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Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Thurston Howell ()
Date: July 13, 2012 12:34PM

Seems like you rarely see death notice or obit in the Washington Post for someone who was Asian. How come? The cemetary were I have family members is being overtaken by Asians so I know they must be dying too. Is it a cultural thing not to put in newspaper or financial?

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Que? ()
Date: July 13, 2012 12:40PM

At the moment of "death" as you and I know it, Asians are reincarnated as a stuffed animal in the rear window of another Asians car.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: July 13, 2012 12:43PM

I believe dead asians are a key ingredient of Kim-Chee.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: doot ()
Date: July 13, 2012 02:25PM

Asians might feel like I (a caucasian of Irish extraction) do. And that is that all persons who were close to, or family of the deceased will be personally informed of the passing.

It's no fucking business of anybody else, especially the crooks and scammers that also read the obituaries.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: swiwell ()
Date: July 13, 2012 02:31PM

Maybe because they live to be a hundred and fity. Takes time to cash them in.
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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: HanaDool ()
Date: July 13, 2012 04:35PM

Possibly they run the notices in local newspapers that are in their own
language.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Maybe ()
Date: July 13, 2012 11:57PM

They drag off their dead and wounded so we won't get an accurate body count.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: July 14, 2012 12:07AM

Well...
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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: July 14, 2012 12:08AM

And...
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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: confused ()
Date: July 14, 2012 02:17AM

I thought they put the old ones on a raft and push them out to sea. ?
No wait.. that's the Eskimos.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Mohammend Lee ()
Date: July 14, 2012 05:21AM

Not many South Asians and Muslims death notices and obits in newspaper neither/either

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: NONYA ()
Date: July 17, 2012 02:46AM

Thats because asians dont feel the need to tell everyone their business. Why does it matter to you?

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Mohammend Lee ()
Date: July 17, 2012 04:57PM

"Thats because asians dont feel the need to tell everyone their business. Why does it matter to you?"

Cause I think Asians are sneaky

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: FD11 ()
Date: July 19, 2012 03:35PM

Asians care about working hard and making money. They could care two shits about people knowing who's died. Too many people in this country have their priorities screwed up.

In America you see five supervisors looking at one person working.

In Asia you see one supervisor looking at five people working.

That's the difference.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: rose hillxxx ()
Date: July 20, 2012 04:16PM

You don't see them cause no one cares they died.

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: APOSTROPHE ABUSE ()
Date: July 20, 2012 08:21PM

ASIAN'S WHAT? It is just Asians. No apostrophe. My God, this is the downfall of civilization.

Remember that an apostrophe denotes possession or a contraction and NOT (DAMMIT) plurality. Stop signing your Christmas cards with The Miller's. Your beach house should not welcome all to The Riley's; just The Rileys is all that is needed.

Also, it's means IT IS, not possession.

The bike lost its pedal.

It's a boy!

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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: Hmmm ()
Date: July 20, 2012 08:29PM

^WTFO?
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Re: Why so few death notices of Asian's in newspaper WaPo
Posted by: GB Shaw ()
Date: July 22, 2012 12:45PM

Americans aren't ready for Asian obituarys.

Long Wang Tung, 75, entered eternity surrounded by loved ones on July 14, 2012.
Long was born in abject poverty in his native China on April 30, 1937.
He came to America in 1962 bringing rudeness, arrogance, the inability to drive a car, and his third world sensibilities. He loved dogs and cats, especially cooked in a Wok.
He is survived by 4 sons because he murdered all of his baby girls.
Please make monatary donations to the greedy , souless, money hungry Tung family in lieu of flowers.

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