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bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Italino Spicano ()
Date: June 26, 2012 11:30PM

EXCUSE ME WHERE CAN I FIND AN AUTHENTICALLY DELICIOUS CALZONE SURELY ONE OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES CAN ASSIST ME

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Lockie ()
Date: June 26, 2012 11:40PM

The best I have found that are close to Fairfax county are in Sterling - http://www.emiliossterling.com/ Hand down the best brick oven pizza.

Hope this helps you son of a bitches.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Date: June 26, 2012 11:41PM

fairfax county public schools.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: IS ()
Date: June 26, 2012 11:57PM

Lockie Wrote:
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> The best I have found that are close to Fairfax
> county are in Sterling -
> http://www.emiliossterling.com/ Hand down the
> best brick oven pizza.
>
> Hope this helps you son of a bitches.


THANK YOU

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: JenK ()
Date: June 27, 2012 02:42AM

Maggiano's...or something like that. It's in Burke off burke Lake Rd, oppisite side of the road fron the Giant, next to Edible Arrangements. Mangino's maybe. Fucking great...and now I want one lol

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: novadude435 ()
Date: June 27, 2012 03:17AM

Luciano's in oakton in the hunter mill shopping center. corner of rt. 123 and hunter mill road. authentic

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: eater of stuff ()
Date: June 24, 2016 06:34PM

Mama mia Manassas. Best within 106 miles of Fairfax.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: June 24, 2016 09:49PM

I've always found calzone to be good but there's too much boring dough. I wish someone made panzerotti around here!

What's a panzerotti (OK, "panzerotto", but this isn't Italy)? It's a calzone that has been deep-fried briefly. You might say "Eww, gross" -- but if it's done right, it just makes the thing more delicious, not greasy. Think chimichanga vs. burrito.

They were big for a while in the 70s, then vanished for some reason. I've Googled, found a few places that still make 'em, but not around here.

And if you can prove me wrong on that last, please do!!!

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Fried No Thanks ()
Date: June 24, 2016 10:03PM

Eww Gross!

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: dead mummy ()
Date: June 24, 2016 11:19PM

This thread is 4 years old, Calzones are gone, they went extinct in 2013.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Vinny ()
Date: June 25, 2016 02:39AM

Meatball calzones rule!
Attachments:
Calzones-12-Meatball-Calzone.jpg

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Clzn Fkr ()
Date: June 25, 2016 07:48AM

I like to let my calzone cool off and then stick my schlong in it.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Surely... ()
Date: June 25, 2016 09:05PM

Clzn Fkr Wrote:
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> I like to let my calzone cool off and then stick
> my schlong in it.

That's a dumpling you're fucking, not a calzone.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Twisted Suggestion ()
Date: June 26, 2016 05:26PM

Surely... Wrote:
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> Clzn Fkr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like to let my calzone cool off and then
> stick
> > my schlong in it.
>
> That's a dumpling you're fucking, not a calzone.

Nothing better than a room temperature Perdue Oven Stuffer Roaster for some easy lovin.

Better to use a raw(uncooked)bird, as the cooked chicken tends to fall apart during vigorous pumping.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: 22180 resident ()
Date: June 26, 2016 05:33PM

Nobody beats Basillini Italian Cafe (basillini.com) in Vienna.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Food From God ()
Date: June 26, 2016 05:38PM

Chick -fil-a doesn't sell Calzones, but Chick-fil-a is better.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Clzn Fkr ()
Date: June 26, 2016 05:41PM

Surely... Wrote:
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> Clzn Fkr Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I like to let my calzone cool off and then
> stick
> > my schlong in it.
>
> That's a dumpling you're fucking, not a calzone.


Don't call me Shirley.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: That Dude ()
Date: June 26, 2016 06:06PM

Greybeard Wrote:
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> I've always found calzone to be good but there's
> too much boring dough. I wish someone made
> panzerotti around here!
>
> What's a panzerotti (OK, "panzerotto", but this
> isn't Italy)? It's a calzone that has been
> deep-fried briefly. You might say "Eww, gross" --
> but if it's done right, it just makes the thing
> more delicious, not greasy. Think chimichanga vs.
> burrito.
>
> They were big for a while in the 70s, then
> vanished for some reason. I've Googled, found a
> few places that still make 'em, but not around
> here.
>
> And if you can prove me wrong on that last, please
> do!!!

http://www.panzarotti.net/factory/index.html

https://www.facebook.com/notes/tarantini-panzarotti/heres-where-to-get-a-panzarotti/421798094499004

Use to drive up and get them twice a year for a fundraiser we would do. They are the real deal, legit Panzarotti. SO good!

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: June 26, 2016 07:37PM

That Dude Wrote:
> http://www.panzarotti.net/factory/index.html
>
> https://www.facebook.com/notes/tarantini-panzarott
> i/heres-where-to-get-a-panzarotti/421798094499004
>
> Use to drive up and get them twice a year for a
> fundraiser we would do. They are the real deal,
> legit Panzarotti. SO good!

Wow! None around here still, but next time I'm heading up to NJ I will see if I'll be near any of these. Thanks!

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Villa Bella ()
Date: June 26, 2016 08:03PM

Villa Bella in Burke is the best place I have found. It's in the shopping center with the Walmart formerly a K-Mart.

Calzones need to have lots of ricotta, otherwise you might as well just eat a pizza.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: 33hv7 ()
Date: June 27, 2016 09:05AM

33hv7

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Kal Zone ()
Date: July 03, 2016 08:41AM

Bazzanos in Ravensworth used to have the best calzones in the area. Too bad the Korean real estate mafia shut them down.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: FrankR. ()
Date: July 03, 2016 09:39AM

Primo Italiano in Plaza Americana in Reston had awesome, very large calzones. I just checked and Yelp is reporting that it's closed now though.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Greybeard ()
Date: July 03, 2016 01:44PM

FrankR. Wrote:
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> Primo Italiano in Plaza Americana in Reston had
> awesome, very large calzones. I just checked and
> Yelp is reporting that it's closed now though.

Yeah, it's gone. Noticed that a couple of weeks ago.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Webeww ()
Date: July 03, 2016 01:46PM

Havabite - Fairfax City

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: July 03, 2016 02:15PM

Kal Zone Wrote:
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> Bazzanos in Ravensworth used to have the best
> calzones in the area. Too bad the Korean real
> estate mafia shut them down.


They really were not shut down. The Koreans like to raise the rents on non-Korean business.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Derpers gonna derp ()
Date: July 03, 2016 03:14PM

Ludwig Wrote:
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> Kal Zone Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Bazzanos in Ravensworth used to have the best
> > calzones in the area. Too bad the Korean real
> > estate mafia shut them down.
>
>
> They really were not shut down. The Koreans like
> to raise the rents on non-Korean business.

Don Mcilvaine owns Ravensworth Properties LLC.
... pretty sure he isn't Korean or part of any real estate mafia.
But keep derpin' if it makes you feel better.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: A Question ()
Date: July 03, 2016 03:40PM

Do any of the chain type places (Paisanos, Pizza Boli, Vocellis, etc.) make a decent calzone?

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: fat fkr ()
Date: July 03, 2016 03:50PM

A Question Wrote:
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> Do any of the chain type places (Paisanos, Pizza
> Boli, Vocellis, etc.) make a decent calzone?

Paisanos is okay. I had one from Manhatten pizza a couple weeks back and it was terrible, all cold in the middle and really bland sauce.

My favorite calzone outside of NYC is Mamma Mia in Manassas.
http://www.mamamiapizza.net/

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: That Dude ()
Date: July 03, 2016 04:22PM

A Question Wrote:
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> Do any of the chain type places (Paisanos, Pizza
> Boli, Vocellis, etc.) make a decent calzone?


Surprisingly enough, Paisanos does make a decent calzone, at least my local one does. I get one about once a month, steak, onions and provolone, they don't skimp on the ricotta or mozz.

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Joe Kapp ()
Date: July 05, 2016 02:51PM

There is an Italian restaurant near the infamous Strath Road. Some guy named MJB told me they have Calzones there. However, he's not an Honest Abe.




portabellos
2627 New Market Rd
Richmond, VA 23231

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: Pizza delivery girl ()
Date: July 06, 2016 07:47AM

Clzn Fkr Wrote:
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> I like to let my calzone cool off and then stick
> my schlong in it.


Pictures please!

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Re: bEST CALZONES
Posted by: XB70A ()
Date: July 06, 2016 10:52AM

Mamma Lucia's in the Fair City Mall. Best I've had since Philly or New York City. The pizza is great too.

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