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Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: December 28, 2011 10:47AM

This sniper likes to sit here in the early mornings and late evenings lookin for red light runnin asses.

He's on Braddock Rd East prior to Burke Lake Rd facing 495.

This pic was takin on Braddock West in the Left turn lane to Burke Lake Rd.

You know you seen'em...
Sheriff gon git'cha
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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: u fail ()
Date: December 28, 2011 11:02AM

Your picture is a worthless piece of shit. There is not a damn thing that is distinguishable in it. Post Fail.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: riley ()
Date: December 28, 2011 11:45AM

i see a nipple

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: ching chong ()
Date: December 28, 2011 11:46AM

IS that the skunk ape walking in front of the headlights?

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: December 30, 2011 06:59AM

u fail Wrote:
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> Your picture is a worthless piece of shit. There
> is not a damn thing that is distinguishable in it.
> Post Fail.


worthless piece of shit, really???

Apparently youre not familiar w the area otherwise youd understand where the location is. If its not a part of your daily commute then stfu and move on. Its a fyi post, dicknose.
You obviously cant read either, cause i gave a crisp description of where exactly this intersection is.

Next time I'll go walk in the middle of the road and snap a pic of the fcpd (during the daytime) so you can clearly see what the fuck it is youre looking at!

Youre parents failed when they got together and decided to conceive you...if it even was decided. Now go back to uploading unhumorous pics on ifunny, douchebag.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: biff steele ()
Date: December 30, 2011 08:17AM

I hope he is catching those assholes that come down Burke Lake Rd and instead of turning right on red just fly through the light onto Braddock Rd. eastbound.

Keep up the good work FCPD

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: biff steele ()
Date: December 30, 2011 08:19AM

Or also the ones that turn right on red from the center lane. Its usually some ahole in a BMW that is so important they just cant wait. Good hunting.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: December 30, 2011 08:30AM

I cant stand the morons who sit in the turn lane to go right on Braddock and waits and waits and waits for cars to go by...you have a dedicated lane to turn into...GOOOOO!

I only use that turn lane at 545a M-F...but I have made a few R's on red from the center lane a few times...when there are no apparent vehicles oncoming of course.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: I travel that road too ()
Date: December 30, 2011 08:50AM

If you turn from the center lane on a red light then you are part of the problem. The sign says no turn on red from center lane.

When you turn from the right lane on red then you must yield to oncoming traffic. You cite people who wait, well those are the ones doing what is required by law. If the oncoming cars on Braddock decide to merge into the right lane then you must yield to them. If they come over and run into you then you are at fault. If the right lane was dedicated to the Burke Lake traffic then there would be a sign there.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: I travel that road too ()
Date: December 30, 2011 08:52AM

this sign would be what is required if the traffic on Burke Lake Rd wanted to go right without stopping onto Braddock Rd.
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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: say ()
Date: December 30, 2011 09:48AM

That fucked up intersection would be a great spot to catch red light runners.

During peak hours that light says FUCK YOU to eastbound Braddock Rd traffic. The westbound left turn lanes onto Burke Lake Rd gets a super long green light, while eastbound Braddock gets about a 10 second green. Most nights it takes me 2 or 3 cycles to get through that clusterfuck.

This situation pisses people off and pissed off people run lights.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: Backlick Rd. 2 ()
Date: December 30, 2011 10:05AM

There is a FCPD officer that sits in a left turn lane just waiting for someone to go through the yellow light and not clear the intersection near the Volunteer Fire Dept.

He has the personality of a man that is married to one of the DMV nimrods. (I pray that they don't have children)..... this guy is angry all of the time.

He sits there and meets his quota for 'failing to yield at a traffic light'.



>
> This situation pisses people off and pissed off
> people run lights.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: 7011 Backlick Rd ()
Date: December 30, 2011 10:08AM

There is a FCPD officer that sits in a left turn
lane at 7011 Backlick Rd.








just waiting for someone to go through the
> yellow light and not clear the intersection near
> the Volunteer Fire Dept.
>
> He has the personality of a man that is married to
> one of the DMV nimrods. (I pray that they don't
> have children)..... this guy is angry all of the
> time.
>
> He sits there and meets his quota for 'failing to
> yield at a traffic light'.
>
>
>
> >
> > This situation pisses people off and pissed off
> > people run lights.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: December 30, 2011 11:57AM

I travel that road too Wrote:
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> If you turn from the center lane on a red light
> then you are part of the problem. The sign says no
> turn on red from center lane.
>
> When you turn from the right lane on red then you
> must yield to oncoming traffic. You cite people
> who wait, well those are the ones doing what is
> required by law. If the oncoming cars on Braddock
> decide to merge into the right lane then you must
> yield to them. If they come over and run into you
> then you are at fault. If the right lane was
> dedicated to the Burke Lake traffic then there
> would be a sign there.


oh dont be such a boy scout. people make illegal u-turns, right turns from center lanes all the time within reason. At 10a, i agree, follow the signs, but at the ass crack of pre-dawn, poppin a right on red isnt gonna hurt anyone. Smart drivers like myself obviously arent gonna pull out in front of Safeway tractor trailer. Ive made the R turn atleast 2x in 6mos.

and as for the right lane turn:

You go with the flow of traffic and slow down at the bottom of the hill and pop your right. No one is going to merge into your lane from the middle of the intersection anyway. They would be in your lane much after they pass you at said speed while your still getting up to speed. However there are some donks who sit and sit and forget that they can turn on red. They get the horn!....As well as those who sit and wait for that ONE car traveling in the far LEFT lane to pass them..."stop being a pussy and drive I yell."
All of this going on between 515-6a M-F


What some areas need is a goddamn commonsense Left on red lights. That would be fun!
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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: brandon walsh ()
Date: December 30, 2011 12:24PM

DickFor Wrote:

> people make illegal
> u-turns, right turns from center lanes all the
> time within reason. At 10a, i agree, follow the
> signs, but at the ass crack of pre-dawn, poppin a
> right on red isnt gonna hurt anyone. Smart
> drivers like myself obviously arent gonna pull out
> in front of Safeway tractor trailer. Ive made the
> R turn atleast 2x in 6mos.
>
> and as for the right lane turn:
>
> You go with the flow of traffic and slow down at
> the bottom of the hill and pop your right. No one
> is going to merge into your lane from the middle
> of the intersection anyway. They would be in your
> lane much after they pass you at said speed while
> your still getting up to speed. However there are
> some donks who sit and sit and forget that they
> can turn on red. They get the horn!....As well as
> those who sit and wait for that ONE car traveling
> in the far LEFT lane to pass them..."stop being a
> pussy and drive I yell."
> All of this going on between 515-6a M-F
>
> What some areas need is a goddamn commonsense Left
> on red lights. That would be fun!


I can just imagine your driving record if you have that attitude. You can cut other drivers off as long as they arent big trucks. The signs are meant for only those drivers who are not in a hurry. Nice.

As for me I drive a pos and am always on the lookout for some douche in a hurry busting lights so I can run into him and get myself a new car and some civil suit money for pain and suffering.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: December 30, 2011 12:38PM

brandon walsh Wrote:
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> I can just imagine your driving record if you have
> that attitude. You can cut other drivers off as
> long as they arent big trucks. The signs are meant
> for only those drivers who are not in a hurry.
> Nice.
>
> As for me I drive a pos and am always on the
> lookout for some douche in a hurry busting lights
> so I can run into him and get myself a new car and
> some civil suit money for pain and suffering.


Dude, i dont pull out in FRONT of cars, I pull out when there is NOBODY FUCKING THERE! I bet you followed the lights when it snowed like MotherRussia this past Jan/Feb. And how are you gonna run into a douche thats in a hurry busting lights if your not paying attention cause your head is down while looking at your iphone and trying to find a clever word to gain more points on WordsWithFriends?

Ive got two tickets in the past 4 years. gimme a friggin break

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: snowdenscold ()
Date: December 30, 2011 01:34PM

People who sit in the right turn lane of Burke Lake too scared to too right (despite the the new lane that starts there) because they think some guy is going to randomly and nonsensically switch from middle to [new] right lane in the middle of the intersection (despite seeing the big stream of cars turning right) - are retarded and should be honked at.

If you want to be a pansy turning right there, use the middle lane and let the rest of the traffic keep moving efficiently.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: brandon walsh ()
Date: December 30, 2011 02:09PM

"Dude, i dont pull out in FRONT of cars"

"Smart drivers like myself obviously arent gonna pull out in front of Safeway tractor trailer"
^^^^^^^^^^^
your words not mine.

I bet you went to court on the tickets you got and were found guilty. The judge probably thought no use giving this guy a break, he will be right back here next week.

If I am east on Braddock and I see you hauling ass down the hill on burke Lake and I know you wont stop I will merge over just to let you hit me.

Just so you know because you can turn right on red doesnt mean you have to. Dont believe me the next time you see the cop on Braddock Rd just ask him/her.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: brandon walsh ()
Date: December 30, 2011 02:17PM

46.2-835. Right turn on steady red light after stopping.

Notwithstanding the provisions of 46.2-833, except where signs are placedprohibiting turns on steady red, vehicular traffic facing a steady redsignal, after coming to a full stop, may cautiously enter the intersectionand make a right turn.

Such turning traffic shall yield the right-of-way to pedestrians lawfullywithin an adjacent crosswalk and to other traffic using the intersection.


^^^^
nothing in there about you being a smart driver or the time of day. Shall yield to other trafic using the intersection.

I bet my paycheck you drive a BMW or a Hummer to make up for a short penis.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: snowdenscold ()
Date: January 03, 2012 02:06AM

brandon walsh Wrote:
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>
> If I am east on Braddock and I see you hauling ass
> down the hill on burke Lake and I know you wont
> stop I will merge over just to let you hit me.
>


No you won't.

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Re: Braddock/Burke Lake
Posted by: DickFor ()
Date: January 03, 2012 08:16AM

brandon walsh Wrote:
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> I bet my paycheck you drive a BMW or a Hummer to
> make up for a short penis.


Not that much of a yuppie to drive a BMW, and Hummer is a waste of money unless your driving over those Taliban motherfuckers. NOPE..I drive American, I drive a Chevy, and no not a Volt or a Cruze or a fagit Cavalier...its a 4 wheel.

You can send your paycheck to : U.S. Department of Transportation | 1200 New Jersey Avenue, SE, Washington, DC 20590 ATTN: DICKFOR ..theyll know who I am ;)

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