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Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: Parental Opinion ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:14PM

Okay, okay, just kidding about the school part, however we're actually getting some nice snow right now.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:15PM

I fled work and placed my vehicle in prime ditch space on the toll road, and am currently trying to fully drain my phone battery.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:18PM

I went to the store and purchased all the bread, milk, and toilet paper.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:21PM

Fuck. Another 9 hour commute home.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: Typical NoVa driver ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:26PM

Upon hearing this news, I immediately vomited all over my office desk, grabbed my laptop, and proceeded to drive my car into a light pole. Backwards.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: ClosingEarly ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:29PM

Fairfax County schools will be closing early today and remain closed the rest of the week.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: DC Native ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:30PM

The entire Metropolitan area should just adopt this mantra...

ABANDON YOUR CARS NOW!

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:32PM

OPM has initiated "Shelter in Place" for the next 4 days.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:37PM

Me and the other hobos have already resorted to cannibalism. God help us all.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: PSA ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:39PM

Don't eat the yellow snow!!!!

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: 4realz ()
Date: January 09, 2012 01:52PM

Traffic is already more off a mess than usual in the merrifield area. 236 startin to get fucked

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: January 09, 2012 02:18PM

I was on the beltway and pretended I was flying at light speed.

Tim Tebow was my co-pilot.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: oh please ()
Date: January 09, 2012 03:02PM

Outdoor practices being canceled - for a few flurries! C'mon. No wonder all kids are fat.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: FCPS after school practices? ()
Date: January 09, 2012 03:18PM

When do you think they will really wimp out and close all school practices? My guess is by 4:30PM.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: MFD ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:16PM

My friend's Dad knows a woman who lives near Jack Dale's maid and she said that shcool is canselled for tomarrow.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:17PM

MFD Wrote:
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> My friend's Dad knows a woman who lives near Jack
> Dale's maid and she said that shcool is canselled
> for tomarrow.

Lol! Classic!

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: PR man ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:18PM

ClosingEarly Wrote:
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> Fairfax County schools will be closing early today
> and remain closed the rest of the week.


And the teachers will be given a 5% raise as well. Best school system in the country

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:19PM

MFD Wrote:
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> My friend's Dad knows a woman who lives near Jack
> Dale's maid and she said that shcool is canselled
> for tomarrow.


LOL!

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:24PM

MFD Wrote:
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> My friend's Dad knows a woman who lives near Jack
> Dale's maid and she said that shcool is canselled
> for tomarrow.


LO fucking L. The misspelling of the words was a good touch.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/09/2012 05:25PM by Warhawk.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: what the f ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:30PM

Jack Dale is sunning in Miami bitches.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: MFD ()
Date: January 09, 2012 05:41PM

Is he with Marion Barry?

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: Snow Desk ()
Date: January 09, 2012 06:11PM

While Mr. Dale is sunning in Miami, he authorized his maid, Esperanza, to make decisions regarding school closures due to inclement weather. Here is her official statement: "Ay, Ay, Ay,no escuela manana!"

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: tgbwc ()
Date: January 09, 2012 07:53PM

PR man Wrote:
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> ClosingEarly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax County schools will be closing early
> today
> > and remain closed the rest of the week.
>
>
> And the teachers will be given a 5% raise as well.
> Best school system in the country

5%? I wish.

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Re: Blizzard outside...school closing?
Posted by: come on ()
Date: January 09, 2012 08:57PM

PR man Wrote:
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> ClosingEarly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fairfax County schools will be closing early
> today
> > and remain closed the rest of the week.
>
>
> And the teachers will be given a 5% raise as well.
> Best school system in the country

I would go as far to say that FCPS is the best school system in the county!

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