so i'm out today with current girlfriend over at dulles town center. i'm walking around victoria's secret while she is trying on some stuff. as i walk around like an idiot, i see my ex-girlfriend at the checkout line. i know those slanted eyes and flat face anywhere. she walks up to me and asks why i am in the store, so i tell her that i am there with my gf. she looks at me, then reaches into her bag and shows me some thongs that she bought and says, "here with gf? that's too bad, i know you would like these thongs. you should call me so we can catch up."

so i drop off my gf at her apartment after we go shopping. while leaving the parking lot, i say "fuck it" and call up my ex. after she answer, she begins to laugh and tell that she was surprised that it took so long to call her, then she tells me to come on over.

i drive over to annandale (shocker) and go to her apartment. she greets me at the door in a t-shirt and some yoga pants. we hug each other and then she slides her pants off, showing me her thong. well, to end the story, she really wanted me to bang her doggy style while pulling her thong to the side. after that, i shot my load deep inside her. we cleaned up and she told me that i should call her again if my gf isn't handling business.

i get back into my car, look at my phone to see about 10 missed calls from my ex. the funny thing is, i don't feel bad about hooking up with the korean ex-gf. i need to see her more often.

sure you did.

can i get seconds?

seconds, nope. she'll get loads from me and whoever she is dating.

Are you using us as a test audience for your foray into writing bad adult literature?

Did she make you a nice bowl of Bulgogi after taking care of business?

...but what about the cabbage soup!?!

PICS OR IT DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

dear penthouse forum, ...............

do not believe a word of this story. i am the korean ex-girlfriend and this did not happen. he did not shoot a load deep inside of me. instead, he shot it into a towel while i made him watch me have sex with 4 big dicked niggas. he sat in the corner and cried while my yerrow snatch was jammed airtight with jungle cock. he just sat there and jacked off like a bitch cause he couldn't join in.

snowdenscold Wrote:
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> Are you using us as a test audience for your foray
> into writing bad adult literature?

exactly what I thought - reminds me of the Letters to the editor in Penthouse Forum.

More like some sort of fantasy he likes to read over and over. In reality he is getting shot down by trashy chicks with bad tatoos and two kids with two different fathers.

.............and then you woke up. Retard.

computers are pretty neat, aren't they?

Encountering and EX as in blast from the painful past is enough to ruin's one day. It's best to know even ACKNOWLODGE the EX.

Just mentioning...

You must listen to SiriusXM radio; the channel with the adult chat stuff.

i think this story is true. except she didn't say hi at the store. you just creeped on her and saw that she was buying thongs. she did look over and see you, but then got outa there as fast as she could.

when you dropped your gf off, you called her, heard her pick up and didn't say anything.

then you went to her apartment and watched her have sex with her korean bf through the bedroom window.

you went back to your gf's house, and had sex with her. hard to pretend that your 300lbs white girlfriend is korean isn't it?

after that you went home and posted this story to make yourself feel better about how sad your life has become.

or -- this DID really happen, but it was to your friend, and you thought you could pull off posting this without him, your ex, or your current gf knowing about it...nice try. douche. i guess i never mentioned that i go on this message board quite often. loser.

korean ex-girlfriend Wrote:
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> do not believe a word of this story. i am the
> korean ex-girlfriend and this did not happen. he
> did not shoot a load deep inside of me. instead,
> he shot it into a towel while i made him watch me
> have sex with 4 big dicked niggas. he sat in the
> corner and cried while my yerrow snatch was jammed
> airtight with jungle cock. he just sat there and
> jacked off like a bitch cause he couldn't join in.

Seriously...that's the post of the week right there. Well done!

Rectum? I damn near killed the guy!

Sorry KimChi Eater, but you Lamb Center types already have a thread to vent your lunatic delusional rants. Please move your posting there.