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Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: RRunner ()
Date: January 02, 2012 04:03PM

Shouldn't these Reston tree huggers and yuppies be recovering from hangovers! This is disgusting they should be popping aspirin or alka-selter!


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Re: Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: mjs ()
Date: January 02, 2012 07:11PM

nice bewbies.... kind of hypnotic... bouncie bouncie bouncie.

shit. Id be lucky to run 100 yards with out having a heart attack...

the cruel irony. even being healthy, they'll still die young. whiel the fat bastard who smokes and drinks will need 15 pall bearers when hes 95 and finally goes...

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Re: Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: 1970s soul runner ()
Date: January 02, 2012 09:51PM

I remember a time in America when the vast majority of runners were skinny and had proper form. What the fuck is going on with all this waddling shit?

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Re: Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: ionsel ()
Date: January 02, 2012 10:13PM

Is there not one attractive woman in Reston ? ick

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Re: Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: Alpha Male ()
Date: January 02, 2012 10:17PM

ionsel Wrote:
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> Is there not one attractive woman in Reston ? ick


There are very few attractive women anywhere in Fairfax. Most are 2-3's at best but think they are 10's. You know what I'm talking about...they wear boring black/gray professional attire, minimal makeup, shoulder-length chopped hair, and yap endlessly about their professions as consultants/managers/blah blah blah. Zero femininity.

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Re: Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: Pinhead the Cenobite ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:38AM

Reston Runners and the like is a haven for empty nesters.

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"...your suffering will be legendary even in Hell!"

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Re: Reston Yuppies Working Off a Hangover New Years Morning - Disgusting!
Posted by: RRunner ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:41AM

Pinhead the Cenobite Wrote:
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> Reston Runners and the like is a haven for empty
> nesters.

Reston Runners is shag central for old yuppies.

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