Re: Shopping for Gifts for Female Friends
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Date: October 27, 2011 12:09PM
chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Several years ago, as a joke, and in a spectacular
> display of poor judgement, I gave every one of my
> female friends a copy of Tristan Taormino's
> "Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women" as a
> holiday gift.
>
> This was, as one might expect, a complete and
> total fucking disaster. I was called a "perverted
> creep" by one woman who I'd known for two decades,
> and another one's boyfriend threatened to kick my
> ass, (which was quite a credible threat, I should
> mention. I rarely left the house except to go to
> work for three months afterwards, and I developed
> a furtive, swiveling head movement while making
> sure he wasn't hiding somewhere outside, waiting
> for me.)
>
> All of them broke off their friendships with me
> within 6 months, and I've not talked to any of
> them for years now.
>
> So, if you're looking for a gag gift for your
> female friends, "The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex
> for Women" is now in its second edition.
That is too freakin' funny, thanks for sharing that story (no sarcasm here)!