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Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Formerly Stones ()
Date: February 16, 2012 10:29PM

Nothing personal or personally identifying but I'm curious who the average F/U poster is. My guess is a lot of students. But I'll start. I early 30's, am a consultant for the miltary based on specialized experience that is relevant to the DoD's issues now-a-days (miltary healthcare), I have 2 young kids and am normal in most every way. You? I'm mainly curious about professions.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Karl ()
Date: February 16, 2012 10:48PM

They turned me loose from the nervous hospital. 'Said I was well. I got hired on by a Mr. Bill Cox fixing lawnmowers and whatnot.
That grass out there in the yard has grown up quite a bit. I reckon I might cut it for you. ummm hummm.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 16, 2012 10:57PM

Formerly Stones Wrote:
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> Nothing personal or personally identifying but I'm
> curious who the average F/U poster is. My guess is
> a lot of students. But I'll start. I early 30's,
> am a consultant for the miltary based on
> specialized experience that is relevant to the
> DoD's issues now-a-days (miltary healthcare), I
> have 2 young kids and am normal in most every way.
> You? I'm mainly curious about professions.
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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: lizzie ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:16AM

cashier

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Rickdotfeltdotcom ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:22AM

25. GMU graduate. I sell wine, and wine related accessories. I hate it.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: VA Phins Fan ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:26AM

Bartender

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: bscharge ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:28AM

Personal trainer. Its okay apart from the shit pay to live comfortably in fairfax.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: tiger ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:33AM

24, GMU graduate. I work at a Great American Restaurant. It's alright. Saving up for grad school.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: jimmy dean ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:47AM

22, NVCC graduate...centreville, va. Transferring to JMU in Fall. Work on a cattle farm in gainesville. Bored out of my mind in this town.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: I Luv Bacon ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:41AM

I spraypaint then Slash the tires of my neighbors cars while they sleep.

Bwaaaha Ha Ha Ha
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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: I'm ()
Date: February 17, 2012 06:03AM

I'm someone who minds his own fucking business and doesn't give a shit who you are. Why don't you go expose yourself to a police officer?

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: February 17, 2012 06:19AM

jimmy dean Wrote:
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> 22, NVCC graduate...centreville, va. Transferring
> to JMU in Fall. Work on a cattle farm in
> gainesville. Bored out of my mind in this town.


Well, Harrisonburg should take care if the boredom. I think there is a Waffle House out there.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Frank Reynolds ()
Date: February 17, 2012 08:19AM

One of the many government contractors. Graduated college 6 years ago, which is sad to realize. Never graduate kids. The real world sucks, even when you make good money.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: John Everyman ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:12AM

I shoot birds at the airport.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Valley View ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:17AM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> jimmy dean Wrote:
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> -----
> > 22, NVCC graduate...centreville, va.
> Transferring
> > to JMU in Fall. Work on a cattle farm in
> > gainesville. Bored out of my mind in this town.
>
>
> Well, Harrisonburg should take care if the
> boredom. I think there is a Waffle House out
> there.


Clearly you have never been to JMU.....

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: ... ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:19AM

30, Accountant...Hispanic ( I know I will get a lot of crap for this) and have one baby.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: tax man ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:20AM

CPA...pays well.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: snowdenscold ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:38AM

Late 20's... Sales engineer at a large tech company.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: ffx_dude ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:41AM

Mid-50's, recently hired as management consultant to the Lamb Center to drive process improvement initiatives and implementation of industry best practices.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: BEH ()
Date: February 17, 2012 10:00AM

I am employed at Fair Oaks hospital , Chief of Suppositories and Bed Pans in the Ano-Recto ward.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: February 17, 2012 10:02AM

30, plus-size underwear model.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: February 17, 2012 11:17AM

I go to local bars and sell mustache rides to drunk chicks

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: February 17, 2012 11:20AM

32 - Paramedic

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: wally pip jr. ()
Date: February 17, 2012 11:42AM

I made my fortune back in the big silver bubble created by the Hunt brothers in 1980

I also sold a ton the day after the AOL/ Time Warner merger

but I drank and gambled too much ended up half blind and deaf and barely able to walk

so now i spend my time counting flowers on the wall and spending many an empty hour on ffxu

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Furey ()
Date: February 17, 2012 11:51AM

30. My work is a form of waste management.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: February 17, 2012 12:53PM

Furey Wrote:
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> 30. My work is a form of waste management.


Police Officer?

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Furey ()
Date: February 17, 2012 01:18PM

Scrapping.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: February 17, 2012 01:20PM

Furey Wrote:
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> Scrapping.


Scrap-booking?

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Furey ()
Date: February 17, 2012 01:24PM

^^ Hahaha close! I buy scrap metal. Some folks think we're all druggies or dirty. That's why I just say waste management. Same umbrella.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: in ffx va ()
Date: February 17, 2012 01:40PM

46
detective sergeant-nvm where

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Emeritus Q. Beaker ()
Date: February 17, 2012 01:45PM

Associate Scientist, Muppet Labs

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: bob3453 ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:08PM

27 - cheese grinder at movie theatre

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:27PM

30, Sales Jerk and eesh irritator

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Gonads & Strife ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:35PM

28 - fluffer

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:52PM

45. Unemployed. Live in mom's basement

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:54PM

I think it's been pretty well-established that I'm a 53-year-old restauranteur who drives an armored truck from my Italian restaurant in Winchester to my DJ-ing gig in Roanoke. I'm also a born-again Christian videographer who has an MBA and an IT consultant in Fairfax.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: R. Tilson ()
Date: February 17, 2012 04:58PM

47....telecom consultant.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: elvis ()
Date: February 17, 2012 06:09PM

early 30s network engineer by day grave robber and auld shabeen drunk by night.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Unqualified Pretty Girl ()
Date: February 17, 2012 06:19PM

Inexperienced head coach of a large secondary school's girls basketball program.

Much hated. Underpaid. Accused of multiple crimes. Stalked by crazy moms.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: AMF harley ()
Date: February 17, 2012 06:34PM

53 W.N.C. Hanging out at kilroys selling meth.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Hangover County Guy ()
Date: February 17, 2012 09:48PM

56 I yam what I yam and thats all what I yam.

Ack. k.k.k.k.k...

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: February 17, 2012 10:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> 30, plus-size underwear model.


You forgot to tell everyone about your weekend gig - sexy sexy beast.

Once a girl told me that I should try being an underwear model.. but she was ugly, so it wasn't as cool as it sounds.

 

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Moose ()
Date: February 18, 2012 01:33AM

51, Computer systems analyst

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Frederico Flinstoné ()
Date: February 18, 2012 02:08AM

46, international bon vivant and playboy.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: Maggie May ()
Date: February 18, 2012 09:53AM

Stay-at-home mom of FCPS children. Born-again Christian. College educated. Local. Told I set women's rights back 75 years because I am very much a happy homemaker in search of a simple, happy life. Happily married.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: huh?! ()
Date: February 18, 2012 10:05AM

Dare I say it...Federal employee. Mid 40s. MILF.

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: February 18, 2012 06:48PM

huh?! Wrote:
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> Dare I say it...Federal employee. Mid 40s. MILF.


Pics or GTFO

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Re: Tell me what you do, really...
Posted by: chappelle ()
Date: February 18, 2012 07:06PM

huh?! Wrote:
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> Dare I say it...Federal employee. Mid 40s. MILF.


NIGGA PLEASE

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