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Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 08, 2008 01:11PM

Rep. Vito Fossella (R-NY) got busted early Thursday morning for drunk driving with a blood-alcohol level of 0.17 - more than double the legal limit.

He first lied to the arresting officer, saying he was heading to pick up his daughter, 4-year-old Rowan, claiming she was sick and needed hospitalization.

Fossella faces mandatory jail time of 5 days for exceeding the 0.15 blood-alcohol level. It takes about 8 drinks for an average man's blood-alcohol to reach 0.17. At a press conference on Friday, Fossella "refused to say what he drank - or how much - on Wednesday night when he went carousing with constituents after visiting the White House for a ceremony honoring the Giants."

Steve Harrison, a Democrat campaigning to unseat Fossella, said he should "seriously consider leaving Congress." "It's not an 'embarrassment,' it's a crime," Harrison told the Daily News.

While the drunk driving is a serious scandal, another scandal could be brewing. Even though Fossella's chief of staff lives in Alexandria VA, where Fossella was arrested, Fossella was picked up by "mystery woman" Lt. Col. Laura Fay, a.k.a Laura Shoaf, a divorced mother of a young child, who also lives in Alexandria.

Other than lying to the police, Fossella has not said where he really was going that night. Fossella's wife and three children live in Staten Island.

Fossella and Shoaf were in Europe together on July 27, 2003, for a dinner in honor of then-speaker Dennis Hastert. Asked whether their relationship was ever romantic, [Fossella spokeswoman Susan] Del Percio said only, "They're old friends."

When a reporter for the New York Daily News stopped a blonde woman leaving Fay's garage, the woman said only, "I really have to go."

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: TECHNOVIKING ()
Date: May 08, 2008 01:29PM

pregnantitice? sounds kinky!

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: May 08, 2008 01:43PM

off-topic


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 08, 2008 01:51PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> off-topic

OK, can we change the title to "Alexandria Woman Bears Love Child of Married NY Republican Congressman (who drinks a lot)! Anyone know her?"

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: lol ()
Date: May 08, 2008 02:01PM

off topic, what a dimwit. worse than meade at least he knows new york isn't in fairfax hey fundamental, reading is fundamental why dont you read a map

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: FUndamental ()
Date: May 08, 2008 02:08PM

lol Wrote:
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> off topic, what a dimwit. worse than meade at
> least he knows new york isn't in fairfax hey
> fundamental, reading is fundamental why dont you
> read a map

Additional punctuation needed.

FYI, Alexandria is next to Fairfax.

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: May 08, 2008 02:42PM

Tennessee is next to Virginia, so this shold be on topic as well.... right FunDemental?

The U.S. is next to Canada, eh? What's that all 'boot?

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: Mercator ()
Date: May 08, 2008 02:49PM

Parts of Alexandria are in Fairfax County. I assume all the OT-Nazis looked up where the Chief of Staff and Laura Fay/Laura Shoaf live, in order to make sure they didn't live in the Firfax County portion.

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: May 08, 2008 07:27PM

I would run a simple public records search - but that may be a violation of the Patriot Act - since I am a Democrat.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/08/2008 07:27PM by Radiophile.

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: coffin ()
Date: May 08, 2008 09:58PM

You know US Senators have immunity while the Senate is in session, right? Does this immunity not cover Congressmen?

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 09, 2008 07:07AM

Perhaps the title of this thread should be "Hot divorcee just accross the street in Alexandria has unprotected sex with married men and bails them out of jail if necessary!" Will that satisfy all the OT'ers?

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: lolz ()
Date: May 09, 2008 07:44AM

maybe OTers would be satisfyed if you just posted offtopic shit in the offtopic area fuknut

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: May 09, 2008 08:16AM

Why don't you take her to go see Riverdance, I'm sure that whore would put out, and you'd finally get laid, Mr. FUNguy!!

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: May 09, 2008 09:23AM

DeathByCop Wrote:
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> Why don't you take her to go see Riverdance, I'm
> sure that whore would put out, and you'd finally
> get laid, Mr. FUNguy!!

Wife wont let me.

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: TECHNOVIKING ()
Date: May 09, 2008 11:47AM

he is just behaving as a true Viking would. Raping the land and pillaging the women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 bwhahahahahha

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Re: Drunk, Married, NY Congressman boinking Alexandria divorcee, cause pregnantitice four years ago !
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: May 09, 2008 04:33PM

Remember, it's pillage THEN burn!

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