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Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Fairfax Smoker ()
Date: April 29, 2012 06:10PM

I occassionally run into this scenario outside of 7-11s in various parts of the county. Young white guys, look about 18 or 19 loitering outside of 7-11s approach and ask me to buy cigarettes for them.

- Are these fresh, pimply recruits from Fairfax's finest pulling a shit duty?

- Or are these real, live losers?

- If this is a police sting, what sort of dumbass actually falls for this?

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Observer of Things ()
Date: April 29, 2012 06:49PM

I've run into this situation, too. With cigarettes as well as alcohol sales. The kids / young men were all very polite which struck me slightly incongruous given the greasiness of their request.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: decoy ()
Date: April 29, 2012 08:06PM

Underage girls in yoga pants.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Fairfax Smoker ()
Date: April 29, 2012 08:40PM

decoy Wrote:
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> Underage girls in yoga pants.

Now that's a brilliant idea.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 29, 2012 09:15PM

dunno if it's a sting, but FCPD does use underage recruits to do busts like that. I know at least once when I was working at a station they came thru a couple times one night. I carded but the guy on the next shift didnt and cost the store and himself QUITE a lotta change..........

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: GottemSmokem ()
Date: April 29, 2012 10:09PM

They were using older Boy Scouts in MD for a while.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: ASN1668 ()
Date: April 29, 2012 11:02PM

Operation Shoulder Tap....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoulder_tap



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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 30, 2012 03:14AM

If you can't figure out how to get a blowjob out of this situation you're too stupid to live.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: April 30, 2012 07:15AM

Those young boys need to start going to church.
There are a million priests that would be more than happy to buy them all the cigarettes they want.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Date: April 30, 2012 08:31AM

They are up to this shit...



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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Bleck ()
Date: April 30, 2012 10:03AM

if they were 18-19 they could but their own cigs :)

If beer, I always gave them directions to the places in DC I purchased beer at and means I used to get a fake ID back in the early 90s. Can't get in trouble for that, but also shows you understand their dilemma.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: April 30, 2012 01:48PM

Gordon Blvd Wrote:
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> dunno if it's a sting, but FCPD does use underage
> recruits to do busts like that. I know at least
> once when I was working at a station they came
> thru a couple times one night. I carded but the
> guy on the next shift didnt and cost the store and
> himself QUITE a lotta change..........


Woa, wait...you used to work at a Gas Station?

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: We Card Everybody ()
Date: April 30, 2012 03:20PM

You haven't picked up on GordBlvd's blue-collar working woman writing style?

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: Hay Zeus ()
Date: April 30, 2012 03:29PM

We Card Everybody Wrote:
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> You haven't picked up on GordBlvd's blue-collar
> working woman writing style?

Is this before she become a county school bus driver?

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: cyclone ()
Date: April 30, 2012 04:34PM

Like suggested before if a kid asks you to buy beer take their money and buy a 12 pack of ODouls. Watch the fun when you come out and they try to arrest you.

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: What ()
Date: May 01, 2012 03:21AM

Bleck Wrote:
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> if they were 18-19 they could but their own cigs
> :)
>
> If beer, I always gave them directions to the
> places in DC I purchased beer at and means I used
> to get a fake ID back in the early 90s. Can't get
> in trouble for that, but also shows you understand
> their dilemma.


Because you're always on the lookout for a chance to ingratiate yourself with 16 year old boys? And maybe get a little blowjob sumpin' sumpin' out of it?

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Re: Youngish Guys Outside 7-11s Asking You to Buy Smokes for Them...
Posted by: dunzo ()
Date: May 01, 2012 03:40AM

Fairfax Smoker Wrote:
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> decoy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Underage girls in yoga pants.
>
> Now that's a brilliant idea.


They'd definitely bust Radiophile.

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