 22, 2008 11:02AM

Vince loves the cock.


Vince(1) Wrote:
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> yes..stay in Europe...at least there they see the
> light of an enlightened secular life
> style...though they do need to stop cigarette
> smoking.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: May 22, 2008 11:32AM

Vince(1) Wrote:
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> yes..stay in Europe...at least there they see the
> light of an enlightened secular life
> style...though they do need to stop cigarette
> smoking.


Europe isnt anymore enlightened than the states. Riots in france a few summers ago attest to that.

"One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.” C.G. Jung, Alchemical Studies



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/22/2008 11:49AM by ferfux.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: May 22, 2008 12:25PM

Where in Europe are you from? Your money will go much farther over here at current and you'll think our gas prices are a bargain. However things are vastly more conservative here than anywhere in Europe in many respects.

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: May 22, 2008 02:50PM

Mofo Wrote:
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> Where in Europe are you from? Your money will go
> much farther over here at current and you'll think
> our gas prices are a bargain. However things are
> vastly more conservative here than anywhere in
> Europe in many respects.


And by "conservative" he means stupid.
Attachments:
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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: LuLu ()
Date: May 22, 2008 04:13PM

That spoiled rotten pit bull picture-----ain't that the truth! :-(

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: Stay in Europe ()
Date: May 23, 2008 09:11AM

We don't need any more people here!

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Re: Moving to faifax
Posted by: gaylord ()
Date: May 27, 2008 02:27AM

if you do make it over please assist in starting a new thread for each undercover police car you see in this county. and also every time you see a helicopter. thanks in advance.

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