New to the area and I was just wondering what's the nicest movie theater in the county?

my living room

I'm partial to Fairfax Corner due to its proximity to my house and the bar at Coastal Flats across the square.

I also like that it has a bar inside the theater so I can get my drink on at the last minute while the previews are showing.

Tysons Corner above the Coastal Flats. They're prices are nice and high so, it keeps the niggers out who like to yell at the screen.

For a good selection of independent and foreign films, visit the Cinema Arts Theatre in Fairfax VA. The place is not much to look at, but I've been a patron since it opened and always look forward to going there.

Tysons Corner and Fairfax Corner are the best.

Tysons is a bit more expensive, but parking is more plentiful. Food options inside Fairfax Corner are better, too. I tend to prefer FC slightly, but either one is fine.

Fairfax Corners Theatre is about as state of art as there is. Plus it has real food venders & bar & booze inside, for real food & snacks if you want, not just boxed candy & popcorn. You can get nachos, pizza, polish sausage.

John Carter Wrote:
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> For a good selection of independent and foreign
> films, visit the Cinema Arts Theatre in Fairfax
> VA. The place is not much to look at, but I've
> been a patron since it opened and always look
> forward to going there.


+1

Where the niggers, spics, asians, and jews don't go.

Anyone not visited by James Holmes perhaps would be the best option. All of them around here are fine, but the one by Wegman's in Fairfax Corner gets my nod.

Cinemaphile Wrote:
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> Tysons Corner above the Coastal Flats. They're
> prices are nice and high so, it keeps the niggers
> out who like to yell at the screen.


Hey, that's no shit..the moon crickets who yell at the screen is getting out of control! why the fuck can't the boot lips keep quiet during a movie?

I have had good experiences at the Udvar-Hazy Imax. It may have a limited selection, but I have never had to deal with shitheads.

Don't jump on me if it happens to not be in Fairfax County - I live in Fairfax County and go there instead of Reston Town Center.

Cinemaphile Wrote:
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> Tysons Corner above the Coastal Flats. They're
> prices are nice and high so, it keeps the niggers
> out who like to yell at the screen.


mother fucking THIS

haven't had to deal with a loud (dark or white skinned)idiot in years, tysons amc is the bomb, not to mention a fucking five guys like a hundred yards away?
shouldn't even be a discussion.
AND the fucking place opens at 9am. so you get literally an empty movie theatre, sneak in all the food you please, yell racial epithets. shit i snuck a 5 guys burger in there the other day, you think those ticket takers care? nah bro.

_Eyedea_ Wrote:
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> Cinemaphile Wrote:
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> -----
> > Tysons Corner above the Coastal Flats. They're
> > prices are nice and high so, it keeps the
> niggers
> > out who like to yell at the screen.
>
>
> mother fucking THIS
>
> haven't had to deal with a loud (dark or white
> skinned)idiot in years, tysons amc is the bomb,
> not to mention a fucking five guys like a hundred
> yards away?
> shouldn't even be a discussion.
> AND the fucking place opens at 9am. so you get
> literally an empty movie theatre, sneak in all the
> food you please, yell racial epithets. shit i
> snuck a 5 guys burger in there the other day, you
> think those ticket takers care? nah bro.


Did you bring in grape soda?

i'm more of an orange soda kind of gentleman, myself.
also im white, so i can't really go around holding a bottle of grape soda, not that i'd want to because compared to orange soda its just shit.

wnrsm Wrote:
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> I have had good experiences at the Udvar-Hazy
> Imax. It may have a limited selection, but I have
> never had to deal with shitheads.
>
> Don't jump on me if it happens to not be in
> Fairfax County - I live in Fairfax County and go
> there instead of Reston Town Center.

Doesn't it cost like $12 per car just to get in the parking lot?

Kardinal Wrote:
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> wnrsm Wrote:
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> -----
> > I have had good experiences at the Udvar-Hazy
> > Imax. It may have a limited selection, but I
> have
> > never had to deal with shitheads.
> >
> > Don't jump on me if it happens to not be in
> > Fairfax County - I live in Fairfax County and
> go
> > there instead of Reston Town Center.
>
> Doesn't it cost like $12 per car just to get in
> the parking lot?

Parking is free for the evening shows after the museum closes. Please spread the lie that you have to pay for parking if it will keep just one movie from being ruined.

"For a good selection of independent and foreign films, visit the Cinema Arts Theatre in Fairfax VA. The place is not much to look at, but I've been a patron since it opened and always look forward to going there"


shirlington is better. cinema Arts doesn't pull the number of independent movies like it use too.

The best theatres are almost always the ones that are devoid of niggers.

Nate Wrote:
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> The best theatres are almost always the ones that
> are devoid of niggers.


nothing like the moon crickets yelling at the screen.

And the niggers also bring in their 2 year old kids to watch a violent movie at 10:00......the kid will be crying within the first 15 minutes and the nigger mom either doesn't do anything or yells at the kid to "shut the fuck up before I steal you"

Any where you don't get shot are good in my book.

Mr. Wayne,
Just because you don't get shot doesn't make it a good theatre.
"Gee, I paid $10 and a bunch of niggers ruined the movie for me by yelling and talking, and their babies crying, but at least I'm still alive"

Kingstowne if you like being around stupid highschoolers