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You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Pandora ()
Date: October 18, 2011 11:02PM

- You start hoping for three when you are in the opponent's red zone.
- Your starting quarterback is someone else's cut back up.
- Preseason wins mean something to you.
- You had a mullet that was cool back when the Redskins were last successful
- the name "Gibbs" still elicits a Pavlovian response
- You long for the RFK days- the worst stadium in the league back when the Redskins were good- and hate the Fed Ex Field days- the worst field in the NFL currently.
- The phrase "You look just like a hog" is a good thing
-"The Smurfs" incite nostalgia
- A diesel horn gets you excited
More?

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WSHS grad
Posted by: Wardinski ()
Date: October 18, 2011 11:10PM

What a failure as a principal and as a man. Are you "sick" again you pussy? Always remember that you are a failure= no other way to look at it. You failed. You are a disgrace. Wimpy, pathetic people like you aren't meant to be leaders. You have always been a joke. We all laughed at you in PAW's pals...lol. What a tool you are.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: beavis ()
Date: October 18, 2011 11:11PM

-You wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and say.." I need to go to the doctor and say i suck.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: huh ()
Date: October 18, 2011 11:12PM

I am drunker than I thought

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 18, 2011 11:20PM

You regularly visit this thread,,,

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/663842.html
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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: October 19, 2011 12:31AM

You turn down offers for free tickets several times a year cause you never have fun going to the stadium.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Skins ()
Date: October 19, 2011 01:03AM

-You get all excited every year, thinking "this year’s gonna be different"…but it NEVER is…

-You watch teams with franchise QBs and are envious

-You have a friend/family member that is a Cowboys fan who never has even been to fucking Dallas

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Poopstick got it right... ()
Date: October 19, 2011 01:29AM

poopstick Wrote:
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> You turn down offers for free tickets several
> times a year cause you never have fun going to the
> stadium.


This is exactly why (compounded by two decades of non-competitive teams), I don't think I will ever be a true Redskins' fan again!

FedEx Field for Redskins' games = Total FAIL

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hehe ()
Date: October 19, 2011 06:07AM

LOL Skins suck. Maybe next near!!
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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: October 19, 2011 06:29AM

They sell out their games are they are broadcast locally.

Many are in it for the money and they're winning.

I'll call them a total failure during the first local blackout.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Sammy Baugh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:07AM

You absently leave 2 tickets sitting on the dash of your car and upon returning you find someone has broken your windshield and left 2 more.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: October 19, 2011 07:25AM

Skins Wrote:
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> -You get all excited every year, thinking "this
> year’s gonna be different"…but it NEVER is…

This is the main thing that separates Redskins fans from the rest -- an abnormal tendency to be all excited every year that a Super Bowl is imminent. You won't find this kind of senseless optimism in any other city. It's both bizarre and fun to watch. :-)

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Sammy Baugh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 08:39AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Skins Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > -You get all excited every year, thinking "this
> > year’s gonna be different"…but it NEVER
> is…
>
> You won't find this kind of senseless
> optimism in any other city. It's both bizarre and
> fun to watch. :-)

South Bend, Indiana has a slight edge here...

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: October 19, 2011 08:42AM

Sammy Baugh Wrote:
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> You absently leave 2 tickets sitting on the dash
> of your car and upon returning you find someone
> has broken your windshield and left 2 more.


Lol. Now that's funny.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 19, 2011 09:08AM

This team will never be good as long as Danny Boy owns them. How many times do fans have to be kicked in the balls by this asshole to realize this simple fact?

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:36AM

Sammy Baugh Wrote:
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> South Bend, Indiana has a slight edge here...

You have a point there, though I blame that on the media wanting/expecting Notre Dame to be awesome every year. The fans get suckered in.

Redskins fans, however, create the fantasy themselves. :-)

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Sammy Baugh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:53AM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Sammy Baugh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > South Bend, Indiana has a slight edge here...
>
> You have a point there, though I blame that on the
> media wanting/expecting Notre Dame to be awesome
> every year. The fans get suckered in.
>
> Redskins fans, however, create the fantasy
> themselves. :-)

Duke basketball fans, FTW?

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: October 19, 2011 12:20PM

Sammy Baugh Wrote:
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> Duke basketball fans, FTW?

Yeah, it's hard to say. Duke is a lot more successful than the Redskins. They're just playoff chokers, like the Caps.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: snowdenscold ()
Date: October 19, 2011 01:27PM

Sammy Baugh Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sammy Baugh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > South Bend, Indiana has a slight edge here...
> >
> > You have a point there, though I blame that on
> the
> > media wanting/expecting Notre Dame to be
> awesome
> > every year. The fans get suckered in.
> >
> > Redskins fans, however, create the fantasy
> > themselves. :-)
>
> Duke basketball fans, FTW?

I'll admit to that one. Though, to our credit, we actually did win a championship just 18 months ago.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 19, 2011 01:41PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Sammy Baugh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Duke basketball fans, FTW?
>
> Yeah, it's hard to say. Duke is a lot more
> successful than the Redskins. They're just playoff
> chokers, like the Caps.


Duke has won four national titles in the past 20 years and at least made it to the finals several times to choke in the first place. Where the fuck have the Skins been for two decades?

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Sammy Baugh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 01:52PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Kilton Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sammy Baugh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Duke basketball fans, FTW?
> >
> > Yeah, it's hard to say. Duke is a lot more
> > successful than the Redskins. They're just
> playoff
> > chokers, like the Caps.
>
>
> Duke has won four national titles in the past 20
> years and at least made it to the finals several
> times to choke in the first place. Where the fuck
> have the Skins been for two decades?

Fine...sorry there, Dookie...

Notre Dame Football
Redskins
Duke Basketball

Your team is now #3 in the "senseless option" category. Congrats.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 19, 2011 02:04PM

Sammy Baugh Wrote:
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>
> Fine...sorry there, Dookie...
>
> Notre Dame Football
> Redskins
> Duke Basketball
>
> Your team is now #3 in the "senseless option"
> category. Congrats.

I didn't go to Duke and I'm not a fan of college hoops, much less the Blue Devils. I'm merely pointing out a fact.

And, yes, I agree wholeheartedly on Notre Dame. At the same time, it's idiotic to compare a storied basketball program headed by a Hall of Fame coach that just won a National Championship to two fucked up football teams that keep living in the past.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Sammy Baugh ()
Date: October 19, 2011 02:10PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Sammy Baugh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Fine...sorry there, Dookie...
> >
> > Notre Dame Football
> > Redskins
> > Duke Basketball
> >
> > Your team is now #3 in the "senseless option"
> > category. Congrats.
>
> I didn't go to Duke and I'm not a fan of college
> hoops, much less the Blue Devils. I'm merely
> pointing out a fact.
>
> And, yes, I agree wholeheartedly on Notre Dame. At
> the same time, it's idiotic to compare a storied
> basketball program headed by a Hall of Fame coach
> that just won a National Championship to two
> fucked up football teams that keep living in the
> past.

(sigh) I don't care if you went there or not...

Notre Dame football
Redskins
(No Duke basketball anywhere on my "authoritative list" now, ok)

Now will you go away?

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Sonny J. ()
Date: October 19, 2011 04:10PM

McNabb - The Eagles knew what they were doing when they traded him away. Danny thought he was smarter than the Eagles? Come on!

Rex this year. Are you joking?

Now a 30 year old scrub is starting who couldn't get any playing time with any other team. Let me say it now....he's going to suck.

Next year? A rookie QB or some washed up vet. They will suck again.

The next decade. More of the same.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 19, 2011 04:25PM

I think rookie QBs are way more prepared to start right out of school than they were in the past,,,

Plenty of teams have been having success with rookies in the last few years,,

Also, there's some young QBs backing up starters who may be available,,,Matt Flynn, Clausen etc, that may be able to move into a starter role,,,

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 19, 2011 09:42PM

You place all your apples in a Beck basket.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: 496 humor fail ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:00PM

496 Wrote:
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> You place all your apples in a Beck basket.


No snare, no high hat.


Crickets are chirping, though.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: fail team ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:39PM

This team suck. bottom line...So do the people who have dallas cowboy stickers or wear the shirts who have never been to dallas...Fuck this area.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Vince Lombardi ()
Date: October 19, 2011 10:51PM

You tell someone that Dan Snyder isn't such a bad guy after all.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: payday for dying players. ()
Date: October 20, 2011 12:19AM

tell dan synder..O-Qua Tangin Wann.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: crybaby ()
Date: October 20, 2011 06:49AM

You know you're a skins fan when:

You're so psychologically traumatized that you still hate your team despite a 3-2 record sitting alone in 2nd place above the cowboys and eagles in the nfc east.

you guys are pathetic. i'm not even a redskin fan but find it odd how low fan morale is. yeah grossman is average but he did make it to a superbowl, give him some credit. you also have this john beck guy who looks dangerous and brings energy to the offense. just keep your team in perspective by reminding yourself about the Jim Zorn era.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: slipping off the bandwagon ()
Date: October 20, 2011 08:15AM

You are a Redskins fan when,
In the 3rd. quarter and the Redskins are ahead, you sit there and wonder how they are going to lose this one.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Little Danny Boy ()
Date: October 20, 2011 08:22AM

You're a Redskins fan when you're happy to bend over for the dwarf Danny Boy Snyder and pay ridiculous prices for tickets, parking, beer, and roach-infested "foods".

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 20, 2011 05:06PM

You're already trying to figure out next years likely draft order,,,

And your team has a winning record!,,,


,,,at the moment



Ask Hatemotor @

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/663842.html

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An axe to grind, and a motor to hate,,,

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: washington sports suck. ()
Date: October 20, 2011 06:00PM

--When a guy in a rental chevy malibu chases you down 28 waving a condom.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 21, 2011 09:23PM

You feel bad about the team's name, but still buy the merch,,,,

Hey one day it'll be a collectors item,,,

Anybody got any stuff from Sambo's? ( you call it Denny's now,,,,)
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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 21, 2011 10:14PM

Your ass bleeds crimson and gold after Danny Boy is done fucking it for another season.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: F-this area ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:17PM

When you pay mega money to park, for tickets and a $9 dollar beer to watch a losing team.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:21PM

WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
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> Your ass bleeds crimson and gold after Danny Boy
> is done fucking it for another season.


Yeah, the gold in the crimson is the dead give away,,,,

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: RED SKINS FAN ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:22PM

When buy all the stuff in one of the many Redskin's stores at a local mall. YIKES!

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: RED SKINS FAN ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:22PM

Go to every single home game at RFK Stadium in South East, DC.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Red Skins #1 ()
Date: October 21, 2011 10:30PM

When you spell redskins..RED SKINS..

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 21, 2011 11:41PM

RED SKINS FAN Wrote:
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> Go to every single home game at RFK Stadium in
> South East, DC.


That's the DC United my foriegn friend,,,we're taliking about American football here,,,

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: October 22, 2011 10:13AM

Sammy Baugh Wrote:
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> You absently leave 2 tickets sitting on the dash
> of your car and upon returning you find someone
> has broken your windshield and left 2 more.


That joke is so old, it can vote.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: 500 team ()
Date: October 22, 2011 12:52PM

When you think that they will be better than a 500 team.

When you shell out all that money to see a team lose.

When you don't understand a team 50 miles up the road " ravens" will go to the superbowl.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Cho Seung Hui's older brother ()
Date: October 22, 2011 02:11PM

When your IQ is below the African continental average.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 22, 2011 02:20PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> WashingTone-Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Your ass bleeds crimson and gold after Danny
> Boy
> > is done fucking it for another season.
>
>
> Yeah, the gold in the crimson is the dead give
> away,,,,


Thank God it's not black and maroon. Then you'd have to call in a specialist.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Rick Rick ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:18PM

When you appreciate hearing Brian Mitchell or Lavar Arrington broadcast anything.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 22, 2011 04:25PM

wnrsm Wrote:
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> Sammy Baugh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You absently leave 2 tickets sitting on the
> dash
> > of your car and upon returning you find someone
> > has broken your windshield and left 2 more.
>
>
> That joke is so old, it can vote.


That joke is so old it voted for Eisenhower,,,
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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: JustAsBad ()
Date: October 23, 2011 10:13AM

> When you think that they will be better than a 500 team.

> When you shell out all that money to see a team lose.

I'll give you these two.

> When you don't understand a team 50 miles up the road "ravens" will go to the superbowl.

If you think that, you're just as bad as the `Skins fans.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 23, 2011 12:26PM

The Ravens are consistently good because the team has had owners that let the personnel people and coaches do their job without meddling. Danny Boy has Jerry Jones as his mentor.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: October 23, 2011 03:26PM

When you think they can come back from 10 down in the fourth Qtr,,,

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: October 23, 2011 07:46PM

When you quake in fear at the thought of playing a rookie quarterback.....

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: fail team ()
Date: October 23, 2011 08:29PM

When you think things will change..year..after year...after year...

when you lose to the panthers. you lose period...fail...fail...faill.

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Posted by: Fucking nasty ()
Date: October 23, 2011 09:47PM

Hatemotor Wrote:
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> You regularly visit this thread,,,
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/66
> 3842.html


Ewww. Is that a post-op tranny?

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Re: You know you are a Redskins' fan when:
Date: October 23, 2011 10:19PM

When you think the head coach isn't a complete fucking idiot for having two QBs no other teams want for your starters.

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