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Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Evan ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:22PM

Just driving down 28 South, as soon as I pass Dulles Airport, gay old dude comes driving next to me for about a mile. He rolls his window down and pulls a condom out and waves it, I was like WTF... I didn't know how to react but ended up giving him the finger. He kept waving it around like it was going to change my mind but I kept giving him the finger. Gay mother fucker ends up following me almost home until I stopped dead in traffic. I was going to get out of my car and punch him in the face because he was getting very vulgar. I rolled my window down and told him to fuck off or I'd report him... it really pissed me off but I decided to compose myself. Every lane I switched into he switched into. Every turn I took, he took. I wrote the plate down on a piece of paper but I lost it. The car he drives is a rental from Chevy in Warrenton, there's a sticker on his back window. It is Silver, 2010 Model Year, 5 Spoke Chrome RIMS. BE AWARE THIS FAGGOT WILL FOLLOW YOU HOME.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: ????? ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:25PM

so did u change your mind?

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: URATeebagger ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:29PM

Evan Wrote:
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> I wrote the plate down on a piece of paper but I
> lost it.

Yeah, right. What'd he do? Cheat on you?

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:35PM

Report all suspicious homosexuals to the Department of Homosexual Security.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: E ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:37PM

I don't like gay people.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Creepers ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:42PM

Evan Wrote:
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> Just driving down 28 South, as soon as I pass
> Dulles Airport, gay old dude comes driving next to
> me for about a mile. He rolls his window down and
> pulls a condom out and waves it, I was like WTF...
> I didn't know how to react but ended up giving him
> the finger. He kept waving it around like it was
> going to change my mind but I kept giving him the
> finger. Gay mother fucker ends up following me
> almost home until I stopped dead in traffic. I was
> going to get out of my car and punch him in the
> face because he was getting very vulgar. I rolled
> my window down and told him to fuck off or I'd
> report him... it really pissed me off but I
> decided to compose myself. Every lane I switched
> into he switched into. Every turn I took, he took.
> I wrote the plate down on a piece of paper but I
> lost it. The car he drives is a rental from Chevy
> in Warrenton, there's a sticker on his back
> window. It is Silver, 2010 Model Year, 5 Spoke
> Chrome RIMS. BE AWARE THIS FAGGOT WILL FOLLOW YOU
> HOME.

You need to contact the State Police or the Town of Warrenton and report this. In this case, because he's traversing county lines, you'd be wasting your time calling Loudoun or Fairfax at this point.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Google Santorum ()
Date: October 20, 2011 04:57PM

Those god damn homosexuals. A straight man would NEVER do something like this to a woman... well, not unless she was alone and he had all his buddies with him.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: George ()
Date: October 20, 2011 05:02PM

What do you suppose they would do about this? Put out an APB? And when they find him? Charge him with what, exactly? I'm pretty sure that making someone feel uncomfortable isn't illegal, even in the Commonwealth.

OP, seriously dude? Call the police? I thought the "faggots" were the wimpy ones.

Creepers Wrote:
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> You need to contact the State Police or the Town
> of Warrenton and report this. In this case,
> because he's traversing county lines, you'd be
> wasting your time calling Loudoun or Fairfax at
> this point.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Haterz ()
Date: October 20, 2011 05:07PM

George Wrote:
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> What do you suppose they would do about this? Put
> out an APB? And when they find him? Charge him
> with what, exactly? I'm pretty sure that making
> someone feel uncomfortable isn't illegal, even in
> the Commonwealth.
>
> OP, seriously dude? Call the police? I thought the
> "faggots" were the wimpy ones.
>
> Creepers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You need to contact the State Police or the
> Town
> > of Warrenton and report this. In this case,
> > because he's traversing county lines, you'd be
> > wasting your time calling Loudoun or Fairfax at
> > this point.

They can charge him with various misdemeanors. I think the point Creepers was trying to make is that this guy could do this to someone else.

PS: George why are you so fucking stupid???

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: The Gay Guy ()
Date: October 20, 2011 05:25PM

Evan Wrote:
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> Just driving down 28 South, as soon as I pass
> Dulles Airport, gay old dude comes driving next to
> me for about a mile. He rolls his window down and
> pulls a condom out and waves it, I was like WTF...
> I didn't know how to react but ended up giving him
> the finger. He kept waving it around like it was
> going to change my mind but I kept giving him the
> finger. Gay mother fucker ends up following me
> almost home until I stopped dead in traffic. I was
> going to get out of my car and punch him in the
> face because he was getting very vulgar. I rolled
> my window down and told him to fuck off or I'd
> report him... it really pissed me off but I
> decided to compose myself. Every lane I switched
> into he switched into. Every turn I took, he took.
> I wrote the plate down on a piece of paper but I
> lost it. The car he drives is a rental from Chevy
> in Warrenton, there's a sticker on his back
> window. It is Silver, 2010 Model Year, 5 Spoke
> Chrome RIMS. BE AWARE THIS FAGGOT WILL FOLLOW YOU
> HOME.

Don't look so sexy next time.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Save your energy ()
Date: October 20, 2011 05:50PM

Creepers Wrote:
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> You need to contact the State Police or the Town
> of Warrenton and report this. In this case,
> because he's traversing county lines, you'd be
> wasting your time calling Loudoun or Fairfax at
> this point.


Why would you do that when you could post this on FFU?

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: rt 28 ()
Date: October 20, 2011 06:01PM

guy must be a redskins fan.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Evan ()
Date: October 20, 2011 07:49PM

Im a skins fan.. Problem? and I put this out there for everyone else. judging by his behavior id take a wild guess he would follow kids home. I put out a report just now. And I'll try not to look so sexy next time ;)

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 20, 2011 07:54PM

Maybe you just dropped something that looked condom like and he was just tryin to be a good samaritan and give it back to you

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: robon ()
Date: October 20, 2011 08:06PM

ask for a new condom or better yet. bring your own one

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Fred ()
Date: October 20, 2011 08:56PM

Barney Frank has really gotten desparate

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Zagnut ()
Date: October 20, 2011 09:20PM

Maybe he's a old redneck guy who's taunting you because he thinks you're gay.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: sonny g ()
Date: October 20, 2011 09:44PM

Redskins fan makes more sense.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Bill w ()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:30AM

Likely a Congressman.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: hoocoodanode ()
Date: October 21, 2011 07:03PM

Evan Wrote:
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> Just driving down 28 South, as soon as I pass
> Dulles Airport, gay old dude comes driving next to
> me for about a mile. He rolls his window down and
> pulls a condom out and waves it, I was like WTF...
> I didn't know how to react but ended up giving him
> the finger.

Pause.


> going to change my mind but I kept giving him the
> finger.

Pause.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: Skrau ()
Date: October 21, 2011 08:06PM

Stephen Kraus was an 11-year-old who lived near Vienna-Fairfax-GMU station. One Saturday morning in 2004, his mother sent him to Safeway to pick up milk for breakfast.

As Stephen walked along Nutley Street, he was approached by a man driving a white van.

"Hey, kid," said the man in the van, rolling down the window. "Excuse me. Have you got a minute?"

Stephen Kraus looked at the sidewalk and started walking more quickly. The van followed behind until Stephen entered the store. Then he accelerated, turned right and sped away.

When Stephen Kraus came out of the store, the van was back. It was waiting for him across the road.

The driver was crossing the quiet street. He said, "Kid – what's your name?"

"Stephen."

"Stephen what?"

"Stephen Kraus."

"Right. I thought it must be you."

"Why?" said Stephen Kraus.

"I'm sorry, there's been an accident."

"What kind of accident?"

"You'd better come with me."

The man was breathing strangely. When Stephen hesitated, the man licked his lips and said, "I've been sent to take you to your Mom. You'd better get in."

"That's all right, thanks," said Stephen Kraus.

"Your Mom might die," said the man, trying to lead Stephen Kraus by the elbow. "You'd better hurry up."

"That's all right, thanks," said Stephen Kraus again. He politely tried to shake off the man's rigid hold.

"You'll get me in trouble if I go back without you," said the man. "The police sent me to get you. You'll get us both in really bad trouble."

Stephen Kraus didn't speak. He just pushed on. In one hand, he had a plastic bag containing a carton of 1% milk.

The man grabbed Stephen Kraus's shoulder, trying to turn him around and force-march him to the van.

Stephen Kraus tried to run, but the man's grip was too strong. The man began to hustle Stephen Kraus to the van, half-carrying him.

Stephen Kraus wanted to shout out, but he was too embarrassed. He knew you shouldn't shout at grown-ups, no matter what they were doing. He was a very well brought-up child.

A cashier called Patrick Lariat was watching all this from behind the window of the Safeway. He saw the man try to scoop up the skinny little boy and carry him to the van that was parked on the corner. Mr. Lariat could see smoke coming from the van's tail pipe. The man had left the engine running.

Mr. Lariat took up a baseball bat he kept under the counter. The handle was wrapped in gray duct tape. He ran out of the store.

Mr. Lariat called out, "You! Mister! Hey, you! Van man!"

The man let go of Stephen Kraus.

Stephen Kraus dropped his bag and ran. He ran all the way home.

Mr. Lariat ran to the van, wielding the baseball bat and roaring at the driver.

Mr. Lariat got there just in time to whack the man across the shoulders with the bat. He tried to wrestle the man to the ground, but the man – in a panic – bit down on Mr. Lariat's cheek and then his ear.

Bleeding, Mr. Lariat was nevertheless still able to smash one of the van's brake lights before the man pulled away.

Mr. Lariat stumbled back to the store, clutching at his bleeding face. First he called the police. Then he had a heart attack.

That night, on the local news, the police made an appeal for witnesses.

The man who tried to abduct Stephen Kraus was never caught.

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Re: Homosexual/Suspicious older guy in Rental Chevy Malibu
Posted by: jorge. ()
Date: October 23, 2011 02:12PM

Skrau, great post, but please try to stay on topic.

Thanks.

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