whats the best legit way to find your criminal background on the internet without going to the courts

Post your name, etc. here and the police who monitor the underground will check you out

Muthr fuker I a now frree ex convit an was innocnt. fore dat i was freee. you only a criminal when dhey catch you after dat you in jail. When i apply for job i tell them i a frree ex convit an no one loking for me stil dont get no job cause they think yo a criminal. Dhey know or will know so tell no lie bout be a ex convit

Any Fairfax County citizen can get a copy of their OWN Criminal Background Record Check for $10. Just go to Police Central Records at 10600 Page Avenue, Fairfax, Virginia. The office is open Monday through Friday, 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. The office closes at 3 p.m. on the first and third Wednesdays of every month. You may call the office at 703-246-2272. You need to park across the street in the public parking garage 1 block away.

You must provide two forms of identification. One must contain your photograph and date of birth. The list of IDs that are accepted:

U.S. Passport
Foreign Passport (valid) with I94 and Visa (valid or expired)
Driver’s License or DMV Identification Card
Military I.D. Card
Permanent Resident Card
Work Authorization Card
University I.D. Card with expiration date
Social Security Card
Voter Registration Card
Vehicle Registration (current)
Birth Certificate (Original or Certified) (Foreign must include translation with certificate of accuracy)
Any License issued by County/State/Federal Government

Got to Know Wrote:
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> Muthr fuker I a now frree ex convit an was
> innocnt. fore dat i was freee. you only a
> criminal when dhey catch you after dat you in
> jail. When i apply for job i tell them i a frree
> ex convit an no one loking for me stil dont get no
> job cause they think yo a criminal. Dhey know or
> will know so tell no lie bout be a ex convit

Guilty of being a dumb nigger.

What Wrote:
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> Got to Know Wrote:
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> -----
> > Muthr fuker I a now frree ex convit an was
> > innocnt. fore dat i was freee. you only a
> > criminal when dhey catch you after dat you in
> > jail. When i apply for job i tell them i a
> frree
> > ex convit an no one loking for me stil dont get
> no
> > job cause they think yo a criminal. Dhey know
> or
> > will know so tell no lie bout be a ex convit
>
> Guilty of being a dumb nigger.


Dat wat dat deadt ass white boye siad fore I manslaughed his dumb ass. dhey sent nigga away but nigga is back freee. Wo yaking now muthr fuker yo dumb ass nigga luvin momma

I already know my criminal background. I was there.