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Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Potential Olympian ()
Date: October 30, 2011 01:43PM

I'm a dickhead. Yup, a surburbanite prick, who thought he'd seen it all, in various parts of this country. Yet, when it comes to Fairfax County, all drivers suck, but surivived "DWA" vehicles around here is like a freaking game of Frogger. What the hell is up with this shit? Everyday, several times, there are DWA "encounters" where defensive driving tactics of varying diffiulty are employed. Any thoughts on this, yes I know I'm a prick, but are a lot of asian drivers new to this country, so they are inexperienced with mileage, or is this how folks drive in countries in the East? Just curious, because if this was an Olympic Sport, todays medal would be Gold. Geez.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: October 30, 2011 01:59PM

Go to Youtube and search for, say, "Vietnam traffic" - there have been numerous posts around here as well noting the very high quality of the recently-here Asian drivers.

BTW - the previous sentence is NOT tongue-in-cheek.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: white knuckles ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:15PM

It couldnt be as bad as my co worker. He is in his 60s and he always wants to drive when we go to lunch. He cuts people off, he pulls out in front of oncoming traffic and he cannot see at night. He has just missed taking out pedestrians many times. Luckily they jump out of the way

The last time we went on a business trip he took his GPS. When it said to turn left he turned regardless of oncoming traffic.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: The OP Dude ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:26PM

Olde Farte Wrote:
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> Go to Youtube and search for, say, "Vietnam
> traffic" - there have been numerous posts around
> here as well noting the very high quality of the
> recently-here Asian drivers.
>
> BTW - the previous sentence is NOT
> tongue-in-cheek.


Still made me laugh. Thanks a bunch

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: @White Knuckles ()
Date: October 30, 2011 02:27PM

That's another issue as well, older drivers. Fairfax County is aging in many regards, and yes I've been hit by a couple of older folks, one who's license was taken away, as it was their I forgot how many at fault accident in a short period of time. However, DWA is a scary phenomena, and one to be very cautious around here. Defensive driving at all times seriously ha ha

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Respected Driver ()
Date: October 30, 2011 04:13PM

Olde Farte Wrote:
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> there have been numerous posts around
> here as well noting the very high quality of the
> recently-here Asian drivers.


Yes, and all of them were made by you, Olde Farte.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: fi ()
Date: October 30, 2011 04:34PM

Have you seen the slick TV commercials for Korean Air?

After seeing what they do in cars, I simply can't imagine boarding a plane that those motherfuckers are flying!!

Somebody please tell me that they hire Americans or Europeans to fly their planes!

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Olde Farte ()
Date: October 30, 2011 04:59PM

fi Wrote:
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> After seeing what they do in cars, I simply can't
> imagine boarding a plane that those motherfuckers
> are flying!!

Lol!

No, they use ex-fighter jocks just like we do.

I had a flight from Taipei to Kaohsiung once that was...interesting. The pilot, nearing Kaohsiung, decided he needed to be lower (or air traffic control told him to descend).

So he descended.

FAST. Pretty much the entire cabin, including flight attendents, went "Gasp!".

I think he recently became an airline pilot.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: 76ers fan 99 ()
Date: October 30, 2011 05:52PM

Respected Driver Wrote:
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> Olde Farte Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > there have been numerous posts around
> > here as well noting the very high quality of
> the
> > recently-here Asian drivers.
>
>
> Yes, and all of them were made by you, Olde Farte.

To answer your post, wrong. There are numerous folks on this one, sorry. No prize for you.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Slipnot's Fan ()
Date: October 30, 2011 05:56PM

Flying while asian, at least hopefully that does not happen 2 much over FFX. Although those airlines have competition, there have been some asian drivers who have gone airborne here

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Harry sax ()
Date: October 30, 2011 06:05PM

the illegal spics just look at you like deer in the headlights when they run red lights and stop signs. Hate those fuckers.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: What's the deal? ()
Date: October 30, 2011 06:13PM

Speaking of DWA, and based on the last post, why is it hispanics are always crossing streets when the big fucking hand says "Don't Fucking Walk." The amount of hispanics killed or injured in pedestrian wrecks is shocking, feel free to deny this if you'd like. Do countries in Central and South America not have these, or is it culturally cool to just ignore safety signals? Just curious. Thanks. Gracias.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: 7-10 split ()
Date: October 30, 2011 07:32PM

" The amount of hispanics killed or injured in pedestrian wrecks is shocking"

my buddy works for the Fire Department, they call Rt 50 around Lohmanns and Seven Corners the bowling alley for all the hispanics getting knocked over like pins

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Thank god ()
Date: October 30, 2011 07:39PM

Hispanics are in it to win it. Asians carry full coverage and have that Moon dude as their attorney.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: hispanics = redskins ()
Date: October 30, 2011 07:49PM

Hispanics get run over like the cockroaches they are. the fuckers come here and think they can do as they please.
well, i probably would rather deal with the hispanics vs being a REDSKINS fan.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Brooklyn Split ()
Date: October 30, 2011 08:34PM

7-10 split Wrote:
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> " The amount of hispanics killed or injured in
> pedestrian wrecks is shocking"
>
> my buddy works for the Fire Department, they call
> Rt 50 around Lohmanns and Seven Corners the
> bowling alley for all the hispanics getting
> knocked over like pins


Crazy shit, kind of like those "Watch out for illegals" signs on Texas highways, with the mom, dad, and kiddo sillouhette. No sombrero's make it hard for everyone to see you. Please, if you are going to cross the street illegally, put on some reflective tape. Gracias Amigos!

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: He Is Delusional ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:15PM

Brooklyn Split Wrote:
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>
> Crazy shit, kind of like those "Watch out for
> illegals" signs on Texas highways, with the mom,
> dad, and kiddo sillouhette. No sombrero's make it
> hard for everyone to see you. Please, if you are
> going to cross the street illegally, put on some
> reflective tape. Gracias Amigos!

Yup!


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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Signs, Signs ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:44PM

Hilarious! We need those in Fairfax. As a warning to prevent future bowling accidents. And this would cut down perhaps on the bullshit of 1 for english, 2 for spanish on every fucking phone call I make, or the spanish writing on merchandise, or the ATM with that, oh and the cash registers(self checkout). What country is this???? A nation of enablers.

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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Prohibo ()
Date: October 30, 2011 09:46PM

For Fairfax, money well spent. Imagine the savings, with police, ambulance, firefighter response, and hospital trips! Install these Fairfax Co
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Re: Surviving Driving While Asian-A New Olympic Sport in Fairfax Co?
Posted by: Road King ()
Date: November 01, 2011 04:21PM

I've been curious about this myself. Same thing, nothing against anyone, it just seems to be a major thing. Maybe its the large Asian population in NOVA also, who knows.

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