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I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 14, 2012 10:20PM

I'm a nice looking lady just wanting to get high. Where is a good place to buy some pot without getting arrested or mugged? Seriously, want to know. Also, how much does pot cost these days? I really don't want to get ripped off and always used to get my pot for free. I live in the Fairfax/Clifton area. Please answer honestly. Thanks.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: HA ()
Date: April 14, 2012 10:38PM

Go to any high school in the area

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Resident ()
Date: April 14, 2012 11:43PM

I smell bacon.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: joshywoshy ()
Date: April 15, 2012 01:25AM

one money...give or take

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 15, 2012 01:36AM

Please post a picture of you showing your face and your split beaver and I will give you a bag of pot.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 15, 2012 06:14AM

There are donut crumbs on that post.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 15, 2012 08:55AM

your spirits will be able to get plenty high with this lovely decorative pot $26.99 @ Home Depot thank you very much

Oh, did you mean something else?

;)
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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: SWED ()
Date: April 15, 2012 09:47AM

Listen...head up by 4100 Chain Bridge Road- I heard they got the BEST pot there. Be sure to ride past with this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCUiGArhW2M on full volume, this is their theme song to let them know you are there to buy. Have a box of krispy cremes and hot coffee with 4 creams and sugars each and they will hook you up. Trust me- I did it twice last week!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 15, 2012 10:28AM

I kind of figured I couldn't get any serious replies here. I was being totally honest & serious. I don't want to go to some high school and buy weed from a kid old enough to be my child. High schoolers notoriously sell shitty weed. I want some quality stuff because I have cash.

If you brain scientists can at least answer this question (cost...what's the going rate for an ounce?) then I'd appreciate an answer.

I'm not a lover of the cops and I'm not a cop. I don't even eat donuts.

If you see me in Giant/BJs, I'm the lady that looks like Mary Louise Parker.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: April 15, 2012 11:03AM

I'm sure you are THAT hot, and have no pot.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: i'm a crape myrtle ()
Date: April 15, 2012 11:10AM

CliftonLady Wrote:
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> I kind of figured I couldn't get any serious
> replies here. I was being totally honest &
> serious. I don't want to go to some high school
> and buy weed from a kid old enough to be my child.
> High schoolers notoriously sell shitty weed. I
> want some quality stuff because I have cash.
>
> If you brain scientists can at least answer this
> question (cost...what's the going rate for an
> ounce?) then I'd appreciate an answer.
>
> I'm not a lover of the cops and I'm not a cop. I
> don't even eat donuts.
>
> If you see me in Giant/BJs, I'm the lady that
> looks like Mary Louise Parker.

First of all, i bet you look nothing at all like Mary Louise Parker, but that being said:
20 a g
60-80 1/8
120-160 1/4
200-240 1/2
and it decreases from there, typically buying more will net you more for your money. as well as getting yourself into the dudes good graces. imho.

this is of course for decent stuff, as i've never seen mids living in ffx co my entire life. ummm, buying around here...just approaching someone, it's just about impossible. everyone is paranoid as fuck and with good reason. every illegal daylaborer is terrified of breaking any(more) laws, and so even if you spoke spanish it might get a bit tricky.

you could try going into places with many black people(alexandria, arlington and shit like that. i've never done that myself due to a fear of african americans. if you're really really that desperate for weed, as stupid as this sounds, try craigslist, try 4chan, find online communities that share the same views as you and try to engratiate yourself. probably one in four people that answer will be vice, but you'll be able to tell.
clifton seems fairly laid back, ive got no idea. ask people yo.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 15, 2012 11:27AM

CliftonLady Wrote:
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> I kind of figured I couldn't get any serious
> replies here. I was being totally honest &
> serious. I don't want to go to some high school
> and buy weed from a kid old enough to be my child.
> High schoolers notoriously sell shitty weed. I
> want some quality stuff because I have cash.
>
> If you brain scientists can at least answer this
> question (cost...what's the going rate for an
> ounce?) then I'd appreciate an answer.
>
> I'm not a lover of the cops and I'm not a cop. I
> don't even eat donuts.
>
> If you see me in Giant/BJs, I'm the lady that
> looks like Mary Louise Parker.

Sounds like a nice lady, why doesn't somebody help her out?

From what I hear, good pot costs from $300-$400 per oz.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 15, 2012 12:08PM

Thanks for the answers. I've never had to buy pot because it was always given to me. Yes, people in this area seem pretty paranoid about the whole thing & when I talk to friends, they just laugh and think I'm being funny, but I'm as serious as a Lewbowski.

I said I look like MLP because we're the same age & people have been telling me for years that I do - no need to believe me or not, I know I do, though I'd honestly say she's at least 10 pounds lighter than me.

One of the reasons I'm paranoid about buying the stuff is I have a really good job & I'm not worried about a drug test, just worried that I'll get arrested and loose my job.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: April 15, 2012 12:17PM

you should be paranoid. you are going to get busted, thrown in jail, and lose your job. then you will be setting a good example for your children. i have a suggestion for you, dont do drugs. then you dont have to worry so much.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 15, 2012 12:50PM

Appreciate the suggestion who cares but I've already decided long ago that if I wanted to do drugs that's my own business and can handle the consequences. You have no clue that #1 I'll get busted, #2 I'll go to jail, and #3 I'll loose my job. Those are all assumptions and probably your private wishes for me.

I've set a great example most of the time to my children and can admit I'm not perfect, but I'm a great mother & love my kids. They love me back unconditionally.

I've always believed that smoking pot is fine & should be legal. I think my best way of getting some good stuff is complain about my 'back pain' to some doc in DC and get it at a medical maryjane dispensary.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: oldstonerfrombackintheday ()
Date: April 15, 2012 01:59PM

This area has always been a paranoid place to buy.I do not have any.Everyone says theres a lot around but no one can come up with any.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: who cares ()
Date: April 15, 2012 02:10PM

now your back tracking. you said yourself your paranoid about being arrested and losing your job. if your so concerned about it, then pass on grass. great mom, yeah, breaking the law. just cause you think it should be legal, guess what, it isnt so you will get arrested if caught. just curious what you would say if one of your kids was smoking dope. guess you would say "its ok johnny, mommy does it too. grab one of my joints and lets talk about it over a smoke". nice parenting. and by the way, even if they legalize it in dc, it will still be illegal to bring it into va. good luck pot head.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 15, 2012 02:22PM

who cares Wrote:
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> now your back tracking. you said yourself your
> paranoid about being arrested and losing your job.
> if your so concerned about it, then pass on grass.
> great mom, yeah, breaking the law. just cause you
> think it should be legal, guess what, it isnt so
> you will get arrested if caught. just curious what
> you would say if one of your kids was smoking
> dope. guess you would say "its ok johnny, mommy
> does it too. grab one of my joints and lets talk
> about it over a smoke". nice parenting. and by the
> way, even if they legalize it in dc, it will still
> be illegal to bring it into va. good luck pot
> head.


Obviously you care enough to keep hounding her. Sounds like your life sucks bad enough to keep trolling her thread... on Sunday afternoon.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: April 15, 2012 02:24PM

I don't use drugs nor have for at least 30 years (gack) but I probably could find somewhere to buy pot in less than one weekday starting from an entirely "cold" state.

=========

Having said that, actively attempting to break the law is probably itself a breaking of the law (?) and your IP address (attached to each of your posts), etc, point right at you.

Minimally, your posts and IP give the police sufficient grounds to start watching your home and, for example, its trash to see if they can get a cheap hit on illegal activity.

Anecdote: A VP of Cub Run Elementary School was brought to the attention of the police via some means - I like to imagine they used a helicopter at night to infrared search for heat soruces out of the ordinary (thus grow lights) to target houses to more closely watch. In any case, having brought attention to himself in some manner they THEN started taking and examining his garbage from in front of his house, found some sort of material that was a no-no, and used THAT to obtain a search warrant for his house - the rest is history. [BTW - this is all public record - the police actualy said they looked through his garbage for sufficient evidence to get the warrant]

Your posts and IP is that "heat source"...

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: April 15, 2012 02:32PM

So many illegals out there slashing butts and sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would concentrate on a women trying to score a little bag of pot?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/15/2012 02:33PM by Ralph Pootawn.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Olde Farte, II ()
Date: April 15, 2012 02:49PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> So many illegals out there slashing butts and
> sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would
> concentrate on a women trying to score a little
> bag of pot?

Different departments so the answer is necessarily "Absolutely yes".

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: county worker ()
Date: April 15, 2012 05:01PM

Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
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> So many illegals out there slashing butts and
> sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would
> concentrate on a women trying to score a little
> bag of pot?


Lots of peoples jobs depend on small crimes. The DWI rate is way down so we have to try and get more pot possession cases through the system. I think the texting and driving thing will help out as long as we can make the charges stick.
Major crimes cost the taxpayers big time but small crimes help pay for our law enforcement infrastructure.
In addition to government employees there are many private companies that depend on this. The ASAP, SAS and domestic violence counselling providers employ many thousands of people in this country.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 15, 2012 05:44PM

Now that's funny...I could only imagine my house under surveillance. They'd have a field day searching my trash which BTW is so boring. Let them look; I'll give them access to my trash cans, especially right after my period! ;-)

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 15, 2012 05:57PM

Olde Farte, II Wrote:
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> Ralph Pootawn Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So many illegals out there slashing butts and
> > sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would
> > concentrate on a women trying to score a little
> > bag of pot?
>
> Different departments so the answer is necessarily
> "Absolutely yes".

You totally have your head up what's left of your ass (from the repeated gerbil insertions).

PEOPLE OF FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND! I, TOO, WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME POT! CAN ANYBODY HELP ME?

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Let's get all the officials reading this post ()
Date: April 15, 2012 07:15PM

This post has nothing to do with...

TALIBAN ANTRHAX CAR BOMBS

Now that Echelon has picked this up, enjoy being the focus of every single law-enforcement agency that exists in the US, including the double-super-secret ones.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: April 15, 2012 09:12PM

Let's get all the officials reading this post Wrote:
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> This post has nothing to do with...
>
> TALIBAN ANTRHAX CAR BOMBS
>
> Now that Echelon has picked this up, enjoy being
> the focus of every single law-enforcement agency
> that exists in the US, including the
> double-super-secret ones.

....all of whom really care about some lady trying to score some doobie o_0

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: flagged words ()
Date: April 15, 2012 11:38PM

Let's get all the officials reading this post Wrote:
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> This post has nothing to do with...
>
> TALIBAN ANTRHAX CAR BOMBS
>
> Now that Echelon has picked this up, enjoy being
> the focus of every single law-enforcement agency
> that exists in the US, including the
> double-super-secret ones.


Your IP is going to be the one they focus on. Not hers. You're taling about (those things you said) and she's talking about some grass. Gee, I wonder who they would be looking at!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 16, 2012 03:24AM

Get thee to a jigaboo. Tell him you need to git sum gauge.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: just sayin ()
Date: April 16, 2012 01:24PM

ask your friends' husbands.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: April 16, 2012 01:31PM

I seriously doubt they would have any info on that.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Ahmayzin ()
Date: April 16, 2012 01:56PM

I was just wondering if you found what you were looking for....if not I found this at Kids R Us.
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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 16, 2012 02:06PM

Man our laws are so silly. Why cant a girl catch a buzz? Do you ever stop into the pub?

Also, Mary Louise Parker is SO tight!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/16/2012 02:11PM by JBass.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 16, 2012 07:24PM

JBass - which pub?

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: asa ()
Date: April 16, 2012 08:17PM

wuts ur email

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 16, 2012 09:01PM

Uuun, the one in town?

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: pusha ()
Date: April 17, 2012 12:23AM

yo holla at me son i got tha LOUDDDD.......... fuck these dumb ass white ppl talking shit..... fairfax is where its at white rich kids buy it all

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: So many illegals out there slashing butts and sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would concentrate on a women trying to score a little bag of pot? ()
Date: April 17, 2012 09:16AM

> So many illegals out there slashing butts and sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would concentrate on a women trying to score a little bag of pot?

Yes, I think that's exactly what they would do, because she's an easy target, and serious criminals arent. Fairfax Co. cops have EARNED a reputation as bottom-feeders who create the vast majority of "crime" they are paid to stop. Read the weekly arrest blotter, and ask yourself how many of those arrests really needed a cop's intervention at all (10% or fewer, in the average week).

Imagine if the Mafia were, instead of a criminal organization, the authorized enforcers of law; that would be a more honorable, honest version of the FCPD.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Dumbass ()
Date: April 17, 2012 10:02AM

So many illegals out there slashing butts and sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would concentrate on a women trying to score a little bag of pot? Wrote:
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> > So many illegals out there slashing butts and
> sexually assaulting women, you think FCPD would
> concentrate on a women trying to score a little
> bag of pot?
>
> Yes, I think that's exactly what they would do,
> because she's an easy target, and serious
> criminals arent. Fairfax Co. cops have EARNED a
> reputation as bottom-feeders who create the vast
> majority of "crime" they are paid to stop. Read
> the weekly arrest blotter, and ask yourself how
> many of those arrests really needed a cop's
> intervention at all (10% or fewer, in the average
> week).
>
> Imagine if the Mafia were, instead of a criminal
> organization, the authorized enforcers of law;
> that would be a more honorable, honest version of
> the FCPD.
Just replying to remove you stupid username from the front page. Have you ever used an internet forum before?

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: 5713440468 ()
Date: April 17, 2012 10:28AM

idfc

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: April 18, 2012 03:23PM

Well, If I ever see your fine Mary Louise Parker-looking ass out and about, Ill be sure to cat call so you know its me!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: CliftonLady ()
Date: April 18, 2012 08:58PM

Now that's what I'm taking about!!!

Thank you all for the great suggestions on buying weed & what it should cost.

Those who were negative, related to al-Qaeda, or just plain mean...here's my thoughts to you....Kiss My Lilly White Ass Losers!

JBass...maybe I'll see you in the pub or hear your cat calls...hope you have some weed when I respond. :-)
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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: What ()
Date: April 19, 2012 01:00AM

I've already offered you a trade, beaver for pot. Cash, grass, or ass! No one rides for free!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: herbal ()
Date: October 21, 2012 11:40AM

If you are interested of marijuana, contact me herbal.research@ymail.com

seriours buyers only.

peace

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: nig nog noggerson ()
Date: October 22, 2012 04:00PM

Silk Road is an online marketplace whose operators run it as a Tor hidden service. The majority of products that sellers list on Silk Road qualify as contraband in most jurisdictions.[2] NPR has referred to the site as the "Amazon.com of illegal drugs";[3] The Economist has likewise described it, in an article on Bitcoin, as "a sort of eBay for drugs hidden in a dark corner of the web known as Tor.[4]

Buyers and sellers conduct all transactions with bitcoins, a crypto-currency that provides weak anonymity[5]. Although the bitcoin's exchange rate may fluctuate greatly in short periods of time, most of the prices on Silk Road are bound to United States dollar to prevent too drastic inflation or deflation. Buyers can register on Silk Road for free, but sellers must purchase new accounts through auctions to mitigate the possibility of malicious individuals distributing tainted goods.[6][7] The website launched in February 2011 with development having begun three months prior.[8][9]

Most sellers are based in the UK and US, and offer products such as heroin, LSD, cannabis, and other drugs.[8][10] However, the site's operators prohibit goods or services intended to harm others, such as stolen credit card numbers, counterfeit currency, personal info, assassinations, weapons of mass destruction, and materials used to make such weapons..[11] An administrator claims "over 99% of all transactions conducted within the escrow system are completed to the satisfaction of both buyer and seller, or a mutually agreed upon resolution is found."[12]

In reaction to a Gawker article on the marketplace, US Senators Charles Schumer and Joe Manchin sent a letter to US Attorney General Eric Holder and DEA Administrator Michele Leonhart insisting that the agency shut down the marketplace.[2][13][14] In a press conference Schumer described Silk Road as follows:

It's a certifiable one-stop shop for illegal drugs that represents the most brazen attempt to peddle drugs online that we have ever seen. It's more brazen than anything else by lightyears.
—[15]

Subsequently, Silk Road's administrators posted on the Silk Road forums the following statement:

The die have been cast [sic] and now we will see how they land. We will be diverting even more effort into countering their attacks and making the site as resilient as possible, which means we may not be as responsive to messages for a while. I'm sure this news will scare some off, but should we win the fight, a new era will be born. Even if we lose, the genie is out of the bottle and they are fighting a losing War already.
—[16]

After this attention, traffic to the website increased dramatically and the bitcoin saw a corresponding rise in value.[8]

The site was also used during the markup hearing for the 2011 Stop Online Piracy Act as an exemplar of the evolution of some websites to distributed networking and computer systems which by design are not blockable by domain name filtering such as proposed in SOPA.[17]

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: horny ()
Date: October 22, 2012 04:50PM

may i have buttsex with your lilly white ass

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: meh ()
Date: October 22, 2012 04:57PM

if u want some weed call up

7032463227 and state ur name and what u want immediately.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Thinkbox MC ()
Date: October 22, 2012 05:00PM

You can buy drugs on silk road. it is legal because you techincally arent buying them with US dollars, you have to convert to a "not real" currency, the US government cannot charge you for the purchase. i may or may not have used this site regularly. :)

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Yet2findtheLovers ()
Date: October 22, 2012 06:58PM

Pot and Hops are in the same family. Hops are in Beer, just to clarify which hops we are talking about. Lots of folks out there drinking Beer!

Thanks for this post can't find better reading material. Hilarious :)

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: alvarezje ()
Date: October 22, 2012 10:16PM

pics or gtfo.

we'll be the judge of how "nice looking" you are.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: there you go ()
Date: October 22, 2012 10:18PM

CliftonLady Wrote:
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> I'm a nice looking lady just wanting to get high.
> Where is a good place to buy some pot without
> getting arrested or mugged?


Message Cary or go see Derek M. @ Glory Days in Burke.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: bs ()
Date: October 22, 2012 10:20PM

Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> You can buy drugs on silk road. it is legal
> because you techincally arent buying them with US
> dollars, you have to convert to a "not real"
> currency, the US government cannot charge you for
> the purchase.



Bullshit.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Its a weed ()
Date: October 22, 2012 10:29PM

just grow it yourself. It's a damn weed.

Get some dirt, a seed and then water it once a week. Wait 4 months, and harvest.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: wntd_outlaw ()
Date: November 15, 2012 08:28PM

I just wanna sell lbs at a decent price but no one wants any right now

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Tard spotter ()
Date: November 15, 2012 11:48PM

Thinkbox MC Wrote:
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> You can buy drugs on silk road. it is legal
> because you techincally arent buying them with US
> dollars, you have to convert to a "not real"
> currency, the US government cannot charge you for
> the purchase. i may or may not have used this
> site regularly. :)


You sir are a tard. USPS is not down with your tardiness or shipping drugs in the mail.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Tard Spotter ()
Date: November 15, 2012 11:49PM

Oh and they are called bitcoins, tard.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: notbsactually ()
Date: November 16, 2012 12:50AM

The Silkroad is the best way to go, be sure to check all there feedback, convert your currency, and enjoy! If you arent tech savy, its kinda a pain to get connected but its not too difficult.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: wntd_outlaw ()
Date: November 16, 2012 11:17AM

I live in Cali but ill send some of my fire ass stuff which will be way better then anything. there. If you still want some.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: d ()
Date: December 21, 2013 01:22PM

Email me

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: dear abby ()
Date: December 21, 2013 02:48PM

Go get a job, you loser!
Don't be a nigger and sit around smoking dope all day!
Get a life!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: McJangles ()
Date: December 21, 2013 05:50PM

Nice try, cop

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: ReallyNotReally ()
Date: December 22, 2013 01:50PM

CliftonLady Wrote:
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> Thanks for the answers. I've never had to buy pot
> because it was always given to me. Yes, people in
> this area seem pretty paranoid about the whole
> thing & when I talk to friends, they just laugh
> and think I'm being funny, but I'm as serious as a
> Lewbowski.
>
> I said I look like MLP because we're the same age
> & people have been telling me for years that I do
> - no need to believe me or not, I know I do,
> though I'd honestly say she's at least 10 pounds
> lighter than me.
>
> One of the reasons I'm paranoid about buying the
> stuff is I have a really good job & I'm not
> worried about a drug test, just worried that I'll
> get arrested and loose my job.

Fail. It's Lebowski, dummy. This thread is totally useless. A bunch of fucking amateurs trying to be funny. Fuck off.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Katlynn ()
Date: July 24, 2014 08:11AM

Yeo if theirs anyone in Vancouver or near qoquitlam I got some dope weed I'm selling email me if anyone's interested katty2788@outlook.com

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: c3jVU ()
Date: July 24, 2014 09:43AM

I'd say a road trip to Colorado is in order.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Nova Stoner ()
Date: July 24, 2014 09:52AM

Just go to the Rental Car return facility at DIA and you can find lots of weed!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2695922/Pot-tourists-dumping-marijuana-rental-cars-fly-Denver-airport.html

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: D6xtT ()
Date: July 24, 2014 11:10AM

c3jVU Wrote:
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> I'd say a road trip to Colorado is in order.


It's either this or find a "Hood" friend. Trust me on this one.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Hank Moody ()
Date: July 24, 2014 11:48AM

"We try not to let it get to the car wash bay because those guys will take it,"

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Tyson Davis ()
Date: July 13, 2015 05:12PM

Hey man, able to help out a visitor?

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: jefjwfgy ()
Date: July 13, 2015 09:34PM

Tyson Davis Wrote:
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> Hey man, able to help out a visitor?

Yeah dude, I live at 6140 Rolling Rd in Springfield. Come on over an pick some up.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: some more info ()
Date: July 14, 2015 02:52AM

"Get thee to a jigaboo"

Hilarious.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: ftp ()
Date: July 14, 2015 06:18AM

The police have taken over FFU so be careful naming specific spots- I know of some in Fairfax County Proper I could drive up and be gone in 5 minutes flat with a package in hand served on the corner 24/7.... but I ain't no snitch!!! ;)

But if you are truly desperate....

Seriously, either try the deep web/bitcoins (you google it I'm not giving out instructions!) and sit back and wait for the package to come to your door....

or if you are desperate, need it right now, and you are not afraid of Black people, go to SE/SW in the "hood" (you figure it out) and someone will help you out. Just give yourself a good 2-3 hour window to go ask around if you are not Black yourself. Best to go by car, step out, and chat up people (or in some hoods they will come straight to your car).

Please don't be driving any "cop car"- basicaly any domestic as the lookouts will NOT want to serve you thinking you are a fed- although they are sneaky 9x outta 10 they are in an impala, crown vic, or taurus (the new ones that just came out) so if you drive one of those, double good luck to you....

Or if you can afford plane tickets and have a day or 2, just go to Colorado and you figure out how to get it back to VA (NOT on the plane thats all I will say!)

That is all I will say about that!

This has been my public service announcement- FUCK THE COMMONWEALTH!!! VA will probably be the LAST to legalize it. I understand those who are looking for medical reasons, I will say "my friend" uses it for stress release and to get off certain medications that have HORRIBLE side effects and the pot is the only thing that TRULY helps bring back appetite, calms nerves, etc...it's just a damn plant and it's only illegal so the cops/prison complex can make money off of it!!! Shout out to those truly suffering and need it for medical reasons I support you in your quest which is why I'm posting!!!

Have a great day all- and BE CAREFUL WHATEVER YOU DO. The feds are more than happy to arrest you to get that sweet fine money so they can spend it on tanks and shit they dont even really need. It's not a war on drugs its a war on your wallet- they want your money any way they can get it!!! I mean, you do see the cops out here pulling people over for petty shit (expired stickers by ONE DAY and the like)...it's all a money grab....FOLLOW THE MONEY!!!!

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Date: July 14, 2015 06:57AM

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: hahahahahaha ()
Date: July 14, 2015 11:17PM

jefjwfgy Wrote:
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> Tyson Davis Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hey man, able to help out a visitor?
>
> Yeah dude, I live at 6140 Rolling Rd in
> Springfield. Come on over an pick some up.

lol good one a police station

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: movetocolorado ()
Date: July 15, 2015 12:07AM

Why do people constantly post asking for drugs on here?
Move to Colorado where it's legal. Plenty of pot there, you can buy it from the pot shop. Bye!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Trolling, Trolling, Trolling ()
Date: July 15, 2015 07:11AM

movetocolorado Wrote:
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> Why do people constantly post asking for drugs on
> here?

The majority of them are trolling.

There might be a few truly clueless people trying to hook up, but since selling even a small amount of pot in Virginia is a felony with a 1 year mandatory minimum, the only responses they're going to get are going to be similar to the ones in this thread.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: kNU9d ()
Date: July 15, 2015 10:59AM

Trolling, Trolling, Trolling Wrote:
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> movetocolorado Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why do people constantly post asking for drugs
> on
> > here?
>
> The majority of them are trolling.
>
> There might be a few truly clueless people trying
> to hook up, but since selling even a small amount
> of pot in Virginia is a felony with a 1 year
> mandatory minimum, the only responses they're
> going to get are going to be similar to the ones
> in this thread.

Hey officer, I heard they just turned on the Krispy Kreme light! Go, quickly!!!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: 6ndTm ()
Date: July 15, 2015 12:45PM

home depot has plenty of pot

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: jxvyt ()
Date: July 15, 2015 07:00PM

Hello fellow Members of the NOVA community. I came here to report illicit drug activity in my neighborhood. I live near Vale Ridge Court and have seen what looks to be like drug dealing activity. I frequently smell marijuana in the air. From a house that is currently being rented by an Hispanic family. Now there may be other drug activity there like cocaine etc.. But I cannot smell that. From talking to surrounding neighbors the name Christian Salinas comes up. From the size of the UPS packages being unloaded there under reasonable assumption. This person is receiving marijuana by the pounds. From this house on vale ridge court the marijuana is being distributed to Centerville to a house under the owner ship of a persons named Roger, also with a distribution network to falls church. Below is a police records of the marijuana dealer. I would like some police action to occur. Or if anyone wants to break in and steal some drug dealing money or marijuana by the pounds feel free. This neighbor is extremely disrespectful to the neighborhood and surrounding community. There is no doubt in my mind that teenagers in the Vienna community are receiving drugs from this house. Below is the criminal record.



"SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA ","VA","01/29/2009","GR LARC-OTHER "
"SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA ","VA","04/17/2009","PASSING ON RIGHT "
"SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA ","VA","05/11/2009","TRESPASS-POSTED OR ADVISED TO LV "
"SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA ","VA","09/27/2009","ASSAULT-SIMPLE "

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: essequis ()
Date: July 15, 2015 07:37PM

Chris Turrissini, he sells weed. He also murdered someone...so you can take your chances, but at least you're aware and know what you're getting into.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: More Completely Explained ()
Date: July 15, 2015 08:15PM

jxvyt Wrote:
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> Hello fellow Members of the NOVA community. I came
> here to report illicit drug activity in my
> neighborhood. I live near Vale Ridge Court and
> have seen what looks to be like drug dealing
> activity. I frequently smell marijuana in the air.
> From a house that is currently being rented by an
> Hispanic family. Now there may be other drug
> activity there like cocaine etc.. But I cannot
> smell that. From talking to surrounding neighbors
> the name Christian Salinas comes up. From the size
> of the UPS packages being unloaded there under
> reasonable assumption. This person is receiving
> marijuana by the pounds. From this house on vale
> ridge court the marijuana is being distributed to
> Centerville to a house under the owner ship of a
> persons named Roger, also with a distribution
> network to falls church. Below is a police records
> of the marijuana dealer. I would like some police
> action to occur. Or if anyone wants to break in
> and steal some drug dealing money or marijuana by
> the pounds feel free. This neighbor is extremely
> disrespectful to the neighborhood and surrounding
> community. There is no doubt in my mind that
> teenagers in the Vienna community are receiving
> drugs from this house. Below is the criminal
> record.
>
> "SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW
> VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA ","VA","01/29/2009","GR
> LARC-OTHER "
> "SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW
> VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA ","VA","04/17/2009","PASSING
> ON RIGHT "
> "SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW
> VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA
> ","VA","05/11/2009","TRESPASS-POSTED OR ADVISED TO
> LV "
> "SALINAS ","CHRISTIAN ","W","019"," 9828","MEADOW
> VALLEY ","DR","VIENNA
> ","VA","09/27/2009","ASSAULT-SIMPLE "

You missed his 2010 pot bust, which explains why someone would target Christian Salina's Vienna house for a burglary or rip-off.

SALINAS CHRISTIAN W 20 08/01/2010 18.2-248.1(a)(2) DRUGS: DISTRIB/PWI MARIJUANA >1/2 OZ TO 5 LBS 9828 MEADOW VALLEY DR VIENNA, VIENNA, VA 22181

Use the old interface to the arrest search next time.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Denva ()
Date: September 22, 2015 10:41AM

Just moved here from denver,And in need of that LOOUUDD!

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: automan ()
Date: November 01, 2015 12:25PM

Clintonlady did you find a source. I'm looking also..

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: April 2012 ()
Date: November 01, 2015 01:24PM

automan Wrote:
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> Clintonlady did you find a source. I'm looking
> also..


^ This is your brain on drugs.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Josh000000000 ()
Date: March 20, 2016 07:08PM

Just in town painting Speedways in need. Please can we meet up?

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Josh Derped ()
Date: March 20, 2016 07:23PM

Josh000000000 Wrote:
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> Just in town painting Speedways in need. Please
> can we meet up?


Good job replying to a 4 year old post genius.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: slip dip ()
Date: March 21, 2016 05:11AM

Go to 5602 Dogue Run Dr. Fairfax Station VA or call 703-250-0358 and ask for Michelle. Tell her you're one of Jennifer's customers. Best to go in person.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: cyVTD ()
Date: March 22, 2016 03:17PM

ok have fun with constipation and joblessness

hope your an artist from a rich political family and have "artistic grants"

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: Slic ()
Date: October 19, 2017 05:37PM

Yo if any1 sellin in the Ashland area contact me 804 801 4398

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: AmishParadise ()
Date: October 24, 2017 05:41PM

CliftonLady Wrote:
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> Now that's funny...I could only imagine my house
> under surveillance. They'd have a field day
> searching my trash which BTW is so boring. Let
> them look; I'll give them access to my trash cans,
> especially right after my period! ;-)

Definitely a narc. What kind of Clifton soccer mom knows about trash pulls yet somehow can't find pot on the street? and jokes about bloody tampons? You pigs are lame

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Re: I just want to buy some loud
Posted by: Myster Bitch ()
Date: May 23, 2018 06:41PM

Currently posted in Sterling, VA area for the next 2 days. Trying to get a hook up, depending on price, I’d like an eighth. Used to paying $25-$35.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: 5ty yj ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:20PM

Better keep yeour old connect son. An 1/8 for $25?What are you smoking, seedy assed Mexican brick weed? I don't smoke or deal the shit but unless your sucking the dealer's dick or somthing an 1/8 of LOUD is going to cost you around $50-$60, in Fairfax town, or so I hear. Remember, weed is very illegal in Virginia.

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: HiccupGip ()
Date: May 24, 2018 10:10PM

Anybody who thinks the police have better things to do than pop end users for minor possession charges are not aware of the data. Take a peek at the daily arrest records for local areas. They are full of alcohol, drug and assault cases.e

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Re: I just want to buy some pot
Posted by: There's an app for that ()
Date: May 24, 2018 10:19PM

Seriously... There's an app for that.

'Free' delivery too.

Price is a rip off though.

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