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FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 21, 2011 12:53PM

So, I hear the schools are stopping the mile run because a small percentage of the little fat pussy ass kids can't do it. WTF school board. Maybe the little whining bitches and their parents should get out and do it a few times a week so it is not an issue one friggin time a year! Why don't you have a dress code and make all the kids wear skirts?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Knock out 5 ()
Date: October 21, 2011 01:27PM

This along with no tug of war or dodgeball. What?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Klepto ()
Date: October 21, 2011 01:46PM

WTF? I thought the kids could even walk if they couldn't do the entire mile running.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: October 21, 2011 01:58PM

Drill Sgt. Wrote:
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> So, I hear the schools are stopping the mile run
> because a small percentage of the little fat pussy
> ass kids can't do it. WTF school board. Maybe
> the little whining bitches and their parents
> should get out and do it a few times a week so it
> is not an issue one friggin time a year! Why
> don't you have a dress code and make all the kids
> wear skirts?

The chubbies need to run the mile. When the zombies come, the fat ones are the first to go.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: fatboyx ()
Date: October 21, 2011 02:44PM

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Walk don"t Run ()
Date: October 21, 2011 02:54PM

Our high school has the PE classes power walking instead of running! My son is totally embarrassed.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Parental Opinion ()
Date: October 21, 2011 05:01PM

Uh...where is this from - my daughter for sure is/has been doing mile runs.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 21, 2011 05:09PM

They should just go back to what we had to do in middle school - run for 12 minutes. Whether you made 3 laps or 1/3 it didn't matter. And you could walk.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Boot Camp for kids ()
Date: October 21, 2011 05:16PM

PE is outdated. I think we next to mix it up and get them to run.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 21, 2011 06:25PM

My 10 yr. old told me about it yesterday. He said they are doing away with it. What is this world coming to? When this generation is out on their own, god help them.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: more fat kids ()
Date: October 21, 2011 07:08PM

Yes this country is a nation of pussies. It used to be when the going got tough the tough got going. Now they just apply for a waiver and a reserved parking handicapped space.

Yeah I am an old fart but when I went to high school you could count the total number of fat kids on one hand. Now I wager it is 70% or more with weight issues.
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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Chip Chipperson ()
Date: October 21, 2011 07:25PM

So that's what the love child of George Lopez and the Michelin Man would look like.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Iron Chic ()
Date: October 21, 2011 07:41PM

Nothing is stopping you from making your kid go run around before or after school. Stop relying on the government to raise your kid for you.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 21, 2011 08:15PM

Iron Chic Wrote:
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> Nothing is stopping you from making your kid go
> run around before or after school. Stop relying on
> the government to raise your kid for you.

My kids are fit. I just dont your fat little fuck falling off the monkey bars (before they take them away too) squashing anybody. And, I don't want my health care to pay for their fat diseases.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: the truth hurts ()
Date: October 21, 2011 08:45PM

Drill Sgt. Wrote:
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> Iron Chic Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nothing is stopping you from making your kid go
> > run around before or after school. Stop relying
> on
> > the government to raise your kid for you.
>
> My kids are fit. I just dont your fat little fuck
> falling off the monkey bars (before they take them
> away too) squashing anybody. And, I don't want my
> health care to pay for their fat diseases.

+1

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: K.C. Faggot ()
Date: October 21, 2011 08:50PM

raising a bunch of kids who will go to wolf trap and dance around like a bunch of kansas city faggots.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Dumb ()
Date: October 21, 2011 09:06PM

This is a symptom of everything that is fucked up about the county. Schools abolish things like the mile and then everyone sits around and wonders why we have an obesity epidemic in this country. When I was a kid, I sucked at music...imagine if I had gone home and told my parents that it hurt my self esteem not to be first chair ; if my parents had gone in and asked to put me in first chair, the music teacher would have laughed his ass off and then told my parents to go fuck themselves. Now, I would have a fighting chance at becoming first chair despite the fact that I sucked.
No child left behind is the worst thing that happened in education. It makes teachers teach to the dipshits and forces the inane idea that all kids are equal at everything upon the schools. SOme kids NEED to be left behind, some kids are worthlesss, some kids CAN'T be motivated... and if some fat little fuck can't run the mile, maybe he should fail and get motivated to do better rather than learning that his whining douchey parents can get the world to change for them until they are 18

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Link? ()
Date: October 21, 2011 09:58PM

Drill Sgt. Wrote:
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> So, I hear the schools are stopping the mile run
> because a small percentage of the little fat pussy
> ass kids can't do it. WTF school board. Maybe
> the little whining bitches and their parents
> should get out and do it a few times a week so it
> is not an issue one friggin time a year! Why
> don't you have a dress code and make all the kids
> wear skirts?

Not that your 10 year old isn't right, but do you have a link or some other source?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:12PM

No link, but he says his P.E. teacher told them.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: just sad ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:27PM

It's not the same for the kids today. the rules have changed, and yes, for the worst.
This generation is the worst.They can't live without sucking off the money tit from the parents. living in nice homes with parents spending all they make thinking their kid is the best when in fact he/she is going to fail in life and be a nova pussy, while they are rude and shitty people who ride in their BMW.

Fuck this area!

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: logicaldog ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:00AM

Well for all of the idiots who want it to be "like the good old days", we never had to run a specific distance, you ran for a period of time, or walked or whatever...for moron, drill sargeant- try going to school now, which you probably never finished with your crappy attitude. It is MUCH harder now that when you didn't go to school...

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: October 22, 2011 09:26AM

The way I see it - if they can run and climb fences, they can outrun cops.

FCPS, thank you for not preparing our kids for a life of crime.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: October 22, 2011 11:00AM

The problem isn't the school's rules, the problem is the parents expecting the schools to cover every damn thing your kid should know or do. You had the kid, raise it. Teach it and stop whining about what other people aren't doing for you.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 22, 2011 03:28PM

logicaldog Wrote:
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> Well for all of the idiots who want it to be "like
> the good old days", we never had to run a specific
> distance, you ran for a period of time, or walked
> or whatever...for moron, drill sargeant- try going
> to school now, which you probably never finished
> with your crappy attitude. It is MUCH harder now
> that when you didn't go to school...

You must have gone to a school with dirt floors panty waste! When I was in school we had the presidential fitness awards and everybody strived to receive it, male and female. We DID have the mile run, sit ups, pull ups and the girls did the flex arm hang. Now we have the bitches (male and female) that dont even particpate in gym class. My attitude is one of a proud American. There is no way school is harder now than it was, there is no pride in todays kids. Look at their dress..WTF! underwear showing, tits and twats hanging out, and boys in skinny leg jeans...no they aren't pussies. You are the one that needs to lose your EMO fucking attitued hippie freak. Remember when men were men, or maybe you have two moms, so I get your pansy attitude. Time for our kids to MAN up! Fuck all this political correctness shit. Call a spade a spade and have a back bone!

So logicaldog go sit and play your video games or whatever Nancy boys do. I hope you are not a parent.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: they have a calling ()
Date: October 22, 2011 03:48PM

"They can't live without sucking off the money tit from the parents. living in nice homes with parents spending all they make thinking their kid is the best when in fact he/she is going to fail in life"

You mean like the OWS people?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: A questions ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:01PM

they have a calling Wrote:
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> "They can't live without sucking off the money tit
> from the parents. living in nice homes with
> parents spending all they make thinking their kid
> is the best when in fact he/she is going to fail
> in life"
>
> You mean like the OWS people?


Who are OWS people?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: it is ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:10PM

Occupy wall street i.e. spoiled brats still living off others and expect it to be that way for life

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: find a gym ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:42PM

Are you saying that the fat,bench warmer kid on the soccer team shouldnt get the same trophy as the one who scored all year long? My kids were far from being star athletes but those soccer parties wanted to make me throw up. Our society has convinced kids to to do the minimum and settle for mediocrity.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Ummmm, yeah. ()
Date: October 22, 2011 05:59PM

About that.

Are many of us who read FFU are not the same ones who went to school 30+ years ago and were bitch-slapped by our parents if they got a call from school with news of bad behavior or, God forbid, an "F" was brought home? Many of us have ended up just fine.

And are we not parents ourselves now? What has happened in the 20 - 30 years since? I understand about NCLB at and all, but I gave us more credit than blaming the NCLB law. Our parents didn't blame school for shit. Now that we are parents, we blame everyone but the kids we raise(d), and we sure as hell don't blame ourselves at all.

Sadly I can't take credit for the above opinion. My neighbor and I were talking last night and she voiced her opinion. Wait - that's OK, I'll take the credit anyway, UNLESS many find the opinion asinine. In that case, it was all her idea!

Doesn’t THAT ring a bell?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 22, 2011 07:51PM

Ummmm, yeah. Wrote:
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> About that.
>
> Are many of us who read FFU are not the same ones
> who went to school 30+ years ago and were
> bitch-slapped by our parents if they got a call
> from school with news of bad behavior or, God
> forbid, an "F" was brought home? Many of us have
> ended up just fine.
>
> And are we not parents ourselves now? What has
> happened in the 20 - 30 years since? I understand
> about NCLB at and all, but I gave us more credit
> than blaming the NCLB law. Our parents didn't
> blame school for shit. Now that we are parents,
> we blame everyone but the kids we raise(d), and we
> sure as hell don't blame ourselves at all.


I've often thought about this very thing as I look at these fucking helicopter parents who want everything done for their precious snowflake, but yet do nothing themselves but bitch and complain that it's not enough and everything wrong is everyone else's fault. I couldn't be a teacher in today's society. I'd be fired by telling these people that they are doing a grave injustice to their children by not preparing them that the world is tough, the world is not fair, the world isn't going to bend for their children, and above all...to go fuck themselves.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: logicaldog ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:09PM

Hey moron (drill sergeant) they still have the presidential fitness award, I bet that was the only award you got, try academics next time

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: You schooled him ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:15PM

logicaldog Wrote:
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> Hey moron (drill sergeant) they still have the
> presidential fitness award, I bet that was the
> only award you got, try academics next time

Awesome put down logicaldog. Way to put the sergeant in his place. We’ll never hear from him again!

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: wtf ()
Date: October 22, 2011 08:16PM

THey should make fat kids go to alternative schools, with all the other scum students

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: NOVAman ()
Date: October 22, 2011 09:17PM

I knew the P.E program was losing it when they banned kickball at our school a few years back. Just wait, in five years all football programs will become flag football, no tackling..........

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Date: October 22, 2011 11:49PM

logicaldog Wrote:
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> Hey moron (drill sergeant) they still have the
> presidential fitness award, I bet that was the
> only award you got, try academics next time

Jesus H Christ...
Fuck academics! Hey brainiac, you are missing the point. Society is fucked up! And your type is just sitting at home doing not a god damn thing. You must be the parent of one of the chubbies that cries when they have to do the run. I can hear you now, "it's ok little fat bottom, you are better at 3rd grade math." Aca-fucking-demics....WTF...wont do you a bit of good when your fat ass is diabetic or dead from heart disease before you have found your calling dip shit.

And as a matter of fact I didn't get the fitness award, but, I didn't go home crying to my folks that it wasn't fair.

When you get done eating your fried twinkie hit me back...K?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2011 11:52PM by Richard Kuklinski.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: What??? ()
Date: October 23, 2011 07:35AM

Knock out 5 Wrote:
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> This along with no tug of war or dodgeball. What?




They got rid of tug o' war??? Are you serious? Damn, I used to love that game. If you lost, you had to suck it up and say "shit, those guys are stronger than us".

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Not A Fan ()
Date: October 23, 2011 08:20AM

logicaldog, you are way out matched, you have no logic. Crawl back in your cave. You are missing the point.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: monkey bars off limits ()
Date: October 23, 2011 09:25AM

My son is in second grade and he told me the monkey bars are off limits. WTF! One kid broke his arm five years ago so now only older kids are allowed on the monkey bars.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 23, 2011 09:31AM

monkey bars off limits Wrote:
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> My son is in second grade and he told me the
> monkey bars are off limits. WTF! One kid broke his
> arm five years ago so now only older kids are
> allowed on the monkey bars.

I wonder that is a school policy or county wide?

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: you are idiots ()
Date: October 23, 2011 09:56AM

try reading a book, you obviously don't have a balanced life, there is physical, emotional and intellectual, kids need all three, its not like you check off one and you are done, they still have to run a mile (we didn't), you just like to whine and feel good about yourselves...

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Ih8whiners ()
Date: October 23, 2011 11:09AM

Anything and everything that was once accpetable in school is getting eliminated or made PC. Robinson HS just made Senior superlatives a supplement to the yearbook that will need to be purchased and then mailed to your child's house at the end of summer. Votes for the superlatives are to be secret?? God forbid that little Susie or Johnny come home crying because they weren't voted best smile.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Drill Sgt. ()
Date: October 24, 2011 08:20PM

So...it is true the monkey bars are off limit to K-4 at our E.S too. So maybe this is probably a county wide policy.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 24, 2011 08:35PM

Our enemies need to take a long term view. Wait 20 years to invade, because by then our army is going to be made up of a bunch of pussy faggots who will cry to their mommies when the shit hits the fan.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: marshmallow nation ()
Date: October 24, 2011 08:35PM

Proably why most kids nowadays have the upper body strength of a jellyfish.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: LOL! ()
Date: October 24, 2011 08:41PM

Jellyfish arms. LOL! So true. When my kids are a pain in the ass I make them give me twenty. I do it with them to make it fun. No jellyfish arms here.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Near George Mason ()
Date: October 25, 2011 06:45PM

They don't want strong kids in school because they will go after the teachers or turn into bullies. Strong kids will not swallow the government crap. So keep em weak and then let them line up for Obama's government handouts.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: Zeke Taybart ()
Date: October 25, 2011 07:10PM

Need to incorporate P90X or Zumba into PE for some of these youngsters.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: and yet another ()
Date: November 05, 2011 09:48PM

My 5th grader @ UMES tells me today that they are not allowed to play 2 hand touch anymore because a kid broke his pinky fingure.

Enough is enough....let kids be kids. How about the kid that broke his finger is not allowed to play anymore?

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Re: P90x
Posted by: PEtchr ()
Date: November 05, 2011 10:23PM

P90x is being done in many high schools right now. What a great tool it is too!

You want Touch Football, Dodge ball, Rope Climbing, etc back in PE? Then do exactly the same thing as what was done to get rid of those things:

Have a large group of parents get together a petition with many, many signatures stating YOU want your kids to get more out of PE than learning the value of good nutrition (good information to know, but...) and history of Tennis, etc. You want them to learn the physical skills necessary for daily survival, if it’s ever needed. For example:

Make sure each student is learning how, and can, to do at least (1) pull-up

Take them outside when it is very cold outside so they can get acclimated to the weather so when they do go outside in the snow they won’t have an asthma attack from the cold air. Very rarely do kids play outside in the cold, UNLESS there is a good snow.

The same applies to the September heat. Rarely do they play outside in very hot weather. Then, when school starts, they fall-out when they start running for PE. Oooooph.

Our kids are very “soft”. While academics are extremely important, it won’t mean a damn thing if your kids are dead at 35 years of age from a Stroke, Heart Disease, complications from Diabetes, etc.

Only you guys can bring change about.

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Posted by: PEtchr ()
Date: November 05, 2011 10:24PM

P90x is being done in many high schools right now. What a great tool it is too!

You want Touch Football, Dodge ball, Rope Climbing, etc back in PE? Then do exactly the same thing as what was done to get rid of those things:

Have a large group of parents get together a petition with many, many signatures stating YOU want your kids to get more out of PE than learning the value of good nutrition (good information to know, but...) and history of Tennis, etc. You want them to learn the physical skills necessary for daily survival, if it’s ever needed. For example:

Make sure each student is learning how, and can, to do at least (1) pull-up

Take them outside when it is very cold outside so they can get acclimated to the weather so when they do go outside in the snow they won’t have an asthma attack from the cold air. Very rarely do kids play outside in the cold, UNLESS there is a good snow.

The same applies to the September heat. Rarely do they play outside in very hot weather. Then, when school starts, they fall-out when they start running for PE. Oooooph.

Our kids are very “soft”. While academics are extremely important, it won’t mean a damn thing if your kids are dead at 35 years of age from a Stroke, Heart Disease, complications from Diabetes, etc.

Only you guys can bring change about.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: g.g allin ()
Date: November 05, 2011 10:34PM

fuckin weak people in this area..fuck you all.
nothing but McMansion kids who will be living at home at age 30, fucking a flesh light.

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: bite it u scum ()
Date: November 05, 2011 10:38PM

I love you GG

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: you are idiots ()
Date: November 06, 2011 10:32AM

yea GG didn't have much academics tho clearly not a problem for him..

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Re: FCPS Making Your Kids Pussies
Posted by: here's the answer! ()
Date: November 06, 2011 10:48AM

Just do away with recess all together....jeez S.B.

This is really getting out of control. If a bus has an accident somewhere in the county will transportation to and from school be stopped? These kids are not doing back lot stunts....let them play!

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