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Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Question Mark ()
Date: May 25, 2012 03:47PM

Is it illegal to have sex in your car in Fairfax county if nobody can see you?

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: May 25, 2012 03:50PM

only if you can hear the sound of one hand clapping LoLz

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Agreed Gordon ()
Date: May 25, 2012 03:53PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> only if you can hear the sound of one hand
> clapping LoLz

:)

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: May 25, 2012 05:06PM

Its called indecent exposure, and yes thats a crime. Inside your car, there is no expectation of privacy so if your seen you might be charged.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Rusty Hall. ()
Date: May 25, 2012 06:43PM

Question Mark Wrote:
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> Is it illegal to have sex in your car in Fairfax
> county if nobody can see you?

You want to have sex in *my* car? Kinda cramped, but if you're up for it, let's see what we can do...

BTW, I drive a blue Honda.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Rusty Hall. ()
Date: May 25, 2012 07:16PM

Rusty Hall. Wrote:
> BTW, I drive a blue Honda.

With a ripped up bumper sticker that says "Watch for Bikers - Remember Timmy" flapping off of the back bumper. Yeah, even I'm beyond caring by now. Oh well...

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Lunchbox treatment ()
Date: May 26, 2012 02:22PM

Rusty Hall. Wrote:
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> Rusty Hall. Wrote:
> > BTW, I drive a blue Honda.
>
> With a ripped up bumper sticker that says "Watch
> for Bikers - Remember Timmy" flapping off of the
> back bumper. Yeah, even I'm beyond caring by now.
> Oh well...

That's like gettin busy in a lunchbox. No way in a modern vehicle.
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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: 5 years ago ()
Date: May 26, 2012 04:43PM

Back in high school (2007) I got caught by a police officer while having sex way off a back road in the woods in Fairfax county.....I noticed in the side view mirror an officer standing there watching us. what a damn freak. We then got dressed and rolled window down and he asked for our ID's and ran our information through the system...we were clean, so he let us go - he even told us we could finish up what we started......good ol fcpd

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: bring a blanket ()
Date: May 26, 2012 05:42PM

Condoms too. Go for it!

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: May 26, 2012 07:19PM

5 years ago Wrote:
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> Back in high school (2007) I got caught by a
> police officer while having sex way off a back
> road in the woods in Fairfax county.....I noticed
> in the side view mirror an officer standing there
> watching us. what a damn freak. We then got
> dressed and rolled window down and he asked for
> our ID's and ran our information through the
> system...we were clean, so he let us go - he even
> told us we could finish up what we
> started......good ol fcpd



You're damn lucky he didn't charge you with some sort of bullshit sex crime and have to register as a sex offender after the courts convicted you.

EDIT bad grammar.

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That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/26/2012 07:20PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: dabootybandit ()
Date: May 26, 2012 07:21PM

Yes two man having sex in the car in FFX County is Illegal will get you life in the big house. No homos allowed in FFX County.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: doggy style ()
Date: May 26, 2012 07:41PM

5 years ago Wrote:
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> Back in high school (2007) I got caught by a
> police officer while having sex way off a back
> road in the woods in Fairfax county.....I noticed
> in the side view mirror an officer standing there
> watching us. what a damn freak. We then got
> dressed and rolled window down and he asked for
> our ID's and ran our information through the
> system...we were clean, so he let us go - he even
> told us we could finish up what we
> started......good ol fcpd

Next time park the car and go into the woods a few hundred feet. The cops are too lazy to walk that far.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Wachenouff ()
Date: May 26, 2012 07:48PM

5 years ago Wrote:
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> Back in high school (2007) I got caught by a
> police officer while having sex way off a back
> road in the woods in Fairfax county.....

Didn't you get scared out there all by yourself?

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Meh. ()
Date: May 27, 2012 10:24PM

Well in Virginia any position other than missionary is illegal, so have fun doing that in your car.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: fairfax county cops lick my nuts ()
Date: December 19, 2012 09:12AM

fuck fcpd they are fucking assholes and aren't out there to catch real criminals but to cause problems with kids.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Also illegal ()
Date: December 19, 2012 01:52PM

It is also illegal to post a personal ad in Craigslit seeking gay sex. Regardless if there is money involved, which there wasn't. I posted an ad and after an undercover cop showed up at my door and confirmed what I was looking for, 4 cops kicked in the door and arrested me. Was in Fairfax's ADC over a holiday weekend. Made bail, but convicted in court of Misdemeanor Lewd Act and finded $250 and 1 year probation.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 19, 2012 02:30PM

Appears the Fairfax cops have expanded their priorities.

Add Craig List sodomy to juvenile crimes, license plate lights and missing donuts.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Jander420 ()
Date: December 19, 2012 03:59PM

Also illegal Wrote:
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> It is also illegal to post a personal ad in
> Craigslit seeking gay sex. Regardless if there is
> money involved, which there wasn't. I posted an ad
> and after an undercover cop showed up at my door
> and confirmed what I was looking for, 4 cops
> kicked in the door and arrested me. Was in
> Fairfax's ADC over a holiday weekend. Made bail,
> but convicted in court of Misdemeanor Lewd Act and
> finded $250 and 1 year probation.


Find this very hard to believe, have a case number or anything?

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: FOX News ()
Date: December 19, 2012 04:07PM

Sounds like a hate crime based on sexuality.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: December 19, 2012 04:38PM

Jander420 Wrote:
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> Also illegal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is also illegal to post a personal ad in
> > Craigslit seeking gay sex. Regardless if there
> is
> > money involved, which there wasn't. I posted an
> ad
> > and after an undercover cop showed up at my
> door
> > and confirmed what I was looking for, 4 cops
> > kicked in the door and arrested me. Was in
> > Fairfax's ADC over a holiday weekend. Made
> bail,
> > but convicted in court of Misdemeanor Lewd Act
> and
> > finded $250 and 1 year probation.
>
>
> Find this very hard to believe, have a case number
> or anything?

If true it is likely an old case. The Supreme Court threw out sodomy laws between consenting adults in a case from Texas a few years back.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Court Reporter ()
Date: December 19, 2012 05:14PM

Jander420 Wrote:
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> Also illegal Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It is also illegal to post a personal ad in
> > Craigslit seeking gay sex. Regardless if there
> is
> > money involved, which there wasn't. I posted an
> ad
> > and after an undercover cop showed up at my
> door
> > and confirmed what I was looking for, 4 cops
> > kicked in the door and arrested me. Was in
> > Fairfax's ADC over a holiday weekend. Made
> bail,
> > but convicted in court of Misdemeanor Lewd Act
> and
> > finded $250 and 1 year probation.
>
>
> Find this very hard to believe, have a case number
> or anything?


Only two people show up in the arrest search for "Lewd", both were arrested for lewd cohabitation by a Macy's security guard in 2007.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: biker ()
Date: December 19, 2012 07:04PM

Is your mexican gf of legal age?

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: sharon and gerry ()
Date: December 19, 2012 07:25PM

Question Mark Wrote:
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> Is it illegal to have sex in your car in Fairfax
> county if nobody can see you?

illegals are not illegal in Ffx why would sex be?

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: blarney ()
Date: December 19, 2012 07:25PM

biker Wrote:
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> Is your mexican gf of legal age?

Please clarify, legal age to some mexicans is 10.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: thinker ()
Date: December 19, 2012 08:27PM

Question Mark Wrote:
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> Is it illegal to have sex in your car in Fairfax
> county if nobody can see you?


If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: December 20, 2012 12:01PM

"Is it illegal to have sex in your car in Fairfax county if nobody can see you?"

If nobody can see you, why would it matter? I assume "nobody" means "nobody," which would mean you would never be caught, anyway.

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Re: Having Sex in Your Car in FFX County Illegal?
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: December 20, 2012 12:20PM

How about being by yourself stuck in traffic , and rubbing one off to pass the time?

Is it illegal only if someone else grabs the knob?

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