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Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Walt disney ()
Date: September 30, 2011 07:31AM

Was going down Waples Mill heading towards Oakton road intersection. I encountered 4 lil' fawns crossing the road at different points. I hit a big old buck a few years back so I'm paranoid about them things. Why they so active this time of year? How about some hunters with night vision goggles and a silencer

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Dead Varmits! ()
Date: September 30, 2011 07:51AM

You don't need night vision and a silencer. In my neighborhood all you need is some corn and a bat. The deer have no fear and walk right up to our doorstep to eat our plants. All these whiners who say "oh don't kill those poor helpless deer" obviously haven't hit one yet. With no natural preditors they breed out of control and then have to go searching for food in populated areas. Thin the population!

Oh, and squirrels suck this time of year too. Stupid buggers make it 3/4 across the road, then freak, reverse course and "splat", road pancake. Wife splattered one in our driveway, nice stain.

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: betterthanyoubitch ()
Date: September 30, 2011 08:39AM

I hit one of those fucks on Stringfellow in broad daylight last November. It's definitely that time of year now; be careful, people!

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: September 30, 2011 09:03AM

I hit a doe in my Corvette a few years ago. The deer did thousands of dollars damage. Deer 1 fiberglass 0

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 30, 2011 09:58AM

BigK Wrote:
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> I hit a doe in my Corvette a few years ago. The
> deer did thousands of dollars damage. Deer 1
> fiberglass 0


You're awesome

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Forrest Gump ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:00AM

No...I didn't even know we was LOOKIN' for him...

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Taylor ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:21AM

Yeah I hit him! That fucker was talking shit about my Girl. I tried to cool him out but he was all stoned and drunk as fuck. He called her a slutty whore and I hit that fucker right in his motha-fuckin' mouth. He went down like a ton of bricks! Teach that fucker to talk shit to me again, ya heard?

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Price ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:32AM

Not yet, but would

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:32AM

Cliftonite says - Its not if but when. I have hit 7 or 8 of them throughout the years. Sometimes they cause damage, sometimes I damage them.

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: I hit Bambi ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:42AM

Bow and arrow.

I love living on 6 acres.

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: jbalo ()
Date: September 30, 2011 12:40PM

it's only going to get worse. according to this article, there will be a shortage of acorns which will drive more deer out of the woods in search of food.

http://wtop.com/?nid=41&sid=2551915

i used to have one of those supposed deer repellant devices on my car until i hit a deer and it broke off.

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Bam Bam ()
Date: September 30, 2011 12:45PM

Man I wanna hit it, and quit it.

Bambi

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: More Complete ()
Date: September 30, 2011 03:45PM

No but I hit Barbi at the Lamb Center.

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Funny_Guy ()
Date: September 30, 2011 05:14PM


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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: Yucky23 ()
Date: September 30, 2011 10:42PM

LEAVE THE DEAR ALONE!

I LUVZ THEM!

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Re: Have you hit Bambi yet?
Posted by: obvious is obvious ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:05PM

BigK Wrote:
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> I hit a doe in my Corvette a few years ago. The
> deer did thousands of dollars damage. Deer 1
> fiberglass 0

[x] hidden brag



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/30/2011 11:07PM by obvious is obvious.

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