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Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Long Time ()
Date: February 07, 2008 11:33AM

here are a couple of names arrested for violating various massage ordinances:


"COCKER ","SUN "," ","058"," 9007","WEATHERLY ","WY","LORTON ","VA","08/05/2005","PERF MASSAGE/EROG ZONE


"HARDWICK ","I SUN ","P","061"," 1813","ELIZABETH ","DR","THOMSON ","GA","01/17/2007","MASSAGE ESTABLISHMENT ORD


"SMALLWOOD ","TIFFANY ","L","026"," 14110","RED RIVER ","DR","CENTREVILLE ","VA","01/02/2008","PERF MASSAGE/EROG ZONE

Tiffany must not have been very good at her job.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: February 07, 2008 11:43AM

You missed the best part...."Red River Drive." Oh the irony.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: anagogue ()
Date: February 07, 2008 01:15PM

No, the names are the best part--"Smallwood," "Cocker" and "Hardwick." Nice :) Are those even real names??

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Long Time ()
Date: February 07, 2008 01:19PM

anagogue Wrote:
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> No, the names are the best part--"Smallwood,"
> "Cocker" and "Hardwick." Nice :) Are those even
> real names??


look them up for yourself on the arrest/ticket search. Red River Drive was a good catch. I give ITRADE props for it.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: anagogue ()
Date: February 07, 2008 02:43PM

I wasn't disputing the accuracy of your post (and I'm too lazy to look them up). They just struck me as hilarious, in conjunction with the genre of offense.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: February 07, 2008 02:46PM

The weirdest thing is that these people even got arrested. Don't the cops have better stuff to do than run "Sting" operations against massage givers? How is what they do harmful to anyone? More wasting of tax dollars.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Long Time ()
Date: February 07, 2008 02:53PM

anagogue Wrote:
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> I wasn't disputing the accuracy of your post (and
> I'm too lazy to look them up). They just struck me
> as hilarious, in conjunction with the genre of
> offense.


Hence the reason I posted the names.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: February 09, 2008 08:55AM

Numbers Wrote:
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> How is what they do harmful to anyone?


STDs.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Huh? ()
Date: February 09, 2008 09:59PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> Numbers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How is what they do harmful to anyone?
>
> STDs.


You can get STDs from a handjob?

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Mr. Hotdog ()
Date: February 09, 2018 10:00PM

Long Time Wrote:
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> here are a couple of names arrested for violating
> various massage ordinances:
>
>
> "COCKER ","SUN "," ","058","
> 9007","WEATHERLY ","WY","LORTON
> ","VA","08/05/2005","PERF MASSAGE/EROG ZONE
>
>
>
> "HARDWICK ","I SUN ","P","061","
> 1813","ELIZABETH ","DR","THOMSON
> ","GA","01/17/2007","MASSAGE ESTABLISHMENT ORD
>
>
> "SMALLWOOD ","TIFFANY ","L","026","
> 14110","RED RIVER ","DR","CENTREVILLE
> ","VA","01/02/2008","PERF MASSAGE/EROG ZONE
>
>
> Tiffany must not have been very good at her job.


Too fucking funny!

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: biggerpicture ()
Date: February 10, 2018 03:00PM

Numbers Wrote:
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> The weirdest thing is that these people even got
> arrested. Don't the cops have better stuff to do
> than run "Sting" operations against massage
> givers? How is what they do harmful to anyone?
> More wasting of tax dollars.

not a complete waste. too much child/human trafficking in our area. they have to take out all parts. we had a girl giving massages and happy endings in our development. didn't get a f about what she was doing bcuz she was obviously way past 21 but her pimp and his boys hanging out was no beueno.

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Re: Fairfax Massage Ordinance
Posted by: Wyupj ()
Date: February 10, 2018 04:24PM

Which amp as raided?

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