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New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
worried
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:01AM
Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men. I didn't know this area had openly gay people living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples to live together, could this be against the law? If so should i report them to the state? Please help.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Lurker..
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:09AM
I think the housing code of FFX says that up to four non-related individuals may share a dwelling.
Also you should be careful as to what you do as "gays" fall under a hate crime act.
Also you should be careful as to what you do as "gays" fall under a hate crime act.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
RESton Peace
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:15AM
I didn't know this area had openly homophobic people living here. Does VA allow busybody homophobes to live together, could this be against the law? If so should i report them to the state? Please help.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Daniel
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:20AM
LURKER is quite right, do not judge if they have not done anything to you. ANYTHING could be construed as a hate crime and they MIGHT basically have you dead to right. Just ignore
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Jester
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:24AM
By all means call the State Police and tell them you know the neighbors are openly gay. LMAO
Of course you might need to prove this in court, maybe setup a sting operation.
Of course you might need to prove this in court, maybe setup a sting operation.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Go away
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:43AM
worried Wrote:
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Help your self and move to West Virginia. Please we don't need ignorant folks like you in this area.
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Help your self and move to West Virginia. Please we don't need ignorant folks like you in this area.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Y?
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:45AM
Are you worried that their place will be better decorated than your? That their garden will look nicer than yours? That they will have waaaay more sex than you ever will??? oh my god.......
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Justice of the Peace
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:46AM
Well, you should be a good neighbor. Show them open minded you are. Run over and give the each a nice hum job or the famous lod wobble-jobber. :)
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
yaa
()
Date: February 07, 2008 01:04PM
Y? Wrote:
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> Are you worried that their place will be better
> decorated than your? That their garden will look
> nicer than yours? That they will have waaaay more
> sex than you ever will??? oh my god......
LOL!
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> Are you worried that their place will be better
> decorated than your? That their garden will look
> nicer than yours? That they will have waaaay more
> sex than you ever will??? oh my god......
LOL!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
move
()
Date: February 07, 2008 01:54PM
Worried,
If the names on the mailbox are Gravis and KeepOnTruckin, move!
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If the names on the mailbox are Gravis and KeepOnTruckin, move!
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
move now
()
Date: February 07, 2008 01:57PM
I think the names on the mailbox are Meade And EJ.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Mofo
()
Date: February 07, 2008 01:58PM
Well an unmarried couple living together defined below is illegal in this state, and since gay marriage is not recognized in this state it is illegal. I don't know if there is a sodomy law but you can do what some bigot in Texas did and call in a robbery to his neighbors home when he knew they were screwing and the cops walked in on them sodomizing.
`lewd and lascivious cohabitation.'' It states, ``If any persons not married to each other lewdly or lasciviously cohabit together. . . each of them shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor.'' A Class 3 misdemeanor is punishable by a fine of no more than $500.
`lewd and lascivious cohabitation.'' It states, ``If any persons not married to each other lewdly or lasciviously cohabit together. . . each of them shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor.'' A Class 3 misdemeanor is punishable by a fine of no more than $500.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: February 07, 2008 02:11PM
worried Wrote:
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
This has to be a joke.
The best thing to do is to make them feel welcome. I suggest putting together a welcome basket. Be sure to include KY Jelly, a gerbil, a Judy Garland CD and a copy of The Bird Cage.
I'm sure they will appreciate it.
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
This has to be a joke.
The best thing to do is to make them feel welcome. I suggest putting together a welcome basket. Be sure to include KY Jelly, a gerbil, a Judy Garland CD and a copy of The Bird Cage.
I'm sure they will appreciate it.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Liberace
()
Date: February 07, 2008 02:22PM
WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> The best thing to do is to make them feel welcome.
> I suggest putting together a welcome basket. Be
> sure to include KY Jelly, a gerbil, a Judy Garland
> CD and a copy of The Bird Cage.
Speaking from experience? Sounds like it comes from a man who isn't afraid to tell people what he likes.
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> The best thing to do is to make them feel welcome.
> I suggest putting together a welcome basket. Be
> sure to include KY Jelly, a gerbil, a Judy Garland
> CD and a copy of The Bird Cage.
Speaking from experience? Sounds like it comes from a man who isn't afraid to tell people what he likes.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
bdimag
()
Date: February 07, 2008 02:27PM
WashingToneLocian Wrote:
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> I'm sure they will appreciate it.
they'd either a) be incredibaly offended, or b) invite you in
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> I'm sure they will appreciate it.
they'd either a) be incredibaly offended, or b) invite you in
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Straight Arrow
()
Date: February 07, 2008 03:15PM
Get a pitbull. It will eat their poodle and they will be brokenhearted.
Invite biker gangs to your house for parties and give them
free beer. Play Anita Bryant music at 400 watts 24/7. If that doesnt work,
invite the evangelicals to your house for prayer meetings. They
will get the message.
Invite biker gangs to your house for parties and give them
free beer. Play Anita Bryant music at 400 watts 24/7. If that doesnt work,
invite the evangelicals to your house for prayer meetings. They
will get the message.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
yaa
()
Date: February 07, 2008 03:44PM
move now Wrote:
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> I think the names on the mailbox are Meade And EJ.
Dude, give it a fucking rest already. Its not even funny....
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> I think the names on the mailbox are Meade And EJ.
Dude, give it a fucking rest already. Its not even funny....
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
496
()
Date: February 07, 2008 04:03PM
Have a tupperware party! Gays abtholutely love tupperware!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: February 07, 2008 04:17PM
Straight Arrow Wrote:
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> Get a pitbull. It will eat their poodle and they
> will be brokenhearted.
> Invite biker gangs to your house for parties and
> give them
> free beer. Play Anita Bryant music at 400 watts
> 24/7. If that doesnt work,
> invite the evangelicals to your house for prayer
> meetings. They
> will get the message.
Call the Mormon Church. Tell them you really want to be saved, but only can be saved on a Saturday morning at 6:00 am. Give them you neighbors address.
his will work well for you hetero neighbors you find annoying also..
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> Get a pitbull. It will eat their poodle and they
> will be brokenhearted.
> Invite biker gangs to your house for parties and
> give them
> free beer. Play Anita Bryant music at 400 watts
> 24/7. If that doesnt work,
> invite the evangelicals to your house for prayer
> meetings. They
> will get the message.
Call the Mormon Church. Tell them you really want to be saved, but only can be saved on a Saturday morning at 6:00 am. Give them you neighbors address.
his will work well for you hetero neighbors you find annoying also..
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Neen
()
Date: February 07, 2008 04:44PM
Lucky you! Their landscaping will be gorgeous! Seriously, the house and lawn will look great, increasing your house values. A gay couple in Vienna got an award from the town for their beautiful landscaping.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
positives
()
Date: February 07, 2008 05:03PM
Look at all the positives. If you're female, you'll have two guy friends who won't hit on you, won't sound like the animals who post here and will probably be decent and respectful neighbors. Hopefully one of them can cook and will invite you over for gourmet meals.
If you're male, they can help you decorate, color coordinate your outfits and again, if they can cook……
If you're male, they can help you decorate, color coordinate your outfits and again, if they can cook……
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Radiophile
()
Date: February 07, 2008 08:28PM
Ask any landlord, they will rent to gays first. The gardening, no damage to the property, they pay the rent on time. I even know one landlord who gay tenants asked permission to tile the kitchen floor!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
TRICKIE
()
Date: February 07, 2008 09:16PM
I think this is a fake post but in case it isn't, here is my advice. These guys will probably be good neighbors. I bet they won't have any wild parties with teenagers throwing up on your lawn or peeing on your cars. The lawn will be mowed and the yard will look like Merrifield Garden uses it for their ads. They won't be moving a slew of foreign relatives in and cooking goats on a spit in the yard. If you don't work, they won't be asking you to give free child care to their kid if they can't pick it up in time from school. They probably won't have some big smelly dog. If you go inside their house, most likely it will be nicely decorated and very clean. My real good friend is a gay woman and she throws the best parties and has them catered and spares no expense cause she and her girlfriend do not cook and they don't expect their guests to bring food.
Gay people are just like other people except they like their own kind. My nephew is gay and I love spending time with him. He sometimes picks out cute outfits for me. When I broke my leg he sent me a Coach bag for a get well gift. Be nice to your neighbors.
Trickie
Gay people are just like other people except they like their own kind. My nephew is gay and I love spending time with him. He sometimes picks out cute outfits for me. When I broke my leg he sent me a Coach bag for a get well gift. Be nice to your neighbors.
Trickie
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Ronald Mexico
()
Date: February 07, 2008 10:29PM
Landlords may love them, but if the smart ones will never take a blacklight into that house. Oh, the humanity!!
I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
WashingToneLocian
()
Date: February 07, 2008 10:39PM
Radiophile Wrote:
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> Ask any landlord, they will rent to gays first.
> The gardening, no damage to the property, they pay
> the rent on time. I even know one landlord who gay
> tenants asked permission to tile the kitchen
> floor!
And think of all the shit stains in the carpet! Fantastic!
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> Ask any landlord, they will rent to gays first.
> The gardening, no damage to the property, they pay
> the rent on time. I even know one landlord who gay
> tenants asked permission to tile the kitchen
> floor!
And think of all the shit stains in the carpet! Fantastic!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
YourAllCriminalsNow
()
Date: February 08, 2008 12:14AM
worried Wrote:
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Well, gay sex (and hetro too) is a crime against nature and a felony in these parts:
§ 18.2-361. Crimes against nature; penalty.
A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.
I bet you're all a bunch of felons...
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Well, gay sex (and hetro too) is a crime against nature and a felony in these parts:
§ 18.2-361. Crimes against nature; penalty.
A. If any person carnally knows in any manner any brute animal, or carnally knows any male or female person by the anus or by or with the mouth, or voluntarily submits to such carnal knowledge, he or she shall be guilty of a Class 6 felony, except as provided in subsection B.
I bet you're all a bunch of felons...
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
odd
()
Date: February 08, 2008 12:53AM
....I bet you're all a bunch of felons...
Actually, many of us are. Funny that we pretend to hate gay sex cause when we're in prison we love it.
Actually, many of us are. Funny that we pretend to hate gay sex cause when we're in prison we love it.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
jack
()
Date: February 08, 2008 01:09AM
shit!!! So when I'm going down on a chick I'm like inches away from being a felon!!!!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
jack ass
()
Date: February 08, 2008 01:13AM
jack, you haven't ever been with a women, so stfu.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Jack
()
Date: February 08, 2008 01:25AM
jack ass Wrote:
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> jack, you haven't ever been with a women, so stfu.
Your mother might tell you different.
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> jack, you haven't ever been with a women, so stfu.
Your mother might tell you different.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
riotgear
()
Date: February 08, 2008 03:35AM
thank god theyre not mexicans...
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
...
()
Date: February 08, 2008 07:11AM
Sodomy isn't illegal anymore, welcome to the 21st century:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_v._Texas
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Jack
()
Date: February 08, 2008 07:41AM
I'm jack and here I am with my significant other.
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
the real jack
()
Date: February 08, 2008 11:29AM
wrong asshole, my hat is blue.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
the real jack
()
Date: February 08, 2008 11:38AM
And, my dick is tiny....and I like to hang around asses.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
thanks jack
()
Date: February 08, 2008 12:31PM
Thanks for sharing, jack, but we probably know enough about you, for now.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Here
()
Date: May 31, 2009 04:59PM
Call Dwight ASAP and tell him to bring his bible, they'll move out or see the errors of their ways.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
graymoose1
()
Date: May 31, 2009 08:40PM
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do new
Posted by: Here ()
Date: May 31, 2009 04:59PM
Call Dwight ASAP and tell him to bring his bible, they'll move out or see the errors of their ways.
+1
Posted by: Here ()
Date: May 31, 2009 04:59PM
Call Dwight ASAP and tell him to bring his bible, they'll move out or see the errors of their ways.
+1
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Dwight.
()
Date: May 31, 2009 08:49PM
graymoose1 Wrote:
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> Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do new
> Posted by: Here ()
> Date: May 31, 2009 04:59PM
>
>
> Call Dwight ASAP and tell him to bring his bible,
> they'll move out or see the errors of their ways.
>
>
> +1
lol its so true
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> Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do new
> Posted by: Here ()
> Date: May 31, 2009 04:59PM
>
>
> Call Dwight ASAP and tell him to bring his bible,
> they'll move out or see the errors of their ways.
>
>
> +1
lol its so true
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: May 31, 2009 10:51PM
Y? Wrote:
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> Are you worried that their place will be better
> decorated than your? That their garden will look
> nicer than yours? That they will have waaaay more
> sex than you ever will??? oh my god.......
Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, no lie!
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
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> Are you worried that their place will be better
> decorated than your? That their garden will look
> nicer than yours? That they will have waaaay more
> sex than you ever will??? oh my god.......
Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, no lie!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: May 31, 2009 11:32PM
Go away Wrote:
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> worried Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay
> men.
> > I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> > living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay
> couples
> > to live together, could this be against the law?
>
> > If so should i report them to the state?
> Please
> > help.
>
>
> Help your self and move to West Virginia. Please
> we don't need ignorant folks like you in this
> area.
How is it ignorant to not agree with a certain lifestyle?
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> worried Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay
> men.
> > I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> > living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay
> couples
> > to live together, could this be against the law?
>
> > If so should i report them to the state?
> Please
> > help.
>
>
> Help your self and move to West Virginia. Please
> we don't need ignorant folks like you in this
> area.
How is it ignorant to not agree with a certain lifestyle?
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
ThePackLeader
()
Date: May 31, 2009 11:41PM
RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I didn't know this area had openly homophobic
> people living here. Does VA allow busybody
> homophobes to live together, could this be against
> the law? If so should i report them to the state?
> Please help.
It's funny how people with little to say always resort to labels.
I wouldn't advise being so drastic as to report a Gay couple to the State, or treating them in a negative manner simply due to their orientation, but I myself most certainly do not agree with their lifestyle.
I would say to the OP, attempt to judge them by their character before you figure on how you wish to treat them. If they don't push their lifestyle on anyone, and they don't go around flaunting it, and they're great neighbors, just let them be (Even if you don't agree with the lifestyle). Who knows, they might end up being the best neighbors you ever had.
I remember a guy in a MIL Unit I was familiar with was questionable in terms of his orientation, but he never made a deal about it, and he was one of the best damn SpecOps Unit members ever. If they don't make a big deal about the way they choose to live, then I simply judge them like anyone else.
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> I didn't know this area had openly homophobic
> people living here. Does VA allow busybody
> homophobes to live together, could this be against
> the law? If so should i report them to the state?
> Please help.
It's funny how people with little to say always resort to labels.
I wouldn't advise being so drastic as to report a Gay couple to the State, or treating them in a negative manner simply due to their orientation, but I myself most certainly do not agree with their lifestyle.
I would say to the OP, attempt to judge them by their character before you figure on how you wish to treat them. If they don't push their lifestyle on anyone, and they don't go around flaunting it, and they're great neighbors, just let them be (Even if you don't agree with the lifestyle). Who knows, they might end up being the best neighbors you ever had.
I remember a guy in a MIL Unit I was familiar with was questionable in terms of his orientation, but he never made a deal about it, and he was one of the best damn SpecOps Unit members ever. If they don't make a big deal about the way they choose to live, then I simply judge them like anyone else.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Stinkfist
()
Date: June 01, 2009 12:42AM
RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I didn't know this area had openly homophobic
> people living here. Does VA allow busybody
> homophobes to live together, could this be against
> the law? If so should i report them to the state?
> Please help.
+1
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> I didn't know this area had openly homophobic
> people living here. Does VA allow busybody
> homophobes to live together, could this be against
> the law? If so should i report them to the state?
> Please help.
+1
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
not_so_worried
()
Date: June 01, 2009 09:12AM
"Try it"
Nobody else said that yet?
Nobody else said that yet?
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
496
()
Date: June 01, 2009 09:39AM
This thread is:
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
RESton Peace
()
Date: June 01, 2009 09:55AM
Yes, it's so wrong to "label" a person who seriously asks "what they should do" about gay neighbors... even asking the question in this day and age is just the stupidest, most ignorant crap, and actually entertaining answering it was even dumber, me included.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
H DiZZ
()
Date: June 01, 2009 10:08AM
Maybe you should move as far away from here as you can, say maybe San Francisco? I've heard there's loads of people there that share your sentiments OP.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
un-fairfax aboveground
()
Date: June 01, 2009 10:24AM
ThePackLeader Wrote:
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> How is it ignorant to not agree with a certain
> lifestyle?
its not ignorant to not agree with the lifestyle, what makes this person ignorant is the fact that they somehow believes that because these are two gay men they will automatically be some sort of vile disgusting creatures who will somehow be bad neighbors simply because they are gay. they are making the assumption that all gay people are bad people.
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> How is it ignorant to not agree with a certain
> lifestyle?
its not ignorant to not agree with the lifestyle, what makes this person ignorant is the fact that they somehow believes that because these are two gay men they will automatically be some sort of vile disgusting creatures who will somehow be bad neighbors simply because they are gay. they are making the assumption that all gay people are bad people.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Warhawk
()
Date: June 01, 2009 11:31AM
worried Wrote:
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
So I'm not going to read all the posts in this thread, so if this has been said, I'm sorry: Who the fuck cares what your neighbors do or say in their own house? As long as it doesn't affect you or your property directly, mind your own business. Here's a short story:
Growing up in Vienna, I had two guys living in the house next door. I only knew them as Bob and Dave. Nice guys, good neighbors. One had two daughters near my age, so when they'd visit it wasn't unusual to hang out at their house and it was completely normal. When I was a junior in high school, one got really sick and eventually passed away. It wasn't until much later that it finally hit me that those two guys were gay and AIDS killed one of them. I asked my parents what they thought about having two gay guys as being neighbors and both of them said they never thought anything of it and that they were just good people and good neighbors, so what difference did it make what they did in their house. That's the moral of the story.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2009 11:32AM by Warhawk.
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
So I'm not going to read all the posts in this thread, so if this has been said, I'm sorry: Who the fuck cares what your neighbors do or say in their own house? As long as it doesn't affect you or your property directly, mind your own business. Here's a short story:
Growing up in Vienna, I had two guys living in the house next door. I only knew them as Bob and Dave. Nice guys, good neighbors. One had two daughters near my age, so when they'd visit it wasn't unusual to hang out at their house and it was completely normal. When I was a junior in high school, one got really sick and eventually passed away. It wasn't until much later that it finally hit me that those two guys were gay and AIDS killed one of them. I asked my parents what they thought about having two gay guys as being neighbors and both of them said they never thought anything of it and that they were just good people and good neighbors, so what difference did it make what they did in their house. That's the moral of the story.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/01/2009 11:32AM by Warhawk.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
dodaa
()
Date: June 05, 2009 09:57PM
YES ITS DEFINETLY AGAINST THE LAW FOR THE GAYS TO LIVE TOGETHER.YOU NEED TO REPORT THEM TO THE POLICE FAST.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
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Alias
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Date: June 06, 2009 12:33AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Furfur
()
Date: June 06, 2009 12:52AM
Obviously your friend is comfortable around you, so they are already tolerant of homosexuals and alternative lifestyles.
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Harry Tuttle
()
Date: June 06, 2009 12:52AM
What else is she going to do? Move? That would be totally rational to move away from her neighbors because they get naked behind closed doors. I'm afraid if she doesn't see how irrational it is to be concerned about her neighbors being nude in their own home, there is nothing more you can do. You may potentially alienate yourself from your friend.
I guess, depending on your relationship, you could joke about the fact that she gets naked in her house. Other than that, don't eat any baked goods they bring over...
Her kids don't wanna play with the nudists do they?
I guess, depending on your relationship, you could joke about the fact that she gets naked in her house. Other than that, don't eat any baked goods they bring over...
Her kids don't wanna play with the nudists do they?
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
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Alias
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Date: June 06, 2009 01:23AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Ross The Intern
()
Date: June 06, 2009 01:49AM
Call the Westboro Baptist Church and complain to them. They will demonstrate
in front of their house.
in front of their house.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
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Alias
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Date: June 06, 2009 02:29AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
boredom
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Date: June 06, 2009 10:55AM
worried Wrote:
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Are you serious? You hit a gold mine. You'll have neighbors who will have a wonderful yard, will take care of their house, and very likely won't start any trouble. You should be thankful.
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Are you serious? You hit a gold mine. You'll have neighbors who will have a wonderful yard, will take care of their house, and very likely won't start any trouble. You should be thankful.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
<0
()
Date: June 06, 2009 05:57PM
>You should be thankful.<
Oh my, yes!! They're so delightful, and always up for "fun".
Oh my, yes!! They're so delightful, and always up for "fun".
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Fail Safe
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Date: June 06, 2009 06:16PM
I used to live at Northgate in Reston, and I had this really flamboyent neighbor named {redacted}. Every night he would have a different guy in his place, some looking a little too young.
His place was always trashed and people would always call the police on his parties he had every weekend. Finally he got kicked out after he did some time in jail.
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His place was always trashed and people would always call the police on his parties he had every weekend. Finally he got kicked out after he did some time in jail.
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inkahootz
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Date: June 06, 2009 06:33PM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Fail Safe
()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:39PM
Guilty conscience? How do you know I was talking about you? Is your name {redacted}? Oh no, don't tell me you're the one that was evicted all those years ago! What a coincidence.
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inkahootz
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Date: June 06, 2009 06:53PM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Fail Safe
()
Date: June 06, 2009 06:58PM
No, you're not the one I was talking about. I was talking about this public school employee that got evicted after being sent to jail for six months.
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inkahootz
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Date: June 06, 2009 07:15PM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
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Fail Safe
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Date: June 06, 2009 07:22PM
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inkahootz
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Date: June 06, 2009 07:29PM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Fail Safe
()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:31PM
Who is Karma? Is this the same one that you called a bitch? What has she done to you?
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:35PM
Fail Safe Wrote:
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> Who is Karma? Is this the same one that you called
> a bitch? What has she done to you?
It's what karma is going to do to you, that you should worry about. 'Everything you do...comes back to you'...it's cyclical!
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> Who is Karma? Is this the same one that you called
> a bitch? What has she done to you?
It's what karma is going to do to you, that you should worry about. 'Everything you do...comes back to you'...it's cyclical!
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Fail Safe
()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:38PM
You have anger issues, seek help today!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 06, 2009 07:39PM
Fail Safe Wrote:
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> You have anger issues, seek help today!
No, I am seeking you, now. Enjoy! lol
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> You have anger issues, seek help today!
No, I am seeking you, now. Enjoy! lol
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
¿TROLL?
()
Date: June 06, 2009 08:39PM
Fail Safe, meet Inkahootz
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inkahootz
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Date: June 06, 2009 08:48PM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
¿TROLL?
()
Date: June 06, 2009 09:10PM
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inkahootz
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Date: June 07, 2009 02:59AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
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Alias
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Date: June 07, 2009 03:17AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Seizure Troll
()
Date: June 07, 2009 03:27AM
Alias Wrote:
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> Inkahootz,
>
> After scrolling down this page, with your gun
> blasting away, I now think I might have a seizure
> disorder. My head hurts.... and I already had a
> toothache. Thanks alot.
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> Inkahootz,
>
> After scrolling down this page, with your gun
> blasting away, I now think I might have a seizure
> disorder. My head hurts.... and I already had a
> toothache. Thanks alot.
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inkahootz
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Date: June 07, 2009 04:09AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Seizure Troll
()
Date: June 07, 2009 04:21AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 07, 2009 04:24AM
That last one is is cool as fuck! lol
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Alias
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Date: June 07, 2009 04:27AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
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Alias
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Date: June 07, 2009 04:30AM
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inkahootz
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Date: June 07, 2009 04:32AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Alias
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Date: June 07, 2009 04:46AM
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inkahootz
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Date: June 07, 2009 04:49AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: June 07, 2009 10:12AM
It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving image, make it interesting.
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
fairfaxdude
()
Date: June 07, 2009 11:07AM
INKY's bullshit is annoying, to be sure....in a sort of 6th grade, "look at what I can do" way.
Just be happy he hasn't (yet) posted an animated clip of himself eating his boogers.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Just be happy he hasn't (yet) posted an animated clip of himself eating his boogers.
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I have had to change the addresses to my retaliatory blogs over half a dozen times.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 07, 2009 11:07AM
Melissa Wrote:
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> It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> image, make it interesting.
Glad to be of service!
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> It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> image, make it interesting.
Glad to be of service!
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: June 08, 2009 12:11AM
inkahootz Wrote:
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> Melissa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> > image, make it interesting.
>
>
> Glad to be of service!
This would be a better choice.
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> Melissa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> > image, make it interesting.
>
>
> Glad to be of service!
This would be a better choice.
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Being vague is almost as fun as that other thing.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Yeah U
()
Date: June 08, 2009 12:16AM
Melissa is a kiss ass to all the regulars.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Melissa
()
Date: June 08, 2009 12:29AM
And you are...
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Vince(1)
()
Date: June 08, 2009 06:51AM
move Wrote:
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> Worried,
>
> If the names on the mailbox are Gravis and
> KeepOnTruckin, move!
Silly boy...Grufus still lives with his Mommy.
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
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> Worried,
>
> If the names on the mailbox are Gravis and
> KeepOnTruckin, move!
Silly boy...Grufus still lives with his Mommy.
Registered Voter...a Big talking coward..big man on FFXU...little man in life.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
WingNut
()
Date: June 08, 2009 08:25AM
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: June 08, 2009 08:34AM
Melissa Wrote:
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> inkahootz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Melissa Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> > > image, make it interesting.
> >
> >
> > Glad to be of service!
>
> This would be a better choice.
>
>
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> inkahootz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Melissa Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> > > image, make it interesting.
> >
> >
> > Glad to be of service!
>
> This would be a better choice.
>
>
Agreed...I might just use it! lol
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Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
MrMephisto
()
Date: June 08, 2009 08:50AM
Melissa Wrote:
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> inkahootz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Melissa Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> > > image, make it interesting.
> >
> >
> > Glad to be of service!
>
> This would be a better choice.
I... I think I love you.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
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> inkahootz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Melissa Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > It IS annoying. If you have to have a moving
> > > image, make it interesting.
> >
> >
> > Glad to be of service!
>
> This would be a better choice.
I... I think I love you.
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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
craig
()
Date: September 15, 2014 03:00AM
eat shit you hompohobic moron
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
craig
()
Date: September 15, 2014 03:01AM
idiot
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Gaysian persuasion
()
Date: September 15, 2014 03:03AM
worried Wrote:
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Best advice you'll ever get on this matter: just bend over for 'em. You'll get along swimmingly!
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> Oh my god, my next door neighbors are two gay men.
> I didn't know this area had openly gay people
> living here. Does VA allow unmarried gay couples
> to live together, could this be against the law?
> If so should i report them to the state? Please
> help.
Best advice you'll ever get on this matter: just bend over for 'em. You'll get along swimmingly!
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
trashyneighborstogo
()
Date: September 15, 2014 12:46PM
Maybe they would trade houses with the 20 salvadorans living next to us. We would welcome the change.
Re: New Neighbors are Gay. What to do
Posted by:
Towman
()
Date: September 15, 2014 03:35PM
Call the boys at the Westboro Baptist Church, I am sure that they will have room in their picket schedule!