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A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: shortest straw ()
Date: September 29, 2011 01:56PM

COKAYNE JOSEPH H 26 09/25/2011 82-1-6[46.2-896] ACCIDENT: DRIVER NOT REPORT, PROPERTY DAMAG>$250 4650 DEERWATCH DR CHAN, CHANTILLY, VA 20151
COKAYNE JOSEPH H 26 09/25/2011 82-1-6[18.2-266] DWI: 2ND OFF W/IN 5Y - 10Y 4650 DEERWATCH DR CHAN, CHANTILLY, VA 20151
COKAYNE JOSEPH H 26 09/25/2011 82-1-6[18.2-268.3] DWI: REFUSAL OF BLOOD OR BREATH TEST, 1 OFF 4650 DEERWATCH DR CHAN, CHANTILLY, VA 20151

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 29, 2011 01:58PM

"DWI: 2ND OFF W/IN 5Y"



What a degenerate.

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 29, 2011 03:28PM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 12/07/2014 08:24PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: good track ()
Date: September 29, 2011 06:01PM


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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: two times ()
Date: September 29, 2011 06:02PM


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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Erik Klapton ()
Date: September 29, 2011 06:39PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> Any relation to Mr. Kevin Lee Cokayne, who
> famously said to a Fairfax County cop “I don’t
> see why you want to waste your time for an eighth
> of weed. It’s a misdemeanor.” thereby giving
> probable cause for the search warrant that led to
> his arrest for drug dealing and who was
> mercilessly mocked in this thread?
>
> I venture they are, which leads me to wonder if
> the other Mr. Cokayne, upon being stopped, said
> something like "I don't see why you want to waste
> your time, since I only had six beers before I got
> in my car."

Yep same address....brothers perhaps?

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Dipstick ()
Date: November 11, 2011 02:05PM

Blood brothers.

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Twofer ()
Date: April 01, 2012 10:24PM

Rap sheet

  Case # Defendant Hearing Date Hearing Time Charge Action
GC05206562-01 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 11/08/2005 12:00 AM VIOLATE CONDITION OF RELEASE  
GC05206587-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 01/18/2006 12:00 AM SALE, DISTRIBUTE MARIJUANA  
GC05215622-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 03/02/2006 12:00 AM POSSESSION MARIJUANA  
GC07117425-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 09/04/2007 09:30 AM PROFANE/THREATEN-PUBLIC AIRWAY  
GC07117426-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 09/04/2007 09:30 AM ENTER PROPERTY W/INT TO DAMAGE  
GC08150359-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 09/09/2008 09:25 AM POSSESS MARIJUANA, 1ST OFF  
GC09081502-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 05/15/2009 09:25 AM POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA  
GC11058424-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 06/29/2011 02:00 PM DISTRIB/PWI MARIJ >1/2 OZ-5LBS  
GC11058428-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 06/29/2011 02:00 PM DISTRIB/PWI MARIJ >1/2 OZ-5LBS  
GC11071542-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 06/29/2011 02:00 PM DISTRIB/PWI MARIJUANA <1/2 OZ Mark For Payment
 PAST DUE
GC12023943-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 03/05/2012 09:30 AM INDECENT EXPOSURE Mark For Payment
GC12023944-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 03/05/2012 09:30 AM DISORDERLY CONDUCT  
GC12023947-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 03/05/2012 09:30 AM PUBLIC SWEARING/INTOXICATION  
GT05089325-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 06/14/2005 12:00 AM RECKLESS DRIVING  
GT05245775-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 12/22/2005 12:00 AM NO REG. CARD/LIC IN POSSESSION  
GT06020617-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 02/21/2006 12:00 AM FOLLOWING TOO CLOSELY  
GT06020620-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 04/04/2006 12:00 AM NO DRIVER'S LICENSE  
GC04011122-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH H 03/25/2004 12:00 AM PUBLIC SWEARING/INTOXICATION  
GC03143280-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 10/15/2003 12:00 AM TRESPASS-CHURCH/SCHOOL PROP  
GC06023167-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPHb HENRY ARTHUR 03/15/2006 12:00 AM PUBLIC SWEARING/INTOXICATION  
GC11119000-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 07/26/2011 09:30 AM PUBLIC SWEARING/INTOXICATION  
GT05153882-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 10/12/2005 12:00 AM DWI, 1ST  
GT05153882-01 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 04/06/2006 12:00 AM ASAP NON-COMP  
GT05178881-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 09/29/2005 12:00 AM SAFETY BELT VIOLATION  
GT11201969-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 12/21/2011 09:30 AM DWI, 2ND W/I 5Y-10Y  
GT11201972-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 01/19/2012 09:30 AM FAIL STOP SCENE OF ACCIDENT  
GT11201974-00 COKAYNE, JOSEPH HENRY ARTHUR 12/21/2011 09:30 AM REFUSE BLOOD/BREATH, 2ND OFF Mark For Payment
 PAST DUE
GT10197633-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN 11/29/2010 09:30 AM RECKLE/20 MPH OVER LIMIT  
GT10197634-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN 11/29/2010 09:30 AM NO REG. CARD/LIC IN POSSESSION  
GT05023217-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 03/11/2005 12:00 AM 078/45 SPEEDING  
GT07161592-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 09/21/2007 09:30 AM EXPIRED STATE REGISTRATION  
GT07192695-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 10/10/2007 09:30 AM DRIVE THRU SAFETY ZONE  
GT07272602-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 01/29/2008 09:30 AM IMPROPER REGISTRATION  
GT09147118-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 08/07/2009 09:30 AM 043/25 SPEEDING  
GT10197633-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 11/29/2010 09:30 AM RECKLE/20 MPH OVER LIMIT  
GT10197634-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN L 11/29/2010 09:30 AM NO REG. CARD/LIC IN POSSESSION  
GC05206562-00 COKAYNE, KEVIN LEE 01/18/2006 12:00 AM SALE, DISTRIBUTE MARIJUANA  

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Anonym0us ()
Date: September 02, 2016 05:10PM

Just so you know, they arrested him outside the house, then pushed him back in the house, then pushed him down the stairs, then proceeded to hold him there until they got a warrant. The officers on site stated, and I quote, "we're not your regular police officers; we don't need warrants." Then they tried to trick another occupant into giving permission for a warrant, before I explained they needed to get one, and then they waited for their warrant like the regular chips they said they weren't.

If you believe everything cops say, you're uneducated.

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: average Fairfax citizen ()
Date: September 02, 2016 05:56PM

We pay the cop's to take out the trash. Some trash is nastier then other trash and needs special handling. Sometimes you get what you earn. If you want to be treated respectfully, don't become a social degenerate. No sympathy here.

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: llullzzzz ()
Date: September 02, 2016 06:08PM

eesh Wrote:
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> "DWI: 2ND OFF W/IN 5Y"
>
>
>
> What a degenerate.


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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Wtfsampson ()
Date: September 04, 2016 01:25AM

Who smiles for their mugshot? What a tool.maybe he thought the POlice would let him give him a rim job. Wait, what were talking about? Donald Trump is a shape shifting lizard passion!

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: An0nym0us ()
Date: September 11, 2016 07:23PM

average Fairfax citizen Wrote:
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> We pay the cop's to take out the trash. Some trash
> is nastier then other trash and needs special
> handling. Sometimes you get what you earn. If you
> want to be treated respectfully, don't become a
> social degenerate. No sympathy here.

Lol, our taxes pay them as civil servants, yes, but the law binds those who create it, and as such, the law should be followed by those who enforce it. "Special handling" that violates the law is not acceptable, unless you don't mind your rights being infringed upon or your liberties being taken from you.

Judging by your vernacular and under developed opinion, crafted from your second hand and unreliable information, on a subject you were not directly involved in, I would venture to say that you are too young or perhaps inept to comprehend the situation holistically.

Referring to a pothead as trash, simply for that reason, is a display of your naivete in the world you live. You yourself are flawed beyond reason, as we all are, to the point of absurdity; your behavioral choices are the reason your life revolves around depression, emptiness, and hollow ideals. By your same subjective standards, I could easily submit you to society as a contribution to the proliferation of society's "trash".


Thank you for your worthless contribution to a subject you aren't qualified to discuss; perhaps next time you can share your wisdom on something more up your alley, like gas station etiquette or how to efficiently order a sub at subway. Lol, cretin

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Toorichreally ()
Date: September 12, 2016 12:11AM

Lol. Looks like someone has a thesaurus. No, really, though. Thanks for the laughs. Nice words. Doesn't change a thing. This kid is retarded. Yes, cops are filthy disgusting worthless garbage. One thing doesn't cancel out the other. How long did it take you to craft that eloquent response in the defense of some degenerate? Don't you know not to feed the trolls? How old is this thread? Anything new on this winner? What new hilarious hijinks has he been up to? Anyone got new info or can we just have our laugh at this loser and move on to something more entertaining?

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: Itwasfunny ()
Date: September 12, 2016 12:32AM

It's only moderately funny. Like the daily show with noah. It's just kind of amusing but nothing too write home about.

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Re: A different kind of COKAYNE???
Posted by: An0nym0us ()
Date: September 20, 2016 07:53AM

Lol, I'm sure in your mind there must be some momentum/zing attached to that otherwise droll string of underhanded fragments and attempted sentences. Thanks for noticing the eloquence of my speech; it takes as long as it takes Google to translate voice to text, though I am not too shocked to learn that my spoken response is the highest level reading you've had in a while.

Don't expect me to jump at you full force; you're clearly not ready for that mental pressure, seeing as your defense mechanisms prohibit you from sound and unbiased judgement while your laziness in the pursuit of knowledge authorizes your curt, unfounded (and rather weak) slander. You're truly puerile, however, whether it's more in age or substance I cannot say.

You're basic argument is, once in trouble, condemned for life. I would counter, and quite confidently given your rudimentary rhetoric, that in your life, a pathetic underling like yourself is sure to have done things worse than smoking pot. Knowing this, you are also by your own statements a loser, a degenerate (and this time not just because your brain is slower than a Pentium2) and the rest of us perfect citizens should get a laugh out of you.

My God son, your wretched life must be so void of anything worthwhile if this is any source of laughs for you. I would implore you to do something else, but I'm site the rest of the world does just fine without you.

Guess you do belong here after all! Lol @ thesaurus, btw; if reading a book doesn't spike your brain's temperature by more then 3 degrees, I highly recommend it.

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