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Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: Travis ()
Date: May 16, 2008 12:22PM

Good day all, I am the president of the Fairfax CRAPS. We are an organization APPALLED with the McDonalds CEO's decision that people who live in Herndon should eat at the Herndon McDonalds rather than the higher quality Vienna McDonalds. I present to you this report of McDonalds centers in Fairfax County. All rankings were decided upon by comparing Zagat surveys and average salaries of customers at respective centers.

1. Vienna McDonalds: Ranked as the number 88 McDonalds in the country. Its McGriddle program has done very much to enrich the community over the years. The staff of this McDonalds have higher SAT scores than other McDonalds locations in the area. A+



52. Herndon McDonalds: Only ranked as the number 173 location in the country. Some employees here never even took SATs, and attended only junior colleges. Their refusal to remove the McRib and replace it with the superior McGriddle has caused it to lag behind the other location in the area. Everyone who eats here is a ruffian or a thug. Any parent who takes a kid here should be prosecuted. It is not a safe environment for GT children. They will be raped and assaulted by the undesirables and the riff-raff. This location gets an F.

Thank you for reading my report card. It is based on statistics and is therefore non-biased. I hope you will join with me, and continue to have your kids dine at the Vienna McDonalds rather than the Herndon McDonalds.

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Re: Travis is an ASSHOLE
Posted by: SBS ()
Date: May 16, 2008 12:28PM

Have you EVER posted anything useful?

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Re: Travis is an ASSHOLE
Posted by: Travis ()
Date: May 16, 2008 12:30PM

SBS Wrote:
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> Have you EVER posted anything useful?



You must not have children. Because if you did, you would know what it's like when your kid comes home CRYING because he got beaten up at McDonalds.

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: loyalffx ()
Date: May 16, 2008 12:49PM

i dont know how to describe ffxunderground, i mean it's fucking epic sometimes and other times, it's :facepalm:

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Re: Travis is an ASSHOLE
Posted by: A Parent ()
Date: May 16, 2008 12:58PM

Travis Wrote:
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> SBS Wrote:
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> > Have you EVER posted anything useful?
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> You must not have children. Because if you did,
> you would know what it's like when your kid comes
> home CRYING because he got beaten up at McDonalds.


Hey Travis,

Please don't be an idiot and post something useful for once. I think we have had enough with these redistricting-related threads already on this forum.

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: May 16, 2008 01:14PM

The McDonald's CRAPS report card is so bias and so full of Bullshit. The only reason it was written is to favor McDonald's that the CRAPS group want to make look better. It is probably put together by a MCD's manager.

I'll take an impartial report card like Zagats any day over favoritism CRAPS.

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: May 17, 2008 12:10AM

I'm sending my daughter to Wendy's! (the Vienna one, of course.)

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: SHaZbOt ()
Date: May 17, 2008 12:34AM

I actually feel dumber now

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: May 17, 2008 06:16PM

Herndon McDonalds has McRib?

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: May 17, 2008 06:30PM

formerhick76 Wrote:
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> I'm sending my daughter to Wendy's! (the Vienna
> one, of course.)

Some of us cannot afford to send our daughter to Wendy's

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Re: Fairfax CRAPS report card
Posted by: Travis ()
Date: May 18, 2008 07:14PM

Exactly. That is why we here at Fairfax CRAPS want to help to alleviate this situation. OUR kids. OUR sandwiches. OUR choice.

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