Southeast Terrorists Coming to Fairfax?
Posted by:
FairfaxBubba
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Date: February 08, 2008 01:46PM
We cant let this happen here!!!!!!!
Subject: Southeast Terrorists
The governors of Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, and Louisiana announced they
have made a disturbing discovery in their states. Apparently, a small number
of terrorists have become romantically involved with the locals. The result
is not pretty, and we now have the sad task of reporting a new sector of the
human race: ISLAMABUBBAS. So far, only a smattering of actual births have
been reported, and we are hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off.
To date, we have identified the following:
Mohammed Billy Bob Ahbubba
Mohammed Jethro bin Thinkin Boutdat
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa Ahbubba
Mohammed Rubba Dub Dubba Ahbubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba Charlene Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue bin Theredundat
Not surprisingly, they all seem to have sprung from one couple: Mohammed
Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma bin Lovin. We'll keep you posted on further
developments