MeetUp4AnalSex.com Wrote:
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> It warms my heart to think that this is Pauline's
> second week at MeetUp4Success.com, having just
> been hired by the lovely and entrepreneurial
> Margie.
>
>
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>
> Margie asked:
>
> "- Do you love people, getting together, having
> fun?
> - Is your motto, "If it's not fun, it's not worth
> doing"?
> - Do you have a heart for helping other people
> live in the moment, experience exquisite joy, and
> find true success in life?"
>
> And Pauline said:
>
> "Why yes, that describes me to a Tee!!! LOL!!!"
>
> And so sweet Pauline joined Margie and put her
> social butterfly skills to work... in week one
> she burned through all of her contacts.
>
> And Pauline thought:
>
> "hmmm... selling Margie's crap is a lot harder
> than I imagined. I've strong-armed all of my
> friends, and all I have to show for it is $90 in
> commission. What shall I do?"
>
> Pauline pondered her dilemma all weekend, and
> eventually came upon this enchanted place called
> Fairfax Underground.
>
> "Aha, she thought! I shall bring exquisite joy
> deep sense of excitement and purpose to all the
> people of FFU. Price: FREE!!!"
>
> Of course the thread took a life of its own, as
> all spam threads here seem want to do. And her
> Feb 7 MeetUp was a dismal failure, as the only
> people who showed up thought they could see
> Keishas' tits.
>
> That is when Pauline's life took a different path.
> Disillusioned by her inability to sell any of
> Margie's crap, she decided it was time to cut her
> losses and quit MeetUp4Success.com. And now,
> without horse-face Margie, Pauline has found great
> success in her new venture.
>
> Please join Pauline for a FREE!!! introduction to
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> You'll learn the true meaning of giving Pauline
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>
> These Meetups are not just about learning, but
> about applying your penis into Pauline's rectum
> and also incorporating a fist in her bung hole you
> can get real results NOW.
>
> Remember, these MeetUps are FREE!!!, but you must
> reserve your space in Pauline's anus soon... it's
> filling up fast!!!
>
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