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New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: Chicho ()
Date: April 10, 2005 11:10PM

Hey, I was in Great Falls the other day and I found out that they have some rules that everyone should know before you go there. One of my favorites is
--If you drive a Mercedes or a BMW your allowed to follow behind someone at a one-way bridge.


I didn't know about this one, so when I was down there and I got mad about it, oh I was so embarrassed.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 10, 2005 11:25PM

a /sarcasm would be nice if you are being sacarstic, otherwise I would believe it.. the rich fucks in this area have little regard for the rest of us..

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: Cary ()
Date: April 11, 2005 01:15AM

Hahahaha. Chicho next time get their license plate number and post it here for us all to scorn.

For awhile I had a POS car that I was about to donate because it was dieing and wouldn't pass emissions. Having a junker made it a lot more fun to drive around because I would do things like brake-check tailgaters, half hoping they would hit me. I'd get insurance money and have the satisfaction of making them think twice next time they try to pull some dumb shit again. At a light it was also fun to floor it as soon as the light turned green when I knew two or three people would run the red.

Yeah, I'm an asshole. But only to people who are an asshole to me.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: shiteferbrainz ()
Date: April 11, 2005 04:38PM

I make it a point to f with any and all luxury vehicle drivers in Great Falls and Mclean. Please rear-end me cocksucker. Hopefully its some rich bitch that will offer a blowjob and some cash to keep me quiet.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: April 11, 2005 05:05PM

Doesn't that keep her quiet instead? Sorry.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 11, 2005 05:34PM

Cary Wrote:
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> Hahahaha. Chicho next time get their license
> plate number and post it here for us all to
> scorn.
>
> For awhile I had a POS car that I was about to
> donate because it was dieing and wouldn't pass
> emissions. Having a junker made it a lot more fun
> to drive around because I would do things like
> brake-check tailgaters, half hoping they would hit
> me. I'd get insurance money and have the
> satisfaction of making them think twice next time
> they try to pull some dumb shit again. At a light
> it was also fun to floor it as soon as the light
> turned green when I knew two or three people would
> run the red.
>
> Yeah, I'm an asshole. But only to people who are
> an asshole to me.

sounds like you're the asshole here


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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: ben ()
Date: April 11, 2005 06:56PM

> > Yeah, I'm an asshole. But only to people who
> are
> > an asshole to me.
>
> sounds like you're the asshole here
>

Are you blind?

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 11, 2005 07:22PM

yeah , im blind

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: dlee ()
Date: April 15, 2005 01:20PM

Cary Wrote:
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next time get their license plate number and post it here for us all to
scorn.



This reminds me of that thread from a while back where I proposed setting up an asshatdrivers.com


And MrDoctor is teh funny

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: rstidman ()
Date: April 15, 2005 05:38PM

I don't mean to be rude but

I AM THE ASSHOLE HERE

nobody shall steal my crown

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: MrDoctor ()
Date: April 15, 2005 05:46PM

lol

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: BMW Owner ()
Date: July 08, 2009 02:17PM

So what if I follow right behind the car in front of me. I paid more for my car and therefore paid more taxes. I consume more gasoline and am therefore paying more taxes there as well.

Simply put, I own more of that bridge than you do. Stay the fuck out of Great Falls before you get what's coming. Catch my drift?

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: July 08, 2009 02:30PM

Thanks for making a Lazarus out of this 4 year old thread. Ass.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 08, 2009 03:39PM

fuck Great Falls with a 4 yr old thread......

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: ITRADE ()
Date: July 08, 2009 03:46PM

2005 called, it wants its thread back.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: Rich ()
Date: July 08, 2009 04:15PM

Why is it always the poor fuckers that moan?

Anyway BMW and related drivers are actually looked down upon, its the maserati drivers and co who actually own the place.

What makes you think that anyone of us would give scum like you money to keep quiet?

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 08, 2009 04:19PM

Rich Wrote:
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> What makes you think that anyone of us would give
> scum like you money to keep quiet?

Because you have more to lose than we do.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: BMW Owner ()
Date: July 08, 2009 04:21PM

MrMephisto Wrote:
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> Rich Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > What makes you think that anyone of us would
> give
> > scum like you money to keep quiet?
>
> Because you have more to lose than we do.


I am a winner, and winners NEVER lose. Only losers, like you, lose. Got it? Good. Now back to the natural order of things.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: bdimag ()
Date: July 08, 2009 04:26PM

tihs thread reminds me of stupid

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: Fruppie ()
Date: July 08, 2009 05:10PM

bdimag Wrote:
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> tihs thread reminds me of stupid


That's stupid.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: Rich ()
Date: July 08, 2009 09:05PM

im so rich i type only one letter on a keyboard before throwing it away and using a new one, i don't care about the environment because i can BUY A FUCKING NEW ONE

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 08, 2009 10:47PM

Rich Wrote:
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> im so rich i type only one letter on a keyboard
> before throwing it away and using a new one, i
> don't care about the environment because i can BUY
> A FUCKING NEW ONE

Awesome.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: July 09, 2009 09:12AM

The #1 rule about Great Falls, NEVER TALK about Great Falls.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: MrMephisto ()
Date: July 09, 2009 12:50PM

496 Wrote:
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> The #1 rule about Great Falls, NEVER TALK about
> Great Falls.

That's also the second rule about Great Falls.

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13 4826 0948 82695 25847. Yes.

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Re: New Rule in Great Falls
Posted by: ThePackLeader ()
Date: July 09, 2009 08:21PM

Chicho Wrote:
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> Hey, I was in Great Falls the other day and I
> found out that they have some rules that everyone
> should know before you go there. One of my
> favorites is
> --If you drive a Mercedes or a BMW your allowed to
> follow behind someone at a one-way bridge.
>
>
> I didn't know about this one, so when I was down
> there and I got mad about it, oh I was so
> embarrassed.



Anyone who routinely travels those small bridges knows that you can pile 2 or 3 cars across at a time, so what's the big deal?

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