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My Background History
Posted by: perhaps ()
Date: February 13, 2008 12:56PM

I'm having trouble finding a job because I got in trouble 6 years ago. I am 24 now.

3 Assualts Misdemeanors
1 Pety Larceny Misdemeanor
1 Hit & Run Misdemeanor
1 Dui Misdemeanor

Where can I find a job that will give me a chance?

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: February 13, 2008 12:58PM

perhaps Wrote:
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> I'm having trouble finding a job because I got in
> trouble 6 years ago. I am 24 now.
>
> 3 Assualts Misdemeanors
> 1 Pety Larceny Misdemeanor
> 1 Hit & Run Misdemeanor
> 1 Dui Misdemeanor
>
> Where can I find a job that will give me a chance?


Try a job as prison guard.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Lester Burnham ()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:04PM

I find it hard to believe that no one will hire you. What type of job are you looking for? What have you been doing for the past six years? Where all of those charges when you were 18? While you may not find yourself being offered a management-track position at a large company, there are plenty of jobs out there.

On the other hand, your record makes you look like an irresponsible jerk, especially the assaults and the petty larceny doesn't make you seem too trustworthy.

Have you thought about going to trade school to pick up a skill?

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Copper ()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:24PM

perhaps Wrote:
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> I'm having trouble finding a job because I got in
> trouble 6 years ago. I am 24 now.
>
> 3 Assualts Misdemeanors
> 1 Pety Larceny Misdemeanor
> 1 Hit & Run Misdemeanor
> 1 Dui Misdemeanor
>
> Where can I find a job that will give me a chance?

Try Fairfax County Police. Seems like they have officers that do that stuff all the time.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:26PM

You can forget about government contract work for the time being. And I am talking about even lower level positions that DO NOT require a security clearance. They're never very clear on how far back they investigate contract hires, but I've seen guys with lesser charges than yours get the "unsuitable for federal contract employment" stamp of disapproval. You won't find many companies willing to risk hiring you while they wait for that to happen.

Good luck, and stay out of trouble lest you make your situation even more unmanageable.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Frank ()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:32PM

I bet you could get a job with the circus. They have convicted murders working for them.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Oscar ()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:37PM

Trash truck company and yes they make good money.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Vocational Guidance Counselor ()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:52PM

I've reviewed your data carefully and found that the field you would do exceptionally well at is "Rapping".
You're qualified as an entry level Rapper, but to excel in this field, you'll need to have a few more qualifications and experience, such as

1) Arrest for bringing a weapon to a busy airport.
2) You'll need to keep several people of same or lower IQ with you wherever you go.
3) Get used to degrading women at every opportunity by calling them names beatings, etc...
4) You must not have ANY discernible talent whatsoever. This is very important!
5) Get on a regiment of Human Growth Hormones immediately.
6) Get several tattoos of Glocks, a fat ass, and the name of the gang you belong to.
7) Learn to grab you crotch with both hands, but only one at a time.
8) Purchase Rosetta Stone's "Ebonics" program and get on your way to learning a new language.

Once you've completed all this, call MTV.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: perhaps ()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:07PM

I was just layed off from my company back in sept. I was a property manager for the last 3 years. I got lucky with that job because I was hired from a temp agency and I think they didn't do a background check. Now I'm looking for the same position but I get the red flag when they run my background.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:09PM

Are you really inkahootz?

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:18PM

"just" layed off? anything that happened 5 months ago didn't "just happen".

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: February 13, 2008 03:23PM

I think "just" was implying action, not time.

As in, all I did, or all they did.

action ie, I just moved it a little, and it broke.
time ie, It just happened yesterday.

Although I agree the sentance was poorly phrased, I also think you were just fucking with him, rather than provide any kind of response.

But that is par for the course in FU land.



LOL
Just messin.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: perhaps ()
Date: February 13, 2008 03:54PM

yea layed off 5 months ago didn't JUST happen. Yea but layed off either way. I need a job damn it.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Ronald Mexico ()
Date: February 13, 2008 04:32PM

US Congress, my friend. All sorts of criminals work on the Hill.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: Moocher ()
Date: February 13, 2008 04:46PM

In the meantime you should be collecting unemployment!

They're giving me $450 a week for 28 weeks! For doing nothing!

It's a horribly broken and abused system, but hey it still exists so you might as well take advantage of it like everyone else.

Here's a link to get you started: http://www.vec.virginia.gov/vecportal/unins/insunemp.cfm

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: perhaps ()
Date: February 13, 2008 06:20PM

Yea I'm getting $363 a week from unemployment.

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Re: My Background History
Posted by: JoeMomma ()
Date: February 13, 2008 08:41PM

> 3 Assualts Misdemeanors = VERY Prone to Violence. Workplace Violence = Law Suit
> 1 Pety Larceny Misdemeanor = Nobody wants a theif working for them or stealing from them.
> 1 Hit & Run Misdemeanor = Disregard for Life, Limb, Property
> 1 Dui Misdemeanor = Drunk, irressponsible, Disregard for Life, Limb, Property

Not lookin to good there sport. For actions, there are consequences. Yours will be to find a job that doesn't require you to have any responsibility, other than showing up to a job site and swinging a hammer.

P.S. Most "misdemeanor" charges are originally FELONY charges, that get reduced in court.

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