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Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: Frosty ()
Date: January 09, 2012 03:43PM

Most stores in the Fairfax county area are reporting NO shortages at this time.

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: January 09, 2012 04:15PM

Thanks for the update. I saw a few flakes of snow and decided I should rush to the store immediately.

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: jeff the drunk ()
Date: January 09, 2012 04:18PM

the abc stores are running low on mid-grade vodka.

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: Budman ()
Date: January 09, 2012 04:19PM

Frosty Wrote:
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> Most stores in the Fairfax county area are
> reporting NO shortages at this time.


What about beer? Are they running low on beer?

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: Panic! at the Giant ()
Date: January 09, 2012 04:58PM

Attention, Shoppers:

This is an urgent alert:

Go out NOW to Giant. Drive with your flashers on, but very, very slowly (unless you drive a mini-van, then by all means, drive normally/over the speed limit/recklessly).

Buy the following items in huge quantities:

milk
bread
toilet paper
bottled water
kitty litter (for under your tires)
batteries

Finally, get to a hardware store and buy a shovel and an ice scraper. If more than one of each are available (and this is unlikely), then, buy what's left and stockpile.


You need to shelter in place.

School will be delayed tomorrow.

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: typical ffx driver ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:09PM

I just got home. I went ahead and abandoned my car on the Fairfax Parkway, just too much for me

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: Vienna Reporter ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:10PM

Alert:
Organic foods nearly sold out at Whole Foods in Vienna; you may need to purchase non-organic fruit and vegetables. This is an emergency, after all. The only toilet paper left at Whole Foods is the non-earth friendly kind (like, Cottonelle). Save the planet!

Norms Beer and Wine reports wide-spread shortage of booze. Begin home-brewing.

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: drivingalong ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:10PM

FUCK

All the good ditches are probably gone by now

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: alsdfh ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:12PM

That cracked me up man, thanks for that

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: Guru ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:18PM

Begin walking home from work. Now. Walk in the roadway. Don't pay any mind to on-coming cars; they will be driving into ditches anyway. Try to talk to as many local, on-the-scene weather reporters as you can about how treacherous and unexpected and ill-prepared you are for this unforecasted weather
event.

If you are in your car, please, pull over just wherever you can and begin walking, zombie-like. Abandon your cars.

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: excess ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:22PM

very much in demand
Attachments:
BarackObamaToiletPaper.jpg

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Re: Toilet Paper, Bread and Eggs Supply Report
Posted by: Oh Noes ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:37PM

Oh noes not again!
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foods library empty.jpg

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