I was speaking with some buiddies the other day and fat boy Darren Muser's name came up. He bartneded for a while then we lost him.

Has anybody scene him or know wherehe works?

"MUSSER ","DARREN ","M","041"," xxx","COLETTE ","DR","ALEXANDRIA ","VA","12/15/2004","DOMESTIC ASSAULT "

buddies
bartended
seen
retard

he is the golf pro at Pohick i think

Another happy gay hookup solved

He packs a mean punch, too. Just ask his domestic partner.

zabasearch.com

not 100% reliable, but can work

Fat boy has not worked at Pohick in 2 years.

You all are pretty funny but if he wanted you to know where the hell he was...you'd know. Maybe he couldnt care less. I know. Good luck with your search.

What does he look? There's a fat boy over at the dump that drives the front loader?

I go to fast eddies all the time and darren is always there...so who ever is writing those messages is an idiot! Don't ever play the guy in any sports...he's a super star at them all. I've seen him run over 325lb.line men in football and i know he weighs 225lbs. He's a freaken awesome bartender also!

The guy is awesome...and he plays pool like a pro...he cant be beat, for any amount of money!

The legend grows.......

Darren is no longer at Top Golf. He was fired over 1 year ago. He also recently divorced and is thinking of moving out of the area to open a restaurant, that's what he said 2 months ago. He managed Fast Eddies for years and is an excellent pool player. His golf game is really good also.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2008 08:07PM by SWweeman.

"D" is a freak..dated him 10 years ago...working on hooking up with him again...can"t wait...he knows how to work it!

so, where can i find out more about this assault?

nunyafnbizness Wrote:
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> You all are pretty funny but if he wanted you to
> know where the hell he was...you'd know. Maybe he
> couldnt care less. I know. Good luck with your
> search.


You must be Dommo's friend too....from the Springfield shooting thread. lol

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> so, where can i find out more about this assault?


It was in 2004. Why do you care? Is that how you like you're men?

Firrat Wrote:
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> nunyafnbizness Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You all are pretty funny but if he wanted you
> to
> > know where the hell he was...you'd know. Maybe
> he
> > couldnt care less. I know. Good luck with your
> > search.
>
>
> You must be Dommo's friend too....from the
> Springfield shooting thread. lol

KEEP DOMMO'S NAME OUT YOUR MOUF

Thugg Life Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > nunyafnbizness Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You all are pretty funny but if he wanted you
> > to
> > > know where the hell he was...you'd know.
> Maybe
> > he
> > > couldnt care less. I know. Good luck with
> your
> > > search.
> >
> >
> > You must be Dommo's friend too....from the
> > Springfield shooting thread. lol
>
> KEEP DOMMO'S NAME OUT YOUR MOUF

Notice the name "Dommo" is written here as a word/name. It actually comes out of your mouth every time you read it; therefor its actually coming out of you're "mouf". Which means you are telling yourself to keep his name out of your own mouth . I almost couldn't recognize you with fewer errors. Did hooked on phonics work? Is Darren you're new client?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2008 02:55PM by Firrat.

Yes. I took your sagely advice, good sir, and decided to enrich my vocabulary and reading comprehension skills through the program you recommended. Just because I see the errors of my communicative ways, doesn't mean you have ANY RIGHT TO HAVE DOMMO'S NAME IN YO MOUF NOW GET IT OUT OF THERE I'M SUPER CEREAL.

Also, Darren told me to ask you if you're done with his "Black Stallion 20" Power Dong."

Firrat: In answer to your question, yes, I like it rough. Nothing like a good beating.

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> Firrat: In answer to your question, yes, I like
> it rough. Nothing like a good beating.


I didn't expect that reply. I think I'm gonna help Darren and find him for that reason.

Great...so, what does he look like? Are you a wife beater too?

Thugg Life Wrote:
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> Yes. I took your sagely advice, good sir, and
> decided to enrich my vocabulary and reading
> comprehension skills through the program you
> recommended. Just because I see the errors of my
> communicative ways, doesn't mean you have ANY
> RIGHT TO HAVE DOMMO'S NAME IN YO MOUF NOW GET IT
> OUT OF THERE I'M SUPER CEREAL.
>
> Also, Darren told me to ask you if you're done
> with his "Black Stallion 20" Power Dong."

Actually I use to be a bad writer. I'll still have mistakes here and there, but it's better than before. A lot of the regulars like Gravis, Themeeper etc. know I was a bad writer. The reason why I pick on their writing is to show how it impacts their opinions that they post. People are tough critics here and their ideas will not be respected as much with the writing style that is worse than a 5th grader. How do I know this? It happened to me and I agree with it, which made me want to improve my writing therefor I also courage people to write better for their opinions to be taken seriously.

By the way....I know it was another person under the name "Thugg Life" who wrote the second response back or maybe you learned to use windows "word" to correct your writing. If it is the same person then I'm glad you chose to write the "correct" way.

Thank Darren for me! My GF loved the movie and was wondering if you have part 2-4? I also have been really curious on why you and Darren have been hanging out together as much as you two do. Do you both watch "Black Stallion" together? That is so sweet.

;)

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> Great...so, what does he look like? Are you a wife
> beater too?

Actually I prefer to participate in different kinds of events with women other than using them as a punching bag, but it does get rough.

Firrat Wrote:
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> Thugg Life Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes. I took your sagely advice, good sir, and
> > decided to enrich my vocabulary and reading
> > comprehension skills through the program you
> > recommended. Just because I see the errors of
> my
> > communicative ways, doesn't mean you have ANY
> > RIGHT TO HAVE DOMMO'S NAME IN YO MOUF NOW GET
> IT
> > OUT OF THERE I'M SUPER CEREAL.
> >
> > Also, Darren told me to ask you if you're done
> > with his "Black Stallion 20" Power Dong."
>
> Actually I use to be a bad writer. I'll still
> have mistakes here and there, but it's better than
> before. A lot of the regulars like Gravis,
> Themeeper etc. know I was a bad writer. The reason
> why I pick on their writing is to show how it
> impacts their opinions that they post. People are
> tough critics here and their ideas will not be
> respected as much with the writing style that is
> worse than a 5th grader. How do I know this? It
> happened to me and I agree with it, which made me
> want to improve my writing therefor I also courage
> people to write better for their opinions to be
> taken seriously.
>
> By the way....I know it was another person under
> the name "Thugg Life" who wrote the second
> response back or maybe you learned to use windows
> "word" to correct your writing. If it is the same
> person then I'm glad you chose to write the
> "correct" way.
>
> Thank Darren for me! My GF loved the movie and was
> wondering if you have part 2-4? I also have been
> really curious on why you and Darren have been
> hanging out together as much as you two do. Do
> you both watch "Black Stallion" together? That is
> so sweet.
>
> ;)

Actually, both posts were by me. I'm not the "Thugg Life" from the other thread. I hope you at least got a chuckle out of it, or my efforts were wasted. Truth of the matter is, I have to try to write incorrectly.

I mean, come on... you couldn't tell it was a joke by the "super cereal" comment?

Also, parts 2-4 are on back order, so in the meantime, I recommend "Black Dicks White Chicks" and "I'm Black and You're Not, so Let's Have Sex" parts 1-3. He really lost his touch from about 4 on.

Black stallion definitely lost the "touch" from part 4 and on. Look what he is doing in "Black Dicks White Chicks" and "I'm Black and You're Not, so Let's Have Sex" in the picture below. Seems like he is hugging his "white chick" and does not seem like a "black dick" who isn't trying to have "sex", but is only trying to comfort the "whose not".



Lawl





Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/09/2008 05:50PM by Firrat.

Re: Thugg Life's writing skills. This is just a bit of critique. You "encourage" individuals and you "make" mistakes.

Let me guess, each of you on this thread grew up together and converse through means other than the tele?

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> Re: Thugg Life's writing skills. This is just a
> bit of critique. You "encourage" individuals and
> you "make" mistakes.
>
> Let me guess, each of you on this thread grew up
> together and converse through means other than the
> tele?

Nah, I found this message board by accident about two weeks ago.

You wanna go out sometime? I've committed sins that they don't even have names for yet.

Let's stick to chatting before I accept to take a taste of your sacrament.

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> Let's stick to chatting before I accept to take a
> taste of your sacrament.


That's fair. You'll come around. I have all the time in the world.

That was the best laugh ever! Thanks for making my Friday. Bytheway, is it Thugg Life or Hugg Life? Do you have any hobbies?

That was the best laugh ever! Thanks for making my Friday. I believe we have strayed from the thread. Shoot me a private message.

$20 says sinful is a man!

Firrat Wrote:
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> $20 says sinful is a man!

You're on.

how will sinful prove that what I call a girl?

Hmmmmm....ask me a question only a girl could answer.

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> Hmmmmm....ask me a question only a girl could
> answer.

Well, with the invention of the Google, those types of questions don't exist. I did send you a PM and you haven't responded, which drifts you towards the "suspect" category.

Myspace?

At this point, I'm willing to concede that sinfulgirl is a guy. Do you take cash, check, or alcoholic beverages?

Sinful girl is not a guy and to Chickiepoo...you must be totally stoned to make that comment.

$30 its a "he"

Alcoholic beverages will do...

The bet was for $20, and it's totally a dude. You win.

I will meet you at the bar of your choice, provided it's not somewhere gay.

Thursday, Los Toltecos on 123. I will prove I am a girl.

What time?



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/28/2009 05:30PM by MrMephisto.

6:30pm...at the bar

I just tried to look that place up in the yellow pages, and the search returned no results. I smell a trap.

PM me your name and phone number, and we'll settle this without me driving to an abandoned building in the middle of nowhere and waking up in a bathtub of ice, sans kidneys.

Very funny. Try using www.anywho.com. Also, why are you always "suspect" to everything?

MrMephisto

You will need to judge letting us know 1-10 what you think.....

Boob surgery+ vagina surgery does not count......

Oh, it's all natural and darn fine looking.

sinfulgirl Wrote:
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> Very funny. Try using www.anywho.com. Also, why
> are you always "suspect" to everything?

Because people are sneaky. If your suggested location was too far out of my way, I wouldn't even consider it. But, it's close enough that even if you stand me up, it'll still be an adventure.


Firrat Wrote:
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> MrMephisto
>
> You will need to judge letting us know 1-10 what
> you think.....

Well, duh.

Bad karma if you stand people up. So, should I be on the look out for someone under or over 35?

Firrat: You too should come and judge for yourself.

Under. Should I be looking for a cougar or a co-ed?

Firrat, you should come; if it is a girl, you can buy my drinks, and if it's not, I can clear up my debt immediately.

What is the definition of cougar. I am under 40 but over 35 and single. Do I qualify as a cougar?

No, you are a Jaguar, or a Cougarette in training! Are you hot? Holler!

Aren't all jaguars or cougarette's hot? meoow, purr, snarl

I would come, but I'm busy 6:30pm thursday. I have never heard of this place you speak of... Rio Grande in fairfax corner sounds better, and the swirls are great.

Look for below 35 <---------

Uhmmm..... what happened? 1-10??????

Cougar? jaguar? Ferrari?

aren't you that toolbag who drives a corvette and still lives with mommy and daddy

Firrat Wrote:
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> Uhmmm..... what happened? 1-10??????
>
> Cougar? jaguar? Ferrari?

It's been postponed due to a small miscommunication, but will be rescheduled soon.

Don't worry; I would lose all respect for myself if I took it this far and didn't go through with it.

well i happen to know about this so called assult.
hes an asshole. and he treats most people like shit.
he sucks at golf, and the only reason hes good at pool is cause he likes to play with balls 24/7.
you dig?

No, but before you do, you'll need to call Ms. Utility.

what do you mean?
im just sayn i know where to find him. i know people.

im not sayn dig, like as in a bad thing.
im just someone who strongly dislikers MR MUSSER. with a damn passion.
lets just say i KNOW all about the domestic assult.
it was to someone whom im good friends with.

Im just saying...the last thread before hahahaha's was in October, I dont think anyone cares about ol Musser now... But that was probably one of the best threads ive ever read,,,i couldnt stop laughing, the sarcasm was so thick

It was like exterior paint. Thick and hard to roll.

Mr.Musser has been goatholed with a backhoe. That is all.

oh haha well its true.
hes a douche.
and i know a ton of people who think hes like the best thing since sliced bread, but thats bullshit. hes really not a good person. im not just sayn that to be a bitch. its true.

plus.
he jacks off to the discovery channel.
THAT is all.



:)

I know about the assault also. He was married to my ex skank...oops....wife. Ther WILL come a day where he and I will settle our account. He mistreated my kids for years and everytime I was ready, he pussied out and grabbed a golf club. The guy has NO BALLS and will probably fall after the first punch.

darren can suck chode.
if he hasnt already.

...and just for the record.he has to be right next to mommy and daddy because of hid paracitic moronic ass.
hes gay.fat.talks like a monkey. looks like an illegal alien.
and hes fucking wierd. he needsto leave the U.S. before immagration gets his fat ass.

:)

DARREN IS NOT OPENING A RESTAURANT IT IS JUST ANOTHER LIE, HE IS SO POOR AND BROKE IT IS SAD, HE HAS NO FRIENDS, HE OWES HALF THIS TOWN MONEY AND THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE AFTER HIM YOU BETTER USE CAUTION EVEN STANDING NEXT TO THE FOOL

Note Meeper's post on March 28, 2008 06:10PM (second post in thread).

He had no hesitation to expose Darren's address (as much as he could find of it), but now all of Meep's buddies are bent out of shape that someone has done the same thing to him.

Hypocrites. What goes around comes around.

TheMeeper Wrote:
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> "MUSSER ","DARREN ","M","041","
> xxx","COLETTE ","DR","ALEXANDRIA
> ","VA","12/15/2004","DOMESTIC ASSAULT
> "


before we go posting personal info and demonize these people, can we please stop and think about something... "maybe she deserved it?"

Truth Wrote:
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> Note Meeper's post on March 28, 2008 06:10PM
> (second post in thread).
>
> He had no hesitation to expose Darren's address
> (as much as he could find of it), but now all of
> Meep's buddies are bent out of shape that someone
> has done the same thing to him.
>
> Hypocrites. What goes around comes around.

Because the arrest/ticket search information is available to everyone. He didn't expose anything. Literally anyone that comes to this site could have seen the name, look him up, and get the same information that TheMeeper posted.

There is a huge difference between looking someone up in the ticket search, and posting the name and photo of someone and where they live.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Truth Wrote:
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> Note Meeper's post on March 28, 2008 06:10PM
> (second post in thread).
>
> He had no hesitation to expose Darren's address
> (as much as he could find of it), but now all of
> Meep's buddies are bent out of shape that someone
> has done the same thing to him.
>
> Hypocrites. What goes around comes around.


Stop whining.

hey kenny_powers.... i know his the woman well... she didnt deserve it. he is a fuckin prick who had a little too much to drink that night. if i ever see him again i swear i will kick the shiit out of him for that. and i hope i never run into you either or else i would be more than happy to give you the same treatment. so please save us all some trouble and go jump out in front of a bus you stupid ass window licking simpleton because obviously you were raised by a pack of retards who think beating women is ok. so FUCK YOU

Your a fucking idiot.
she is an amazing woman,
darren musser is a stupid man.
im not sure if your sticking up for him because you need a gay encounter, but you better get the fuck over it,
darrens an alcoholic.
he was drunk and hit a womnam.
enough said.
and if you think "she deserved it" by any means i will happily beat your fucking ass you stupid bitch.
get over yourself loser.

So is that a maybe?

HEY KENNY FUCKING POWERS! Wrote:
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> Your a fucking idiot.
> she is an amazing woman,
> darren musser is a stupid man.
> im not sure if your sticking up for him because
> you need a gay encounter, but you better get the
> fuck over it,
> darrens an alcoholic.
> he was drunk and hit a womnam.
> enough said.
> and if you think "she deserved it" by any means i
> will happily beat your fucking ass you stupid
> bitch.
> get over yourself loser.

So what ever happened with sinful, Sr. Mephisto? Did you win?

SO WHERE IS THE FAT LOSER WAITING TABLES THESE DAYS?

its no maybe.
id like to think you people would recognize an ass when you see one, as far up as your heads seem to be up your own id think you would see it.
losers.

do something with your life other than looking for a bartender?
haha didnt REHAB's song teach you fuckers anything?
hes worthless.

Harry Tuttle Wrote:
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> So what ever happened with sinful, Sr. Mephisto?
> Did you win?

We never met. We tried to sync our schedules a couple times, and gave up.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

Strange... a 37-year-old woman was found strangled 3 blocks from the Los Toltecos bar in November 2008. No substantive leads, and the investigation seemed to have petered out.

Until I read this.

Is his daddy still working at nalls?

Nalls Produce on

Tell me when you find Musser. He has a son I'd like him to meet.

Try chilis in kingstowne. He is either a line cook or busboy

Holiday inn hotel bar...Alexandria. He goes by Pepe

Is the fat boy still at HOLIDAY INN>?

hueuu Wrote:
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> Is the fat boy still at HOLIDAY INN>?


I gave birth to his Son and am looking to unite them. I hope he is still at HOLIDAY INN>?

Has anyone found the asshole?

He owes me money - I see fatso riding a Harley and playing pool

Fat Jackass

i heard he spends a lot of time at the holiday inn. have you checked there yet?

he's awesome

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