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What with all the horny Fairfax women? Christmas?
Posted by: WTF@2 ()
Date: November 29, 2011 08:51AM

What's with all the horny fairfax women lately? Christmas?

I've noticed a lot more sexy clothing and sex talk lately from women around me. Is it just they want dates for Fairfax Christmas party or don't want to be alone for the holidays? Better presents?

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Re: What with all the horny Fairfax women? Christmas?
Posted by: Big Chief Slap a Ho ()
Date: November 29, 2011 11:58AM

between the week of Thanksgiving and New Years Eve is the best time to hook up. A lot of women would be more willing to spread their legs for you just because of the holidays. Go troll on the web dating sites and you will find them. I always hook up with a few easy one nightstands around this time of the year, every year. Fuck going to the bars, it's like a sausage fest.

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Re: What with all the horny Fairfax women? Christmas?
Posted by: lovenda ()
Date: November 29, 2011 03:09PM

There are horny women in Fairfax? Why wasn't I notified about this?

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Re: What with all the horny Fairfax women? Christmas?
Posted by: Mistlehoe ()
Date: November 29, 2011 03:24PM

Haven't you seen "When Harry Met Sally"?

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Re: What with all the horny Fairfax women? Christmas?
Posted by: IGetTheLadies ()
Date: November 29, 2011 03:31PM

Big Chief is absolutely correct, 'tis the season to get some strange!

Just the other day, I banged out like six different ladies just by walking around Reston Town Center with my DTF shirt on.

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Re: What with all the horny Fairfax women? Christmas?
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: November 29, 2011 03:37PM

IGetTheLadies Wrote:
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> Big Chief is absolutely correct, 'tis the season
> to get some strange!
>
> Just the other day, I banged out like six
> different ladies just by walking around Reston
> Town Center with my DTF shirt on.


You telling them you are an anonymous poster on Fairfaxunderground get their panties to fall to the floor?

Fairfaxunderground rules: Lilliputions, not ok. Midgettville ok. I got it now.

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