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Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 12, 2008 04:40PM

Look, I have two tickets in the pitt, row ccc (third row from the stage) in front of row A for Sunday's performance of Riverdance (june 1, 2008). For those that like the lawn at Wolf Trap, I dare you to buy them from me at cost (87.50 each), and take a date. He or She will be really impressed at sitting fewer than 10 feet from center stage!

These are awesome up close seats for a show that is multiple times more enjoyable up close. See the footwork from only a few feet away.

Any takers?

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 12, 2008 05:04PM

Riverdance...YEAH!!!!!.....NOT!!!!!!

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 12, 2008 05:15PM

DeathByCop Wrote:
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> Riverdance...YEAH!!!!!.....NOT!!!!!!

No girlfriend, huh?

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 12, 2008 05:26PM

More like No loser, huh?

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: April 12, 2008 07:16PM

No better way to immasculate yourself than to go see Riverdance. What's next on your list FUNdamental, "The Sound of Music" or "Cats"?

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 12, 2008 07:19PM

Maybe he and Meade can go take in the show!!!!!!

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: April 12, 2008 07:52PM

Any female that is down w/ Riverdance is not the kind of girl I'm trying to get down with. Stripclubs, shows, and general debauchery? Now that's a different story!!

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: April 12, 2008 08:09PM

id date a riverdance chick. They are hot and their arms are already pinned against thier sides. Awesome.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 12, 2008 08:12PM

ferfux, you never cease to amaze w/ your bizarre and deviance related comments! You get the freak of the week award. However, BEX is the all time SUPERFREAK!!!!

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: April 12, 2008 08:45PM

I prefer this "Riverdance" video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1u9FKdiEAE

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: MeatEater ()
Date: April 12, 2008 08:47PM

Just a friendly reminder... make sure the tickets that you buy are not bogus.

that's what happened to me a few years ago when I bought three Peter, Paul
and Mary tickets at the Wolf Trap parking lot from a guy... the tickets
looked real enough, but turned out to be bogus.... :(

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: the cool dude ()
Date: April 12, 2008 09:46PM

hey after the riverdance we should go to see a oprea conecert fun night

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 12, 2008 10:30PM

the cool dude Wrote:
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> hey after the riverdance we should go to see a
> oprea conecert fun night


From all the sarcastic remarks here, it is lucid you guys don't know how to get laid. Also, when I saw the show last year with my wife, I couldn't believe all the really thin ballet type chicks that were there (bonus). Your ridicule displays to me you think lawn seats at a Jimmy Buffet show impresses hot chicks. Well, guess what,it doesn't.

These seats will guarentee sex with a quality chick, if you have a quality chick in your scope.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 12, 2008 10:36PM

inkahootz Wrote:
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> Any female that is down w/ Riverdance is not the
> kind of girl I'm trying to get down with.
> Stripclubs, shows, and general debauchery? Now
> that's a different story!!


OK, continue with this stipulation or prerequisite; let me know in 10 years how it worked out.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: April 12, 2008 10:56PM

rehab, std's, and great memories!!!!LOL

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: April 12, 2008 11:16PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
> From all the sarcastic remarks here, it is lucid
> you guys don't know how to get laid. Also, when I
> saw the show last year with my wife, I couldn't
> believe all the really thin ballet type chicks
> that were there (bonus). Your ridicule displays
> to me you think lawn seats at a Jimmy Buffet show
> impresses hot chicks. Well, guess what,it doesn't.
>
>
> These seats will guarentee sex with a quality
> chick, if you have a quality chick in your scope.

Your wrong again. Any chick that you take to Riverdance will be more turned on to the footloose fruitcakes performing than you, assuming you're not one.
However, if you wear some tights and a poofie shirt and say your in the show, then your guaranteed to get laid by some lonely housewife.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: April 12, 2008 11:42PM

Numbers Wrote:

> Your wrong again. Any chick that you take to
> Riverdance will be more turned on to the footloose
> fruitcakes performing than you, assuming you're
> not one.
> However, if you wear some tights and a poofie
> shirt and say your in the show, then your
> guaranteed to get laid by some lonely housewife.


Including the legendary parties by Bon Jovi and the like, any band member will tell you that the other guys get more action than them. Other guys meaning roadies, tech guys, bus drivers. If you want to see the band - girls see them first.

That being said - she may get all turned on by the poofie shirted guys on stage - but guess what you fools - she is going home with you!!! Bonus, the chicks in Riverdance are awfully nice on the eyes too, but I am a leg man...

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 13, 2008 09:02AM

Radiophile Wrote:
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>> That being said - she may get all turned on by the
> poofie shirted guys on stage - but guess what you
> fools - she is going home with you!!! Bonus, the
> chicks in Riverdance are awfully nice on the eyes
> too, but I am a leg man...


You hit the nail right on the head and the reactions from most prove clearly that these lawn people suck and will not pull themselves out of sucking. Here is an opportunity for a lawn person to move up just a notch in cultural experience, and in the process get laid, and look how they mock the offering.

I should have known better; as Lisa Simpson learned she couldn't elevate "Groundskeeper Willie" to an upper crust class, I have learned lawn people will mock any entertainment that doesn't involve food and drink gluttony, a drum solo, or naked women begging for dollar bills.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:25PM

Clearly Radio and Fun have never been performers, or in a rock n roll band, because if so, you would know the reason the roadies get action first, is to eventually get to the band members themselves.

BTW, WTF are "lawn People"? People with lawn seats? If so, the only reason people get lawn seats is because the indoor seats sell out, so how does this make them lower on the food chain?
The real losers at shows and concerts are the idiots that continually stand up and yell banal comments at the performers, and most of these are inside the pavillion.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: DeathByCop ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:33PM

FUNdamental Wrote:
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> the cool dude Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > hey after the riverdance we should go to see a
> > oprea conecert fun night
>
>
> From all the sarcastic remarks here, it is lucid
> you guys don't know how to get laid.

I used to bang all the aux peres and foreign workers that came here during the summer, and I never had to take them to Riverdance to get laid.


> These seats will guarentee sex with a quality
> chick, if you have a quality chick in your scope.


LOL!!!! Are you calling them whores? If that is the measure of your game...no wonder you suck at spelling and macking!!!! You shouldn't have to rely on tickets to a shitty show to get laid. If you have the gift of gab, you have it made!!

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: April 13, 2008 01:48PM

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/02/2010 12:29AM by inkahootz.

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: formerhick76 ()
Date: April 13, 2008 05:50PM

Welcome to the Internet, where everyone gets laid a lot!

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Re: Riverdance Tickets @Wolf Trap
Posted by: FUNdamental ()
Date: April 13, 2008 07:01PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> Clearly Radio and Fun have never been performers,
> or in a rock n roll band, because if so, you would
> know the reason the roadies get action first, is
> to eventually get to the band members themselves.
>
>
> BTW, WTF are "lawn People"? People with lawn
> seats? If so, the only reason people get lawn
> seats is because the indoor seats sell out, so how
> does this make them lower on the food chain?
> The real losers at shows and concerts are the
> idiots that continually stand up and yell banal
> comments at the performers, and most of these are
> inside the pavillion.


took my seven year old to a school function and all the fifth grade boys were wearing High School Musical shirts. My first grader laughed at them saying HSM was for girls. One responded "yes, and all the fifth grade girls like HSM." See, fifth graders are smarter than you!

As for Radiophile not knowing the music industry, Are you nuts? His posting on the history of The Nissan Pavilion, and his posting on what "sheds" are, and certain performers technical needs, proves to me he knows his sh&t when it comes to the concert business.

Now, getting to the band members through the roadies, many times the band is gone by the time the crew is done with the scab (industry term, scab, groupie who will have sex with anyone associated with the band to hopefully get to the band). Radio DJ's have been known to scour the floor during a concert looking for willing chicks with no intention of getting them to "meet the band."

As most in the industry know, never let a fan backstage; "they drink your beer, eat your food, and act like they own the place." One pop star even told me once someone said to him "hey, can I move your guitar case so I can sit down."

Hughie Lewis, David Bowie, sting, and Flea, have all been accused of rape by women that had sex with them on the road. So, most major performers these days simply stay away from aggressive fans, it is not worth the hassle.

Now, the "banal comments"from inside the pavilion-of course they are coming from inside, anything yelled from more than say 10 rows back can't be heard on stage. When it comes in loud and clear is when the microphones pick it up and go through the audio system. But, I have seen plenty of drunkard yelling things from the lawn hoping the band can hear it-trust me, they cant.

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