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VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: too much semen in the pipes ()
Date: December 08, 2011 11:14PM

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so many lonely guys

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Date: December 08, 2011 11:18PM

Holy shit. Is that notice for real????

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: lmgtfy ()
Date: December 08, 2011 11:23PM

It's a nationwide problem!

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: yes pinhead ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:12AM

I go to ODU and we had the same thing

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:29AM

Are you fucking shitting me? Wow. What happened to screwing drunk skanks with the rubbers they hand out. And who could ever whack in a communal shower with other guys coming in and out? Unless that was the "rainbow" floor AKA homo floor but I think VCU is too conservative for that. I do remember empty beer cans in ours.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/09/2011 12:30AM by Mofo.

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: GMU has it too ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:32AM

haha we got the same notice..thought it was just us..make me feel better to know that!

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Peter North ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:38AM

Ok, I'll bite...

What does an "excessive" amount of semen do to plumbing? Doesn't it just flow down to be treated and recycled and we drink it later?

And what is an "excessive" amount?

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Peter Griffin ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:44AM

i was thinking the same thing..thats pretty sick. i think all the cum is backing up the system tho.

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2011 12:50AM

How much semen does it take to back up a drain?

Blessed are the murderous.

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: hey eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2011 03:20AM

the semen of 9,032 men

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2011 03:27AM

hey eesh Wrote:
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> the semen of 9,032 men




We're talking about clogging up drains, not how many men have bukkaked on you.

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: hey eesh ()
Date: December 09, 2011 03:36AM

im not your gf sister mom, conie

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: DCRTV Dave ()
Date: December 09, 2011 04:47AM

I feel a roadtrip coming on!

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: December 09, 2011 07:36AM

Who the fuck beats off in a communal bathroom?

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Nostradamus ()
Date: December 09, 2011 08:42AM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Who the fuck beats off in a communal bathroom?


Apparently lots of horny college guys.

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: sandusky dusty ()
Date: December 09, 2011 09:45AM

I wondered why Penn State had to keep replacing the pipes in the mens showers

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Reasonable man ()
Date: December 09, 2011 09:51AM


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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: rocket man ()
Date: December 09, 2011 09:53AM

I call BS. If a massive after eating at Taco Bell doesnt break the pipes nothing will

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: BeaverFever ()
Date: December 09, 2011 10:19AM

I'm thinking in order to clog a drain ever guy would have to be in that shower at the same time, jerking at the same time and all cumming at the same time. That would be one hell of a circle jerk.

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: December 09, 2011 05:20PM

I don't believe that notice to be genuine. VCU houses 5,000 students in campus facilities, with 41% of them being male. Meaning that about 2,050 males live in student housing across 12 different buildings. If 1/3 of them jack off in the shower each day, that is only 683, spread across 12 buildings and many shower facilities.

 

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Date: December 09, 2011 06:02PM

clever college kids

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Re: VCU Masturbation Notice
Posted by: Maahhhhmooowedd.achkamadinajadai ()
Date: December 09, 2011 09:10PM

those are fake notices put up by students. im a plumber, trust me i know that drains in college gang showers can support large amounts of body fluids

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