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Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Grossed-out ()
Date: March 07, 2012 10:02AM

My kids go to a school surrounded by condos and townhouses. Even though no
Dogs are allowed on school property, the sidewalks and playground is covered in dog shit! There is a huge Asian population in the neighborhood-is this some cultural problem? It is disgusting!

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: March 07, 2012 10:07AM

Are you sure it's dog shit? Probably goose poop. It's quite a problem on most school grounds.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Dell Latitude ()
Date: March 07, 2012 10:42AM

Shadow Wrote:
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> Are you sure it's dog shit? Probably goose poop.
> It's quite a problem on most school grounds.

Hey, watch it. There's no room for logic in this guy's thinly veiled racist contempt here!

Obviously, though, this isn't dog poop you're seeing. It's human excrement. After all, asian people eat dogs and cats, so there shouldn't be any of them pooping in your neighborhood.

The best way to handle this is to go by and talk to your neighbors. Tell them that in the US it's not culturally acceptable to take a dump on the sidewalk after a hot kegogi dinner. Advise them to shit in flower pots, mailboxes, or handicapped parking spots instead. They'll appreciate your sensitivity and honesty.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: it's the poo poo ()
Date: March 07, 2012 12:15PM

Grossed-out Wrote:
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> My kids go to a school surrounded by condos and
> townhouses. Even though no
> Dogs are allowed on school property, the sidewalks
> and playground is covered in dog shit! There is a
> huge Asian population in the neighborhood-is this
> some cultural problem? It is disgusting!


Try FFX county playing fields...every single one is marked 'No Pets'. I actually saw someone during a soccer game walking his dog around the field and the dog shitting on the sidelines.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Easy solution ()
Date: March 07, 2012 02:11PM

Take a shovel, pick up the shit and toss it into the person's yard, front walk or wherever. If asked what you are doing, simply say "returning smoething they dropped back there".

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: lolzzz ()
Date: March 07, 2012 02:15PM

It's actually human feces. Sorry.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: March 07, 2012 06:15PM

I have neighbors like that, although they're not Asian.

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"And if any women or children get their legs torn off, or faces caved in, well, it's tough shit for them." -2LT. Bert Stiles, 505th, 339th (On Berlin Bombardier Mission, 1944).

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Grossed out ur racist ()
Date: March 07, 2012 06:24PM

Fuck you you racist piece of dog shit. I prey your child step in all Asian dogs poo.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: dika-dika ()
Date: March 07, 2012 06:42PM

Call Dootycalls

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: skav ()
Date: March 07, 2012 06:46PM

It's "pray"

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Anong ()
Date: March 07, 2012 07:04PM

Devils advocate-is it really racist to point out an unfortunate phenomenon in a particular neighborhood and then describe the population of that neighborhood?

Would it be racist to post: "My child's school grounds are littered with spent bullet casings and fried chicken wraps. The school is surrounded by apartments populated almost entirely by..." ?

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: DJ Le Wroy ()
Date: March 07, 2012 07:18PM

Asian Rappers?

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: DWO ()
Date: March 07, 2012 07:22PM

well, asians drive around like theres nobody else on the road. makes perfect sense theyd walk their dogs in the same manner, nobody else around to step in the dung they deposit.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Neighbor ()
Date: March 07, 2012 07:24PM

I moved here about a year ago and was unaware of the "no pets" on school grounds. I often walk my dog on the sidewalk of the Cardinal Forest elementary as the lighting makes me feel safe. Tonight a woman who I believe is the principal (because that's where she parked) asked if I saw the sign (what sign?). I said I had not. She told me about it and then said, I trust you have a bag if your dog goes to the bathroom. Which I did. She then kept talking about how kids play in the area and it's a health issue. She talked to me like I was a complete idiot. Usually I am diligent about picking up after my dog. But in my opinion, she could have asked the first question and kept it at that. I am not one of her students and she acted like a total snob. Now I am going to train my dog to poop on her Lexus everyday (the one with the "I love Pugs" sticker).

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: skipper ()
Date: March 07, 2012 07:33PM

It's just Shit?? What the Fuck do you think dirt is???

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: March 07, 2012 07:56PM

@Neighbor
+1
:)

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Dummy ()
Date: March 07, 2012 08:09PM

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why would you need a bag if your dog goes to the bathroom? why is your dog going to an elementary school bathroom, and how does it know the way?

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what are the kids playing in the bathroom, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours". Can't they find a better place to play?

BTW, what's the name of your seeing eye dog, cuz if you cant see a sign for a year, you must be blind.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: TAG CLOSER ()
Date: March 07, 2012 09:02PM



That should do it...

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Flied Lice Fo You ()
Date: March 07, 2012 11:06PM

Dog poop make good spring roll. Serve on bed of rice and Caucasians buy delicacy.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: JUYvc ()
Date: March 08, 2012 05:51AM

It's not Asians, it's jigaboos, you racist fuck. Where do you think squirrels shit?

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Scooper ()
Date: March 09, 2012 02:26PM

Neighbor Wrote:
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> I often walk my dog on the sidewalk of the Cardinal Forest
> elementary as the lighting makes me feel safe.
> Tonight a woman who I believe is the principal
> (because that's where she parked) asked if I saw
> the sign (what sign?). I said I had not.
> [...] She talked to
> me like I was a complete idiot.
> [...] I am not one of her students and she acted like a total snob.

TRANSLATION:

I often walk my dog and let him poop on the school grounds, despite the promiment signs saying NO PETS. Either I can't read, or I feel that those signs are for other, lesser, people. And how DARE the principal ask if I had seen the signs and try to explain the problem to me! SHE treated me like I am some kind of moron! SHE was such a SNOB!

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: peon ()
Date: March 09, 2012 03:24PM

I live in Cardinal Forest and the "Health Notice:No Pets on School Grounds" sign is impossible to miss. Neither are the high numbers of kids in the area during school hours and pick up and drop off times.

Principal shouldn't have been rude but she's probably fed up with dealing with it.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: March 28, 2012 09:38PM

You have really heard of dogs shitting on sidewalks!? Where the FUCK did you used to live that shitting on sidewalks by domesticated animals was normal?!

Seriously, I can't believe I have to explain the difference between dog and GEESE shit to a grown adult.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: batshitcrazy ()
Date: March 29, 2012 08:03PM

Really? Wrote:
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>
> Seriously, I can't believe I have to explain the
> difference between dog and GEESE shit to a grown
> adult.


In Fairfax, you have to take these folks with the Masters/PHD's by the hands, and gently walk them through this process.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: failure IS an option ()
Date: March 30, 2012 05:39PM

Neighbor Wrote:
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> I moved here about a year ago and was unaware of
> the "no pets" on school grounds. I often walk my
> dog on the sidewalk of the Cardinal Forest
> elementary as the lighting makes me feel safe.
> Tonight a woman who I believe is the principal
> (because that's where she parked) asked if I saw
> the sign (what sign?). I said I had not. She
> told me about it and then said, I trust you have a
> bag if your dog goes to the bathroom. Which I
> did. She then kept talking about how kids play in
> the area and it's a health issue. She talked to
> me like I was a complete idiot. Usually I am
> diligent about picking up after my dog. But in my
> opinion, she could have asked the first question
> and kept it at that. I am not one of her students
> and she acted like a total snob. Now I am going
> to train my dog to poop on her Lexus everyday (the
> one with the "I love Pugs" sticker).


Every park in FFX has a sign at it's entrance that says 'No Pets'. That is why the signs are there, so people who 'moved here a year ago' will see them the first fucking time they walk into the park. You are a complete moron.

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: But... ()
Date: April 01, 2012 12:05AM

poop is good for mother nature....

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Alienwatcher ()
Date: April 01, 2012 02:22PM

Actually, this is simply a continuation of the long-standing practice in some other countries of fertilization of the rice fields with "night soil." Only here, they are utilizing the animal's natural need "to go do business" with its presence on a nice available field of grass handy for the fertilization treatments close and nearby, so that they do not have to pick it up in their house and transport it to the field to be fertilized as they did back in the home country. Think about your "organic veggies" imported from exotic far-away places that can't afford Monsanto's chemical fertilizer prices next time you go to the grocery store!

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Re: Assholes who let their dogs shit all over elementary school property-wtf?
Posted by: Word ()
Date: April 06, 2012 12:09PM

failure IS an option Wrote:
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> Neighbor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I moved here about a year ago and was unaware
> of
> > the "no pets" on school grounds. I often walk
> my
> > dog on the sidewalk of the Cardinal Forest
> > elementary as the lighting makes me feel safe.
> > Tonight a woman who I believe is the principal
> > (because that's where she parked) asked if I
> saw
> > the sign (what sign?). I said I had not. She
> > told me about it and then said, I trust you have
> a
> > bag if your dog goes to the bathroom. Which I
> > did. She then kept talking about how kids play
> in
> > the area and it's a health issue. She talked
> to
> > me like I was a complete idiot. Usually I am
> > diligent about picking up after my dog. But in
> my
> > opinion, she could have asked the first
> question
> > and kept it at that. I am not one of her
> students
> > and she acted like a total snob. Now I am
> going
> > to train my dog to poop on her Lexus everyday
> (the
> > one with the "I love Pugs" sticker).
>
>
> Every park in FFX has a sign at it's entrance that
> says 'No Pets'. That is why the signs are there,
> so people who 'moved here a year ago' will see
> them the first fucking time they walk into the
> park. You are a complete moron.


Fairfax County parks have those signs?
I thought that dogs were allowed in the FFX Parks, as long as they are on the leash

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