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Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: SafeDrivers! ()
Date: October 24, 2011 05:57PM

We need to make public all the Mothers names that have been caught talking on their cellphones while driving! A "Cellphone Offenders Registry"

We need to keep our kids safe!

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: too narrow ()
Date: October 24, 2011 06:01PM

why just mothers? why not teenagers, people from new jersey, women in general, asian fathers, driving while distracted is dangerous for everyone.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: October 24, 2011 06:02PM

They could save a lot of time if they preemptively populated the list with all women, cab drivers, and those with Maryland license plates.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: Morgan ()
Date: October 25, 2011 11:28AM

While there are plenty of moms out there being idiots behind the wheel, they certainly don't have the corner on that market. Most of the time I see the phone idiots, it's some middle aged dude. Perhaps it's the having of kids that removes their brain cells and makes them think they really are better than everyone else.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 25, 2011 11:32AM

SafeDrivers! Wrote:
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> We need to make public all the Mothers names that
> have been caught talking on their cellphones while
> driving! A "Cellphone Offenders Registry"
>
> We need to keep our kids safe!


LOL. That's funny.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: slipstream ()
Date: October 25, 2011 11:48AM

Morgan Wrote:
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> While there are plenty of moms out there being
> idiots behind the wheel, they certainly don't have
> the corner on that market. Most of the time I see
> the phone idiots, it's some middle aged dude.


This is a stone-faced lie. Mothers absolutely have the cell-while-driving market cornered. I don't know who the fuck they need to talk to at 9 AM -- I guess other mothers on the road. Since I don't text or talk while driving I am able to be very observant. In my estimation 7 out of every 10 offenders is a woman between 30-45. For such a presumably righteous demographic they sure are hella inconsiderate and dangerous.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: How about dead beat dads ()
Date: October 25, 2011 09:24PM

Loser dads. They need to be counted for too.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: anaana87 ()
Date: October 25, 2011 11:02PM

Did someone have a bad incident with a mother or something? Relax-mothers aren't the only ones on their cells. Anyone can put a child in danger not just a mom on the phone. A man on his cell driving behind a mom who has a child in the car is someone who can cause an incident as well. Breath.

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Re: Registry for Mothers Caught on Cellphones While Driving
Posted by: He's Delusional ()
Date: October 26, 2011 01:08AM

I think we'll also need a separate database for Hispanic women, too. Man, I see an equal amount of them on their phones (if not more) than the mothers out on the roads with their cell phones.

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