Re: What a bunch of idiots here
Posted by:
Bud Hoal
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Date: January 03, 2012 08:43PM
Yeah, I really hate all those people who work all day to earn a living and spend their damn money on things like fancy cars and nice homes and then end up paying high personal property taxes so that people like me who rent a shabby, cabbage-scented apartment and own a '91 Chevy Cavalier with a hefty bag over the passenger side window, an off-color trunk lid, and a rear-view mirror affixed with duct tape can drive on roads that are cleared of snow each winter and paved in the spring. Sure, my car is unsafe and inefficient, but I only have to pay $9.00 in property tax every year which I only pay after the third late notice. Besides, why should I pay my share when others can? I'd prefer to spend money on cigarettes, a nightly six=pack, fast food, some Jergen's lotion for jizzing, and an over-sized Redskins jersey to cover, my fat, flaccid belly.
Besides, I hate everything that is different and does not meet my narrow-minded expectations of how things should be in my meaningless existence. If you are different, or if I can't understand you because of that difference, I don't have the intellectual wherewithal to learn from you and work with you to bridge any gap between us. On top of that, I don't like to work for things no matter the benefit it might bring to me or others. Rather, I will just sit back, drink, fart, smoke, masturbate, and call you names via the Internet which affords my the anonymity that I need to protect my sense of self and not reveal the true hideous piece of social excrement that I know myself to be. God, I hate myself...but I will try to forget that by hating you!