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Drug test
Posted by: marchmadness ()
Date: February 21, 2008 06:12PM

I have a drug test in 4 weeks for probation and I've probably been smoking every other day for the past year on average. Do you think I will pass and are there any things I can buy or do to help my chances? Thanks.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: native ()
Date: February 21, 2008 06:18PM

you are an idiot and society garbage that needs to be taken out.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: helper ()
Date: February 21, 2008 06:28PM

There are flush drinks you can buy at GNC that will cleanse your system. the cheaper route is to drink shitloads of water and exercise like its your job for the next month and that should do the trick.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Native pussy ()
Date: February 21, 2008 06:37PM

native Wrote:
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> you are an idiot and society garbage that needs to
> be taken out.

Go fill your prescription at Rite Aid you old bastard.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 21, 2008 06:51PM

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: native ()
Date: February 21, 2008 07:22PM

A. I am not old you fucking moron. B ain't nothing you can buy at rite aid can help you and c. enjoy the extension of your probation and probation violation.

Why is there so much trash in Fairfax and most importnantly why do they post here?

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Ken ()
Date: February 21, 2008 08:04PM

The percentage of criminals populating this website is absolutely astounding.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Expensive Jeans ()
Date: February 21, 2008 08:29PM

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 21, 2008 08:44PM

This is ought to flush your system.....
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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: February 22, 2008 07:28AM

Ken Wrote:
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> The percentage of criminals populating this
> website is absolutely astounding.


This has already been discussed and the consensus is affirmative.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Officer Friendly ()
Date: February 22, 2008 12:52PM

Radiophile Wrote:
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> Ken Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The percentage of criminals populating this
> > website is absolutely astounding.
>
>
> This has already been discussed and the consensus
> is affirmative.


For every criminal here there is twice as many old fucking bitches that are cop suck ups and obsessed with kissing FCPD ass...fucking pathetic..go ahead and defend this great law enforcement agency..but everyone really knows the truth...the problem is you scream and defend from the internet but you have never actually been on the streets when a fairfax county cop is harassing someone....so you dont know shit.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: JustLife ()
Date: February 22, 2008 01:00PM

Funny shit here. A kid asks about which school he can get in given his grades and everyone shits on him. Ask how to flush drugs from your system, getting hookers, getting out of a dui, etc. fucking Einsteins come out of the woodwork with more how-tos then DIY channel.

JustLife

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: yaa ()
Date: February 22, 2008 01:02PM

JustLife Wrote:
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> Funny shit here. A kid asks about which school he
> can get in given his grades and everyone shits on
> him. Ask how to flush drugs from your system,
> getting hookers, getting out of a dui, etc.
> fucking Einsteins come out of the woodwork with
> more how-tos then DIY channel.
>
> JustLife

Ok...so obviously this place isnt for you. So get the fuck out. Stop bitching and just leave already.....If you dont like the stuff that is discussed...dont they have FCPS forums for you to go troll at? This is UNDERGROUND...not ABOVEGROUND....idiot.

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Posted by: inkahootz ()
Date: February 22, 2008 01:04PM

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: JustLife ()
Date: February 22, 2008 01:06PM

yaa Wrote:
>
> Ok...so obviously this place isnt for you. So get
> the fuck out. Stop bitching and just leave
> already.....If you dont like the stuff that is
> discussed...dont they have FCPS forums for you to
> go troll at? This is UNDERGROUND...not
> ABOVEGROUND....idiot.


Let me guess. Or you'll kick my commie ass back to Russia. Everyone's fucking Mike Tyson on the net. I hate it when bad weather keeps the kiddies home from school. Nothing for them to do but be virtual big shots.

Let's hope for better weather on Monday.

JustLife

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: yaa ()
Date: February 22, 2008 01:13PM

I was thinking along the lines of shipping your ass off to Cuba...

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: February 22, 2008 01:27PM

Stick you left thumb up your ass whilst pissing into the cup. Fools them every time.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: draftjudge ()
Date: February 22, 2008 02:51PM

get a Qcarbo from GNC.. its about 50 dollars but it works for about 3 hours after you drink it. good luck homie

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: slammerv ()
Date: February 22, 2008 03:20PM

marchmadness,

If you have a drug test for your P.O., they can test for adulterents such as the drinks and pills. Also it is a misdemeanor to tamper or attempt to cheat a drug test. Being caught tampering will violate your probation just as fast a failing the drug test.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 22, 2008 03:31PM

marchmadness Wrote:
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> I have a drug test in 4 weeks for probation and
> I've probably been smoking every other day for the
> past year on average. Do you think I will pass and
> are there any things I can buy or do to help my
> chances? Thanks.


lol... you're screwed.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 22, 2008 04:26PM

You may as well change your name to JailhouseMadness....

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: concur ()
Date: February 22, 2008 04:30PM

JustLife
It is funny! Sort of... The subject of higher education makes them uncomfortable but they are certainly in their element when it comes to criminals, jail, drugs, etc. That is their world. It is interesting, from a sociological perspective to read their barely literate musings. Take yaa, for example. He/she appears to be either missing a chromosome or more likely, suffering from drug induced brain cell loss.

They all seem to have certain things in common: a hatred of their mothers, a hatred of all authority figures, a familiarity with the prison system, alternative schools for delinquents and a macabre interest in death and maiming. They appear to be the products of dysfunctional, broken homes and sadly, they too often display the signs of lonely, possibly abusive childhoods.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: yaa ()
Date: February 22, 2008 05:02PM

concur Wrote:
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> JustLife
> It is funny! Sort of... The subject of higher
> education makes them uncomfortable but they are
> certainly in their element when it comes to
> criminals, jail, drugs, etc. That is their world.
> It is interesting, from a sociological perspective
> to read their barely literate musings. Take yaa,
> for example. He/she appears to be either missing
> a chromosome or more likely, suffering from drug
> induced brain cell loss.
>
> They all seem to have certain things in common: a
> hatred of their mothers, a hatred of all authority
> figures, a familiarity with the prison system,
> alternative schools for delinquents and a macabre
> interest in death and maiming. They appear to be
> the products of dysfunctional, broken homes and
> sadly, they too often display the signs of lonely,
> possibly abusive childhoods.

Sure sure...YOU are the normal one....anonymous loser obsessed with how we act on a message board....get a life.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: yaa ()
Date: February 22, 2008 05:18PM

concur Wrote:
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etc. That is their world.
> It is interesting, from a sociological perspective
> to read their barely literate musings. Take yaa,
> for example. He/she appears to be either missing
> a chromosome or more likely, suffering from drug
> induced brain cell loss.
>

Keep guessing loser..keep guessng....I appear to be anything...although I can definitely confirm something about you....NO LIFE...

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: concur ()
Date: February 22, 2008 05:59PM

"I appear to be anything."


No, you appear to be nothing. Go become something.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: yaa ()
Date: February 22, 2008 06:06PM

concur Wrote:
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> "I appear to be anything."
>
>
> No, you appear to be nothing. Go become something.
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Re: Drug test
Posted by: 420warrior ()
Date: February 23, 2008 11:31AM

invest in something called the whizzinator...i have passed many a test with this device...and to all you marijuana antagonist...suck my dick you right wing scum...

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: x ()
Date: February 23, 2008 12:41PM

420warrior Wrote:
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> invest in something called the whizzinator...i
> have passed many a test with this device...and to
> all you marijuana antagonist...suck my dick you
> right wing scum...


Screw you. You filthy hippie. Get a job, get a haircut and take a shower.

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 23, 2008 01:19PM

x Wrote:
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> Screw you. You filthy hippie. Get a job, get a
> haircut and take a shower.


LOL! i agree. ^_^

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"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: The Meeper ()
Date: February 23, 2008 03:14PM

Can somebody out there help me. This morning when I woke up I felt really strange. When I checked myself out in the mirror I saw this purple rash all over my front private parts. I tried to wash it off but that only make it worse. I coated my privates with bleach but the rash is still there. My friend, Gravis, was examining my rash and he noticed that it's all over my bottom, too. What should I do?

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Mr. Tracker ()
Date: February 23, 2008 03:19PM

The Meeper Wrote:
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> Can somebody out there help me. This morning when
> I woke up I felt really strange. When I checked
> myself out in the mirror I saw this purple rash
> all over my front private parts. I tried to wash
> it off but that only make it worse. I coated my
> privates with bleach but the rash is still there.
> My friend, Gravis, was examining my rash and he
> noticed that it's all over my bottom, too. What
> should I do?

We know who you are :)

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Re: Drug test
Posted by: Mr better tracker ()
Date: February 23, 2008 03:26PM

And we know who you are too!!

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