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Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:05PM

My boyfriend was looking for a limo service on cl and found this. Is this even legal?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/aos/2563640288.html

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: StupidQuestion ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:31PM

Lauren Wrote:
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> My boyfriend was looking for a limo service on cl
> and found this. Is this even legal?
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/aos/2563640
> 288.html


Obviously you're spamming to get the advertising on FU. But, I'll entertain your pointless question.

You should do the obvious and visit the website and read more, if you have further questions, consult with them directly:
http://www.saferideva.com/site/index.php

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:46PM

lol so im advertising their advertisement huh? i was just asking if its a legit business, obviously im not gonna call them and be like "hey, are you guys a legitimate business?"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:55PM

I don't understand why this would be illegal. You are hiring a designated driver.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:58PM

Cause they drive my car, while im drunk. Does that not sound sketchy to you?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 05:19PM

Alan Guevara aka DJ Lano is the owner of this business; seems to be based out of Woodbridge, or Hoodbridge as he likes to say on Myspace.

No wonder he spams this board so much, he needs the money that his shit job at Paper Moon doesn't pay.


http://www.myspace.com/79924162



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: September 05, 2011 05:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> This is just spam to generate talk and free
> advertisement about "Safe Ride." The guy who owns
> the business likes to use sock-puppets to support
> his business.
>
>
> Examples of previous Safe Ride spam:
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/628
> 828/628828.html#msg-628828
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/595
> 488/595488.html#msg-595488
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/495
> 431/495431.html#msg-495431
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/485
> 013/485013.html#msg-485013
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/6/483
> 477/483477.html#msg-483477
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/482
> 205/482205.html#msg-482205
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/417
> 056/417056.html#msg-417056


Thank you eesh!

Fuck you spammer. Go eat a bowl of dicks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ no more ()
Date: September 05, 2011 06:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alan Guevara aka DJ Lano is the owner of this
> business; seems to be based out of Woodbridge, or
> Hoodbridge as he likes to say on Myspace.
>
> No wonder he spams this board so much, he needs
> the money that his shit job at Paper Moon doesn't
> pay.
>
>
> http://www.myspace.com/79924162


Alan has not worked at Paper Moon for almost half a year. DJ's there actually make decent money there...enough to afford a new Mercedes SL 500.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 06:35PM

DJ no more Wrote:
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> Alan has not worked at Paper Moon for almost half
> a year. DJ's there actually make decent money
> there...enough to afford a new Mercedes SL 500.





Since Mercedes has not produced the SL500 since 2007 (replaced by SL550), it really isn't a new car, is it? Let me guess, Alan/you bought it from one of those "buy here pay here" used car lots.

Also, you might want to save that money and find a decent place to live far from that roommate thing you've got going on in Woodbridge.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Metro sexual eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 07:14PM

eesh Wrote:
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> DJ no more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Alan has not worked at Paper Moon for almost
> half
> > a year. DJ's there actually make decent money
> > there...enough to afford a new Mercedes SL 500.
>
>
>
>
> Since Mercedes has not produced the SL500 since
> 2007 (replaced by SL550), it really isn't a hY
> car, is it? Let me guess, Alan/you bought it from
> one of those "buy here pay here" used car lots.
>
> Also, you might want to save that money and find a
> decent place to live far from that roommate thing
> you've got going on in Woodbridge.


Alan doesn't drive that car, the night DJ does. I was incorrect on the series number, but it is a brand new
one. Either way, it's a million times nicer than your ride, or do you take the metro, hipster guy?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:00PM

Metro sexual eesh Wrote:
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> Alan doesn't drive that car, the night DJ does. I
> was incorrect on the series number, but it is a
> brand new
> one. Either way, it's a million times nicer than
> your ride, or do you take the metro, hipster guy?




No matter what I drive, I'm not living with roommates in the worst part of Woodbridge.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:41PM

lmao!! look at what i started!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: people are so stupid ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:48PM

not a single one of these links work u ass licker!! lmao

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SpamBGone ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:54PM

Its simple, flag the post on Craigslist. If this "bitch" lauren is legit, she got her question answered. If its spam, then they get taken off of Craigslist if enough people flag.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh hell no ()
Date: September 05, 2011 09:17PM

i was a regular over at pm for years and personally have met Alan, he worked there for 3 years and saved enough money to start Safe Ride. Shame on you guys for bashing him for what he does. If you ever lose a friend or a family member cause of a dumbass drunk driver you're gonna wish you had called his company!! And "eesh", yes he lives in "hoodbridge" in a nice house with the co-owner, but his mentality is to help the community, not to have "bling bling", so while you work ur ass off to be all flashy, he saved all of his. The djs at papermoon make well over 2k a week, thats probably what you make in a month huh? And while the others do buy brand new Mercedes with that money, he saved it and drove his p.o.s truck (im sorry if u see this alan but it is a shitty truck lol) so he could save everything he made. But if i know alan well enough i can promise you he's not gonna waste his time on this forum "spamming" or checking on what people say about him, he's out there trying to run his business and make sure dumbasses like you don't get behind the wheel after drinking. And Lauren i'm glad ur proud of what you "started", but i'll answer the question for you, yes, it is a legit business.... I'm not gonna start a battle of cursing and calling names cause i'll know its what is gonna turn into so i'm writing this and forgetting about it, knock yourselves out, i would like to see who's the first child to start the name dropping and disrespecting.

PS: Alan if you do read this, which i doubt, please do not waste your time responding, what you're doing is amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 09:25PM

oh hell no Wrote:
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> i was a regular over at pm for years and
> personally have met Alan, he worked there for 3
> years and saved enough money to start Safe Ride.
> Shame on you guys for bashing him for what he
> does. If you ever lose a friend or a family member
> cause of a dumbass drunk driver you're gonna wish
> you had called his company!! And "eesh", yes he
> lives in "hoodbridge" in a nice house with the
> co-owner, but his mentality is to help the
> community, not to have "bling bling", so while you
> work ur ass off to be all flashy, he saved all of
> his. The djs at papermoon make well over 2k a
> week, thats probably what you make in a month huh?
> And while the others do buy brand new Mercedes
> with that money, he saved it and drove his p.o.s
> truck (im sorry if u see this alan but it is a
> shitty truck lol) so he could save everything he
> made. But if i know alan well enough i can promise
> you he's not gonna waste his time on this forum
> "spamming" or checking on what people say about
> him, he's out there trying to run his business and
> make sure dumbasses like you don't get behind the
> wheel after drinking. And Lauren i'm glad ur proud
> of what you "started", but i'll answer the
> question for you, yes, it is a legit business....
> I'm not gonna start a battle of cursing and
> calling names cause i'll know its what is gonna
> turn into so i'm writing this and forgetting about
> it, knock yourselves out, i would like to see
> who's the first child to start the name dropping
> and disrespecting.
>
> PS: Alan if you do read this, which i doubt,
> please do not waste your time responding, what
> you're doing is amazing and don't let anyone tell
> you otherwise!!




Thanks Alan for yet another sockpuppet endorsement of your business, and thanks for confirming that you live with roommates in Woodbridge while claiming that you have enough income to buy a $100k Mercedes.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh Circle of gay love ()
Date: September 05, 2011 09:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> No matter what I drive


The only thing you drive is penis up your ass.


Im not living with roommates in the worst part
of Woodbridge.


You're probably living in Dupont Circle with your gay "housemates" and domestic partners.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pop Tarts Unlimited ()
Date: September 05, 2011 10:12PM

eesh Wrote:

> No matter what I drive, I'm not living with
> roommates in the worst part of Woodbridge.


That's right...you live rent free in mommy and daddy's basement.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: victimized ()
Date: September 06, 2011 02:08PM

No, this is not a legit business!! I tried their service once and the driver stopped a few miles from my house and tried to extort money from me. Stay away!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRideVA is BS? ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:20PM

I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute girl (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the guy whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not sure if that's true - can anyone verify??

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:29PM

SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
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> I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute girl
> (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the guy
> whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not sure
> if that's true - can anyone verify??


Stfu, eesh...you're just jealous becsuse you got kicked out of paper moon by the DJ after taking your dick out in VIP and then goosing the male bathroom attendant on your way out.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRideVA is for rapists ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:35PM

SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
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> I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute girl
> (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the guy
> whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not sure
> if that's true - can anyone verify??


I heard that too. SafeRideVA employs sex offenders and drug addicts.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:49PM

SafeRideVA is for rapists Wrote:
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> SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> > lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute
> girl
> > (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the
> guy
> > whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not
> sure
> > if that's true - can anyone verify??
>
>
> I heard that too. SafeRideVA employs sex offenders
> and drug addicts.



Eesh slipped a dancer a roofie in the rum and coke he bought her before he whipped his dick out in VIP. He then had the nerve to ask for a to go box for his free lunch he got during the day.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRideVA is for rapists ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:53PM

Who the fuck is eesh and who the fuck cares what he did at that shitty club paper moon?

Stop spamming this site or I'll digitally shit all over your business. Bad reviews are easy to put up, hard to pull down.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 04:03PM

SafeRideVA is for rapists Wrote:
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> Who the fuck is eesh and who the fuck cares what
> he did at that shitty club paper moon?
>
> Stop spamming this site or I'll digitally shit all
> over your business. Bad reviews are easy to put
> up, hard to pull down.


Fuck you eesh...you think it's funny to post the dj's pics and personal info...the same can be done to you. Are you even aware of how big Alan is? He is huge and could crush you like a beer can.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 04:57PM

SafeRideVA is for rapists Wrote:
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> SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> > lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute
> girl
> > (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the
> guy
> > whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not
> sure
> > if that's true - can anyone verify??
>
>
> I heard that too. SafeRideVA employs sex offenders
> and drug addicts.


Both of these anonymous post are from an asshole named eesh. Apparently, he likes posting pics and personal info of people with legit businesses and trashing them with shitty fake reviews online. I did some searches on this site and apparently this eesh ass is named william zumwal.t He works at some place
called MPRI. I wonder what he would think if people called his work and complained about him?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Questionable ()
Date: September 06, 2011 05:08PM

I think what this company is offering is much needed and a valuable service. If it is run well and marketed appropriately I would think it would be successful.

That said, I resent the portrayal of the company as "as a Public Safety Project to safeguard the life and property of our fellow citizens of Washington DC Metro area." It is clearly a for-profit company, meant to make money. It is also rather strange that they ask for donations as if it is a 501(3)c.

But mostly, I'll steer clear because of the Paper Moon connection. I can't help but feel that anyone connected to that place is somehow tainted and up to no good.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 06:04PM

Fuck eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> Both of these anonymous post are from an asshole
> named eesh. Apparently, he likes posting pics and
> personal info of people with legit businesses and
> trashing them with shitty fake reviews online. I
> did some searches on this site and apparently this
> eesh ass is named william zumwal.t He works at
> some place
> called MPRI. I wonder what he would think if
> people called his work and complained about him?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mikeymike ()
Date: September 06, 2011 11:52PM

You (and your pals) better have thick skin before peddling your shit here. You underground kids maka me raff.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 06, 2011 11:57PM

Questionable Wrote:
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> I think what this company is offering is much
> needed and a valuable service. If it is run well
> and marketed appropriately I would think it would
> be successful.
>
> That said, I resent the portrayal of the company
> as "as a Public Safety Project to safeguard the
> life and property of our fellow citizens of
> Washington DC Metro area." It is clearly a
> for-profit company, meant to make money. It is
> also rather strange that they ask for donations as
> if it is a 501(3)c.
>
> But mostly, I'll steer clear because of the Paper
> Moon connection. I can't help but feel that
> anyone connected to that place is somehow tainted
> and up to no good.


Agreed. This is not a NFP but the business plan is solid when marketing to urban folks. Simply, their drivers should be regulated just like any other hack licensee. Then again, when I hire a chauffeur I expect discretion. But yet again; Ive never been a SWF in a limo alone....

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 07, 2011 04:33AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/26/2015 01:22PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: bigasspanda ()
Date: September 07, 2011 10:51AM

eesh looks like a pussy.

and you should stop peddling your fucking safe ride business here

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 07, 2011 11:09AM

Fuck EESH, Im a better shot than him. Lest he wants one square in the dome; he better stay far away from me.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: sigh! ()
Date: September 07, 2011 02:53PM

So can I call Safe Ride and ask for a hot chickie to drive me home? Maybe she could demand a little money, too...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy ()
Date: September 07, 2011 03:11PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Fuck EESH, Im a better shot than him. Lest he
> wants one square in the dome...


Eesh loves getting money shots square to the dome.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2011 06:16PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> The MPRI address is for Zumzum, pere, who lives in
> Lorton. Zumzum, fils is a student at Mary
> Washington University.




You're an idiot.




> This scared me enough that I don't talk to him or
> about him any more, and unless you're looking for
> the same sort of attention, I recommend you do the
> same.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:31PM

eesh Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The MPRI address is for Zumzum, pere, who lives
> in
> > Lorton. Zumzum, fils is a student at Mary
> > Washington University.
>
>
>
> You're an idiot.


You're a faggot.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Thedude ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:42PM

Woodbridge is shit. that's where mutants live and not the cool ones.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Thedude ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:46PM

Has anyone ever heard of a girl named malila smith that wonders the streets? and no she's not my mom.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Alan Guevara ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:15AM

Ok guys, i keep getting phone calls about this and how i should say something. Well, I have no need to defend myself or my business from fake accusations, we have no law suits against me or the company, and if you do not believe me you can go on the county web sites and look it up, they are public records. I do not advertise here first of all, i did it once last year and got nothing but hateful comments and i just don't want to deal with negativity like that. Everything that has been said about my business on here is a lie, none of my drivers have EVER done any of the things mentioned, if that was the case i'm sure safe ride would be more popular cause it would make the news don't ya think? Also, Eesh, or William, what you have done only shows you're level of maturity, but thanks for showing the world who i am and where i live, because i'm actually proud of where i come from and what i have started in order to help my community. I no longer work for papermoon, haven't since January, i saved my money and started my business. It is NOT a 501 c3, after losing a close friend due to alcohol i decided to just go for a regular LLC because a 501 would have taken 6 months to obtain IF granted one, and i wanted to start this service asap. So no loans, no grants, just my life savings. And to whoever said i am huge and could crush him like a can lol, i am definitely not an aggressive person but you apparently do know me or at least seen me before lol. Guys please realize that what this is doing is nothing but creating a bad name for a good service so that YOU and YOUR loved ones are safe on the road, and i can promise you that not a dime goes in my pocket, or at least not yet, everything we make goes straight back into it to advertise and let more people know what we do. I do NOT wish to "spam" here, i learned last year that it is highly looked down on in here, and have stopped ever since. If you actually have any questions or concerns feel free to call me, my number is 571 374 8363. I hope you guys have a good day, and "eesh", William, get rid of the negativity my man, you will realize that when you do good, the outcome is a lot more rewarding. Hit us up whenever you are ready to try us out.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hahahaha meet "EESH" ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:55AM

Idk Alan, he does look pretty bad ass.....HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:16AM

Alan Guevara Wrote:
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> I hope you guys have a good day, and
> "eesh", William, get rid of the negativity my man,
> you will realize that when you do good, the
> outcome is a lot more rewarding. Hit us up
> whenever you are ready to try us out.




No, I'll never need your service, and you're not doing any good, you just think that you found a niche market driving drunks home. Anyone that has to use sockpuppets to advertise their business is as plain old douchebag.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh is a moron ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:29AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alan Guevara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you guys have a good day, and
> > "eesh", William, get rid of the negativity my
> man,
> > you will realize that when you do good, the
> > outcome is a lot more rewarding. Hit us up
> > whenever you are ready to try us out.
>
>
>
>
> No, I'll never need your service, and you're not
> doing any good, you just think that you found a
> niche market driving drunks home. Anyone that has
> to use sockpuppets to advertise their business is
> as plain old douchebag.

Ur so stupid dude, don't you realize that EVERYONE uses sock puppets to advertise, even commercials that say "i lost 20 lbs on jenny craig", you think they ever walked into a jenny craig office? lol, come on man get real. Obviously what the guy is doing is a good idea, just not for retards like you cause ur mad u didn't think of it first. Go drink a beer or a dozen, then drive home... On the back roads tho, don't take anyone with you. At least it will teach others around u to not do it, and keeps you out of the gene pool.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:43AM

eesh is a moron Wrote:
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> Obviously what the guy is
> doing is a good idea, just not for retards like
> you cause ur mad u didn't think of it first. Go
> drink a beer or a dozen, then drive home...



1.) Not everyone drinks.

2.) Taxis can be as inexpensive as your service.

3.) You are a DJ that works at Paper Moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik from Paper Moon! ()
Date: September 08, 2011 12:20PM

Yes I am the DJ from Paper Moon my name is Mark & yes I drive an E55 AMG Benz which I'm sure u have never even sat in a Benz! My $ is made legit! Alan has taken his $ and did something good with it he provides a great service for the area and u dumbass ppl are gonna knock him for that? I have beento his house if that's the worst part of Woodbridge damn hate to see the good part. Eesh or whatever ur name is (which I'm sure is a former stripper fired for drugs or something) go find something better to do with your life than bashing a good guy for doing a good service. So however asked the original ques YES safe ride is the best way to go if u are drinking! Don't drive it's not worth it!! I LOVE HATERS!! Ppl like you make me laugh

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:09PM

DJ Magik from Paper Moon! Wrote:
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> Yes I am the DJ from Paper Moon my name is Mark &
> yes I drive an E55 AMG Benz...




Before you said you drove an SL500, now it turned into an E55?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magick in the middle ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:09PM

A simple google search of "dj magik paper moon" revealed this winning photo of the hybrid Fabio/ WWF looking wrestler...Nice eyeshadow, faggot!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:38PM

PLEASE tell me that this is actually the dude. OMG. Wow. You have got to be kidding me. What is he 5' 3"?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: The plot thickens... ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:44PM

DJ Magik from Paper Moon! Wrote:
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>Eesh or whatever ur name is (which I'm sure is a former
> stripper fired for drugs or something)


So eesh is a tranny who got fired from paper moon once they found his "package?"


Good God, the rabbit hole never ends...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: R6y ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:00PM

Alan and Mike are both awesome guys, I don't give a damn what anyone here says because FFU has a bunch of trolls that have nothing better in life to do than bash other people. Not to mention that it is all completely anonymous except for the one legit thing someone is trying to do to help others. Wow people, get a life. Eesh looks like he weighs 90lbs soaking wet, who cares what he says or does.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ FAGIT ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:34PM

JBass Wrote:
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> PLEASE tell me that this is actually the dude.
> OMG. Wow. You have got to be kidding me. What is
> he 5' 3"?


Google "dj majik paper moon" and you will see the make up wearing Vince Neil look-a-like is really DJ MAGIK from Paper Moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lol haters ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:43PM

DJ Magick in the middle Wrote:
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> A simple google search of "dj magik paper moon"
> revealed this winning photo of the hybrid Fabio/
> WWF looking wrestler...Nice eyeshadow, faggot!
>
> .


this "faggot" gets more ass than you could even dream about you fucking hater, when's the last time you fucked a hot girl? not counting the ones you have had to pay.... Or are you married to a sea monster that lost her looks after her first year of marriage? is that y u are so mad at life? these dudes have the dream life, hot women, good money, party for a living, they meet celebrities, and one of them even started his own business? shit, sounds to me like u guys are the ones with a sad life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:55PM

lol haters Wrote:
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> DJ Magick in the middle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A simple google search of "dj magik paper moon"
> > revealed this winning photo of the hybrid
> Fabio/
> > WWF looking wrestler...Nice eyeshadow, faggot!
> >
> > .
>
>
> this "faggot" gets more ass than you could even
> dream about you fucking hater, when's the last
> time you fucked a hot girl? not counting the ones
> you have had to pay.... Or are you married to a
> sea monster that lost her looks after her first
> year of marriage? is that y u are so mad at life?
> these dudes have the dream life, hot women, good
> money, party for a living, they meet celebrities,
> and one of them even started his own business?
> shit, sounds to me like u guys are the ones with a
> sad life.


If that dude fucks fine tail, Its because he has something they want. Based on the haggard look of his face, Imma go out on a limb that it is drugs. Lots of drugs. Also, it is comical that you talk about paying girls to fuck while referencing a guy that gets tail from Paper Moon bitches. This guy doesn't party that hard, I've never seen that troll before in my life. Unless of course you mean he hangs, parties and fucks in Springfield, Woodbridge and Manassas.

Banging overrated, slovenly club groupies does not get points in my book.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:01PM

JBass Wrote:
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> This guy doesn't party that hard, I've
> never seen that troll before in my life.




Because you've been to every party in DC, New York, Miami, Vegas, and LA.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This guy doesn't party that hard, I've
> > never seen that troll before in my life.
>
>
>
>
> Because you've been to every party in DC, New
> York, Miami, Vegas, and LA.

He's not a fucking celebrity, dipshit.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: geronimo1 ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:33PM

JBass Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This guy doesn't party that hard, I've
> > > never seen that troll before in my life.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Because you've been to every party in DC, New
> > York, Miami, Vegas, and LA.
>
> He's not a fucking celebrity, dipshit.

And neither are you, fuckwit. Although your wife gets some mention amongst the 7-11 Asst. Manager crowd. They like her ready, willing, and able fuckwit snatch.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: holy shit ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:36PM

Apparently this dude is a pretty big deal tho, he was at Ultra Music Fest in miami last year and has his own stage!!! If you don;t know what that is google it, its a pretty big thing.

And lol Eesh apparently if you don't go to the places that JBass goes to party then ur nobody lmao!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:42PM

Jbass with his groupies.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:44PM

Oh, Geronimoe. What ever will we do with you? You are getting less original with every passing day. Thats pretty sad considering your lack of wit and humor from the get go.

Also, no. I dont claim to be a Celebrity. I just claim that I go out more than most people and do hang out at many different popular spots. Simply put, the guy is a nobody in NOVA and I find it very hard to believe he is Jet-Setting to party hot spots nationwide.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:45PM

Im a tad larger than that EESH. Thanks for all the attention, though. Im blushing!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:47PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Im a tad larger than that EESH.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:52PM

Somewhere in between.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Idiot ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:30PM

holy shit Wrote:
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> Apparently this dude is a pretty big deal tho, he
> was at Ultra Music Fest in miami last year and has
> his own stage!!! If you don;t know what that is
> google it, its a pretty big thing.



DJ Magik is an internationally known DJ from Belgium who spun at Ultra.


DJ Majick is a no name dj from paper moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No stupid ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:43PM

its him u fucking moron!! I saw him!! long curly blonde hair, had a tent in the vip and was spinning live.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:52PM

Are you telling me those Jenny Craig commercials are fake?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Idiot ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:56PM

No stupid Wrote:
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> its him u fucking moron!! I saw him!! long curly
> blonde hair, had a tent in the vip and was
> spinning live.


Google dj magik ultra festival and check the images, dumbass...magik is from Belgium and has short hair. Why the fuck would he dj fulltime at a strip club in springfield va?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ur so stupid ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:07PM

how much would you like to bet? i was there dude!!! i even have pictures!! And if i made 2k cash a week in a strip club, uh, i would do it part time too!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Too much of a coincidence ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:23PM

ur so stupid Wrote:
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> how much would you like to bet? i was there
> dude!!! i even have pictures!! And if i made 2k
> cash a week in a strip club, uh, i would do it
> part time too!!!!


And I should believe you, an unverified anonymous source who could be lying, over google?


you saw him at ultra and just happen to be here today? bullshit!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:41PM

Who is this Dumb Fuck???? Bro Ive partied with more celebrities than u would ever dream of I moved here from LA & Lived in Miami for yes & have DJ'd in Vegas the reason I live here is cause I do Make $2-3,000 a week.. yes I did Spin at Ultra And have been with them for 7 yrs u stupid FUCK!!!!!!! I.m sure you are the TOOL BOX standing in the corner of the club Creeping chicks all night!! and the pic you posted of me is with a FUCKING celebrity so thanks!!!! Like I said earlier I LOVE HATERS!!!! keep on hating bro! I will keep doing what I'm Doing at making all the $!! if ur such a BAD ASS I wrk $ Days a week at paper moon I'm easy to find

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:51PM

Heres My ALL ACCESS BADGE!!!!!!! HERES my tickets to ULTRA!! NPTICE TOP LEFT CORNER you fucking MORON it says DJ MAGIK... yes both All access & Tics!!!! shit why dont I post a pic of me & LIL John??? why not for all the haters!!!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:54PM

Once again PPL talking shit but I can back mine 100% !!!!! now talk more shit & u can find me 8-2:30 Tues - Fri !!!!!!!! like I said I can back my shit up!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: i told ya... ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:57PM

Uh , hmm, how do i say this, IN YO FACE!!!! lol sorry i had to

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:59PM

by the way there is another DJ Magik But I'm the one in the US and yes have done Vegas LA Miami NYC & I DJ Paper Moon Cause like I said I make $2-3000 a week more than u make in 2 months that I PROMISE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes I did have my own tent at Ultra that is very true I could careless if u believe it or not cause u will always hide under ur made up name come face to face I have NO PROBLEM with that at all!!!!!!!! I'm sure that will never happen cause PUSSIES hide

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bullshit ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:00PM

Real famous dj's get paid $3000 per hour not per week at a shitty strip club in springfield. Who is the "famous" guy named evan in that pic anyway?


DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Who is this Dumb Fuck???? Bro Ive partied with
> more celebrities than u would ever dream of I
> moved here from LA & Lived in Miami for yes & have
> DJ'd in Vegas the reason I live here is cause I do
> Make $2-3,000 a week.. yes I did Spin at Ultra And
> have been with them for 7 yrs u stupid FUCK!!!!!!!
> I.m sure you are the TOOL BOX standing in the
> corner of the club Creeping chicks all night!! and
> the pic you posted of me is with a FUCKING
> celebrity so thanks!!!! Like I said earlier I
> LOVE HATERS!!!! keep on hating bro! I will keep
> doing what I'm Doing at making all the $!! if ur
> such a BAD ASS I wrk $ Days a week at paper moon
> I'm easy to find

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh wow!! ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:01PM

Damn Magik showed you guys! you go boy! I am a believer now! pics prove it all

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:06PM

Bullshit Wrote:
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> Real famous dj's get paid $3000 per hour not per
> week at a shitty strip club in springfield. Who is
> the "famous" guy named evan in that pic anyway?
>
>
> DJ Magik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who is this Dumb Fuck???? Bro Ive partied with
> > more celebrities than u would ever dream of I
> > moved here from LA & Lived in Miami for yes &
> have
> > DJ'd in Vegas the reason I live here is cause I
> do
> > Make $2-3,000 a week.. yes I did Spin at Ultra
> And
> > have been with them for 7 yrs u stupid
> FUCK!!!!!!!
> > I.m sure you are the TOOL BOX standing in the
> > corner of the club Creeping chicks all night!!
> and
> > the pic you posted of me is with a FUCKING
> > celebrity so thanks!!!! Like I said earlier I
> > LOVE HATERS!!!! keep on hating bro! I will keep
> > doing what I'm Doing at making all the $!! if
> ur
> > such a BAD ASS I wrk $ Days a week at paper
> moon
> > I'm easy to find


You my friend... Are a retard.... If you knew were you were talking about you would know they get paid by the gig, not hourly.... and i'm sorry but 12k a month is not something that you will probably ever see

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So impressed ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:15PM

Wow, D.J. I'm so impressed by the money you make from tip-outs from Grade C strippers in a bottom of the barrel club. You must be proud to make money off a bunch of drug-addicted whores.

I bet your Mom and your celebrity friends are impressed, too.

Keep this up and you'll sink your friend Alan's business for all time. Maybe you should share your next stack of sweaty one dollar bills with him to make up for it.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:29PM

lol those "c grade strippers" are models on the side that get paid well, some of them have even made Playboy.... Now, if those are grade "c" does your wife, or perhaps yourself, qualify as maybe a "z grade" looking woman?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj bullshit artist ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:35PM

Djs get paid by the set and when you break it down famous djs get 3 k per hour,dumbass. Ur not famous thats why it takes you a week and a half to make that!


As far as your ultra pass goes...your badge says staff which means you worked a regular staff positon....probably fetching water for real djs. If you were performing your badge would say artist or performer/talent...not staff.

You worked the show and received a comped pass...big deal, you lying loser.

As far as the pic with lil john goes....some ghetto rapper went to paper moon while in town...so fucking what?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:53PM

how retarded can you be? big name dj's do one, maybe 2 hour shows MAX and thats it!!! and they can make anywhere from 50k to 500k for the gig.... I would suggest you stop talking about something you don't know..... And you're missing the point that this guy is making well over 100k a year, how much do you make? and "some ghetto rapper"? LMFAO!!! that ghetto rapper is worth more than you and your entire family put together, and times it by 50, and he's STILL worth more... What im trying to say, is that you're worthless, and should just walk away and stop talking out of your ass. Remember, it is better for people to ASSUME ur a dumbass than to open your mouth and remove all doubt...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: In that case ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:58PM

In that case, "that guy" you've already said too much.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:01PM

I never claimed to be Tiesto or Deadmau5 yes those guys do make that kind of $ but I promise you , you've never seen $12,000 a month that's for sure or drive. E55 AMG Benz.. As far as my mom yes she is very proud of me.. I met Lil John at Club Liv in the Foutaine Bleu in Miami which u will never step foot in cause u can't afford to even walk in the place flipping Burgers for a living!! &&&& if Paper Moon was a shit hole why would Lil John come there?? Hide behind ur keyboard you big PUSSY!!!! Cause a real man would step up to the plate!! Cause we all know now u are a BIG PUSSY!! Also if I worked for ultra why would my tic say DJ Magik!?!?! Damn u are stupid as fuck.. So hide u little BITCH now let me go make in 1 night what u make all week flipping burgers!! Bye you little BITCH!!! Oh yeah as far as messing with Alans business trust me he will be JUST fine that we all know!!! Bye again u little BITCH!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ broke homeless guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:03PM

Dj Magik Wrote:
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>yes I did have my own tent
> at Ultra that is very true


That's because your broke ass couldn't afford a hotel in South Beach! Lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:12PM

IM broke?!? Lmao that's why I drive a E55 AmG Benz!!! Yeah ok... And I said at the fountain Bleu in Miami which I know for a fact u have never stepped foot in!! Bro u are sounding more stupid everytime u speak! Gonna say it again hide behind ur keyboard u big pussy!!!! Or better yet u little BITCH!!! Cause we know all u gonna do is hide

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:30PM

Oh yeah u asked who Evan Was?? Wow I understand u prob don't get out much sitting in ur moms basement Blogging all day but Evan is a singer of one of the best Rock groups in this country & also the star of the #1 series on cable TV! Oh yeah u prob don't have cable & if u do ur prob stealing it somehow..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ ConMan ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:34PM

The dj magic who spun at ultra is black, so unless you suffer from Vitilligo like Michael Jackson, you couldn't have gone from black to white.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:57PM

Haha, you claim to be famous and make 12K a month. I honestly dont care where you have spun. I hope you do make 12K a month. I hope you think that's great. Fuck it, I want to believe you but please explain what the earlier poster said about your "staff" pass.

Lets assume you are legit; why the fuck are you on here bragging about $150k per year? That doesn't impress too many people in this town. Are you bored, do you have something to prove?

EDIT: If you are indeed Swedish, I apologize for making fun of your hair and stature.

My google search comes up with nothing from you at Ultra.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2011 08:00PM by JBass.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:57PM

Once again u show how dumb u really are!!! There is no Black DJ Magik & he damn sure didn't spin at Ultra Music Festival..it's ok Lil bitch keep hating all u want I know where I have spun at & where I will be nxt March 23,24,& 25!! So keep hating I love it!!! It's funny I tracked down the black DJ Magik asked him for his all access pass & tics just to prove to u morons.. Lmao ok.. Just like my girl just said why do I even care what losers think.. Have a hot chick nice condo in Tysons Corner, fat ass car why do I care what low life's think?? Cause u lil bitches will never step forward.. How many times u gonna let somebody call u a lil bitch??? As many times as u want cause u will NEVER do shit about it u lil bitch!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:00PM

I never claimed to be famous!! Somebody said I didn't Spin at Ultra & I put proof on the table I did.. That's all now go back to flipping Burgers & leave it alone!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj Chunky ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:03PM

Dj magik should be renamed dj porkchop!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:04PM

This I to funny.. Do ur research moron The black DJ magic is spelled just like that!!! Not DJ Magik.. More u talk the dumber u get

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:04PM

Fair enough. You are a Swedish DJ who makes $150K per year. Your girl doesnt work (based on your cocky attitude, im assuming) add an AMG and your rent, Drugs, travel, vacation,

I want to believe you, hell. I do. Im just not impressed by your numbers... Your lifestyle may leave something to be envious about, but you fly coach.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:10PM

No I'm not Swedish & yes she does wrk! Be enveous all u want I'm just stating facts & NO I don't rent it's all mine.. All I know is ur going nowhere with this! Cause u will always hide behind that keyboard that's a FACT!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:11PM

Also, No google search I have done has turned up one pic of you. Pleae share a link. Prove your point.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ shortbus ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:11PM

Answer the question dj retard.....why does your pass say staff?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:12PM

That's all u got?? I fly coach?? That cracks me up..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:15PM

They all say staff dumbass!!! That's the badges u get! Why does my tic say DJ Magik??? Keep hating!! I'm living it! Once again lil Bitch!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:15PM

Posted by: Dj Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:54PM

"Once again PPL talking shit but I can back mine 100% !!!!! now talk more shit & u can find me 8-2:30 Tues - Fri !!!!!!!! like I said I can back my shit up!!"

Are you posting from the "club"? Get the fuck outta here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:18PM

No, Show me a link to any website anywhere that has a pic of you at Ultra. The Coach comment was just meant to egg you on..... It worked.

Google bitch. Show me a link. Im getting bored. Its pouring and Im not going out. You have all noght to post a link. I have pics of me with athletes and celebs but that doesnt make me a pro football player.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ bobby boucher aka waterboy to the stars! ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:23PM

Answer the question dj retard.....why does your pass say staff?



Because pushing play on a cd player at a shitty stripclub only qualifies you for checking tickets and fetching water bottles at Ultra.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:27PM

Whats up bitch? You sort, scraggly, strung-out looking mother fucker. Wanna find me? I dont have time to hit your shitty club. Basic economics tell me you dont make dick at the paper moon. Wanna go toe to toe? Show a pic on google of you spinning ultra, I will eat my words. The reality is you are an over expended lil bitch, trying to live thi high life. Drugs are expensive, unless you sell them. You spend all your money on your outrageously over priced condo, your medeocre car and narcotics.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:28PM

Hey, you fucking nerd. Get the fuck outta here. dont try to defend yourseld. Go sulk to your "hot girl" in your overpriced condo..... Id say meet me at the club, but I cant wait for you to get your next paycheck.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pwned Sauce ()
Date: September 08, 2011 09:06PM

DJ bobby boucher aka waterboy to the stars! Wrote:
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> Answer the question dj retard.....why does your
> pass say staff?
>
>
>
> Because pushing play on a cd player at a shitty
> stripclub only qualifies you for checking tickets
> and fetching water bottles at Ultra.


Funny.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 09:09PM

Also, all subsequent searches have turned up nothing on out curly, fair;headed friend. Its okay. We like you anyhow.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 09:24PM

U didn't "Egg" me on at all! I dis google bitch there was a pic & I'm sure it was you!! I've been with Ultra for 7 yrs this will be 8 in March u try hard enough u can find me if u try I promise. U know what I look like.. I've spun all over Miami La NYC & Vegas.. I opened up for Bad Boy Bill at Mansion.. I got nothing to prove to you that's for sure.. Ppl that know me know what I've done and that's all that matters.. U say u got pics post a few! But I'm sure that won't ever happen!! Like I said hide behind that keyboard most geeks & losers do

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 09:43PM

Show me one link. Its not that difficult. You are a fake troll. the real dude in the pictures is a tiny nerd. You have spent too much time refuting us to not post one link to anything. In contrast my searches for your "namesake" turned up lots of people, not you... As to why I dont post my own pics; I dont give a shit. Im not trying to prove anything.

Are you posting from the club right now?
Famous people work for me. Not the other way around. Get the fuck outta here. Seriously. Are you mad? Wanna fight? While I warn you thats a bad idea, feel free to come find me. A man of your wealth could certianly find the identity of a poster on a message board. I dont hide shit. Find me for yourself. Ill be at the waterfront tomorrow. Show up..... Ill find you.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 09:51PM

Lmao a mistake??? oOOKkk!! Look I tol u who I am my name is Mark!! I have nothing to hide u the one hiding ur name && famous ppl wrk for you?? Damn son u getting a lil better! I can promise u it wouldn't be a mistake lol that's for damn sure.. Like I said I have nothing to hide!! On that note I'm off here I've wasted to much BS time dealing with a lil bitch!! And I mean lil BITCH!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 09:59PM

Why are you not spinning records? Get the fuck out. Broke lil bitch. A mistake? No. It would be the best thing you ever did. You need a reality check. Broke, paying-for-pussy nerd. Good riddance. When you spin a real club, let me know. ill come get a table and shake your hand, buy you a bottle, and if my female friends dont laugh you into the bathroom, Ill let you join me for a drink.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:00PM

Thanks for the troll. this was funny for me. I appreciate it whoever you are.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tiesto deez nutz ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:06PM

You opened up for bad boy bill? That's a crock of shit.


Your idol is Tiesto? That's how I know you are a fake, douche...tiesto sucks balls!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:12PM

Again, how does this DJ first claim to drive an SL500 then a few posts later claims to instead drive an E55?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:15PM

You also claim to make $2k a week, and then a few posts later claim to make $150,000 a year....


$2k a week is much more than $150,000 annual salary.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> You also claim to make $2k a week, and then a few
> posts later claim to make $150,000 a year....
>
>
> $2k a week is much more than $150,000 annual
> salary.


How many weeks are in a year EESH... you just showed your cards. 2 K a week is out of your scope of comprehension. there are 52 weeks a year. What is 52*2000?

You fucking schlep. You are pathetic. Fucking online nerd. Retarded, 7th grade math comprehending moron.

EDIT: Ansewer you fucking loser. You are a real life loser and are losing control of the only thing you have ever dictated; your online persona. This is laughable. I am disheartened that you are so fucking dumb.



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ <3MadDicks ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:37PM

Dj magik's idol Tiesto trainwrecking...i imagine dj magik attempting to mix would sound the same...



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:38PM

Holy shit. EESH. With those math scores, im wondering what you scored on the ASVAB.... Im guessing you didnt have your choice of MOS. Haha, you asked me if I ever worked at a mall kiosk; were you looking for a reference? Oh lord, you werent even trying to be facetious. Whats $10 an hour 30 hours a week? My bar tabs are more than your paycheck. DJ Majik may be legit making average money. You make below the poverty level. Oh wow. Erroneous. Broke dick, dropout, section 8, EPTS for mental conditions. Get outta here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:49PM

You have to consider income tax, Federal and State.


Claiming to make 2k a week and then claim to make 150k a year do not add up to the same amount.


It almost sounds like:



1. All or most of his salary is not reported to the IRS and state, which will bite him in the ass one day.

2. He has no health insurance, disability insurance, retirement contributions etc, which will also bite him in the ass in a huge way.

3. Just as waiters and bartenders work for tips, his income is not steady and there is no guarantee of large wages.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh is retarded ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:50PM

eesh Wrote:
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> $2k a week is much more than $150,000 annual
> salary.


2000x52weeks=104,000<150,000=retarded eesh math


Smh

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 10:58PM

eesh Wrote:
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> You have to consider income tax, Federal and
> State.
>
>
> Claiming to make 2k a week and then claim to make
> 150k a year do not add up to the same amount.
>
>
> It almost sounds like:
>
>
>
> 1. All or most of his salary is not reported to
> the IRS and state, which will bite him in the ass
> one day.
>
> 2. He has no health insurance, disability
> insurance, retirement contributions etc, which
> will also bite him in the ass in a huge way.
>
> 3. Just as waiters and bartenders work for tips,
> his income is not steady and there is no guarantee
> of large wages.


EESH, You are not that smug. you are blunt. Nice monday morning quaterbacking on your retaliation but the original statement stands. You said 2K a week does not add upto at least 150K per year.

BTW DJ Majik, if you need health insurance, I can steer you in the right direction.

EDIT: In response to EESH's post "$2k a week is much more than $150,000 annual salary."



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:02PM

JBass Wrote:
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> You said 2K a
> week does not add upto at least 150K per year.




When a person says "My employer pays me 150,000 a year" that does not literally mean they have 150,000 at their disposal.

When one says "I get 2000 dollars a week", that amounts to a different sum than what a person that makes 150k a year brings home.


Please learn the difference between gross and net income.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:04PM

If you backstep any further, you are gonna hit the warning track.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:07PM

Basically EESH, I dominate you in every faccet of life. If not, you wouldnt have taken such a keen interest in me. You must be crazy and believe your own bullshit if you think anyone believes you were refering to the difference between ren and black marks on a net that is beyond the stated gross income.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:08PM

Can we take this to a separate thread? I already started one for us.
You intrigue me. As uninformed as you are, yopu catch my attention.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:09PM

Also, this DJ claims to own a condo in Fairfax and drives an AMG E55 while making 150k a year.



When you consider his mortgage payments, condo fees, utilities plus his car payments, property tax, insurance, and fuel and maintenance, his disposable income is not that much.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:11PM

Pete amd RePeat walk into a bar....

Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:04PM

Fair enough. You are a Swedish DJ who makes $150K per year. Your girl doesnt work (based on your cocky attitude, im assuming) add an AMG and your rent, Drugs, travel, vacation, etc

I want to believe you, hell. I do. Im just not impressed by your numbers..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:12PM

$150 K with a hooker wife puts you in the red given your lifestyle.


Holy shit, are EESH and I on the same page here?

EDIT: Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:04PM

Fair enough. You are a Swedish DJ who makes $150K per year. Your girl doesnt work (based on your cocky attitude, im assuming) add an AMG and your rent, Drugs, travel, vacation,

I want to believe you, hell. I do. Im just not impressed by your numbers..



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:20PM

What is this DJ Majick's real name?


You can report his lack of tax reporting/tax fraud with the IRS. http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:27PM

eesh Wrote:
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> What is this DJ Majick's real name?
>
>
> You can report his lack of tax reporting/tax fraud
> with the IRS.
> http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf


Not to worry. People who make big bucks dont brag about it, moreover $150K in NOVA is nothing to brag about. I doubt the IRS would waste their time on a small time claim; but to reiterate, I doubt this douche makes 12K a month.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:32PM

It would seem DJ Majick Mark has a photobucket account....

http://s198.photobucket.com/albums/aa173/djmagikmark/

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:34PM

This is the AMG he was talking about. Looks like he took a stock E class and made it look like an AMG.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:36PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:38PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:39PM

Holy shit, My man is for real. He is really in debt up to his tiny ass throat. That lifestyle costs loot. Plain and simple.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:40PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:42PM

EESH,

Nice work.... Im sure he makes $100K+. Its just not impressive.

EDIT: Tiny dudes with muscle are to be taken with caution. Weight and height trumps all...



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:44PM

This is the celebrity he claimed to meet.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:46PM

I cant take it anymore.... Whats his last name, Lets find his condo.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:47PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:48PM

His username djmagikmark goes to a profile "Mark Ramirez."

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:53PM

Our DJ Douchebag is 41 years old and lives or has lived at 6623 Harrison Lane, Alexandria. Another address that he recently lived at was 5021 Seminary Rd, Apt 1101, Alexandria, VA.....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:55PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:57PM

i Cant thak this hilarity anymore. That Mercedes is years old. He is haggard, addicted and spent. What a fucking nerd.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 09, 2011 12:00AM

$120 K makes you a BALLER! Oh man, I can take it. Possibly he makes good money once in a while. Making $5K in a weekIf his POS Mercedes wasnt so old, it would be on the repossession docket.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 09, 2011 12:00AM

I think that is why he wears makeup, to cover his wrinkles. He is really chewed up looking for his age. Maybe too many tanning bed sessions?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 09, 2011 12:01AM

Please submit his photobucket pics to: http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/submit/

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dazed and Confused ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:20AM

I just dont understand on how you make $2k a week "spinning records" at a stripclub in Springfield, VA. The math on that is not adding up. Can you please explain this DJ Magik?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: karma's a bitch ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:28AM

Fuck you to all who want to sit here and hate on Alan's LEGITIMATE business. Don't be mad that he's actually doing something that benefits society while you're existence alone doesn't benefit anybody. In fact, you're just a pathetic waste of DNA and space. What are you, pro drunk driver? Alan and his Saferide crew are protecting these drunk drivers from harming themselves, others, and even taking care of their ride. What is wrong with that? ABSOFUCKINGNOTHING!!!

I know it probably gets stuffy down in grandma's basement but try and come up for air once in a while so you aren't given reasons to waste time and energy spreading hate and lies. Don't even waste time hating on DJ Magik. He's the best DJ at Papermoon and he makes top dollar. The car, the condo, and the lifestyle in general don't lie! Stop trying to find reasons to discredit him.

I know that regardless of what I say here, you lowlifes will continue to hate. Just know that while you're wasting time talking shit while you hide behind your anonymous posts, DJ Magik is making bank and Alan is getting business! Seems like you're the ones who aren't winning.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:29AM

Lol u guys have spent hours looking up his pictures and address? (Which btw is not correct... AT ALL) lol, Now that u did all that work I guess ur next step is to ask for his autograph huh? Get a life guys really....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: What a sad and sorry looking sap ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:32AM

JBass Wrote:
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> i Cant thak this hilarity anymore. That Mercedes
> is years old. He is haggard, addicted and spent.
> What a fucking nerd.


That benz is over ten years old....


He looks like he had some botched cheapo back alley plastic surgery...


His outfits look like something Ziegfried and Roy would wear...


He looks like the washed up wrestler in the movie The Wrestler ( mickey rourke?)...


... or an 80s glam rocker who woke up 30 years later like Vince Neil...


Why the fuck does he have a plant shoved up his ass? If his friends or girlfriend did that it speaks volumes about the caliber, character, and type of people he surrounds himself with. If he doesn't find better people to surround himself with, he will end up sad, old, and alone.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:33AM

Oh btw in case ur wondering y he's not posting anymore is cause papermoon gets pretty busy after midnight so he drops the child play and actually works. Some people do have a life

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:37AM

Alan? Huh? Ur about 50 posts late there bud lol, the topic has changed like 30 times lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Anal imPLANT ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:50AM

that guy Wrote:
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> Oh btw in case ur wondering y he's not posting
> anymore is cause papermoon gets pretty busy after
> midnight so he drops the child play and actually
> works. Some people do have a life


Anonymous dj trajik post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who the fuck says winning anymore? ()
Date: September 09, 2011 02:04AM

karma's a bitch Wrote:
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> Don't even
> waste time hating on DJ Magik. He's the best DJ at
> Papermoon and he makes top dollar. The car, the
> condo, and the lifestyle in general don't lie!
> Stop trying to find reasons to discredit him.


Seems like you're the ones who aren't winning.



Anonymous narcissistic compensating for a small penis syndrome DJ TRAGIK post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: confused ()
Date: September 09, 2011 02:31AM

I'm a bit confused as to how this went from questioning safe ride to bashing DJ's?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 09, 2011 09:08AM

confused Wrote:
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> I'm a bit confused as to how this went from
> questioning safe ride to bashing DJ's?




Safe Ride is owned by Alan Guevara aka DJ Lano of Papermoon. He and his friend, DJ Majick, have decided to come on here and brag about how they make 2-3k a week and get to party 24/7. DJ Majick also has made a point of telling everyone how he drives a 2000 Mercedes E55.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: poopstick ()
Date: September 09, 2011 11:08AM

The whole thing started when one of his friends tried to plug his business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Majiks gurl ()
Date: September 09, 2011 12:12PM

Hey this its majiks girlfriend you losers say he looks like a washed up 80s glam rocker whose had to much plastic surgrry...yeah hes old but its a free place to live and free drugs and all I have to do iis give him a blow job and put my dildo up his ass every once in awhile..u assholesare r just jealous haters.......fuck off!!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Marc ()
Date: September 09, 2011 12:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> His username djmagikmark goes to a profile "Mark
> Ramirez"

His real name is probably Marc given his tendency to interchange the letter C with the K (magik). Taking into consideration the Spanish lastname, it could be Marco, Marcos, Marcelo, Marcelino.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Thx detective ()
Date: September 09, 2011 12:28PM

Marc Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > His username djmagikmark goes to a profile
> "Mark
> > Ramirez"
>
> His real name is probably Marc given his tendency
> to interchange the letter C with the K (magik).
> Taking into consideration the Spanish lastname, it
> could be Marco, Marcos, Marcelo, Marcelino.


He already said it was mark with a k earlier in the thread, Columbo.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj nobody ()
Date: September 09, 2011 01:01PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Oh btw in case ur wondering y he's not posting
> anymore is cause...up


He got owned and pwned into the ground after coming on here and acting like a big shot when, in reality, he's a been who never was!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj nobody ()
Date: September 09, 2011 02:16PM

that guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Oh btw in case ur wondering y he's not posting
> > anymore is cause...up
>
>
> He got owned and pwned into the ground after
> coming on here and acting like a big shot when, in
> reality, he's a has been who never was!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 09, 2011 02:18PM

Majiks gurl Wrote:
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> Hey this its majiks girlfriend you losers say he
> looks like a washed up 80s glam rocker whose had
> to much plastic surgrry...yeah hes old but its a
> free place to live and free drugs and all I have
> to do iis give him a blow job and put my dildo up
> his ass every once in awhile..u assholesare r just
> jealous haters.......fuck off!!!!!


ROFFLES

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: none ()
Date: September 09, 2011 02:24PM

So what's it like being a stripper? Can you really have a relationship with a guy outside of the club scene? Be romantic and tender while still giving the clients what they want?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ DoucheFag ()
Date: September 09, 2011 02:49PM

The problem with dj magik is he's a douchebag who came on here bragging like hes an a A-list celebrity, when in fact, at the end of the night, when all the strippers have gone home after doing all his drugs...he is just an over the hill douchebag passed out on the floor of his condo with a plant stuck up his ass! lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 09, 2011 03:38PM

You guys have just proven how worthless u are... Ur at work (that's if u even have a job) posting over and over about how this guy is a "loser" when in reality he's at home passed out next to his hot wife/gf after making a lot of mula last night. Who cares about his lifestyle? Can any of you say u make that much and ur life consists of music, hot women, alcohol and a shitload of money? Uh, no! Ur probably a paper pusher that sits in a cubicle all day long posting hate comment on here. And eesh ur such a dumbass, I came here halfway through the post and can already tell safe ride or alan didn't start this, left after defending himself and moved the fuck on. Do the same dude, get a life, or end urs, either way do something productive. Btw that pic is his old mercedes, which he got rid off years ago, whoever found it can read the date on it, Oh and how is it badass to say "come to waterfront, I'll find u"? Nah u bitch ass punk, that's like saying let me take a look at u in person and THEN I'll decide to fight u, but if I get scared u can't do anything cause I'll be hiding. If ur such a hard ass how about u put ur picture up too? Then marK will know what ur bitch ass looks like! Lol sure let me drive up to waterfront to wait and see if this random guy is gonna have the balls to do something, or maybe he'll just jump me with 50 of his bitches since I wouldn't see it coming. Mark this dude is a joke, which apparently didn't do enough research to find out about the many martial arts tournamets you have won before. Peace out!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 09, 2011 03:46PM

that guy Wrote:
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> You guys have just proven how worthless u are...
> Ur at work (that's if u even have a job) posting
> over and over about how this guy is a "loser" when
> in reality he's at home passed out next to his hot
> wife/gf after making a lot of mula last night. Who
> cares about his lifestyle? Can any of you say u
> make that much and ur life consists of music, hot
> women, alcohol and a shitload of money? Uh, no! Ur
> probably a paper pusher that sits in a cubicle all
> day long posting hate comment on here. And eesh ur
> such a dumbass, I came here halfway through the
> post and can already tell safe ride or alan didn't
> start this, left after defending himself and moved
> the fuck on. Do the same dude, get a life, or end
> urs, either way do something productive. Btw that
> pic is his old mercedes, which he got rid off
> years ago, whoever found it can read the date on
> it, Oh and how is it badass to say "come to
> waterfront, I'll find u"? Nah u bitch ass punk,
> that's like saying let me take a look at u in
> person and THEN I'll decide to fight u, but if I
> get scared u can't do anything cause I'll be
> hiding. If ur such a hard ass how about u put ur
> picture up too? Then marK will know what ur bitch
> ass looks like! Lol sure let me drive up to
> waterfront to wait and see if this random guy is
> gonna have the balls to do something, or maybe
> he'll just jump me with 50 of his bitches since I
> wouldn't see it coming. Mark this dude is a joke,
> which apparently didn't do enough research to find
> out about the many martial arts tournamets you
> have won before. Peace out!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Gay ()
Date: September 09, 2011 05:11PM

DJ MagikMark,


Why is there a homoerotic picture of another guy semi-exposing himself on your photobucket account?

(Don't try and deny it, because I copied the html code of the picture in your photobucket account and included it below)

< ahref="http://s198.photobucket.com/albums/aa173/djmagikmark/?action=view&current=922582071_m.jpg" target="_blank">PhotobucketPhotobucket

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: awesome sauce ()
Date: September 09, 2011 05:43PM

Eesh is that picture of the guy with the blow-out you?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lotti Gotti he likes to party ()
Date: September 09, 2011 05:50PM

awesome sauce Wrote:
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> Eesh is that picture of the guy with the blow-out
> you?


It's an internet meme picture of one of the Gotti like douchebags from Jersey.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 09, 2011 06:26PM

awesome sauce Wrote:
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> Eesh is that picture of the guy with the blow-out
> you?




No, that picture visualizes everything DJ Majick represents.



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Analogy ()
Date: September 09, 2011 06:35PM

karma's a bitch wrote:
---

>Don't even
> waste time hating on DJ Magik. He's the best DJ at Paper Moon



Being the best dj at paper moon is like being the smartest kid In a retard class.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: rick flair ()
Date: September 09, 2011 10:35PM

HOW DOESNT ANYONE ELSE SEE IT HE LOOKS JUST LIKE RICK FLAIR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dumb people with nothin better to do, yea that would include me ()
Date: September 10, 2011 02:48AM

I find it funny that u kids sit here talkin shit behind fake names, u all look like retards and its clear only 2 people have stepped up and put their name on a post, which would be mark and alan, funny to c who has the balls to put it out there, everyone else is too scared to show their face or names, all u little bitches with nothing better to do are all the same, talk shit and hide, if u got something to say b a man or woman and dont hide behind ur fake names, otherwise crawl back into ur moms bbasement and continue circle jerkin each other.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Magikmark goes both ways ()
Date: September 10, 2011 07:11PM

DJ Gay Wrote:
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> DJ MagikMark,
>
>
> Why is there a homoerotic picture of another guy
> semi-exposing himself on your photobucket
> account?
>
> (Don't try and deny it, because I copied the html
> code of the picture in your photobucket account
> and included it below)
> hY
> <
> ahref="http://s198.photobucket.com/albums/aa173/dj
> magikmark/?action=view&current=922582071_m.jpg
> " target="_blank">


Looks looks like dj magikmark likes the magic stick in his mouth and plants in his ass! Lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: fuck the fake dj magik from va ()
Date: September 10, 2011 09:00PM

This is the real dj magik that spun at Ultra.


http://www.dj-magik.com/
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ MagikFagIt ()
Date: September 10, 2011 10:09PM

Watch DJ MagikFagit flex and do a gay little dance before throwing up brick cities and air balls left and right in a 3 point contest (he made only one out of like 15+ shots)...his girlfriend's ugly mug is visible in the beginning of the video ( she's the ugly looking meth whore wearing the bug sunglasses and the nose piercing)


Way to lie about being 35 on your youtube page...you were born in 1970, that's why your youtube account is magikmark70...your whole life and image is a lie..is there anything you don't lie about?



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:05PM

That ugly looking meth whore is my wife, BITCH! Come down to paper moon and say that to my face, PUSSY! Wait, your anonymous pussy ass is too scared to grow some balls and come see me because I'm so bad ass and SO winning!


DJ MagikFagIt Wrote:
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> Watch DJ MagikFagit flex and do a gay little dance
> before throwing up brick cities and air balls left
> and right in a 3 point contest (he made only one
> out of like 15+ shots)...his girlfriend's ugly mug
> is visible in the beginning of the video ( she's
> the ugly looking meth whore wearing the bug
> sunglasses and the nose piercing)
>
>
> Way to lie about being 35 on your youtube
> page...you were born in 1970, that's why your
> youtube account is magikmark70...your whole life
> and image is a lie..is there anything you don't
> lie about?
>
>
>

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:17PM

Mark DjMagik Wagner

Check his facebook page. Says he "promotes" UltraFest. Was does that mean?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:45PM

If that guy is 35 he has done even more drugs than I initially thought.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:02PM

WHAT?? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!? I have not been on here for a few days, i come back, and you guys are STILL talking about this? lol wow.... And "jbass" i STILL don't see a picture of you.... So stop talking shit if you can't back it up... Ur being the kid that throws the rock and turns around, as opposed to what mark is doing which is catching ur stupid rock and running after you with it but you just hid somewhere. That

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:04PM

*That is just a pussy move. So i would say leave the post or put ur pic up

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:06PM

that guy Wrote:
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> WHAT?? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!? I have not
> been on here for a few days, i come back, and you
> guys are STILL talking about this? lol wow.... And
> "jbass" i STILL don't see a picture of you.... So
> stop talking shit if you can't back it up... Ur
> being the kid that throws the rock and turns
> around, as opposed to what mark is doing which is
> catching ur stupid rock and running after you with
> it but you just hid somewhere. That


Aha! But then DJ dude threw the rock at where JBass was hiding and JBass deflected the rock which broke a window and the DJ guy got in trouble and had to pay for it!

Game, set, match, good sir.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:07PM

Um, this site is based on anonymity. Don't blame me because your boy made a mistake by coming on here with his real information. Your rock throwing analogy doesn't even come close to explaining this situation.

Its more like we are playing a game of dodge-ball and your boy wants to throw rocks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:08PM

Love UltraFest Wrote:
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> Mark DjMagik Wagner
>
> Check his facebook page. Says he "promotes"
> UltraFest. Was does that mean?


uh, it means he helps pass the word about the concert he'll be at dumbass. You don't think artists promote their concerts? Some people i swear.... Ur dad should've pulled out...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:11PM

Promoters are hanger-ons. Nobodys. They try to stay close to the club scene by trying to get people to parties or events. Oh and DJ Magik, really original. A FB search pulls up about a hundred of them.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:12PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> that guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > WHAT?? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!? I have
> not
> > been on here for a few days, i come back, and
> you
> > guys are STILL talking about this? lol wow....
> And
> > "jbass" i STILL don't see a picture of you....
> So
> > stop talking shit if you can't back it up... Ur
> > being the kid that throws the rock and turns
> > around, as opposed to what mark is doing which
> is
> > catching ur stupid rock and running after you
> with
> > it but you just hid somewhere. That
>
>
> Aha! But then DJ dude threw the rock at where
> JBass was hiding and JBass deflected the rock
> which broke a window and the DJ guy got in trouble
> and had to pay for it!
>
> Game, set, match, good sir


that was funny i'll give u that lol, but i did not say he threw it back, i said he chased u with it. And Jbass if its based on anonymity why did Mark get put on blast then? picture, "address", car that he used to drive, videos, sounds to me that he's ok with it tho so y don't u step up to the plate then and show us how simple it is to make more fun of ur life than his?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:15PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Promoters are hanger-ons. Nobodys. They try to
> stay close to the club scene by trying to get
> people to parties or events. Oh and DJ Magik,
> really original. A FB search pulls up about a
> hundred of them.


Go to your favorite artist's site, whether its backstreet boys or spice girls, whoever u get down with, they advertise their own shows, aka promote. Mark passed out fliers and said come see me in Miami. Sooo, how is that a bad thing?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Djmagikfagit ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:24PM

that guy Wrote:
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> WHAT?? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!? I have not
> been on here for a few days, i come back, and you
> guys are STILL talking about this? lol wow.... And
> "jbass" i STILL don't see a picture of you.... So
> stop talking shit if you can't back it up... Ur
> being the kid that throws the rock and turns
> around, as opposed to what mark is doing which is
> catching ur stupid rock and running after you with
> it but you just hid somewhere. That



Anonymous lying about being a famous dj whose friends shove plants up his ass sockpuppet post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:31PM

lol no dude... If you knew how to read u could see that mark has no issue coming in here with his real name....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj fucktwit ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:35PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Love UltraFest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mark DjMagik Wagner
> >
> > Check his facebook page. Says he "promotes"
> > UltraFest. Was does that mean?
> by
>
> uh, it means he helps pass the word about the
> concert he'll be at dumbass. You don't think
> artists promote their concerts? Some people i
> swear.... Ur dad should've pulled out...



Calling dj magik mark an artist is like calling Hitler a humanitarian.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Quit lying, dj fraud ()
Date: September 12, 2011 01:58PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Love UltraFest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Mark DjMagik Wagner
> >
> > Check his facebook page. Says he "promotes"
> > UltraFest. Was does that mean?
>
> uh, it means he helps pass the word about the
> concert he'll be at dumbass. You don't think
> artists promote their concerts? Some people i
> swear.... Ur dad should've pulled out...


Real and famous djs dont have to promote themselves...thats what a publicist/agent is for. If ur a dj and ur passing out your own flyers....ur not big time and ur not spinning at ultra.


I have never heard of any major performing artist being given a staff badge and having to promote the show by handing out flyers.

Ur a liar...u didn't perform at ultra....as far as being an ultra promoter goes...u were street team and put flyers on cars for which you received a staff pass for ultra.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:10PM

Truth. Or how about the fact that not one person you know took a video or picture of you during your performance? You are 100% the type of guy that loves pics of himself. You would certainly have a keepsake for the biggest day of your life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:16PM

if u guys are such good hackers y don't u go into his private facebook account and look at all the videos and pictures of him at Ultra? And he promoted himself to let his friends know about him being in Miami, cause who in VA keeps up with what goes on in Miami? Ultra is big yes, but some people don't have a clue of what it is. He doesn't HAVE to promote for his show, but if u had a big gig im sure u would want ur friends to know. And stop thinking im mark!! lol, y would i post as "that guy" and Mark on the same post? lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Exactly ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:19PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Truth. Or how about the fact that not one person
> you know took a video or picture of you during
> your performance?


Fact.


You are 100% the type of guy
> that loves pics of himself


Especially pictures of him flexing and sucking in his gut in the bathroom...and who can forget the plant shoved up his ass photo?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:26PM

Here is the only one of him on stage out of a 40 picture album. I dont see any vinyl in front of him. This would be the equivalent cameraman at FedEx field saying he is a player. GTFO
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:37PM

Check out "that guy".

Google bigmarkspain to find his twitter account.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Dumbass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:47PM

that guy Wrote:
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> if u guys are such good hackers y don't u go into
> his private facebook account and look at all the
> videos and pictures of him at Ultra?



How CONvenient, mark...a secured private facebook account, really? Why don't you just post the pics, mark? No..? Because they dont exist...



And he
> promoted himself to let his friends know about him
> being in Miami, cause who in VA keeps up with what
> goes on in Miami? Ultra is big yes, but some
> people don't have a clue of what it is.



Unless you live under a rock, you've heard of ultra...even your gay ass knows about it, mark!



> stop thinking im mark!! lol, y would i post as
> "that guy" and Mark on the same post? lol



Like that's never been done before! Do you seriously think everyone here can't see through your fake "that guy" veil, mark? I can't believe it, but you must be dumber than you look....which is hard to top, btw!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Wannabe ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:57PM

Love UltraFest Wrote:
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> Check out "that guy".
>
> Google bigmarkspain to find his twitter account.


Busted!



Who the fuck would want to follow that douche on twitter?


Twitter is for famous people and wannabe hangarounds who say they are a world famous dj, but spin full time at a shitty strip club in va.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:58PM

lol u guys are too funny. Sure.... I'm mark, oh, and marc, and mr ramirez, oh, and eesh too, y not?... does that make u feel better?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Markus Doucheus ()
Date: September 12, 2011 03:10PM

that guy Wrote:
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> lol u guys are too funny. Sure.... I'm mark, oh,
> and marc, and mr ramirez, oh, and eesh too, y
> not?... does that make u feel better?



you are definitely not eesh, but most definitely are DJ mark the douchebag.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 03:38PM

you got me...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: safe no more ()
Date: September 12, 2011 03:56PM

One good thing that's likely to come about from this thread is we're unlikely to see future saferide spam postings on FFU.

Then again, this whole thread is just generating publicity for Paper Moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: its called 'anonymity' for a reason ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:02PM

I'm glad there are people on here that think they know who someone truly is. Just because someone isn't agreeing with all the trash talk on DJ Magik and is offering a defense does not mean they are DJ Magik. The logic there seems a little iffy. Go ahead and accuse me of being DJ Magik. I, like most of the people on here, have too much free time on my hands which is why i'm on here. The difference is I recognize that this is a topic that should've died some time ago. I'm baffled at the fact that so many people on here are claiming there's no evidence to things DJ Magik is saying but yet they are making statements and have no evidence to back it up. How do you know "That guy" or "Karma's a bitch" is DJ Magik? Supposedly having the ability to see past someone's anonymity based on the content of their posts still does not constitute as proof. Food for thought.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:08PM

its called 'anonymity' for a reason Wrote:
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> The
> difference is I recognize that this is a topic
> that should've died some time ago.

You know what helps stop that? Don't post anymore. Stop trying to defend your friend. If that happens, the thread gradually moves down the list and disappears off the front page. Some jackass may someday bump it in an attempt to dredge up some of you again. Ignore them. Let it go. This is the way to win an internet argument. Let it just die.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:09PM

For the record, I think the Safe Ride is a good idea. But if you are going to dress like that, have 80s glam-rock hair, wear eye makeup, DJ at a strip club and talk about how you make more in a week than I make in a month; Im gonna bust balls. Period. I own up to who I am. I wear pink polos, people make fun of me for that on here all the time.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: F off ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:21PM

Oooits called 'anonymity' for a reason Wrote:
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> I'm glad there are people on here that think they
> know who someone truly is. Just because someone
> isn't agreeing with all the trash talk on DJ Magik
> and is offering a defense does not mean they are
> DJ Magik. The logic there seems a little iffy. Go
> ahead and accuse me of being DJ Magik. I, like
> most of the people on here, have too much free
> time on my hands which is why i'm on here. The
> difference is I recognize that this is a topic
> that should've died some time ago. I'm baffled at
> the fact that so many people on here are claiming
> there's no evidence to things DJ Magik is saying
> but yet they are making statements and have hI
> evidence to back it up. How do you know "That guy"
> or "Karma's a bitch" is DJ Magik? Supposedly
> having the ability to see past someone's anonymity
> based on the content of their posts still does not
> constitute as proof. Food for thought.


You are def not mark, because you actually know how to write. However, "that guy" is definitely Mark; it is just so painfully obvious, dummy.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dumb numb nom ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:26PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> its called 'anonymity' for a reason Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > The
> > difference is I recognize that this is a topic
> > that should've died some time ago.
>
> You know what helps stop that? Don't post anymore.
> Stop trying to defend your friend. If that
> happens, the thread gradually moves down the list
> and disappears off the front page. Some jackass hI
> may someday bump it in an attempt to dredge up
> some of you again. Ignore them. Let it go. This is
> the way to win an internet argument. Let it just
> die.


Some people are just too stupid to realize this!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dj attention-starved ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:40PM

obviously dj attention whore does not want the thread to die.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Fraud ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:58PM

Total attention whore. That explains all of the lies and the constant posting from separate accounts, pretending to be different posters exalting the fake legitimacy of this fraud.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ fake-ass wannabe ()
Date: September 12, 2011 05:00PM

Yeah, I completely agree with you two. What a fake fraud loser in life who feels compelled to build up his ego with his false claims in this thread. FAKE FRAUD LOSER IN LIFE!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 05:04PM

His older daughter is kinda tight.... I was thinking about submitting it for a "Hot or Not" but after Maddie blew her lid, Imma steer clear.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: you gotta ()
Date: September 12, 2011 05:08PM

Let the good times roll... POST IT ALREADY!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: who? ()
Date: September 12, 2011 06:40PM

hahahaha i had to scroll to the very beginning to see wtf u were talking about safe ride, this has gone from lauren, to safe ride, to alan, to mark, to that guy, to djs, to ultra, omg i LOVE THIS LMAO!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: jbassss ()
Date: September 12, 2011 07:27PM

lmao is this what you look like jbass?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Marky Mark&the faggy bunch ()
Date: September 12, 2011 07:42PM

jbassss Wrote:
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> lmao is this what you look like jbass?


No, but we know what kind of a gay clown you look like, marky mark.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: really? ()
Date: September 12, 2011 07:47PM

damn it guys not everyone that posts here is mark lol, i was just making fun of the fact that jbass picked on himself about wearing pink shirts, damn!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Okie ()
Date: September 12, 2011 08:01PM

really? Wrote:
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> damn it guys not everyone that posts here is mark
> lol, i was just making fun of the fact that jbass
> picked on himself about wearing pink shirts, damn!



Sure thing, anonymous "friend" of DJ PlantRape.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: To much time on your hands ()
Date: September 12, 2011 08:06PM

This is hard to believe you guys have so much time to talk about one person! I seen in an earlier post he would meet you anywhere & nobody has stood up to the plate seems like to me a bunch of scared fags who wont even say who they are! I agree the pics are funny but how long have you been talking about this guy? Keep it your actually making ppl wonder who this guy is and sending business to his club.. I'm sure his boss loves this.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Nobodies fooled!! ()
Date: September 12, 2011 08:10PM

Good job Elise!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dj knuckles ()
Date: September 12, 2011 08:12PM

To much time on your hands Wrote:
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> This is hard to believe you guys have so much time
> to talk about one person! I seen in an earlier
> post he would meet you anywhere & nobody has stood
> up to the plate seems like to me a bunch of scared
> fags who wont even say who they are! I agree the
> pics are funny but how long have you been talking
> about this guy? Keep it your actually making ppl
> wonder who this guy is and sending business to his
> club.. I'm sure his boss loves this.


ok where do u wnna meet me bro

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: mom must be proud ()
Date: September 12, 2011 08:20PM

To much time on your hands Wrote:
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> This is hard to believe you guys have so much time
> to talk about one person! I seen in an earlier
> post he would meet you anywhere & nobody has stood
> up to the plate seems like to me a bunch of scared
> fags who wont even say who they are! I agree the
> pics are funny but how long have you been talking
> about this guy? Keep it your actually making ppl
> wonder who this guy is and sending business to his
> club.. I'm sure his boss loves this.


I'm sure his boss and his friends love the fact that he has pics of naked men and one of a plant shoved up his ass on his photobucket account.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ magik ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:05PM

This is the real Mark & I can tell you I haven't been on here in 4 days the ONLY reason I am on here is cause a friend called me & said u mentioned my daughter & was gonna post a pic of her.. Bro let me tell you u can get personal with me all u want cause it makes me laugh that for 5 days now all u have done is talked about me & I think it's awesome that u can be so caught up & intrigued with my life. Thank you!! But I am being DEAD serious you leave my fucking daughter out of this! I guess boys & girls JBass is a pedifile u sick fuck! & I will meet you ANYWHERE u want that I promise u give me the place & time ON MY FAMILY I will be there u have talked about me for 5 days but now u brought my kid into this that's crossing the line! And I'm sure ppl reading will agree shes a fucking kid bro & I will fight to my grave to protect her!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:10PM

Ab
and for the ppl that stuck up for me thanx!! I know I haven't posted shit on here since last week I don't HIDE behind keyboards & make fake names My name is Mark & like I said pedifile Boy the time & the place cause I know I will be there and anybody that knows me knows I will be there! I'm blown away u can bring a kid into something this personal AND say she is tight!! Ur sick bro!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Dumbass ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:33PM

DJ FagIt,


It's "pedophile," not "pedifile," you illiterate fucktard!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: beyond ridiculous ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:48PM

This trash talking is getting ridiculous. Now ppl are bitching because someone spelled incorrectly? Get the fuck outta here and do something more productive with your life than waste words on this bullshit thread.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 12, 2011 10:53PM

DJ magik Wrote:
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> This is the real Mark & I can tell you I haven't
> been on here in 4 days the ONLY reason I am on
> here is cause a friend called me & said u
> mentioned my daughter & was gonna post a pic of
> her.. Bro let me tell you u can get personal with
> me all u want cause it makes me laugh that for 5
> days now all u have done is talked about me & I
> think it's awesome that u can be so caught up &
> intrigued with my life. Thank you!! But I am being
> DEAD serious you leave my fucking daughter out of
> this! I guess boys & girls JBass is a pedifile u
> sick fuck! & I will meet you ANYWHERE u want that
> I promise u give me the place & time ON MY FAMILY
> I will be there u have talked about me for 5 days
> but now u brought my kid into this that's crossing
> the line! And I'm sure ppl reading will agree shes
> a fucking kid bro & I will fight to my grave to
> protect her!!





I'm very concerned that this young girl has a father that posts pics on the internet of himself stuffing plants in his rectum.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:30PM

eesh..... Don't you have something better to do? U had gone back to your sad life and left everyone here alone, y is it that for some odd reason u have decided to come back and be a fucktard all over again? We all have gone through the days of being retarded drunk and have your friends fuck with you while ur passed out. Obviously there are some things you need tho, 1, you have to be old enough to buy alcohol (which i'm still doubting if u are), 2, and here's the tough one for you, you have to have friends... If you have never gone through the sharpie to the face days, or shaving cream on the hand jokes, or hand in warm water while ur passed out, then my friend, you have lived a sad.... sad.... saaad life... Its called drunken/college/partying days... And he who doesn't go through them is just a boring nerd who probably stays at home chatting or posting on.... wait.... IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW lol

Point being, that picture only shows that mark had a good time and was dumb enough to be the first one to pass out lol, happens to the best of us... Except for the plant thing... That was a little rough of his friends.... But there is humor there...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:31PM

and about his kid.... that was a low blow jbass... kinda sick if you ask me...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:33PM

that guy Wrote:
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> We all have gone through the days of
> being retarded drunk and have your friends fuck
> with you while ur passed out.




When you have children to take care of like DJ Majik does, there are better and more important things to do with your life than get "retarded drunk."

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Huh?? ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:44PM

that guy Wrote:
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> ... Its called
> drunken/college/partying days...


@ 41 years old?....and I seriously doubt Magik the faggot went to college.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:44PM

that's what vacations are for... just cause we have kids don't mean we don't EVER get to have fun.... And who knows how old the picture is, you can't even see his face!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:46PM

that guy Wrote:
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> you
> can't even see his face!!




Who would want to? He looks like he is made out of beef jerky and potato skin.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:54PM

lets see your face then, i'm sure there is absolutely NOTHING to make fun of right?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 12, 2011 11:59PM

that guy Wrote:
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> lets see your face then, i'm sure there is
> absolutely NOTHING to make fun of right?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:21AM

u guys are obsessed.... thats the problem lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hell2Pay ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:30AM

that guy Wrote:
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> lol u guys are too funny. Sure.... I'm mark, oh,
> and marc, and mr ramirez, oh, and eesh too, y
> not?... does that make u feel better?



You are not Mark Ramirez, but you are Mark Wagner. You can't run away from your past and act like nothing happened...or did you forget about Christie's in Greensboro?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Where the magic happens ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:51AM

that guy Wrote:
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>
>
> Point being, that picture only shows that mark had
> a good time and was dumb enough to be the first
> one to pass out lol, happens to the best of us...

Dumb enough to hang out with guys that like to shove things up their buddies ass. I guess he just pretends to pass out so his friends can toss his salad.

Maybe it was "that guy" who planted the bush in Marks anus. That's why he's here all feisty defending his bitch.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Warning! ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:10AM

Warning to all people posting the Phorum IPC network who runs this site is investigating this matter & will be running Ip Addresses. Be careful. Just thought I would warn you.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lol yeah ok ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:16AM

lol sure

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Omgrotfl ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:18AM

Warning! Wrote:
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> Warning to all people posting the Phorum IPC
> network who runs this site is investigating this
> matter & will be running Ip Addresses. Be careful.
> Just thought I would warn you.


Oh noes...we've been backtraced...theres no escape from the cyber police! :(

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Date: September 13, 2011 02:50AM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Check the laws ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:06AM

You should know that when threats are being made they way they are and threats of a minor childs picture being posted yes they do take a different approach on these matters. They can keep it up its just a friendly warning that's all. I just don't agree with either of you it's like underage kids that's taken something to far.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:19AM

How about FUCK OFF "check the laws" I hope they do run my Address I've got nothing to hind I will fuck somebody up over my kid that's for sure! Post pics of me all u want it was all funny to me to know that for 5-6 days now these ppl ha e nothing better to do than talk about me I think it's awesome!! But my kid has been brought into this! So they can come investigate me all they want I will kill yes I said kill a Mother fucker over my kid! As u can see they won't meet me face to face & never will cause that's what these geeks do all day & night!! As far a the pic with a plant 7 yrs ago it was taken at the beach passed out drunk!! Everybody that's party'd has done stupid shit! Damn Jackass made a hit show & movies from doing stupid shit like that! So I could careless about old ass pictures I hope it gives ppl a laugh it did me!! But I will defend my fucking friends family & especially my kid! So let them do what they have to do to investigate my threats cause they should.. It's not a threat it's a promise

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bs ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:46AM

Check the laws Wrote:
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> You should know that when threats are being made
> they way they are and threats of a minor childs
> picture being posted yes they do take a different
> approach on these matters. They can keep it up its
> just a friendly warning that's all. I just don't
> agree with either of you it's like underage kids
> that's taken something to far.


Ur retarded, dude. As long as no one is posting anything sick, like child pornography or attempting to morally defile or endager a minor, there is nothing the cops can do about it.


Magik faggot's threats aren't the greatest idea, since now, in a post 9/11 world, threats via electronic communication can be taken seriously, especially if it involves females, children, or the general public's safety.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 04:02AM

I could careless if it's the greatest idea or not! All I'm saying is I will defend my kid at ANY cost! I hope they keep talking about me PLZ do I'm curious to see how many more days this will go on it's up to like 5 or 6 now. I'm sure the cops or whoever is not worried about me cause they all know none of these ppl are man enough to meet me anyway. I will check back in a few days to see if im still the talk of the town I hope so. I do have a life so it will def be a few days b4 I can get back on here..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: def ()
Date: September 13, 2011 08:06AM

suuuure it will "be a few days" dj that guy/magik dipshit

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ PlantInAss ()
Date: September 13, 2011 09:42AM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> I could careless if it's the greatest idea or not!
> All I'm saying is I will defend my kid at ANY
> cost! I hope they keep talking about me PLZ do I'm
> curious to see how many more days this will go on
> it's up to like 5 or 6 now. I'm sure the cops or
> whoever is not worried about me cause they all
> know none of these ppl are man enough to meet me
> anyway. I will check back in a few days to see if
> im still the talk of the town I hope so. I do have
> a life so it will def be a few days b4 I can get
> back on here..



Hey, dumbass, it's "couldn't care less" (that's the second or third time you've written it wrong ). Btw, don't fucking lie, guy; you've been on this site on a daily basis as this guy and "that guy!"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj trick ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:05AM

Interestingly enough, Mark sees nothing wrong with being a be a passed out drunk father who posts pics of his anal insertion adventures on the Internet. Now he's ready to kill if someone dares to repost a pic of his daughter, that was already on the Internet to begin with.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:46AM

First, she is not a minor. Second, I specifically said I wasnt going to post her picture. Third, When you come on a public forum and brag about how tight your life is, how much you make etc. etc. etc, you should make sure that pictures YOU posted of your completely legal 18+ daughter in a bikini are hidden from the public/ only available for your friends to view. Fourth, check the definition of the word pedophile. ME finding your 18+ daughter attractive does not even come close to the definition. Fifth, I would use the word nubile to describe your daughter, yes I admit that I find nubiles attractive. I think most men who dont are lying or gay. Sixth, stop being a fucking douche. I work in front of a computer for a living, the nature of my job allows me time to surf and post. You are a DJ, I still want to know how you are posting on this site during times you should be spinning.

Once again I think safe ride is a pretty good idea. I dont give a shit about you getting hammered, passing out etc. There is absolutely nothing you can legally do if I do post a pic of your daughter, I am not afraid of your threats. For the time, I'll keep that off of here as a sign of good faith. Now stop bragging about how much you make and how tight your life is. Deal?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dj knuckles ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:57AM

The weaklings always offer a truce.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:21PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> As far a the pic with a plant 7 yrs
> ago it was taken at the beach passed out drunk!!


This doesn't really help your cause.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:24PM

His oldest would have been 11 or 12. I wonder if this was a family vacation.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj no talent ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:36PM

JBass Wrote:
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>I still want to know
> how you are posting on this site during times you
> should be spinning.


Pushing play on a cd player mixed track is not considered spinning or djing and takes zero skill.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Eyeliner ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:41PM

Yes, it was a family vacation. He and his daughter learned how to apply eyeliner for the first time on that trip. They were drunk and LoL'd the night away. He awoke in a haze to the tickling sensation of roots in his bunghole.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tetramisole ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:52PM

One word for that freak's nose:

TETRAMISOLE. It's an animal wormer! It is TOTALLY safe to snort it though, don't worry.


His facial cartilage looks like it's pretty much GONE. Imagine what he will look like in a few years with just a moist, drooling red hole instead of that Shrek-bulb he's got now.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: rofflymayonnaise ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:52PM

Omgrotfl Wrote:
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> Warning! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Warning to all people posting the Phorum IPC
> > network who runs this site is investigating
> this
> > matter & will be running Ip Addresses. Be
> careful.
> > Just thought I would warn you.
>
>
> Oh noes...we've been backtraced...theres no escape
> from the cyber police! :(

consequences will never be the same!!!

for the old-school regulars: how many of you think Patrick aka Inkahootz would think this DJ Magik retard is the coolest guy in the world? they're a match made in heaven:

- both think Miami is an exotic place
- both think its all about booze, drugs, and "hot bitches"
- both guys "back their shit up"
- both think a shithouse stripclub like Paper Moon is a decent establishment
- both have kids they dont' take care of
- both guys brag about their fighting cred
- both guys are effeminite looking closet homosexuals

i wonder what their wedding will look like? LOL!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Alan Guevara ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:56PM

Guys I ask you to please leave safe ride out of this post, it was done and over with on the first page. Mark is a good friend of mine that tried defending my business and look at what happened. Mark I am terribly sorry about all of this. I understand that I'll probably start getting bashed again and trash talked which its expected at this point by the look of how the post turned, but my business is for the good of people so please leave it out of this.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik's Daughter ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:57PM

In the best interests of the inter-webz and the free flow of information, someone post a picture of DJ Magik's daughter for us to judge. NAO!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I'm curious ()
Date: September 13, 2011 12:58PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I could careless if it's the greatest idea or not!
> All I'm saying is I will defend my kid at ANY
> cost! I hope they keep talking about me PLZ do I'm
> curious to see how many more days this will go on
> it's up to like 5 or 6 now. I'm sure the cops or
> whoever is not worried about me cause they all
> know none of these ppl are man enough to meet me
> anyway. I will check back in a few days to see if
> im still the talk of the town I hope so. I do have
> a life so it will def be a few days b4 I can get
> back on here..

So should someone kick your ass for posting a picture of your daughter on the internet for the perverts of the world to see, too? You can't pick and choose when to be responsible, brah.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:12PM

Listen up JBass and eesh...if u two fags can take some time to take each others dicks out of your mouths ...LISTEN UP...I WILL FIND YOU PUNKS and shove something worse than a plant up your asses...I ALREADY know who youre William and I will Zumwaltz all over your ass...and JBass...i will find you in clarendon one of these nightsand shove my girls stilletoes up your ass...this I promise you and thats not a threat...its a PROMISE!!!


PEACE OUT!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dj knuckles ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:20PM

Why not just use your stilletoes? You don't want to drop down to 5'3"??

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: His Daughters ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:25PM

Lets not loose focus here, we all need to see DJ Magik's daughters, the crowds have spoken give her to us.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Kevin james ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:27PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> IM broke?!? Lmao that's why I drive a E55 AmG
> Benz!!! Yeah ok... And I said at the fountain Bleu
> in Miami which I know for a fact u have never
> stepped foot in!! Bro u are sounding more stupid
> everytime u speak! Gonna say it again hide behind
> ur keyboard u big pussy!!!! Or better yet u little
> BITCH!!! Cause we know all u gonna do is hide


Why is it so important for people to know what kind of car you drive? Are you that insecure?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Little Miss Magik JR ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:30PM

His Daughters Wrote:
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> Lets not loose focus here, we all need to see DJ
> Magik's daughters, the crowds have spoken give her
> to us.


We want to see magik jr's tits....tits or gtfo!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:31PM

Oh DJ Magik, What am I going to do with you? I dont think you meet the minimum intelligence threshold required to track me down. I am not afraid of you and for the record am more than capable of holding my own. Not to toot my own horn but this mans Army trained me very well.

Now you fucking retarded, coked-up washout; dont post pictures on the internet..... if you dont want them on the internet. Your daughters photo is available BECAUSE YOU POSTED it. A 4 second google search resulted in me finding it, it wasnt a covert operation or hack job. You are a strung-out loser, I doubt you make close to what you claim but even if you do, your lifestyle clearly keeps up with your income. Honestly, I bet you are in debt. I bet your daughter had to take student loans to get into beauty school. Congratulations you fucking Brett Michaels wanna be, you just gave the board their wish.

I tried playing nice earlier this morning, but you continued to threaten violence. If I see your ugly mug coming at me, I will defend myself by all means necessary. God you really are fucking retarded.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:35PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Magik tits ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:47PM

Little Miss Magik JR Wrote:
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> His Daughters Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Lets not loose focus here, we all need to see
> DJ
> > Magik's daughters, the crowds have spoken give
> her
> > to us.
>
>
> We want to see magik jr's tits....tits or gtfo!
Attachments:
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Gross! ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:50PM

Magik tits Wrote:
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> Little Miss Magik JR Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > His Daughters Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Lets not loose focus here, we all need to see
> > DJ
> > > Magik's daughters, the crowds have spoken
> give
> > her
> > > to us.
> >
> >
> > We want to see magik jr's tits....tits or gtfo!


[pic of gay man's man teets]


Cannot fap!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy ()
Date: September 13, 2011 01:57PM

JBass Wrote:
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> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/67
> 1672.html


Wow, magik's daughter is a total money shooter....I'd totally stick my plant in her bunghole!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: seriously people??? ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:14PM

I'm not on anyone's side here but talking about this guy's daughter like she's a piece of meat is really crossing a line. Go ahead and say that DJ Magik crossed some line with making threats and bragging about his lifestyle, I don't care. It's called being a bigger person. Try it sometime.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:31PM

Agreed. Show some class - even if you have to fake it. Please just delete the post.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Where is it? ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:32PM

I thought jbass was going to post magiks daughters picture in this thread...what happened?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Yes Bro. seriously ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:34PM

seriously people??? Wrote:
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> I'm not on anyone's side here but talking about
> this guy's daughter like she's a piece of meat is
> really crossing a line. Go ahead and say that DJ
> Magik crossed some line with making threats and
> bragging about his lifestyle, I don't care. It's
> called being a bigger person. Try it sometime.

Who gives a fuck who her father is, thats hot snatch on two legs. If i gave a flying fuck about the opinions of every whores father who i debased i wouldn't have time to frequent bars and get easy sluts like her to open their legs would I brah? The only line i want to cross is the split between her legs

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: seriously people??? ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:48PM

I wonder if you'll feel the same way when you have a daughter.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: no way ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:51PM

I wouldn't present my daughter on the internet for all to see in the company of the other photos (i.e. plant up ass). Really just asking for it.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Yes Bro. seriously ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:52PM

so when I have a daughter I wont be attracted to sluts and will think first of the fathers that raised them before sexually picturing them gagging on my member? Is that what you wonder? If I'll still pop wood when i see a trixy blond like DJ limpdicks bimbo daughter smiling into the camera like the attention whore she is born to be wearing a 2 piece slut suit and a provocative come-fuck-me belly button piercing? Spare me your soap box holier than thou bullshit, i saw hot snatch i commented. Everybody is someone's daughter

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 13, 2011 02:53PM

The point is that this fucking retard posts pictures of his girl on the internet, then shares his real name on a message board while in the process of belittling the other users. This should serve as a warning to him about how what he posts on the internet is in the public eye. I found the pic in about 4 seconds. Imagine what someone could come up with if they actually did some digging.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:32PM

Who wants to try my dildos?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:34PM

JBass, you can pretend to take the high road here, but you are causing a young woman who you don't even know a lot of pain. It diminishes you as a person and some day when (if?) you grow up you will realize that.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Andrew Ryan ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:35PM

In the dumb chick mirror pic, is he drinking Peroni or Michelob Ultra?

Because Michelob Ultra is unforgivable.


"Andrew, come back, brah."


-Fuck_The_Northman

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lulzatronic ()
Date: September 13, 2011 04:17PM

Andrew Ryan Wrote:
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> In the dumb chick mirror pic, is he drinking
> Peroni or Michelob Ultra?
>
> Because Michelob Ultra is unforgivable.

i don't know about that, but he's sucking his gut in so hard I can hear the picture grunting.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: The real DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 05:26PM

I don't know who is posting saying they are DJ Magik fucking stop I haven't been on here all day until I got another phone call about my daughter! I'm telling you leave my daughter out of this seriously! I hope and pray u step up & be a man & tell me a time and place to meet you! Army trained or not u still haven't stepped up & said who u really are.. And never will! So this is my last post so anybody saying they are DJ Magik is making it up just like everybody else on here.. I told u who I was fromthe start I havent post under any other name & never will believe what u what! And thanks Alan it's all good bro!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj fagit ()
Date: September 13, 2011 05:35PM

The real DJ Magik Wrote:
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> I don't know who is posting saying they are DJ
> Magik fucking stop I haven't been on here all day
> until I got another phone call...


Did comissioner Gordon call you on the Paper Moon Bat Phone while you were hitting play on the cd player?


anybody saying they are DJ Magik is making
> it up just like everybody else on here.


Making what up, exactly? Pictures don't lie.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 05:40PM

I have 1 more thing to say!! I didn't start this all I did was defend a friend who owns a great business & helps save lives!then u guys started bashing him! Why?? That's what I don't understand. Then u guys bounced on me I didn't post pics of anybody & the pics that were posted of eesh or whatever his damn name is I didn't even comment! I'm just saying 6 days now I'm the center of attention & I thinks it's awesome to be honest but leave my kid alone she's done nothing! If u wanna step up step up then or just hide like most ppl who talk shit on the Internet! & why would u take the time to google somebody to find pics?!?! Just way to much time u guys have!! I'm off here for good this is my final post. Hopefully though u guys will keep posting more pics of ME & keep talking about me.. Ppl Always say Bad publicity is great for business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Cliff Hanger ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:10PM

Hell2Pay Wrote:
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>
> You are not Mark Ramirez, but you are Mark Wagner.
> You can't run away from your past and act like
> nothing happened...or did you forget about
> Christie's in Greensboro?

Care to elaborate?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:15PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> I have 1 more thing to say!! I didn't start this
> all I did was defend a friend who owns a great
> business & helps save lives!then u guys started
> bashing him! Why??




1.) He advertises and writes gleaming reviews about his business using sockpuppets.

2.) You came on this site talking about how wealthy you are and how you party 24/7. We just called bullshit.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ego maniacal ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:16PM

DJ Magik wrote:

I'm off here for
> good this is my final post.


You said the same thing in your previous post.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:21PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I have 1 more thing to say!! I didn't start this
> all I did was defend a friend who owns a great
> business & helps save lives!then u guys started
> bashing him! Why?? That's what I don't understand.
> Then u guys bounced on me I didn't post pics of
> anybody & the pics that were posted of eesh or
> whatever his damn name is I didn't even comment!
> I'm just saying 6 days now I'm the center of
> attention & I thinks it's awesome to be honest but
> leave my kid alone she's done nothing! If u wanna
> step up step up then or just hide like most ppl
> who talk shit on the Internet! & why would u take
> the time to google somebody to find pics?!?! Just
> way to much time u guys have!! I'm off here for
> good this is my final post. Hopefully though u
> guys will keep posting more pics of ME & keep
> talking about me.. Ppl Always say Bad publicity is
> great


Hey, DJ Magik Mark Wagner - you're a washed up looking clown who works at a grade D strip club. Who cares that you drive a 10 year old Benz, that ain't that cool. Who cares that you make 100k? NO ONE. Sounds like and looks like you are trying very very very hard to make up for something you are lacking. You truly are the type of person people laugh at when you leave a room. Your inferiority complex probably leads you to believe they're laughing cuz their jealous.. But that's really not the case. They are laughing at you cuz ur a clown.

You are probably too dumb to realize that you've also committed a crime by threatening people with bodily harm via the internet. Hope your tough guy attitude gets you far in jail you felon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:34PM

btw, dj mark Magik Wagner, you seem like you're a really shitty parent. WTF kinda example to ur kids are you showing?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So serious ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:35PM

I have a goldfish.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ask magik mark ()
Date: September 13, 2011 06:46PM

Cliff Hanger Wrote:
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> Hell2Pay Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > You are not Mark Ramirez, but you are Mark
> Wagner.
> > You can't run away from your past and act like
> > nothing happened...or did you forget about
> > Christie's in Greensboro?
>
> Care to elaborate?



Get it from the horse's mouth

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Trajectory ()
Date: September 13, 2011 07:03PM

http://www.yesweekly.com/triad/article-2988-magik-mark-wagner.html

Tuesday, October 31,2006 "MAGIK" MARK WAGNER By Brian Clarey

People generally expect a set of circumstances when they go to a strip club: High-priced drinks, no sex (not even in the VIP room) and a strip-club DJ with the Voice, the ebullient, smarmy tone announcing the dancers and their songs.

The piece of man before you is DJ and professional emcee "Magik" Mark Wagner, and he is in possession of the Voice. Over his 18-year career it has helped him secure a most enviable job as emcee for bikini contests and model searches in Las Vegas, Myrtle Beach and Florida as well as his steady gig at Christie's Cabaret in Greensboro. And he's currently working on a documentary film, The VIP Backstage Pass to Adult Entertainment. "Most of the girls are putting themselves through school or they're single moms," he says. "That's why they do it." Another piece of strip-club DJ wisdon: "The most popular songs right now would have to be 'Come to Me' by P. Diddy or 'Crazy Bitch' by Buckcherry."

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Uncanny! ()
Date: September 13, 2011 07:54PM

The real DJ Magik Wrote:
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> I don't know who is posting saying they are DJ
> Magik fucking stop I haven't been on here all day
> until I got another phone call about my daughter!
> I'm telling you leave my daughter out of this
> seriously! I hope and pray u step up & be a man &
> tell me a time and place to meet you! Army trained
> or not u still haven't stepped up & said who u
> really are.. And never will! So this is my last
> post so anybody saying they are DJ Magik is making
> it up just like everybody else on here.. I told u
> who I was fromthe start I havent post under any
> other name & never will believe what u what! And
> thanks Alan it's all good bro!

holy shit this sounds exactly like Patrick L!!!

are you two bros?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Known Mark for years ()
Date: September 13, 2011 08:18PM

Mark just heard about this chat that's going on today just had time to read it all. Keep your chin up brother we all know for 1 you are a great father & a damn kick ass DJ. They say you brag about all the things you do well there's a lot he could have said that he hasn't & props to you. But I can. You should have told them that you MC'd the worlds largest Bikini contest in Las Vegas at Mandalay Bay that was on pay per view a few yrs back. And 2 months ago hosted Hooters National semi finals in Fayetteville NC. He did some work on The TV show Dawsons Creek yrs ago. So brother you have every right to tell people this stuff as far as you people talking about his daughter that's just wrong he has a right to threaten you. Somebody said he was small like 5ft 4 or something like that and skinny Bro what pic are you looking at? he's easy 6ft tall 225-230lbs He's by no means a little guy. Defend your daughter I know I would. Mark you are a good dude we all know that!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ip man ()
Date: September 13, 2011 09:29PM

Mark, they called me to let me know about this blog. It's a shame. For those of you who don't know Mark, he's won numerous martial arts tournaments. He's a master at the art of Bushido. He can do the split just like Van Dam.

No worries Mark, your friends got your back bro.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Paper moon is the shit ()
Date: September 13, 2011 09:31PM

I like Paper Moon I didn't when they first opened but they have some hot chicks there now. The guy in the pictures is a good DJ funny pictures but good jock You should go to Paper Moon it's a nice spot.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 13, 2011 09:36PM

Ip man Wrote:
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> Mark, they called me to let me know about this
> blog.

It's not a blog you dummy!

Mark's using his sock puppets to defend himself now!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: The daughter post is just wrong ()
Date: September 13, 2011 09:37PM

The daughter comments was wrong this Magik guy should be pissed I have 2 daughters and I would do the same thing. Dont blame you magik I would hunt the creeps down also. There are some losers on here

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 13, 2011 09:52PM

The daughter post is just wrong Wrote:
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> The daughter comments was wrong this Magik guy
> should be pissed I have 2 daughters and I would do
> the same thing. Dont blame you magik I would hunt
> the creeps down also. There are some losers on
> here


I dont see the problem.

1) He (mark wagner) invited all this drama on himself when he chimed in on how awesome he is and started talking trash to other posters. He's probably loving this little attention he gets.

2) He threatened JBass and Eesh from the very begining before the whole daughter pic thing was involved.

3) He's the one who plastered his daughter's bikini picture up on the internet himself for anyone to see and find. (sounds like a stand up, A-1, great parent)

4) He continued to egg on and threaten other posters.

5) She's 18+

6) Trust me, you nor him will be "hunting" anyone down.

7) He's still a clown lookin mofo

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tmi ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:04PM

Ip man Wrote:
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> He's a master at the art of Bushido.


Bushido? More like Bullshityo.


> He can do the split just like Van Dam.


So now we know he has no male sexual organs...thanks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I don't know this guy ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:04PM

I have no clue who this guy is I'm just saying I agree with them you talked about his daughter like a piece of meat that's wrong you might not have a daughter so you don't know but what if they said that about your mom & posted pictures? I'm sure you would feel the same way unless she is a piece of meat which she probably is.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Damn ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:16PM

Attention starved or not this magik guy has been talked about for many days you morons are gonna make people go to Paper Moon just because. It might be a dive as you say but any publicity is good for that kind of business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:30PM

Damn Wrote:
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> Attention starved or not this magik guy has been
> talked about for many days you morons are gonna
> make people go to Paper Moon just because. It
> might be a dive as you say but any publicity is
> good for that kind of business.

just don't pay with a credit card. Otherwise you'll be buyin Magik's next used to be cool used car.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:32PM

Fuck Magik is what I said when I first started reading all this but by page two I was on the guys side. Yeah a little arrogant but all you kept on and on and on. I don't blame the guy. So Magik Mark do what you do son it's working all of Fairfax will be talking about this soon at this rate. Damn I kinda envy the guy I sit behind a desk all day and here he is DJing in a strip joint and now the center of attention. He's doing something right so now I say fuck Magik Mark cause I wanna DJ a strip joint. "next to stage Patty" I think I can do it

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DAMNIt ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:35PM

So who cares if this drives business to Paper Moon. They will be ripped off, but hopefully leave with an empty wallet but no herpes to take home to their families. The whores will have drug money. Oh, yeah, I meant tuition.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lmao!!!! ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:36PM

U guys are so stupid.... Let me abbreviate what you have done in the last week.... Advertised safe ride, advertised DJ Magik's career, advertised ultra in miami, advertised papermoon, advertised christies cabaret in NC, advertised water front in arlington..... Should we see what else we'll advertise on here?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I ride bus ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:40PM

I ride a bus I will take his old car any day. Not sure but by the pic it's a 2001-2005 E320. Most of us would love a car like that. It's not an E55 like he claims but hey I ride a bus and Metro

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sally T ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:48PM

HOLY SHIT this is nuts I wanna see a show down somewhere. There is some shit talking on here. I'm a female and been to paper moon 1 time with my Boyfriend I won't go back because I was uncomfortable but for guys (not my man of course) not bad. The DJ is really not a bad looking guy if he's 41 like you claim I hope my better half looks that good at 41. Plus I like cocky guys

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Safe ride? ()
Date: September 13, 2011 10:56PM

What is a safe ride? I'm not clear on the original ques? They drive you like a cab?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Busted on another lie ()
Date: September 13, 2011 11:12PM

Apparently our friend Mark likes to drive without a license...btw, this address is in Merrifield, south of tysons corner, where mark says he lives ( another lie)

"WAGNER ","MARK ","R","040"," 2655","PROSPERITY 211 ","AV","FAIRFAX ","VA","11/16/2009","NO LIC OR IMPR LIC HELD "
"WAGNER ","MARK ","R","040"," 2655","PROSPERITY 211 ","AV","FAIRFAX ","VA","11/16/2009","NO LIC OR IMPR LIC HELD "
"WAGNER ","MARK ","R","040"," 2655","PROSPERITY 211 ","AV","FAIRFAX ","VA","11/16/2009","NO LIC OR IMPR LIC HELD "
"WAGNER ","MARK ","R","040"," 2655","PROSPERITY 211 ","AV","FAIRFAX ","VA","11/16/2009","NO LIC OR IMPR LIC HELD "

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sally T ()
Date: September 13, 2011 11:14PM

Not long from now we can make this a pay per view event Magik against Eesh & JBass . I would so pay to see that I'm a UFC fan & sure Hardtimes or hooter would show this on their TV's.. My money is on the pretty boy cause he's the only one that's stood up for himself. This is better than Young & the restless

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sally T ()
Date: September 13, 2011 11:33PM

And he's a rebel. This is getting better by the min. Does he have tattoos if so I'm sold on this guy. Sorry R. We want more dirt on this Magik Mark

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SORRY for daughter ()
Date: September 13, 2011 11:43PM

Really you have to feel sorry for his daughter. Her dad is a dirtbag who makes his money in a shithole club from tips from girls about her age who make THEIR MONEY BY TAKING THEIR CLOTHES OFF IN FRONT OF STRANGERS.

Presumably he watches.

And then her name gets dragged through this.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Wrong guy homie ()
Date: September 13, 2011 11:47PM

I know for a fact he doesn't live in Fairfax plus homie that was almost 2 yrs ago. Think ppl that know him and don't know him are getting on his Band wagon right now. His friends has his back & now looks like that ppl that do t know him is also.. You are making my boy popular!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Wife beater? ()
Date: September 13, 2011 11:56PM

"WAGNER ","MARK "," ",""," 15045","STILLFIELD ","PL","CENTREVILLE ","VA","12/30/2006","DOMESTIC ASSAULT"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dumb asses ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:04AM

You guys are feeding into this shit? Charlie Shean said it best "winning" and that's what he's doing winning. Just drop this whole thing cause the wrong people are coming out ahead & Paper Moon will get the benefits. Here he is quiet and all you just fueling the flames. Good job

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SORRY for Daughter ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:07AM

Wrong Guy Homie, Stop posting and let this thread die.He doesn't need a band wagon. All you will "win" is more humiliation for his daughter as more people post and read this crap.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Still wrong guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:12AM

MR Private investigator if u look 1 page back there was an article posted about Mark look at the date!! He was in another state at the time then he moved to Phoenix Az.. Why you got such a hard dick for My boy homie?? Seriously

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Liar ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:15AM

Wrong guy homie Wrote:
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> I know for a fact he doesn't live in Fairfax


Then why did he say he had a fat ass condo in tysons corner in the first page of this thread?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: stupid ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:20AM

Safe ride? Wrote:
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> What is a safe ride? I'm not clear on the original
> ques? They drive you like a cab?

And back to safe ride? Lol just check out their web site and stop bringing them upm www.saferideva.com

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:21AM

WHO CARES WHERE THIS GUY LIVES???? That was 4 god damn pages ago & what 6 days and you still fueling the fire can't you see he has won this cyber fight and not saying a word. You guys are idiots for doing this.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JD McNugent ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:23AM

In truth, the hummingbird is an amazing creature. If you have ever put out a feeder and had the opportunity to see one of these miniature birds up close, you have an idea just how special it is. The wings of the hummingbird actually move as much as 80 times a second with normal flight. Unlike other birds that flap the wings up and down, the hummingbird actually rotates its wings differently. Most people believe they move the wings in a circular motion but if you were ever to watch a slow motion video, you would see the movement is more like a figure eight. Because of this, the hummingbird is the only bird capable of flying forward, as well as backwards, up, down, and sideways. In fact, the hummingbird possesses one exceptional flying skill – hovering. The bird’s heart rate beats as fast as 1,260 beats every minute.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: We do ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:26AM

Who cares? Wrote:
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> WHO CARES WHERE THIS GUY LIVES???? That was 4 god
> damn pages ago & what 6 days and you still fueling
> the fire can't you see he has won this cyber fight
> and not saying a word. You guys are idiots for
> doing this.


Anonymous closet homosexual strip club dj post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: On your side ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:30AM

I posted that last post and I'm on your side not the DJ your talking about that's for damn sure. I'm serious man you are feeding this thread way to much if everybody would just stop it will die quickly

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Another one ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:40AM

On your side Wrote:
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> I posted that last post and I'm on your side not
> the DJ your talking about that's for damn sure.
> I'm serious man you are feeding this thread way to
> much if everybody would just stop it will die
> quickly


Another quality anonymous post brought to you by the closet homosexual strip club dj known as magilk mark

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Haha ()
Date: September 14, 2011 01:05AM

Best thread I've seen in awhile. The shit about the daughter not cool but the rest I loved. Good job

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: 4,150 views for this ()
Date: September 14, 2011 01:43AM

Way to go give Safe Ride, DJ Magik, & Paper moon all the free advertisement. When we should be more worried about other things. Petty is all I an say. All of you on here are acting like you need attention. Find something to do with your life all of you!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 02:13AM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Wooooooow I thought this shit had died a loooong time ago. All I have to say is really jbass? His daughter? I really would hate to be you if u ever run into mark that's for sure... Ur ass will be eating through a straw for a while, if u walk away that is. Good luck dude....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 03:39AM

that guy Wrote:
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> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
> !!!! Wooooooow I thought this shit had died a
> loooong time ago. All I have to say is really
> jbass? His daughter? I really would hate to be you
> if u ever run into mark that's for sure... Ur ass
> will be eating through a straw for a while, if u
> walk away that is. Good luck dude....

You sound like a bigger d-bag than magik mark wagner.

And no, i didnt mean the cool kind of d-bag.

All these sock puppets running to mark's defense all have the same terrible spelling and grammar. I think he either has his illiterate woodbridge trailer buddies rushing to his defense, or it's just him.

And the guy that keeps calling this great advertising for Saferide, and paper moon, and mark wagner is delusional. This thread is saying nothing but bad things about all three. This is what I basically got about these businesses and people from the whole thread....




Why would Joe Citizen read this and want to go to Paper Moon and have their credit card info stolen and be hustled out of the cash they have...

All while listening to some lame wannabe DJ Magik press the play button on a CD deck to Buckcherry's 'Crazy Bitch,' or some other crappy song DJ Magik thinks is 'hardcore' alllll night long. And mind you, DJ Magik is better than you because he has a 10 year old Mercedes out in the lot and he looks alot like a clown...

Now once DJ Magik and his gaggle of methed out strippers have gotten all the cash you have and your credit card number they kick you out for not spending enough...

This leads us finally to this Alan guy and his convenient "saferide" company. According to another poster, a company that takes donations like a 501C non-profit, but is a for profit enterprise. An enterprise that charges you $25.00 + (PLUS!?!?) another $3.00 PER MILE. And hopefully the driver wont whip out his jimmy randomly from between his legs to show you, an account another female poster says they had with "saferide." So to get you home from the Papermoon you gotta pay Alan and his fake non-profit like 40 bucks. Oh wait, the meth head strippers and DJ Magik Mark Wagner have all your cash and have probably maxed out your credit card by then...

Yea buddy, sounds like grade-a advertising.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Your all fools ()
Date: September 14, 2011 04:17AM

Only in Fairfax County, the rest of the Country is suffering and you all sneer at 100k and his 10 year old Mercedes, whatever - Grow the Fuck Up and just pay your bills & save money, be glad your in NOVA where there's some opportunity left and don't party away your $ like these fool do.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No need ()
Date: September 14, 2011 04:55AM

I have been on Fairfaxunderground a few times in the past some good informative stuff can be found on here. I'm stopping by Tonight because I have only one thing to say and I'm done. I have been a promoter in The District for 6 yrs I have met a lot of good people doing what I do and shady people. I met Mark the week they opened Paper Moon and never met a more stand up guy. He moved here from the west coast the day before the club opened so he knew no so I invited him and the staff out to the club. I have to say they acted with more class than the regulars that we have come in , plus they took care of the staff. I have brought club owners to Paper Moon and they were never ripped off in anyway. The girls are pretty and wait staff very nice. I stopped by Paper moon actually tonight just to hangout with some bros went up an talked to Mark, in the convo he showed me as he was laughing what was being about him. I was more pissed than him and the daughter comment took me by surprise (sick is all I can say about that). I know this is drawn out but Mark & the staff from Paper Moon are good people & welcome to DC anytime they want! Im sure you are gonna say sock puppet & this is Mark posting. But I want readers to know Mark is a good person and a great dad. As far as Paper Moon I will continue to take clients and club owners there. Mark remember you are better than this ,letting them get to you is letting them win. Thanks for the hospitality tonight always a good time

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Better fix ()
Date: September 14, 2011 05:06AM

Before you break my balls "he knew no one" and "being said about him" figured I better correct that before you gang up on me.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Backtracing Dubstepper ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:10AM

Warning! Wrote:
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> Warning to all people posting the Phorum IPC
> network who runs this site is investigating this
> matter & will be running Ip Addresses. Be careful.
> Just thought I would warn you.



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Safe ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:16PM

Is safe ride safe? Yes it is. I have used this service before in the past they picked me up from the bar (attractive female driver) she drove me home. Very nice young lady and very professional. I would use Safe Ride again,sure beats Getting a DUI plus it wasn't that expensive almost as cheap as a cab plus my car was home with me. I recommend Safe Ride to all.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:43PM

Lol don't u see? Bad advertising is good advertising? People say "he? What is this business they are talking about? Lemme go on their site and check them out" lol, and to say a couple things, the paper moon doesn't rob u or take money from Jr card, its called a hold or p re-approval, so when broke asses like you open a tab they have a p re-approval for up to 50 bucks so they know u have the money when u start the tab. When u leave the club, the hold goes away in 24 hours. If Jr gonna bitch and moan about 50 bucks then maybe u should stay at home, but if u NEED to see some t&a and are in a small budget there is always 1320..... Where the girls are so ugly that they keep the lights off while they dance, but its a hell of a lot cheaper... Just don't touch much when Jr in there.... U might catch something. And about Safe Ride, if u knew how to read, u would've seen that the owner used his REAL NAME and challenged anyone to dig dirt on about his company, so the whole "the driver whips it out" is just somebody hating the idea that they did not think of that business first and now they're making shot up. Also you can accept donations even if you're not a 501, which he also admitted, u just can't give receipts for tax purposes. Shit, I'm gonna go donate right now, u know why? Cause I can afford to! Cause who bitches about how much it costs to save you from a DUI or an accident? Oh yeah, a broke mofo who thinks its just easier to drive drunk and save a buck. And instead of bashing it, I TOO think this is a great idea! So I guess I agree with jbass on that. All the people that have been bashed here are at home laughing at u, both alan and mark got their pictures put up on here and u think they're the bad guys? Lol they're the only ones that have stepped up and said "yes that's me, and?" And even tho mark's pics are a bit more personal, the fact that he laughs about it makes him the bigger man. Except for the daughter picture though, if that was my daughter u'd be swimming with the fish by now. Don't matter who owns this site or not, u pay someone big bucks to find u and "take care of you", u're shit out of luck. BUT just saying, it could happen, I got nothing to do with it. Anywho, you guys have a good day, I foresee the bashing coming my way already, or being called a "sockpuppet" lol. Ciao

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:45PM

Stupid iphone and its "autocorrect"..... Lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: amazed ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:46PM

best thread in a long time. i can't believe anyone thinks it's cool to be the weeknight playlist manager at a d-list strip club in VIRGINIA, where the girls can't even get fully nude.

i love how this dj magik mark wagner douchebag introduces himself by talking about how much money he makes and what kind of car he drives, as if that gives him any credibility whatsoever. the picture of him and lil john was hilarious: i love the "i know i have to do this, but why does this low-budget fabio with guyliner have to be pressed right up against me" look on lil john's face. it's like he was forced to be in that picture at gunpoint.

to the morons saying that this thread will drive customers to Paper Moon and that even negative publicity is still good for business: it's obvious you have no idea how the entertainment business works. any normal person reading this thread will see that the "DJ" is a burned-out cokehead douchebag who sticks plants in his ass, see several people talking about how unattractive the girls are, see talk about how high the drink prices are, the possibility of credit card fraud, etc. That's not "good negative publicity," that's just a list of reasons to go somewhere else.

fortunately i was already aware of this shithole's reputation a while ago so i have no reason to waste my time going there. as far as "gentlemen's clubs" go, Paper Moon is a cesspool that hires douchebags and douchehags to cater to douchebags and guys who jerk off in the bathroom. you want a good "Virginia strip club" experience, go to CCR. you want an actual strip club experience, go to DC with everyone who can actually afford to go further than fucking Springfield.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: haaaaa! ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:58PM

Did u just say CCR?!?! That's at the same level of 1320!!!! Dawg I walked in there once, and heard country music playing and 3 old men tapping their feet to it while a gradma did her stage dance..... CCR...... Pffffff! BEST stripclub in va is papermoon, not saying is good, but for VA, we gotta take what we can get. U tell me of another club in va were u can get a full contact dance and ur dick sucked in the back for just 60 bucks lol. Look for cashmere when ur in there, she gives some mean head dawg, and if u got a grand, she'll meet u at the motel 6 down the street.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ciao???? ()
Date: September 14, 2011 12:58PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Lol don't u see? Bad advertising is good
> advertising? People say "he? What is this business
> they are talking about? Lemme go on their site and
> check them out" lol, and to say a couple things,
> the paper moon doesn't rob u or take money from Jr
> card, its called a hold or p re-approval, so when
> broke asses like you open a tab they have a p
> re-approval for up to 50 bucks so they know u have
> the money when u start the tab. When u leave the
> club, the hold goes away in 24 hours. If Jr gonna
> bitch and moan about 50 bucks then maybe u should
> stay at home, but if u NEED to see some t&a and
> are in a small budget there is always 1320.....
> Where the girls are so ugly that they keep the
> lights off while they dance, but its a hell of a
> lot cheaper... Just don't touch much when Jr in
> there.... U might catch something. And about gT
> Ride, if u knew how to read, u would've seen that
> the owner used his REAL NAME and challenged anyone
> to dig dirt on about his company, so the whole
> "the driver whips it out" is just somebody hating
> the idea that they did not think of that business
> first and now they're making shot up. Also you can
> accept donations even if you're not a 501, which
> he also admitted, u just can't give receipts for
> tax purposes. Shit, I'm gonna go donate right now,
> u know why? Cause I can afford to! Cause who
> bitches about how much it costs to save you from a
> DUI or an accident? Oh yeah, a broke mofo who
> thinks its just easier to drive drunk and save a
> buck. And instead of bashing it, I TOO think this
> is a great idea! So I guess I agree with jbass on
> that. All the people that have been bashed here
> are at home laughing at u, both alan and mark got
> their pictures put up on here and u think they're
> the bad guys? Lol they're the only ones that have
> stepped up and said "yes that's me, and?" And even
> tho mark's pics are a bit more personal, the fact
> that he laughs about it makes him the bigger man.
> Except for the daughter picture though, if that
> was my daughter u'd be swimming with the fish by
> now. Don't matter who owns this site or not, u pay
> someone big bucks to find u and "take care of
> you", u're shit out of luck. BUT just saying, it
> could happen, I got nothing to do with it. Anywho,
> you guys have a good day, I foresee the bashing
> coming my way already, or being called a
> "sockpuppet" lol. Ciao



What straight male says the word, "ciao?" Are you a Versace wearing faggot, also?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 14, 2011 01:04PM

Known Mark for years Wrote:
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> Mark just heard about this chat that's going on
> today just had time to read it all. Keep your chin
> up brother we all know for 1 you are a great
> father & a damn kick ass DJ. They say you brag
> about all the things you do well there's a lot he
> could have said that he hasn't & props to you. But
> I can. You should have told them that you MC'd the
> worlds largest Bikini contest in Las Vegas at
> Mandalay Bay that was on pay per view a few yrs
> back. And 2 months ago hosted Hooters National
> semi finals in Fayetteville NC. He did some work
> on The TV show Dawsons Creek yrs ago. So brother
> you have every right to tell people this stuff as
> far as you people talking about his daughter
> that's just wrong he has a right to threaten you.
> Somebody said he was small like 5ft 4 or something
> like that and skinny Bro what pic are you looking
> at? he's easy 6ft tall 225-230lbs He's by no means
> a little guy. Defend your daughter I know I would.
> Mark you are a good dude we all know that!

6" 225-230, trained in Martial arts, Sounds like we would be a good match-up. I dont think he looks 6". Possibly, we could find a sponsor for an exhibition match-up? Legitimate offers, with venue and contract get my name and appearance.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: amazed ()
Date: September 14, 2011 01:27PM

that guy Wrote:
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> so the whole "the driver whips it out" is just somebody hating
> the idea that they did not think of that business
> first and now they're making shot up.

someone did think of that business first.

they're called "taxis," and they've been around for decades.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: amazed ()
Date: September 14, 2011 01:33PM

haaaaa! Wrote:
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> Did u just say CCR?!?! That's at the same level of
> 1320!!!! Dawg I walked in there once, and heard
> country music playing and 3 old men tapping their
> feet to it while a gradma did her stage dance.....
> CCR...... Pffffff! BEST stripclub in va is
> papermoon, not saying is good, but for VA, we
> gotta take what we can get. U tell me of another
> club in va were u can get a full contact dance and
> ur dick sucked in the back for just 60 bucks lol.
> Look for cashmere when ur in there, she gives some
> mean head dawg, and if u got a grand, she'll meet
> u at the motel 6 down the street.

So how long have you been working at Paper Moon?

It's also very kind of you to publicly announce that one of the crackheads that dance there doubles as a prostitute, too. I can't even imagine the kind of sad, pathetic people who would have to pay women at fucking Paper Moon for sex. Knowing now they're prostitutes, I wouldn't even want a "full contact dance" from them; pubic lice is not on my "to do" list.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 02:18PM

Taxis don't drive u home in ur car u retard lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hungry ()
Date: September 14, 2011 02:24PM

Wasn't Paper Moon a yuppie restaurant/bar in Georgetown?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: this guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 02:26PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Taxis don't drive u home in ur car u retard lol

i'd rather take a taxi back to my car the next morning than have money extorted from me or have the safe ride driver whip his dick out.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that girl ()
Date: September 14, 2011 03:26PM

this guy Wrote:
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> that guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Taxis don't drive u home in ur car u retard lol
>
> i'd rather take a taxi back to my car the next
> morning than have money extorted from me or have
> the safe ride driver whip his dick out.


You are so naïve..... Do you think that if a safe ride driver really whiped his dick out they would still be in business? Lol, and you say you would rather take a cab home? Don't you know there are real stories about drunk people taken advantage of by cab drivers? Or raped and molested? Not to mention that you might even take a cab cab back to where your car USED to be.... After it getting stolen, vandalized, towed, you name it. Sorry, but I support this dude and his business. Hands down.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 03:44PM

that girl Wrote:
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> this guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Taxis don't drive u home in ur car u retard
> lol
> >
> > i'd rather take a taxi back to my car the next
> > morning than have money extorted from me or
> have
> > the safe ride driver whip his dick out.
>
>
> You are so naïve..... Do you think that if a safe
> ride driver really whiped his dick out they would
> still be in business? Lol, and you say you would
> rather take a cab home? Don't you know there are
> real stories about drunk people taken advantage of
> by cab drivers? Or raped and molested? Not to
> mention that you might even take a cab cab back to
> where your car USED to be.... After it getting
> stolen, vandalized, towed, you name it. Sorry, but
> I support this dude and his business. Hands down.


Does saferide even have a hack licence to operate as drivers for hire from Fairfax County, Arlington County, and Prince William County?

What if they crash your car? Is their business properly insured to compensate you for damages to your vehicle and other vehicles? What about personal injury insurance?

Some how I doubt this fly by night business has the licenses and insurance required. If saferide crashes your car is Alan the type of guy that you'll have to take to court for years to get any money? He seems like a wanna be thug and that's how wanna be thugs operate. He said himself that saferide is just getting started and barely has any capital, that all the money they have goes into advertising. Not enough money for the important stuff like licences and insurance?

I could be wrong. But I'm not convinced of the legitimacy of their business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 14, 2011 03:45PM

The biz is a smart alternative for working folk that intend to go out for a few and end up staying for a few more. Maybe they run into an old friend or hit it off with a girl or whatever, maybe they have no self control. When you have to be at work the next morning, this is a smart call. You cant trust a cab to pick you up and get you to your car on-time, not to mention parking tickets for MANY spots that are ticketed after x time in the am.

Gotta give the biz credit. It is a viable option for those of us that choose to inebriate. Personally, I learned years ago to just get picked up or cab both ways.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: firsty ()
Date: September 14, 2011 03:57PM

RawDog Wrote:
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> that girl Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > this guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > that guy Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Taxis don't drive u home in ur car u retard
> > lol
> > >
> > > i'd rather take a taxi back to my car the
> next
> > > morning than have money extorted from me or
> > have
> > > the safe ride driver whip his dick out.
> >
> >
> > You are so naïve..... Do you think that if a
> safe
> > ride driver really whiped his dick out they
> would
> > still be in business? Lol, and you say you
> would
> > rather take a cab home? Don't you know there
> are
> > real stories about drunk people taken advantage
> of
> > by cab drivers? Or raped and molested? Not to
> > mention that you might even take a cab cab back
> to
> > where your car USED to be.... After it getting
> > stolen, vandalized, towed, you name it. Sorry,
> but
> > I support this dude and his business. Hands
> down.
>
>
> Does saferide even have a hack licence to operate
> as drivers for hire from Fairfax County, Arlington
> County, and Prince William County?
>
> What if they crash your car? Is their business
> properly insured to compensate you for damages to
> your vehicle and other vehicles? What about
> personal injury insurance?
>
> Some how I doubt this fly by night business has
> the licenses and insurance required. If saferide
> crashes your car is Alan the type of guy that
> you'll have to take to court for years to get any
> money? He seems like a wanna be thug and that's
> how wanna be thugs operate. He said himself that
> saferide is just getting started and barely has
> any capital, that all the money they have goes
> into advertising. Not enough money for the
> important stuff like licences and insurance?
>
> I could be wrong. But I'm not convinced of the
> legitimacy of their business.


First decent post in this thread. Idea behind the service is good, but the whole point goes back to the OP - is this a legit business?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: it is ()
Date: September 14, 2011 05:35PM

I actually called about 2 pages back lol, talked to Alan himself. Sounded like a pretty cool dude and did have answers for every question I had.In VA insurance follows the car not the driver so ur insurance protects ur car reguardless who's driving it. I encourage u to call him, I would post the number but I don't wanna be called a "sock puppet" lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh wtf ever dude ()
Date: September 14, 2011 05:48PM

Oh please... its 571 DRIVE ME, who cares at this point

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 06:57PM

it is Wrote:
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> I actually called about 2 pages back lol, talked
> to Alan himself. Sounded like a pretty cool dude
> and did have answers for every question I had.In
> VA insurance follows the car not the driver so ur
> insurance protects ur car reguardless who's
> driving it. I encourage u to call him, I would
> post the number but I don't wanna be called a
> "sock puppet" lol

Yea see that's what I'm saying, I don't trust a business that only has the response, "In VA insurance follows the car not the driver." So does this mean Alan has no insurance at all? I can easily see someones insurance company denying a claim when you go to them with a story like "well i was drunk and some guy from a shady business was driving my car for money... and well he crashed and his company wont pay."

Yea the insurance is for the car, not the driver, but don't most auto insurers have you list who will be covered as operators of the vehicle?... i.e. when your teenage kid starts driving your premiums go up.

And i doubt you've informed your auto insurer that saferide will be driving your car often

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:28PM

Also, Alan says that "the insurance is for the car, not the driver (his employee)."

Well Alan I have a question for you,
Why should me and my insurance pay for the f-up of your employee?
I have no obligation to use my insurance when ur driver crashes my car.
Are you suggesting that it's my and my insurance companies responsibility
to pay for ur accident?
I don't wanna have you dodging paying when its ur fault.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: raw dawg its simple ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:37PM

Dude its simple, 3 options, 1, get a cab and risk getting ur caw towed, stolen or vandalized, 2, drive drunk and get a dui, accident or even death, or 3 call safe ride and shut the fuck up! Even if they do crash ur car which I'm sure they go through a screening process, the odds of that happening are less than you crashing or getting a dui. Its not rocket science people lol, ur questioning a business that is saving lives with small technicalities that are insignificant if you compare the risk factor or driving drunk as opposed to using them.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:45PM

raw dawg its simple Wrote:
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> Dude its simple, 3 options, 1, get a cab and risk
> getting ur caw towed, stolen or vandalized, 2,
> drive drunk and get a dui, accident or even death,
> or 3 call safe ride and shut the fuck up! Even if
> they do crash ur car which I'm sure they go
> through a screening process, the odds of that
> happening are less than you crashing or getting a
> dui. Its not rocket science people lol, ur
> questioning a business that is saving lives with
> small technicalities that are insignificant if you
> compare the risk factor or driving drunk as
> opposed to using them.

Its certainly a very unprofessional attitude saferide has then. No insurance.. Ha. What is this? Ameture business hour in woodbridge.
Be forwarded everyone Alan and his "business" can't be bothered with "technicalities" such as insurance and hack licenses.
If they fuck up your car, you're shit outta luck.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that girl ()
Date: September 14, 2011 07:57PM

They have insurance lol, all the post has said is by law the car's insurance takes over, rawdawg ur just trying to start shit hun, let it go, this post is getting old

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 08:02PM

that girl Wrote:
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> They have insurance lol, all the post has said is
> by law the car's insurance takes over, rawdawg ur
> just trying to start shit hun, let it go, this
> post is getting old


Listen hunny, the law doesn't say that. There is NOTHING that obligated you to use your insurance and pay up the as in higher premiums; ESPECIALLY if it isn't your fault.

I guess you woodbridge freaks don't get how the real world works.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 08:03PM

*pay up the ASS

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that girl ()
Date: September 14, 2011 08:33PM

Call ur insurance and ask what happens if somebody is driving u in ur car and gets in an accident... And I'm not arguing, just having a conversation no need for disrespect

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 08:54PM

All's I'm sayin is he's running a business. Its not like I'm letting my friend drive my car. There is nothing that can compel you to use your own insurance if you don't want to and if the accident's not your fault. So I'm just curious if Alan and safe ride have coverage for their business if they are at fault in an accident. Cuz I sure as heck am not gonna pay a deductible and hurt my own insurance over a business that was operating my vehicle and should have their own insurance to cover it.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that girl ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:08PM

Yes that is a legitimate concern, but we don't know the answer. I'm sure he has insurance, and if for some odd reason he doesn't, the LLC covers him. But my point being, rawdog, y knock it? The kid is obvioulsy trying to do good, if my kid gets drunk I will be the first one to call them and make sure they bring him home safe. On his web site it says how they screen their drivers, so at least it shows he tries don't you think? I just feel bad for this kid.... Poor guy doesn't even know what hit him, somebody started this post and look at what it has started.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Match up? ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:26PM

This make this match happen JBass seriously I am so down put your money where your mouth is brother! Street rules ONLY! No weapons of course just straight street brawl! I will put $3g's on the table & let ur boys hold the $.. Fuck contracts and all the BS just be a man for ONCE & put your $ where your mouth is. Matter of fact u don't put up any $ how bout that JBass!! All I want is to get ahold of that stack of dimes you call a neck! Leave everybody out of this now just the 2 of us bro! I put the $ up u put up NOTHING! Now the offer is on the table big Guy.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Damn ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:33PM

Let's make this happen! Damn spell check

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moves ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:35PM

I've got the moves like Jagger I got moves like Jagger. Gotta love that song right?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:38PM

Ooooooooh snaaaap!!!! Lol I got the perfect idea! We'll call it Dj Magik stomps the JBass and we'll do it at Papermoon! The loser gets taken home by safe ride and the winner gets a private dance!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pumped up kicks ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:43PM

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Daddy works a long day.
He be coming home late, yeah he's coming home late.
And he's bringing me a surprise.
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/pumped-up-kicks-lyrics-foster-the-people.html ]
'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice.
I've waited for a long time.
Yeah the slight of my hand is now a quick pull trigger,
I reason with my cigarette,
And say your hair's on fire, you must have lost your wits, yeah.

[Chorus x2:]
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, outrun my gun.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

[Whistling]

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: My money ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:47PM

Don't know either of these cats but my money is on Mark. He has stepped up since the very beginning and nobody else has. Seems like this Mark guy can back his mouth up

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ???? ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:48PM

But was Magik the one that really posted that? That's the ques now

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That's funny ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:49PM

That guy that's funny shit! Sounds perfect and a good deal for them both ahhhhh hahahahaha

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 09:53PM

that girl Wrote:
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> Yes that is a legitimate concern, but we don't
> know the answer. I'm sure he has insurance, and if
> for some odd reason he doesn't, the LLC covers
> him. But my point being, rawdog, y knock it? The
> kid is obvioulsy trying to do good, if my kid gets
> drunk I will be the first one to call them and
> make sure they bring him home safe. On his web
> site it says how they screen their drivers, so at
> least it shows he tries don't you think? I just
> feel bad for this kid.... Poor guy doesn't even
> know what hit him, somebody started this post and
> look at what it has started.

Yeah deff see what you're sayin. I like to go out and get down a lot. I usually just get a ride or take a cab. Never drive drunk. I was just wondering if saferide is a responsible business.. Getting back to the original topic of the thread.

its cool to see someone start up an innovative local business. Just hope its done right for everyone's ssafety sake.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 10:00PM

Match up? Wrote:
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> This make this match happen JBass seriously I am
> so down put your money where your mouth is
> brother! Street rules ONLY! No weapons of course
> just straight street brawl! I will put $3g's on
> the table & let ur boys hold the $.. Fuck
> contracts and all the BS just be a man for ONCE &
> put your $ where your mouth is. Matter of fact u
> don't put up any $ how bout that JBass!! All I
> want is to get ahold of that stack of dimes you
> call a neck! Leave everybody out of this now just
> the 2 of us bro! I put the $ up u put up NOTHING!
> Now the offer is on the table big Guy.

SWEET. This would be cool if this went down. My money is on JBass, seeing as he isn't a 40 something, washed up, clown lookin dude; who has many more years of partying under his belt than JBass.

Let us know the time and place.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Damn RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 10:01PM

That's pretty cool you said that. Ppl actually thought u were boys with Eesh & this JBass jerk off for a min.. Nice. I'm with you brother!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that girl ()
Date: September 14, 2011 10:10PM

:-)

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 14, 2011 10:10PM

I dunno none of them. But it'd be a fun Fairfax Underground get together.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No shit! ()
Date: September 14, 2011 10:19PM

No shit I'm at Paper Moon right now pulled up and started laughing there is a jet black AMG Benz in the front. So going in I asked the door guy who's car is that lmao he said the DJ. The guy DJing doesn't look like the pictures posted though. He has long hair pulled back, no eyeliner so I asked the waitress his name is Mark. Looks different a lot diff than the pics. I am still laughing. I would post a pic but you can't from a phone. Well he didnt lie about the car.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 14, 2011 10:28PM

You mean to tell me that after all the bashing you STILL went to papermoon? Noooo waaaaay!!!! Lol
The first client brought to papermoon cause of this post lmao!!!! AND he asked about mark? POINT PROVEN people

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Grow up idiots ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:18AM

Responsible adults wouldn't need Safe Ride to begin with. Look at the logic behind it: you drove somewhere to get drunk without a DD, so now you need to pay a stranger to drive your stupid ass home. I guess if the business plan is to exploit the stupid and irresponsible, mission accomplished.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Not bad ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:21AM

Being honest Paper Moon not a bad joint to go to. Beer kinda pricey but what strip club isn't?. They had like 25 girls would say 15-18 very attractive the others not so much. Great mix of music, a little more house music than I like. Overall great atmosphere. Kinda felt like night club a lot of movement not many strip clubs have that much energy. I'm going back soon. Need a little more money.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ur an idiot ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:37AM

Your an idiot!! Exploit? Maybe somebody needs to! The statistics prove the country needs more companies like Safe Ride
Death caused by driving drunk is ever present and increasing every year. Crashes cause death of drivers, passengers and the people on the streets. Every year, many people die because of drunk driving and 2006 was also not an exception.
According to the NHTSA someone was dead every 31 minutes and someone was injured every 2 minutes in 2006. Studies revealed that male drivers were more involved in fatal crashes causing death than their female counterparts in 2006. The number of male drivers involved in death causing crashes is twice the number of female drivers.
More young people were involved in crashes that caused death, than older people in 2006. In 2006, almost 15% of the young drivers died in drunk driving vehicle crashes.The repetition of drunk driving offenses is more in cases of young drivers.
In 2006, around 20000 people died in US in alcohol-related traffic crashes. These deaths constitute almost 40 % of the total accidents. Many of the drivers were found with BAC more than .08. State wise the number varies. Alcohol related crashes kill almost 50 people a day. Each year almost 275, 000 people are also injured due to drunk driving.
Why so many people die . . .
People die in drunk driving because of the driver. The driver kills himself and the passengers. He also kills the people in the streets. At a sudden the accidents happen because the vehicles generally run at a higher speed at that time. Alcohol affects the brain parts that take decisions and actions. So a drunk driver can not decide what to do next and at what time. So, he causes the accidents and thus kills many people. Drunk drivers become impaired and he is no more in a state to think anything or do anything.
More people died in 2006 drunk driving. Another reason for that was the alcohol present in their bodies. Most of the drivers arrested or dies had an alcohol presence of more than 0.08 % in their blood (BAC was more than 0.08%). When there is blood in the body the damage as result of crash is more. In the presence of alcohol human body become more vulnerable to the damage and damage to the body is more destructive then. So many people died because of alcohol presence also.
In case any of your family member or relative died due to drunk driving accidents, you can sue the driver. There are so many organizations like SADD and MADD are there to help the drunk driving accident victims. You can get legal and other helps. In 2006 also these organizations helped many people to get the justice and compensation for such deaths.
They also did their work to reduce the occurrence of death in drunk driving cases. They educated people, they forced governments to take strict action against drunk drivers, and they provide assistance to the victims. According to the statistics provided by them they are able to reduce the rate of deaths in such accidents by their efforts.


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: September 15, 2011 01:20AM

The original question...

My boyfriend was looking for a limo service on cl and found this. Is this even legal?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/aos/2563640288.html

Just wanted to remind the people here masturbating each other to the end of the earth ---

Maybe try to answer with a "YES" or "NO" next time and save the childish behavior for more important things like...maybe your finger painting class.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 01:29AM

The original question wasn't legitimate. It's just another method the two DJs are using to drum up business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: pauly v ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:02AM

postpoppunk Wrote:
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> The original question...
>
> My boyfriend was looking for a limo service on cl
> and found this. Is this even legal?
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/aos/2563640
> 288.html
>
> Just wanted to remind the people here masturbating
> each other to the end of the earth ---
>
> Maybe try to answer with a "YES" or "NO" next time
> and save the childish behavior for more important
> things like...maybe your finger painting class.

You are an idiot. This question was answered ten times over already. No, it's not legit. Drivers aren't insured, it's run by a couple shady playlist jockeys at a shitty strip club, and you're taking a serious risk by asking a complete stranger to drive your car home. I'd walk home barefoot before calling these clowns.

For a naive simpleton like you though, I'm sure this is a great service.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Answered? ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:23AM

I believe it was a legitimate ques. It should have been answered like the person said yes or No then if I'm not mistaken Eesh or JBass started bashing the business with no proof. If u go look at other threads they have done the same thing on there. Looks like they are the ones starving for attention . Looks at how many views on here it's only gonna help their businesses cause nobody has put proof on the table that it's not legit. All that info is easy to find. You spend so much time looking to find pictures of people instead of putting proof on the table about the original ques

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Didjdjsbs ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:30AM

I'd never use Safe Ride, but then again I don't breathe with my mouth open or have a drooling problem. At least there's accountability with a taxi. God only knows what kind of jackass will show up to drive your car, especially since the staff is hired by an ex-dj at a shitty strip club.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 03:54AM

who cares who runs it? point is simple, don't drive drunk!!! get a cab or get safe ride, either one is way less risky than you getting behind the wheel drunk!!! And for those on here bashing the business is like saying that pharmacies are stupid... uh regardless whether they have drugs you don't like, they also have drugs that save people's lives, soooo, eesh, 2+2 is 4 correct? ok, uh, drunk drivers kill people correct? uh, safe ride driving drunk people saves lives correct? ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE dumbass!! Obviously its a great thing that they do!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sandra S ()
Date: September 15, 2011 04:13AM

You make it to where we don't want to post because we might get ganged up on. I would much rather use safe ride then call some taxi service that is just as shady as you are making this company out to be. Do we really care where he used to work? My husband was a bouncer in a bar & now owns a very successful landscape business. So we shouldn't use his company because he worked in a bar? He also years ago had an assault charge because he tossed a guy out on his head and that made the paper. Hes out of that business and now is doing really well for himself and our family. I'm sure if safe ride was not legit the city would have stopped him from doing business. Just saying ,just because he worked in a bar doesn't make him a bad guy. Safe ride be proud of what you are doing for our community helping keep drunks off the rd. I will call you if I ever need it an will recommend it to my friends also.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:57AM

Sandra S Wrote:
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> You make it to where we don't want to post because
> we might get ganged up on.

Its an anonymous forum, who cares what people say? As long as it's not a threat or intimidation I don't see anything wrong here. They are expressing their opinions, you express yours back... Then the cycle continues over again. And in this case, over and over and over and over again.
P.S. DJ Magik Mark Wagner diiid threaten some other people... Maybe you should direct some criticism his way too.

>I would much rather use
> safe ride then call some taxi service that is just
> as shady as you are making this company out to be.

So you're saying you'd rather have a stranger from saferide, who may not have insurance and may not have a license to drive people commercially drive you home over a conventional taxi cab? Every normal cab I've ever been in in NOVA has always been pretty professional with county hack rules and phone number posted; with large photo ID and their name, with cab company and cab number. I've never felt unsafe in a traditional taxi in this area ever. What kinda cabs have you been using lady??

> Do we really care where he used to work? My
> husband was a bouncer in a bar & now owns a very
> successful landscape business. So we shouldn't use
> his company because he worked in a bar?

I don't think people think its a shady business just cuz the guy used to work at a strip club. And no one is saying former bar employees are bad anywhere.

>He also
> years ago had an assault charge because he tossed
> a guy out on his head and that made the paper.

So your husband has anger and little man issues just like DJ Magik?

>Hes
> out of that business and now is doing really well
> for himself and our family. I'm sure if safe ride
> was not legit the city would have stopped him from
> doing business.

Well his business is fairly new. Maybe the county commission that deals with taxi service doesn't know about it yet. Or maybe they do and saferide has everything in proper order (which I doubt based on what's been said here).

>Just saying ,just because he
> worked in a bar doesn't make him a bad guy. Safe
> ride be proud of what you are doing for our
> community helping keep drunks off the rd.

I find it strange that you keep hailing saferide as some noble, stand up, community service organization. The drunks who drive are gonna drive anyways and saferide is a business that costs a lot more than a cab. So save the praise for someone else. Maybe you should go out and volunteer to drive drunks home for free if you wanna make the roads truly safe.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sandra S ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:06PM

Just what I thought you would do try to gang up on me. All I'm saying is they offer to get you and your car home safe that's not a bad deal. As far as my husband having an anger issue and being a little man? In noway does he have an anger prob, he has never once touched me or our children in the 10 years we have been together. As far as being small I think being 6 ft 4 and somewhere around 275 pounds makes him a gentle giant! Yes I did see where Magik Mark threatened a few peopl and GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!! They said they were gonna post pics of his daughter and then started calling her names. That's sick very sick. He did the right thing and I'm sure if he got his hands on any of them it would be a bad day no matter his age.I won't be back on here cause I knew you would do this. But all the people in my office that have seen this which is a few seem to agree with me about the safe ride business and Magik mark defending his child. So why don't we all find something better to do?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tommy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:10PM

My opinion if somebody out there can keep at least 1 drunk driver off the road Amen. To many people are dying due to alcohol. Safe ride is a good idea. is it legit? Don't know ,but a very good idea

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: judge ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:20PM

SafeRide is now the official car service of Fairfax Underground. FFU posters get a 10% discount if they mention this thread when booking their ride.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pecil pusher ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:24PM

I can wait to get on my computer to see this post everyday. It's like a soap opera gets better by the day. A group of us were even talking about it just now over lunch. We want to hear more from the Magik Mark Wagner guy where has he been? Rotfl

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pencil pusher ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:27PM

Just playing. But it has been very interesting and the talk of our lunch the past 2 days

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: .... ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:27PM

The better question is do we now get a discount on lap dances at Paper Moon? C'mon, what's the special cost there now for us?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dot dot dot dot ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:32PM

.... Wrote:
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> The better question is do we now get a discount on
> lap dances at Paper Moon? C'mon, what's the
> special cost there now for us?

The more applicable question is, do we now get a discount on crabs when one of the Paper Moon girls grind on our junk?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Christ! ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:33PM

You dumbasses took the time to do a background check on this Mark guy? Holy shit you guys are insane! This has gone to far that's for sure over a simple question.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ..... ()
Date: September 15, 2011 12:37PM

The next FFX underground meetup should be held at paper moon. DJMajik will spin this private, invite-only event, and the girls will twirl on the pole(s). Drinks will be 50% off, and the highlight of the event will be a cage match between Majik and JBass.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Really now ()
Date: September 15, 2011 01:26PM

ok,
1. IS SAFE RIDE legit , all the time you fools spend looking pictures and traffic history, you cant look up a business licences? Looks like they have one of them. Sooooo somewhere they got licensed by the state of VA to do what they do. FUCKING Idiots.

2. Does anyone know how much it cost to take a cab now a days? did you idiots know they have diffrent rates for the time of day, the weather, holidays, and even if you cross state lines? i did the math for me to take a cab home from fedex field to my house. BAsed on TAXIFAREFINDER.COM it would cost me $53.22 to get me home, and i would need to pay them that again to get back to my car. im am 22 miles from fedex field. SO LET ME DO THE MATH HERE
CAB RIDE x 2(HOME AND BACK FOR MY CAR) = $106.44
SAFE RIDE $25+(22x3)= $91.00
I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST KID ON THIS PAGE BUT I THINK I SAVED MONEY AND A EXTRA TRIP TO GO BACK FOR MY RIDE...... YEA THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING DUMB THING TO DO.

3. About insurance, IN EVERY STATE INSURANCE FOLLOWS THE VEHICLE. SO AS LONG AS YOUR P.O.S. CAR IS INSURED YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY WILL COVER IT. NOW THAT BEING SAID. I'm sure if one of the drivers crashes your car cause they were doing something dumb or careless you could hire someone and sue. SO I'M SURE since they have been doing this for a while(seeing as they got their bossiness licence over a year ago) they have looked into coverage for that kind of issue.

4. This kind of service is NOT for everyone, i understand you guys bitching about price, and saying you would rather walk, JUST BE REAL YOU GO OUT AT NIGHT WITH A 3 BEER BUDGET, SO WHEN IT COMES TIME TO GO HOME YOU JUST CAN'T PAY FOR IT. No shame if your broke just say so, no need to hide behind bashing someone for doing something you can't afford. JUST LIKE RawDog " WHY DON'T YOU DO IF FOR FREE" REALLY GUY, WOULD YOU STAY UP TILL 3AM AND DRIVE ALL OVER NORTHERN VA WASTING YOUR GAS FOR FREE? DIDN'T THINK SO, IF THEY COULD DO IT FOR 'FREE" IM SURE ALOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BUT ITS JUST NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DONE. I BET YOUR THE KID THAT ASKS FOR A CUP OF WATER AND THEN DUMPS IT OUT AND FILLS IT WITH SODA AT MCDONALDS.

5. ITS FUNNY TO SEE THE GUYS BASHING PAPERMOON. BE CAREFULL YOUR GOING TO GET CRABS, OR THEY STEAL YOUR MONEY, OR YOU CAN GET A BLOWJOB FROM BLAH BLAH BLAH. YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU ARE THE GUYS THAT CAN'T GET A GIRL TO TALK TO YOU EVEN WHEN YOU THROW MONEY AT THEM. Im not a fan of strip clubs and i dont think the girls in there are angels. but I DONT KNOW THEM and IM NOT GANNA SIT HERE AND BASH THEM,

6.NOW, THE HOT OR NOT SHIT IS THE DUMBEST THING YOU GUYS COULD HAVE DONE. NO BALLS. THATS JUST WRONG ON ALL LEVELS. IF IT WAS YOUR KID OR SISTER, IM SURE YOU WOULD HAVE GONE CRAZY. THATS JUST LOW. GROW SOME BALLS AND BE A MAN. YOU ARE ARGUING WITH MARK. WHY DO YOU NEED TO BRING OTHER PEOPLE INTO IT? ARE YOU THE KINDA GUY THAT HAS 5 BOYS WITH YOU TO TALK SHIT TO ONE GUY, LOOKS LIKE IT.
OHHHHH AND YOUR US ARMY, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW BETTER BUT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NO BETTER THAN THE NEXT GUY SOLDIER. CLASS A DICK IM SURE HES HAPPY ABOUT THE DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY, FUCKING BLOWJOB.

BRING YOUR TRASH TALKINB BITCHES I KNOW THATS ALL YOU CAN DO IS TALK! PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF JBASS MANS UP AND GOES OUT TO GET HIS FACE PUNCHED IN. HEY JBASS DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, PULL UR LOWER LIP OVER YOUR HEAD AND SWALLOW.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ya rly ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:36PM

Really now Wrote:
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> ok,
> 1. IS SAFE RIDE legit , all the time you fools
> spend looking pictures and traffic history, you
> cant look up a business licences? Looks like they
> have one of them. Sooooo somewhere they got
> licensed by the state of VA to do what they do.
> FUCKING Idiots.

Speaking of fucking idiots, do you know how simple it is to get an LLC in Virginia? If you can fill out a form and mail them a check, CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're an LLC. That still doesn't mean you're a reputable business or that there's any accountability for this "company."

> 2. Does anyone know how much it cost to take a cab
> now a days? did you idiots know they have diffrent
> rates for the time of day, the weather, holidays,
> and even if you cross state lines?

Speaking of idiots, do you know that what you said there was complete and utter bullshit? Taxis charge different rates based on the weather? Seriously?

> i did the math
> for me to take a cab home from fedex field to my
> house. BAsed on TAXIFAREFINDER.COM it would cost
> me $53.22 to get me home, and i would need to pay
> them that again to get back to my car. im am 22
> miles from fedex field. SO LET ME DO THE MATH
> HERE
> CAB RIDE x 2(HOME AND BACK FOR MY CAR) = $106.44
> SAFE RIDE $25+(22x3)= $91.00
> I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST KID ON THIS PAGE BUT I
> THINK I SAVED MONEY AND A EXTRA TRIP TO GO BACK
> FOR MY RIDE...... YEA THIS SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING
> DUMB THING TO DO.

Wow, you saved fifteen whole dollars by using the shady, unaccountable-stranger-that-drives-your-car-home service. You're smart enough to save fifteen bucks, but not smart enough to have a DD or limit your alcohol intake. This service was tailor made for irresponsible fucks, so I can see why you think it has appeal.

> 3. About insurance, IN EVERY STATE INSURANCE
> FOLLOWS THE VEHICLE. SO AS LONG AS YOUR P.O.S. CAR
> IS INSURED YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY WILL COVER IT.
> NOW THAT BEING SAID. I'm sure if one of the
> drivers crashes your car cause they were doing
> something dumb or careless you could hire someone
> and sue. SO I'M SURE since they have been doing
> this for a while(seeing as they got their
> bossiness licence over a year ago) they have
> looked into coverage for that kind of issue.

I'll take comfort in that while my car is in the shop after some stranger wrecks it, while I'm recovering in a hospital, while I'm explaining to the police about how I got robbed, or while I'm sitting in court with my lawyer.

> 4. This kind of service is NOT for everyone, i
> understand you guys bitching about price, and
> saying you would rather walk, JUST BE REAL YOU GO
> OUT AT NIGHT WITH A 3 BEER BUDGET, SO WHEN IT
> COMES TIME TO GO HOME YOU JUST CAN'T PAY FOR IT.
> No shame if your broke just say so, no need to
> hide behind bashing someone for doing something
> you can't afford. JUST LIKE RawDog " WHY DON'T YOU
> DO IF FOR FREE" REALLY GUY, WOULD YOU STAY UP TILL
> 3AM AND DRIVE ALL OVER NORTHERN VA WASTING YOUR
> GAS FOR FREE? DIDN'T THINK SO, IF THEY COULD DO IT
> FOR 'FREE" IM SURE ALOT OF PEOPLE WOULD BUT ITS
> JUST NOT SOMETHING THAT CAN BE DONE. I BET YOUR
> THE KID THAT ASKS FOR A CUP OF WATER AND THEN
> DUMPS IT OUT AND FILLS IT WITH SODA AT MCDONALDS.

So you're saying that it's only poor people who get involved in DUIs because they can't afford a service like SafeRide? Did you even read anything you wrote?

> 5. ITS FUNNY TO SEE THE GUYS BASHING PAPERMOON. BE
> CAREFULL YOUR GOING TO GET CRABS, OR THEY STEAL
> YOUR MONEY, OR YOU CAN GET A BLOWJOB FROM BLAH
> BLAH BLAH. YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED. SOUNDS TO ME
> LIKE YOU ARE THE GUYS THAT CAN'T GET A GIRL TO
> TALK TO YOU EVEN WHEN YOU THROW MONEY AT THEM. Im
> not a fan of strip clubs and i dont think the
> girls in there are angels. but I DONT KNOW THEM
> and IM NOT GANNA SIT HERE AND BASH THEM,

Naturally, the only people who don't like seedy strip clubs filled with douchebags and prostitutes are no-life-having losers who don't know how to get play from a girl. Of course.

> 6.NOW, THE HOT OR NOT SHIT IS THE DUMBEST THING
> YOU GUYS COULD HAVE DONE. NO BALLS. THATS JUST
> WRONG ON ALL LEVELS. IF IT WAS YOUR KID OR SISTER,
> IM SURE YOU WOULD HAVE GONE CRAZY. THATS JUST LOW.
> GROW SOME BALLS AND BE A MAN. YOU ARE ARGUING WITH
> MARK. WHY DO YOU NEED TO BRING OTHER PEOPLE INTO
> IT? ARE YOU THE KINDA GUY THAT HAS 5 BOYS WITH YOU
> TO TALK SHIT TO ONE GUY, LOOKS LIKE IT.
> OHHHHH AND YOUR US ARMY, YOU OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD
> KNOW BETTER BUT LOOKS LIKE YOUR NO BETTER THAN THE
> NEXT GUY SOLDIER. CLASS A DICK IM SURE HES HAPPY
> ABOUT THE DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY, FUCKING
> BLOWJOB.

Maybe he shouldn't have put a picture of her in a skank bikini on the internet if he didn't want people to look at it.

> BRING YOUR TRASH TALKINB BITCHES I KNOW THATS ALL
> YOU CAN DO IS TALK! PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF JBASS
> MANS UP AND GOES OUT TO GET HIS FACE PUNCHED IN.
> HEY JBASS DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, PULL UR LOWER LIP
> OVER YOUR HEAD AND SWALLOW.

That "pull your lip over your head and swallow" line wasn't funny or insulting when Walter Mattthau said it in "Grumpy Old Men" in 1993, and it certainly didn't age well. Loser.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Monkey Bidness ()
Date: September 15, 2011 02:51PM

judge Wrote:
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> SafeRide is now the official car service of
> Fairfax Underground. FFU posters get a 10%
> discount if they mention this thread when booking
> their ride.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: LOL @ya rly ()
Date: September 15, 2011 03:09PM

1.THE QUESTION WAS IF IT WAS A LEGIT BUSINESS, SO ANSWERING THE QUESTION IS YES, THEY HAVE A LLC AND A BUSINESS LICENCE IDIOT!

2. CALL YOUR LOCAL CAB COMPANY DURING A SNOW STORM OR RAIN STORM, OR EVEN ON A HOLIDAY. AND SEE IF THE PRICE ISN'T DIFFERENT. ITS CLEAR YOU AND IDIOT!

3.OK DUMBASS.... I SAVED A WHOLE $15 AND A EXTRA TRIP BACK TO MY CAR, WHICH MIGHT HAVE BEEN BROKEN INTO OR TOWED, AND "IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKS" IM SORRY THAT YOU HAVE NEVER GONE OUT AND RUN INTO A FRIEND THAT HAS ASKED YOU TO HAVE DRINKS WITH THEM OR EVEN PICKED UP A GIRL OR GUY AND ENJOYED A FEW DRINKS WITH THEM..... MUST SUCK TO BE A LOSER, THE ONLY IRRESPONSIBLE FUCKS ARE THE PEOPLE THAT GO OUT AND GET WASTED THEN DRIVE HOME, NOW THE RESPONSIBLE THING TO DO IS HAVE A BACK UP PLAN SUCH AS A TAXI OR A DD SERVICE.. OMG YOUR DUMBER BY THE MIN,

ON A SIDE NOTE, IF YOU DO A SEARCH ONLINE WHEN YOUR NOT BUSY JERKING IT, THERE ARE A LOT OF COMPANY LIKE THIS ACROSS THE COUNTRY. SOOOOOO THE SERVICE IS USED BY PEOPLE IN OTHER STATES, ITS NOT LIKE THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES OUT THERE. DUMBASS


4. YOUR MISSING THE POINT THAT YOUR BANKING ON THE DRIVER OF YOUR CAR IS A BLIND MAN THAT IS AS DRUNK AS YOU. NO REAL REPORTS HAVE BEEN MADE ABOUT ANY ACCIDENTS DUE TO THEM. SO I THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
RY,

5. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES OR DO YOU NEED ME TO MAKE IT EASIER YOU SIMPLE BITCH,
THE SERVICE ISN'T FOR EVERYONE MEANS THAT LITTLE FAGS LIKE YOU AND THE PEOPLE THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW MUCH IT COST SHOULDN'T USE IT, JUST LIKE SAYING STARBUCKS ISNT FOR EVERYONE MAYBE THEY WANNA DRINK EXXON COFFEE DUMBASSSSSSSSSSS

6. JUST GOING TO LET YOU SIT ON THAT ONE.....

7. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A SKANK BIKINI CAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL ONE, NOT A THONG BOTTOM, AND HER TOP IS ON HER CORRECTLY...... AND IT WASNT POST FOR PEOPLE TO SEE IT WAS POSTED ON HIS PAGE, THAT WOULD BE LIKE ME GOING TO YOUR HOUSE AND LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AND POSTING WHAT I SAW.

8. OF ALL THE THINGS YOU DO RESEARCH ON THIS IS WHAT YOU PUT UP..... YOU MY FRIEND ARE DUMB AND CAN;T WAIT TO HEAR BACK FROM YOU.... DUMBASSSS

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: FAU @ RLY ()
Date: September 15, 2011 03:33PM

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2. IULIAHLFUGQ FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG!!!!! LFAIU!!!!!

3. ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG....... FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG

4. YBAEUYKB BUYFBE FB......

5. IFBIAU FAYUFV FVTAVIFUV VTAF VEYTFVAU BFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG ALIFUDGLSIUFGE !!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: sleepy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 03:39PM

FAU @ RLY Wrote:
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> 1. ASDJFBKEF BAIFYB ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY
> CYZIUYVECFZ!!!! ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY
> CYZIUYVECFZ ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ!!
>
> 2. IULIAHLFUGQ FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG!!!!!
> LFAIU!!!!!
>
> 3. ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ
> ABFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ FIUALIUFGSL
> GSIYG4FKSYG FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG FIUALIUFGSL
> GSIYG4FKSYG....... FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG
>
> 4. YBAEUYKB BUYFBE FB......
>
> 5. IFBIAU FAYUFV FVTAVIFUV VTAF VEYTFVAU
> BFEUYAUYGFKDJYFKE ABY CYZIUYVECFZ FIUALIUFGSL
> GSIYG4FKSYG FIUALIUFGSL GSIYG4FKSYG ALIFUDGLSIUFGE
> !!!!!

NSA has its top cryptogrophers working on this.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: sophistiCat ()
Date: September 15, 2011 03:41PM

Really now Wrote:
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> 4. This kind of service is NOT for everyone,
>JUST BE REAL YOU GO OUT AT NIGHT WITH A 3 BEER BUDGET,
> SO WHEN IT COMES TIME TO GO HOME YOU JUST CAN'T PAY FOR IT.
> No shame if your broke just say so
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: what a tool ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:43PM

can we say toolbox?!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: what a tool lol ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:45PM

YEA WHAT A TOOOOOOOL, I WISH I WAS THAT BIG A TOOL DID YOU SEE THAT CHICK, SMOKING HOT

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lolz! ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:47PM

what a tool Wrote:
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> can we say toolbox?!


Is that Bret Michaels in the first pic?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: tool again ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:48PM

but his girlfriend is HOTT! real slut she must be. TOOOOLLBOX Faggot
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:58PM

tool again Wrote:
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> but his girlfriend is HOTT! real slut she must be.
> TOOOOLLBOX Faggot


There's only one toothbrush there.. DJ Magik must live a lonely life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Redux ()
Date: September 15, 2011 05:59PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sally T ()
Date: September 15, 2011 06:01PM

He's HOTTT!! by the way what is a toolbox? she is beautiful you shouldnt call her a slut you have no clue who she is. but you also have no clue who he is either and you bashing him. I say jealous cause he is a good looking guy and if he's 40 he has held his on thats for sure. not a little guy either. why is the pic so big? or is it my computer?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: look again ()
Date: September 15, 2011 06:03PM

look again moron there are 2 tooth brushes one is in the bottom corner below the other>> Rawdog is dumb and blind as fuck

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sally T ()
Date: September 15, 2011 06:05PM

NICE ASS!!! even with a plant hanging out its a damn nice ass!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who is ()
Date: September 15, 2011 06:16PM

Sally T Wrote:
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> NICE ASS!!! even with a plant hanging out its a
> damn nice ass!


Another quality anonymous post brought to you by the closet homosexual strip club dj known as dj magik mark wagner

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dumbasss ()
Date: September 15, 2011 06:32PM

RawDog you blind retard.... please take your foot out of ur mouth and place it back on the floor, then just walk away with ur head down in shame

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:14PM

Look enough is enough OK??! Now ur posting pics of innocent people on here! Look I haven't posted shit on here & if I do post it's under my name that's for damn sure! This has been going on WAY to long seriously. Yeah I should have kept my mouth shut what 8 days ago all I did was defend a good company & then defend my daughter.. Which I will do til the day I die! But you guys keep on! Let's all just stop seriously I've honestly have stayed off here til I'm told that my daughter was brought up & now pics AGAIN! The offer is still on the table to Eesh or JBass I don't even remember which one said it. So if it was you Eesh or JBass I apologize! But who ever one of the 2 the offer is there on the table. I'm done talking about this GODDAMN!! NOW im gonna use this moment cause obviously 5000 people are all over this.. What's it called a what sock puppet?? The next 3 people that Call SafeRide 571-374-8363 I WILL PERSONALLY pay for ur trip home safe plus the tip! I believe in this company and so do a lot of other people!! As far as Paper Moon from now until whenever u mention Fairfaxunderground I will make sure u get in FREE ask for me at the door I got you!! Now If u have a private party that needs DJ'd I will do ANY party up to 5 hrs for $250 normally $500 that includes lights & sound!like my friend said Mark if they are not talking about you your not doing something right.. So keep talking my friends! But damn when is it enough?!?!?!?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Crybaby ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:16PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Look enough is enough OK??! Now ur posting pics of
> innocent people on here! Look I haven't posted
> shit on here & if I do post it's under my name
> that's for damn sure! This has been going on WAY
> to long seriously. Yeah I should have kept my
> mouth shut what 8 days ago all I did was defend a
> good company & then defend my daughter.. Which I
> will do til the day I die! But you guys keep on!
> Let's all just stop seriously I've honestly have
> stayed off here til I'm told that my daughter was
> brought up & now pics AGAIN! The offer is still on
> the table to Eesh or JBass I don't even remember
> which one said it. So if it was you Eesh or JBass
> I apologize! But who ever one of the 2 the offer
> is there on the table. I'm done talking about this
> GODDAMN!! NOW im gonna use this moment cause
> obviously 5000 people are all over this.. What's
> it called a what sock puppet?? The next 3 people
> that Call SafeRide 571-374-8363 I WILL PERSONALLY
> pay for ur trip home safe plus the tip! I believe
> in this company and so do a lot of other people!!
> As far as Paper Moon from now until whenever u
> mention Fairfaxunderground I will make sure u get
> in FREE ask for me at the door I got you!! Now If
> u have a private party that needs DJ'd I will do
> ANY party up to 5 hrs for $250 normally $500 that
> includes lights & sound!like my friend said Mark
> if they are not talking about you your not doing
> something right.. So keep talking my friends! But
> damn when is it enough?!?!?!?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: bomble ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:20PM

eesh Wrote:
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> This is just spam to generate talk and free
> advertisement about "Safe Ride." The guy who owns
> the business likes to use sock-puppets to support
> his business.
>
>
> Examples of previous Safe Ride spam:
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/628
> 828/628828.html#msg-628828
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/595
> 488/595488.html#msg-595488
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/495
> 431/495431.html#msg-495431
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/485
> 013/485013.html#msg-485013
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/6/483
> 477/483477.html#msg-483477
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/482
> 205/482205.html#msg-482205
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/417
> 056/417056.html#msg-417056

+1

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:20PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Look enough is enough OK??! Now ur posting pics of
> innocent people on here! Look I haven't posted
> shit on here & if I do post it's under my name
> that's for damn sure! This has been going on WAY
> to long seriously. Yeah I should have kept my
> mouth shut what 8 days ago all I did was defend a
> good company & then defend my daughter.. Which I
> will do til the day I die! But you guys keep on!
> Let's all just stop seriously I've honestly have
> stayed off here til I'm told that my daughter was
> brought up & now pics AGAIN! The offer is still on
> the table to Eesh or JBass I don't even remember
> which one said it. So if it was you Eesh or JBass
> I apologize! But who ever one of the 2 the offer
> is there on the table. I'm done talking about this
> GODDAMN!! NOW im gonna use this moment cause
> obviously 5000 people are all over this.. What's
> it called a what sock puppet?? The next 3 people
> that Call SafeRide 571-374-8363 I WILL PERSONALLY
> pay for ur trip home safe plus the tip! I believe
> in this company and so do a lot of other people!!
> As far as Paper Moon from now until whenever u
> mention Fairfaxunderground I will make sure u get
> in FREE ask for me at the door I got you!! Now If
> u have a private party that needs DJ'd I will do
> ANY party up to 5 hrs for $250 normally $500 that
> includes lights & sound!like my friend said Mark
> if they are not talking about you your not doing
> something right.. So keep talking my friends! But
> damn when is it enough?!?!?!?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:26PM

Is there a state agency we can send an official complaint about Safe Ride to? I don't mean Better Business Bureau where they rate companies by letter grade either.


Safe Ride:


1.) Employs people to act as taxi drivers without having licenses that are required for taxi driving.

2.) Drivers are not insured.

3.) They have a donations page on their website even though they are a for-profit entity.

4.) Do not report their business income.



This company needs to be put out of business and the owners fined. Do they even have a business license?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: LLCfail ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:29PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Is there a state agency we can send an official
> complaint about Safe Ride to? I don't mean Better
> Business Bureau where they rate companies by
> letter grade either.
>
>
> Safe Ride:
>
>
> 1.) Employs people to act as taxi drivers without
> having licenses that are required for taxi
> driving.
>
> 2.) Drivers are not insured.
>
> 3.) They have a donations page on their website
> even though they are a for-profit entity.
>
> 4.) Do not report their business income.
>
>
>
> This company needs to be put out of business and
> the owners fined. Do they even have a business
> license?



All you need to do is send a check in for $15 and you're an LLC in Virginia!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Really Eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:48PM

Eesh he has called you out for 6 days and he needs to man up? Seems like you are the one that needs to man up! Looks like you are the little bitch! How much more does it take to make you step up? Damn

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Cry Baby? ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:52PM

DJ Cry Baby? He has stood up to everyone on here. You have made him the talk of our office? They are starting to like this guy. When's the show down we all are Coming to see this. Lmao off he will have a fan club at this rate.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Correction: DJ Angry Little Bitch ()
Date: September 15, 2011 07:58PM

DJ Cry Baby? Wrote:
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> DJ Cry Baby? He has stood up to everyone on here.
> You have made him the talk of our office? They are
> starting to like this guy. When's the show down we
> all are Coming to see this. Lmao off he will have
> a fan club at this rate.


my bad
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:03PM

Really Eesh Wrote:
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> Eesh he has called you out for 6 days and he needs
> to man up? Seems like you are the one that needs
> to man up! Looks like you are the little bitch!
> How much more does it take to make you step up?
> Damn
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Small Wonder ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:06PM

.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:07PM

Believe me, I'm not a DJ Majik or Paper Moon fan. Low-lifes are just not my thing.

But I do think SafeRide provides a valuable service and Allan seems like a nice enough guy. He actually saved his money instead of spending it in the clubs to make hinself feel important and buy attention from women.

And eesh and the rest, you have committed the cardianl sin. You have become BORING. Very, very boring. Quit this and move on to something else.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:09PM

Love UltraFest Wrote:
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> And eesh and the rest, you have committed the
> cardianl sin. You have become BORING. Very, very
> boring.




Boring like DJ Majik's music? He sounds like early 90s techno and remixed 80s songs. You know, the stuff you hear at Gold's Gym.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: GET OFF MY LAWN! ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:10PM

Love UltraFest Wrote:
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>
> And eesh and the rest, you have committed the
> cardianl sin. You have become BORING. Very, very
> boring. Quit this and move on to something else.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:12PM

Worse.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Night at the Roxbury type douchebag ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:17PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> Boring like DJ Majik's music? He sounds like early
> 90s techno and remixed 80s songs. You know, the
> stuff you hear at Gold's Gym.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bethy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:25PM

Sorry boys but this guy is hot, a little arrogant but he's hot.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Brett? ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:29PM

Is this Brett Michaels?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Don't buy it ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:31PM

Bethy Wrote:
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> Sorry boys but this guy is hot, a little arrogant
> but he's hot


Anonymous dj magik mark sockpuppet post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Does it ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:31PM

Every rose has a thorn! :)

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Stupid fuck ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:40PM

You really think this guy is gonna post under a chicks name? I honestly think you guys are doing it if the girls really aren't. You are out to get this guy for no reason. If everybody would just stop posting it will all stop

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:43PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Is there a state agency we can send an official
> complaint about Safe Ride to? I don't mean Better
> Business Bureau where they rate companies by
> letter grade either.
>
>
> Safe Ride:
>
>
> 1.) Employs people to act as taxi drivers without
> having licenses that are required for taxi
> driving.
>
> 2.) Drivers are not insured.
>
> 3.) They have a donations page on their website
> even though they are a for-profit entity.
>
> 4.) Do not report their business income.
>
>
>
> This company needs to be put out of business and
> the owners fined. Do they even have a business
> license?


eesh... do us all a favor and go play in traffic.... u are just saying the same shit over and over and over.... ur done here..... everything that you said is ignorant, 1, they are not a taxi cause they drive you in your car, 2, they don't need insurance because the vehicle's takes over, and you're just assuming they don't have insurance btw, 3, you can receive donations you moron, you just can't give receipts for tax purposes and 4, its a new company, they have a full year before they do taxes!!!

ur just plain boring....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sintervention ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:44PM

Stupid fuck Wrote:
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> You really think this guy is gonna post under a
> chicks name? I honestly think you guys are doing
> it if the girls really aren't. You are out to get
> this guy for no reason. If everybody would just
> stop posting it will all stop
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: yeah really dude... ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:45PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Love UltraFest Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > And eesh and the rest, you have committed the
> > cardianl sin. You have become BORING. Very,
> very
> > boring.
>
>
>
>
> Boring like DJ Majik's music? He sounds like early
> 90s techno and remixed 80s songs. You know, the
> stuff you hear at Gold's Gym.

really dude... stop..... before you make urself look worse... if thats even possible, that guy is right, ur done here...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tax cheats ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:48PM

that guy Wrote:
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>you can receive donations you moron, you
> just can't give receipts for tax purposes



The IRS would classify those "donations' as taxable tip income; however, you strip club losers are used to not declaring all your income.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:51PM

that guy Wrote:
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> its a new company, they have a full year before
> they do taxes!!!



LOL I can't wait for the IRS to audit you idiots.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ted the editor ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:52PM

Tax cheats Wrote:
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> that guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >you can receive donations you moron, you
> > just can't give receipts for tax purposes
>
>
>
> The IRS would classify those "donations' as
> taxable tip income; however, you strip club losers
> are used to not declaring all your income.


"All" their income? Don't you mean "any of their income?"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:52PM

that guy Wrote:
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> they don't
> need insurance because the vehicle's takes over




Are you really this stupid?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Strip club tips ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:55PM

Most strip club DJ's have to fill out a daily report & turn it into the office before they leave. Do they claim all their tips? Prob not but do you think waitress's claim all their tips or waiters? Seriously would you claim every dime you make??

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 08:56PM

eesh Wrote:
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> that guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > they don't
> > need insurance because the vehicle's takes over
>
>
>
>
> Are you really this stupid?

no you stupid fuck!!! is like that in all states!!! i can't stand ur ignorant ass!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: reality check 101 ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:04PM

that guy Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > they don't
> > > need insurance because the vehicle's takes
> over
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Are you really this stupid?
>
> no you stupid fuck!!! is like that in all
> states!!! i can't stand ur ignorant ass!


If you were just letting your friend drive your car, he would be covered. However, you are hiring a for hire driver ( a hack), who works for a company that is supposed to have its own insurance policy.



Does said company have a hack license? No.

Is said company insured ( All companies have policies)? No.

These "donations" are tips, and as a for profit entity, they are taxable income. Not declaring them is tantamount to tax fraud.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So Eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:08PM

So Eesh please tell us what you do? Dosnt you say famous people wrk for you in an earlier post? Or was that JBass? Just curious

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Didnt ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:13PM

"didn't you say"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: one and the same? ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:15PM

So Eesh Wrote:
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> Dosnt you say famous people wrk



English...do you speak it?



>Or was that JBass? Just curious


It was JBass. Wow, you and Mark must suffer from the same memory disease (too many drugs), because he couldn't remember who said what also.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So? ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:18PM

Answer the ques! So tell us what u do or you gonna hide that also?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:21PM

reality check 101 Wrote:

>
> If you were just letting your friend drive your
> car, he would be covered. However, you are hiring
> a for hire driver ( a hack), who works for a
> company that is supposed to have its own insurance
> policy.
>
>
>
> Does said company have a hack license? No.
>
> Is said company insured ( All companies have
> policies)? No.
>
> These "donations" are tips, and as a for profit
> entity, they are taxable income. Not declaring
> them is tantamount to tax fraud.

Hack License: a permit, license or other authority issued by a governmental agency authorizing a person to drive a taxicab in service to customers in that area.


How many times is it gonna take for you to understand that safe ride is NOT a taxi service? therefor, they cannot obtain for a hack license because it does NOT apply to them!! they do not drive a taxi cab, they drive a different vehicle every ride!!! did you guys cheat to pass your G.E.D exam? cause that's like cheating to pass the world's dumbest person test....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:24PM

that guy Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > that guy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > they don't
> > > need insurance because the vehicle's takes
> over
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Are you really this stupid?
>
> no you stupid fuck!!! is like that in all
> states!!! i can't stand ur ignorant ass!




For argument's sake, let's assume you are right (but you aren't.) In the state of Virginia, you are not required to have auto insurance to drive (you can pay an annual fee to DMV instead.) Also, you assume that people have made payments to their insurance company, and not let coverage lapse.

Have you taken into account what happens if one of your drivers wrecks a person's car, one that wasn't insured? What then, genius?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Scotland's Backyard ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:26PM

So? Wrote:
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> Answer the ques! So tell us what u do or you gonna
> hide that also?


Where he works is common knowledge on this site...Put down the pipe and do some searching, Sherlock!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ???? ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:29PM

Look Eesh stop avoiding the ques what do you do?? Let me guess. Put ith this way then. When the guys come through the drive thru at McDonalds do they bitch about how cold their Fries are? They don't tell you how to do your job you shouldn't tell them how to do theirs

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:31PM

???? Wrote:
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> Look Eesh stop avoiding the ques what do you do??
> Let me guess. Put ith this way then. When the guys
> come through the drive thru at McDonalds do they
> bitch about how cold their Fries are? They don't
> tell you how to do your job you shouldn't tell
> them how to do theirs




Yikes. Does it have to be McDonald's? How about Five Guys or even Panera.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Jim Moron ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:36PM

Dear DJ MagikMark and all associated/anonymous/sockpuppet screen names,
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Still avoiding ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:39PM

Still avoiding the ques.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Be still and eat my heart ()
Date: September 15, 2011 09:46PM

Still avoiding Wrote:
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> Still avoiding the ques.

Still a moron.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Funny ()
Date: September 15, 2011 10:11PM

This tread is funny as fuck. Very interesting.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh is a moron ()
Date: September 15, 2011 11:28PM

i think eesh works at a jiffy lube and is just mad at life cause he never became anyone important so when he sees people that actually did something with their lives he just makes shit up about them and tries to make them look worse than a jiffy lube employee to try to feel better about himself... and watch, he's gonna be like, "i don't work at a jiffy lube you idiot"... cause he's THAT retarded that would take it as a literal statement.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 15, 2011 11:56PM

eesh is a moron Wrote:
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> i think eesh works at a jiffy lube and is just mad
> at life cause he never became anyone important so
> when he sees people that actually did something
> with their lives he just makes shit up about them
> and tries to make them look worse than a jiffy
> lube employee to try to feel better about
> himself... and watch, he's gonna be like, "i don't
> work at a jiffy lube you idiot"... cause he's THAT
> retarded that would take it as a literal
> statement.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh SUCKS DICCCCCK ()
Date: September 16, 2011 10:39AM

OK.
1. SO THEY DON'T HAVE A TAXI LICENCE. DAMN GUESS THATS WHY THEY ARENT A TAXI COMPANY.

2.THEY DONT HAVE INSURANCE, AND YOU DONT HAVE INSURANCE, WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU OWE THE DMV THAT NICE $500.00 UNINSURED MOTORIST DEAL. OH WAIT I GUESS ITS SAFE RIDES FAULT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE MANY PEOPLE DRIVING TODAY WITHOUT INSURANCE, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR BILLS AND NOT BE OUT DRINKING.
AND IF YOUR BUDDY WAS TO DRIVE YOU HOME IN YOUR CAR AND CRASH WHOS INSURANCE WOULD COVER THAT?? OH RIGHT YOURS AND THEN IF YOU WANTED TO BE A DICK YOU CAN GO AFTER YOUR BUDDY.
CLASS A IDOITS

3.DONATIONS ARE TAXABLE INCOME, SO AS LONG AS THEY CLAIM IT THEY CAN TAKE IT. YOU DON'T NEED TO BE A NON PROFIT COMPANY TO DO SO, IDIOT

4. THEY WILL HAVE TO DO TAXES JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COMPANY.YOU SPEAK LIKE THEY HAVE BEEN OPEN FOR 10 YEARS AND NEVER FILED TAXES.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:12PM

You can't just start a taxi service by registering an LLC. There's a reason why the taxi industry is regulated and has rules about displaying their license, the fares they can charge, etc.

The strip club DJ is in for a rude awakening.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office girl ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:36PM

We are lost! What does Magik mark have to do with saferide now we are all confussed. He ownes Sade ride?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: AGAIN RETARD TO THE MAX ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:37PM

IT IS NOT A TAXI DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AS SHIT


SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:12PM

You can't just start a taxi service by registering an LLC. There's a reason why the taxi industry is regulated and has rules about displaying their license, the fares they can charge, etc.

The strip club DJ is in for a rude awakening.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: NO NO NO ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:41PM

no office girl mark is getting trash talk bout him by lil kids that hate people making good money doing something that most would love to do, play music and look at attractive girls.
That allen guy owns safe ride


Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office girl ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:36PM

We are lost! What does Magik mark have to do with saferide now we are all confussed. He ownes Sade ride?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:45PM

eesh SUCKS DICCCCCK Wrote:
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> 2.THEY DONT HAVE INSURANCE, AND YOU DONT HAVE
> INSURANCE, WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU OWE THE DMV
> THAT NICE $500.00 UNINSURED MOTORIST DEAL. OH WAIT
> I GUESS ITS SAFE RIDES FAULT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE
> MANY PEOPLE DRIVING TODAY WITHOUT INSURANCE, MAYBE
> YOU SHOULD PAY YOUR BILLS AND NOT BE OUT
> DRINKING.
> AND IF YOUR BUDDY WAS TO DRIVE YOU HOME IN YOUR
> CAR AND CRASH WHOS INSURANCE WOULD COVER THAT?? OH
> RIGHT YOURS AND THEN IF YOU WANTED TO BE A DICK
> YOU CAN GO AFTER YOUR BUDDY.
> CLASS A IDOITS



This still doesn't address the issue. If one of your drivers wrecks a person's car that had no insurance, what are you going to do?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 12:49PM

This is a heavily photoshopped pic. First, DJ Majik doesn't have that tribal tattoo in any of his newer pics, his face has been airbrushed, and the girl looks like a stock photo that was placed behind DJ Majik and the motorcycle.


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Just saying ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:10PM

Drug store has a clearance sale, so I bought a little mermaid bucket so now my hangovers feel like a childhood adventure

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Haha ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:15PM

Bro he has had that tribal Tat since he moved here from the west coast which was 3 yrs ago! Keep trying!! All his new pics he has that tattoo

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:18PM

Haha Wrote:
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> Bro he has had that tribal Tat since he moved here
> from the west coast which was 3 yrs ago! Keep
> trying!! All his new pics he has that tattoo





His background check didn't list any west coast addresses....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: you are morons ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:23PM

Yeah he photo shopped the tattoo in all the pics!!! you need to look at his new pics and not from 10 yrs ago. and the pic with the motorcycle was used on the TV show "Sons Of Anarchy" website
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:29PM

AGAIN RETARD TO THE MAX Wrote:
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> IT IS NOT A TAXI
> DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>
> YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AS SHIT

When you use SafeRide, you are paying a company to provide a driver for your car. Your car is, at that point, being used for business purposes and operated by a business entity. Thus, the business is liable for anything that happens when their employee gets behind the wheel of your car. It is not the same as giving your buddy $25 bucks to be the DD that night.

This is, again, why the taxi industry is regulated; if a taxi driver gets into an accident that injures the passenger or someone in another vehicle, the company can be held responsible and taken to court for property damage, medical bills, etc. If the SafeRide guy t-bones another car because they didn't see a stop sign, you (the owner of the car) are fucked. Your own personal insurance will have to cover the damages to both cars as well as your injuries and any injuries the other driver sustains, since "insurance follows the car."

Of course, you can opt to spend money on legal fees to take SafeRide to court to recoup the losses, but good luck with that. If the company doesn't have insurance (and it sounds like they don't), then you'll essentially be suing Alan and the driver directly. Since they're still asking for donations as part of their business model, I doubt you'll see a lot of money from them, especially since Alan sunk all of his strip club cash into starting this stupid company.

But hey, potentially saving a couple bucks and not having to act responsibly is worth the risk, right?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: found more pics. ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:33PM

damn he did open for Bad Boy Bill! oh this was prob photo shopped also huh?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: LOLOLOLOL ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:33PM

NO NO NO Wrote:
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> no office girl mark is getting trash talk bout him
> by lil kids that hate people making good money
> doing something that most would love to do, play
> music and look at attractive girls.

When I grow up, I want to be a playlist jockey at a shitty strip club so I can brag about my car and post pictures of my daughter on the internet too, just like my hero DJ Magik Mark What's-His-Name!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Masion website ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:34PM

you can go to Mansion Website and find proof on that also

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:35PM

you are morons Wrote:
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> Yeah he photo shopped the tattoo in all the
> pics!!! you need to look at his new pics and not
> from 10 yrs ago. and the pic with the motorcycle
> was used on the TV show "Sons Of Anarchy" website




1.) His tattoos are prison grade quality.

2.) The tribal tattoo that reaches down his left arm (right side in the pic) is photoshopped in the motorcycle pic.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: a;lkjdf ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:37PM

you are morons Wrote:
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> Yeah he photo shopped the tattoo in all the
> pics!!! you need to look at his new pics and not
> from 10 yrs ago. and the pic with the motorcycle
> was used on the TV show "Sons Of Anarchy" website

so the tattoos might be real, Mark, but why the eyeliner, guy? how can you respect yourself when you have to "put your face on" like a bitch every time you leave the house to hang out with those strung-out broads?

please don't tell me that your faggy emo guyliner is tattooed on.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: alshdfj ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:42PM

found more pics. Wrote:
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> damn he did open for Bad Boy Bill! oh this was
> prob photo shopped also huh?

Who the fuck is Bad Boy Bill? Another F-Lister?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Strung out ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:43PM

I'm looking at the girls what are you guys looking at? they don't look strung out to me at all

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Old school ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:53PM

Mark, do you know a guy named Patrick "Pat" L? You two have everything in common: same taste in trashy women, same "back my shut up" bad attitude, same parental irresponsibility, same estimation of self-worth, same cokehead appearance, same tendency to pretend that everyone likes you... Seriously, all you need is a tapout shirt and you'd be BFFs.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I posted ()
Date: September 16, 2011 01:54PM

I posted the pics don't blame him I am a friend of Marks from NC you guys are just jealous of him. Why not post some pics of yourself? I've posted some recent pics cause all the ones you found are from years ago. His daughters pic was not on "the web" it was in his myspace & FB for his family and friends his 11 yr old daughter was in a bathing suit also. They were at a water park you sick faggots. I see none of you will stand up to him which is very wise decision on ur part. So why not drop it or you gonna keep this up for another few weeks?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bad boy bill? ()
Date: September 16, 2011 02:11PM

You don't know who Bad Boy Bill is. Not a fan of this Magik Tool but if you like Techno/house music you have to know who he is.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dear ,SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 02:14PM

look here dumbshit. IF you pay your buddy $25 to take you home you just hired someone to do what they do.... sooooooooooo that means your buddy would need insurance tooooo. Fucking jackass

TAXI SERVICE HAS REGULATIONS BECAUSE THEY USE THEIR OWN CARS AND RIGHT EVERYTHING OFF WHEN TAX TIME COMES AROUND, YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT SHADY SHIT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT DRIVE YOUR DUMBASS AROUND IN A TAXI, NOT BUT 2 MONTHS AGO A TAXI DRIVER GOT ARRESTED FOR A DUI. WHY DONT YOU DO SOME RESEARCH ON THAT.

you all are now fighting about the fact that safe ride may or may not have a insurance policy in place for their employees. So if they fail or not is not the issue at hand, they are a legit business with a great idea to help save lives and keep people from hurt others.

NOW YOU CAN DONATE TO ANY COMPANY IN THE WORLD, THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE IT UP ON THEIR PAGE MAKES NO DIFFERENCE TO ANYONE

QUIT HATTING THAT YOUR LOSER ASS HAS TO WORK FOR SOMEONE FULL TIME TO MAKING IT BY IN THIS WORLD. DONT HATE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING THAT IS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

MAY YOU HATERS NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE LOST OF A LOVED ONE DUE TO A DRUNK PERSON CAUSE THEN YOU WILL LOOK AROUND AND ASK WHY COULDNT THEY HAVE HAD A SERVICE TO PREVENT THIS!




> IT IS NOT A TAXI
> DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>
> YOU GUYS ARE DUMB AS SHIT

When you use SafeRide, you are paying a company to provide a driver for your car. Your car is, at that point, being used for business purposes and operated by a business entity. Thus, the business is liable for anything that happens when their employee gets behind the wheel of your car. It is not the same as giving your buddy $25 bucks to be the DD that night.

This is, again, why the taxi industry is regulated; if a taxi driver gets into an accident that injures the passenger or someone in another vehicle, the company can be held responsible and taken to court for property damage, medical bills, etc. If the SafeRide guy t-bones another car because they didn't see a stop sign, you (the owner of the car) are fucked. Your own personal insurance will have to cover the damages to both cars as well as your injuries and any injuries the other driver sustains, since "insurance follows the car."

Of course, you can opt to spend money on legal fees to take SafeRide to court to recoup the losses, but good luck with that. If the company doesn't have insurance (and it sounds like they don't), then you'll essentially be suing Alan and the driver directly. Since they're still asking for donations as part of their business model, I doubt you'll see a lot of money from them, especially since Alan sunk all of his strip club cash into starting this stupid company.

But hey, potentially saving a couple bucks and not having to act responsibly is worth the risk, right?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 02:58PM

dear ,SafeRide will fail Wrote:
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> look here dumbshit. IF you pay your buddy $25 to
> take you home you just hired someone to do what
> they do.... sooooooooooo that means your buddy
> would need insurance tooooo. Fucking jackass

Except my buddy isn't acting on behalf of a registered LLC, he didn't have to fill out an application to drive my car, the $25 is a gift instead of taxable income, I won't be giving him a W-2 in January... Do I need to go on?

> TAXI SERVICE HAS REGULATIONS BECAUSE THEY USE
> THEIR OWN CARS AND RIGHT EVERYTHING OFF WHEN TAX
> TIME COMES AROUND,

That's stupid. Many companies maintain their own fleet of cars and almost all companies do tax WRITE-offs at the end of the year. You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

Taxi services are regulated because they are performing commercial services. It's the same reason why truck drivers and bus drivers need special licenses to do that job.

> YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT SHADY
> SHIT, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT
> DRIVE YOUR DUMBASS AROUND IN A TAXI, NOT BUT 2
> MONTHS AGO A TAXI DRIVER GOT ARRESTED FOR A DUI.
> WHY DONT YOU DO SOME RESEARCH ON THAT.

Of course taxi drivers fuck up. However, they (and their company) can be held accountable when they do. SafeRide drivers, however, are not. If they fuck up, you pay for it one way or another.

> you all are now fighting about the fact that safe
> ride may or may not have a insurance policy in
> place for their employees. So if they fail or not
> is not the issue at hand, they are a legit
> business with a great idea to help save lives and
> keep people from hurt others.

They are legit in that the strip club DJ guy filled out the form and mailed a check to the Virginia government, but that's where the legitimacy ends. I can't stress this enough: if SafeRide screws up, YOU PAY FOR IT. If a taxi screws up, YOU DON'T PAY FOR IT.

It is a great idea in theory, but the operation of the business puts too much risk and accountability on the customer for me to ever consider using them. If one of their drivers wrecks my vehicle, I doubt Alan is going to pay for the repairs, replace the car, or cover the cost difference in my now-higher insurance rates.

> NOW YOU CAN DONATE TO ANY COMPANY IN THE WORLD,
> THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE IT UP ON THEIR PAGE MAKES
> NO DIFFERENCE TO ANYONE

... you make a lot of donations to Microsoft or Bank of America?

> QUIT HATTING THAT YOUR LOSER ASS HAS TO WORK FOR
> SOMEONE FULL TIME TO MAKING IT BY IN THIS WORLD.
> DONT HATE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING THAT IS
> FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

Wait, we're losers if we have legitimate jobs with legitimate companies that aren't run by ex-strip club DJs and operate on sketchy business practices? I guess I'm a loser, then.

> MAY YOU HATERS NEVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE LOST OF
> A LOVED ONE DUE TO A DRUNK PERSON CAUSE THEN YOU
> WILL LOOK AROUND AND ASK WHY COULDNT THEY HAVE HAD
> A SERVICE TO PREVENT THIS!

SPOILER: This service won't save any lives. People drink and drive because they think they're capable of driving in their impaired state, not because there isn't a charitable organization like SafeRide around to take care of them. The people that plan on drinking but not driving will make plans to avoid driving, such as taking a taxi or the Metro. I could see this "service" being used as an absolute last resort, but pretending like people have been dying or getting DUIs because nobody thought to start something like this is just so much hubris.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hey retard ()
Date: September 16, 2011 03:28PM

look up dui related deaths and you are ganna sit there and say that this company wont help save lives, you are dumb as shit, and even a "GIFT" is a taxable item dumb fuck, any and all money transactions are subject to taxes. Welcome to America land of taxes.

90% of the cabs out on the road today are owned by the cab driver not the cab company, do some research buddy. and do you have any idea what a "write-off" at the end of the year is for? its a nice way to say i don't wanna pay taxes on that money cause we wasted it on our self.

BE GLAD you work at a legit company buddy, and be glad making your little bit of money and making your boss and ceo richer daily, how bout you try doing something for yourself start a company smart guy do something to make a difference, or better yet just keep being a pee on working for the man. DUMB BITCH.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: just for fun ()
Date: September 16, 2011 03:31PM

i see everyone all worked up over this insurance crap,
LETS JUST SAY:

SAFE RIDE runs for a year with no crashes and pays the taxes and claims their donations. Then what?? they still a hack, or fake company?

what then smart guy? cause right now its looks like a bunch of WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS AND WHAT IF THAT HAPPENS you guys are some cry babies dont hate someone for trying it is a great idea and i think that seeing multiple companies nation wide like them that its something that seems to be working. so you haters need to crawl back in to the hole you came from and just die

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 03:46PM

It would seem that Safe Ride LLC has an army of supporters that think writing IN ALL CAPS and no punctuation gets their message across.

Just like "SafeRide will fail" said, people drive drunk and crash, etc. because they thought they were capable of driving impaired, not because there was a lack of a company like Safe Ride.


You aren't saving lives, and you aren't making any money with this venture of yours.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 03:54PM

Wait, there is some real irony in two DJs that binge drink, do drugs and party on a constant basis, while at the same time running a company with an anti-alcohol stance and claims of serving the community.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh SUCKS DICCCCCK ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:05PM

Hey eesh....once again you show us how dumb you are, no one is anti drinking they are agains drinking and driving DUMBASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs
omg some people get dumber and dumber

Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 03:54PM

Wait, there is some real irony in two DJs that binge drink, do drugs and party on a constant basis, while at the same time running a company with an anti-alcohol stance and claims of serving the community.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Secret attraction? ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:12PM

Its obvious this william eesh jbass guy is either jealous of mark or has a thing for him why else would he be doing all this posting of his pics?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lollololol ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:18PM

y are you bashing safe ride and posting pics of magic? shouldn't you be posting pics of allen? or just stick to pics of magic and keep safe ride out of it? just saying lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:19PM

Secret attraction? Wrote:
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> Its obvious this william eesh jbass guy is either
> jealous of mark or has a thing for him why else
> would he be doing all this posting of his pics?



If you notice, most of the pictures posted have been from DJ Majik himself. He is desperate to prove himself here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:22PM

hey retard Wrote:
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> look up dui related deaths and you are ganna sit
> there and say that this company wont help save
> lives, you are dumb as shit,

No matter how badly you want it to, this company is not going to have an impact on the number of DUIs and alcohol-related deaths that occur every year. The people that drink and drive are going to drink and drive. The people who drink and then realize they shouldn't drive aren't going to drive, whether that means taking a taxi, the Metro, or calling this sketchy service.

SafeRide is only VERY slightly cheaper than a taxi, but those savings go out the window if your SafeRide "chauffeur" is involved in even a simple fender bender.

> and even a "GIFT" is
> a taxable item dumb fuck, any and all money
> transactions are subject to taxes. Welcome to
> America land of taxes.

Before you call someone a "dumb fuck," you should make sure you know what you're talking about.

http://www.irs.gov/businesses/small/article/0,,id=108139,00.html

http://wills.about.com/od/understandingestatetaxes/qt/What-Is-An-Annual-Exclusion-Gift.htm

Dumb fuck.

> 90% of the cabs out on the road today are owned by
> the cab driver not the cab company, do some
> research buddy. and do you have any idea what a
> "write-off" at the end of the year is for? its a
> nice way to say i don't wanna pay taxes on that
> money cause we wasted it on our self.

Owned by the cab driver who works for, is insured by, and is licensed for the cab company.

It's funny that you're trying to explain to me what a write-off is, but you couldn't even spell it correctly initially, and your definition is wholly inaccurate. Here, this should help you:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_deduction

> BE GLAD you work at a legit company buddy, and be
> glad making your little bit of money and making
> your boss and ceo richer daily, how bout you try
> doing something for yourself start a company smart
> guy do something to make a difference, or better
> yet just keep being a pee on working for the man.
> DUMB BITCH.

I'm definitely glad I'm working at a legit company instead of making peanuts at a stupid business venture like SafeRide.

SafeRide is the equivalent of a guy that sets up an LLC, hires a bunch of illegal immigrants, and calls it a legitimate landscaping business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:30PM

just for fun Wrote:
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> i see everyone all worked up over this insurance
> crap,
> LETS JUST SAY:
>
> SAFE RIDE runs for a year with no crashes and pays
> the taxes and claims their donations. Then what??
> they still a hack, or fake company?

Still a sketchy business. They can run for three years without incident and that still won't change the fact that if they crash, you pay for it.

> what then smart guy? cause right now its looks
> like a bunch of WHAT IF THIS HAPPENS AND WHAT IF
> THAT HAPPENS you guys are some cry babies dont
> hate someone for trying it is a great idea and i
> think that seeing multiple companies nation wide
> like them that its something that seems to be
> working. so you haters need to crawl back in to
> the hole you came from and just die

Again, SafeRide is the equivalent of a guy that sets up an LLC, hires a bunch of illegal immigrants, and calls it a legitimate landscaping business. You call them and ask them to cut down some tree branches in your back yard. Two guys show up in a pick-up truck with a rope and a chainsaw. While working, one guy falls out of the tree on your property and breaks his leg. Guess who's responsible? Unless the company insured the workers, YOU are responsible because the accident happened on your property.

Same thing with SafeRide. Driver has an accident, you pay for it. Hell, you'd probably have to pay for any injuries the driver sustains too, since he'd be relying on the insurance coverage you're providing for the car.

Show me proof that this company insures its drivers and accepts full responsibility and liability for you and your vehicle while one of their employees is driving, and I will change my opinion.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U did it ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Secret attraction? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Its obvious this william eesh jbass guy is
> either
> > jealous of mark or has a thing for him why else
> > would he be doing all this posting of his pics?
hI you notice, most of the pictures posted have
> been from DJ Majik himself. He is desperate to
> prove himself here.



He may of put a few up, but you went on his facebook, myspace, and photobucket and put up ten times as many. You even posted links to his photobucket account.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh SUCKS DICCCCCK ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:39PM

hey eesh if he wanted to prove himself on here i think he would have posted pictures ..... but seems you want to do that for him sooooooo i think its you who wants to prove something and its failing... but its ok you can keep jerking it to his pictures
hey mark eesh wants to blow you

Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:19PM

Secret attraction? Wrote:
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> Its obvious this william eesh jbass guy is either
> jealous of mark or has a thing for him why else
> would he be doing all this posting of his pics?


If you notice, most of the pictures posted have been from DJ Majik himself. He is desperate to prove himself here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ugh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 04:50PM

who the fuck cares about YOUR opinion? if safe ride gets me home safe cause i decided to stay late with my friends at a bar then im happy!!! im sure they have insurance, you just keep assuming they don't!! has anybody actually called them to find out? you all think they will fail because you bash them on-line? you're just as ignorant as eesh if thats what you believe, its a great idea and it will succeed, just watch!! and if a worker does break his leg on my property and goes after me, oh well, better him than me, if i had tried to cut the damn tree myself i would've hurt myself too, i guarantee you that, so fuck it, i have insurance for a reason, im not broke, maybe you are, thats your problem, go get a better job! i swear sometimes i don't think people are worthy of life.... do u drive drunk and risk dying or killing someone? or do u let somebody drive you home and take a smaller risk with a PROFESSIONAL DRIVER? its as simple as going on their site and seeing how they screen their drivers!! they're doing it right!! I mean, do you even know how to read?

http://www.saferideva.com/site/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=4&Itemid=3

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dumb ass ()
Date: September 16, 2011 05:09PM

ugh Wrote:
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> who the fuck cares about YOUR opinion? if safe
> ride gets me home safe cause i decided to stay
> late with my friends at a bar then im happy!!! im
> sure they have insurance, you just keep assuming
> they don't!! has anybody actually called them to
> find out


Alan, the owner of saferide, freely admitted that they have no insurance earlier in the the thread. Btw, where did you learn punctuation? You use commas as if they were periods!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: REEEALLY? ()
Date: September 16, 2011 05:17PM

Dumb ass Wrote:
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> ugh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > who the fuck cares about YOUR opinion? if safe
> > ride gets me home safe cause i decided to stay
> > late with my friends at a bar then im happy!!!
> im
> > sure they have insurance, you just keep
> assuming
> > they don't!! has anybody actually called them
> to
> > find out
>
>
> Alan, the owner of saferide, freely admitted that
> they have no insurance earlier in the the thread.
> Btw, where did you learn punctuation? You use
> commas as if they were periods!

Really? show me where? he has posted twice, and has said nothing about his insurance..... quote where he said he had no insurance.... please.... i'll wait...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: uh... ()
Date: September 16, 2011 06:06PM

uh..... are we ALL waiting?...... lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lol... ()
Date: September 16, 2011 06:19PM

yeaaaaa stilll waiting fool.....come on guy. you seem to know everything show us the post!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I posted the pics ()
Date: September 16, 2011 07:14PM

Magik didn't post those pics I did. The reason why I did is because you guys are all over his dick with old pictures. He is a dear friend of mine and a very good guy. But I'm gonna say again he has stepped up and called all of you out and not one of you faggots will stand up to him , I'm gonna say again very wise decision. You say he wants everybody to like him well I can tell you everybody that has met him likes him. So get off his dick.. As last looks like a lot o people are on his side besides the haters

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRide will fail ()
Date: September 16, 2011 07:14PM

ugh Wrote:
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> who the fuck cares about YOUR opinion?

You obviously care very much.

The company is a sham. Buyer beware.

> and if a worker does
> break his leg on my property and goes after me, oh
> well, better him than me, if i had tried to cut
> the damn tree myself i would've hurt myself too, i
> guarantee you that, so fuck it, i have insurance
> for a reason, im not broke, maybe you are, thats
> your problem, go get a better job!

LOL

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 16, 2011 08:16PM

I think this is one of the fastest growing threads in FFXU history. Even more, there is only four or five unique posters here in the thread.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who's is bigger ()
Date: September 16, 2011 08:36PM

Bad case of who's dick is bigger looks like to me! Just saying. I've read the whole thread, this is stupid. Pulled tour dicks out and lets get this over with

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ... ()
Date: September 16, 2011 08:38PM

Pull your..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 16, 2011 09:54PM

Holy shit. How did I miss this thread? I've been laughing my ass off for 30 minutes.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mine is this big ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:21AM

<=======3

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Totally agree ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:35AM

Been laughing for a week. Looks like a reality show. I'm on the fence here , not sure what side I wanna be on

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: how bout mine? ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:42AM

mine is this big 8==================D and eesh's is is just a V

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: sophi ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:46AM

no pics of magik's dick?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:53AM

OMG LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..... EESH SAYS ALL THESE PEOPLE USE SOCK PUPPETS TO ADVERTISE THEMSELVES AND WHAT NOT....

TELL ME HE DID NOT DO THE SAME ON HERE!!!!!

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/546640/547239.html

COME ON U BIG BAG OF DOUCHE!!! NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD SAY THAT ABOUT YOU!!!! YOUR SO LONELY YOU MADE UP AND ENTIRE THREAD ABOUT SOMEBODY HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU? ARE YOU THAT LONELY?!?!?!? dear eesh.... ur a joke... the end...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:54AM

and sophi u need help....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bored at home ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:59AM

Oh god! I'm sure there will be one posted now. This thread rulz

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh's dick ()
Date: September 17, 2011 01:19AM

Or is it smaller?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh damn ()
Date: September 17, 2011 01:25AM

thats a little "OVERBORED" hahahahahahaha

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh my wow ()
Date: September 17, 2011 12:22PM

no its clear, thats whay eesh is soooo mad at the world hahahahahaha

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 17, 2011 01:15PM

ugh Wrote:
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> and if a worker does
> break his leg on my property and goes after me, oh
> well, better him than me, if i had tried to cut
> the damn tree myself i would've hurt myself too, i
> guarantee you that, so fuck it, i have insurance
> for a reason, im not broke, maybe you are, thats
> your problem, go get a better job! i swear


I just want to quote this over and over.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 17, 2011 03:37PM

What amazes me is that two DJs, one 27 and the other 41, are posting messages similar to 10 year olds that have just discovered the internet.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh you mature man you ()
Date: September 17, 2011 03:55PM

you my friend , you are the most intelligent person in the whole internet. May we all grow up one day to be just like you, hey could you have sex with my wife so my kids can come out as cool as you... PLEASE on PLEASE teach us your ways.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dj gay bump ()
Date: September 17, 2011 04:50PM

DJ Gay Wrote:
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> DJ MagikMark,
>
>
> Why is there a homoerotic picture of another guy
> semi-exposing himself on your photobucket
> account?
>
> (Don't try and deny it, because I copied the html
> code of the picture in your photobucket account
> and included it below)
>
> <
> ahref="http://s198.photobucket.com/albums/aa173/dj
> magikmark/?action=view&current=922582071_m.jpg
> " target="_blank">
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: It's a 'shop! ()
Date: September 17, 2011 06:39PM

girl and bike were photoshopped in:

http://errorlevelanalysis.com/permalink/c34e6a1/

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh is has a secret crush ()
Date: September 17, 2011 07:32PM

U keep bringing up the djs, are u in love with them or something? Lol mark I really do think he wants to blow you lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Uncle Crackerstick ()
Date: September 17, 2011 08:06PM

Uncle CrandlesticK aknowledges that DJ Magik Mark Wagner is a "Confirmed Bachelor."


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Gay Freddy <3's DJ Magik ()
Date: September 17, 2011 08:12PM

I LOVE your style, DJ Magik Mark...can I be part of your faggy bunch?


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office girl ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:27PM

OMG you really care enough to have his photo analyzed? Wow is all I can say. Yeah we looked at his photobucket also he has what 350-400 pics and that's the only pic of a single guy in all his photos. That could be anything really I doubt that makes him gay because of 1 pic out of 400.. Why not post the pic of him with all the hot ass girls? Of course you won't cause your jealous of this guy. You go as far as analyzing a pic for Christ sakes get a life. By his pictures in his photobucket he looks like he lives the lifestyle most people want. Damn he hosted an Ed Hardy Party and the national finals for Miss Hawaiian Tropic. Most people would die just to go to one of those parties but to Host them? I think pretty cool. Magik us girls at the office think your hot we seen your pics that they are scared to post. Let them keep hateing on you babe, everybody sees that what they are all doing!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Haha ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:37PM

Office girl Wrote:
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> OMG you really care enough to have his photo
> analyzed? Wow is all I can say. Yeah we looked at
> his photobucket also he has what 350-400 pics and
> that's the only pic of a single guy in all his
> photos. That could be anything really I doubt that
> makes him gay because of 1 pic out of 400.. Why
> not post the pic of him with all the hot ass
> girls? Of course you won't cause your jealous of
> this guy. You go as far as analyzing a pic for
> Christ sakes get a life. By his pictures in his
> photobucket he looks like he lives the lifestyle
> most people want. Damn he hosted an Ed Hardy Party
> and the national finals for Miss Hawaiian Tropic.
> Most people would die just to go to one of those
> parties but to Host them? I think pretty cool.
> Magik us girls at the office think your hot we
> seen your pics that they are scared to post. Let
> them keep hateing on you babe, everybody sees that
> what they are all doing!


Anonymous dj fagit mark pretending to be a cracked out meth head prostitute moonlighting as a stripper who says she is an "office girl!" Lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:37PM

Office girl Wrote:
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> OMG you really care enough to have his photo
> analyzed? Wow is all I can say. Yeah we looked at
> his photobucket also he has what 350-400 pics and
> that's the only pic of a single guy in all his
> photos. That could be anything really I doubt that
> makes him gay because of 1 pic out of 400.. Why
> not post the pic of him with all the hot ass
> girls? Of course you won't cause your jealous of
> this guy. You go as far as analyzing a pic for
> Christ sakes get a life. By his pictures in his
> photobucket he looks like he lives the lifestyle
> most people want. Damn he hosted an Ed Hardy Party
> and the national finals for Miss Hawaiian Tropic.
> Most people would die just to go to one of those
> parties but to Host them? I think pretty cool.
> Magik us girls at the office think your hot we
> seen your pics that they are scared to post. Let
> them keep hateing on you babe, everybody sees that
> what they are all doing!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:44PM

this gets funnier by the day lol, anything bad being said is cool, but if something good gets said, eesh automatically says "SOCKPUPPET"! lol i can promise you these guys haven't even been here in days. I know them both and every time i say "dude you should see what they're saying!!" they just laugh and say wow they're still going? thats just sad. Alan is actually working, been doing it hard all week cause believe it or not he's gotten A LOT of business from this, and mark is out with his wife having a good time on his night off. I recommend you guys try to do the same and get off the computer, do something fun, it saturday night guys WTF?!?!?!?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:47PM

that guy Wrote:
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> and mark is out with
> his wife having a good time on his night off.



What the fuck type of high profile DJ takes Saturday off; probably the most important day of the week to be performing.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:49PM

ugh.... u must be new to this... friday is when people are eager to go out, and spend all their "fun money", saturday all the people that come out are already low on money cause of friday. He makes his 4 digits on friday nights and chills the rest of the weekend.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:55PM

that guy Wrote:
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> He makes
> his 4 digits on friday nights



$50.25?


$31.78?


$00.82?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office girl ()
Date: September 17, 2011 10:59PM

Why is it when somebody leaves a positive post it has to be somebody else doing it? That's every positive post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office back room ()
Date: September 17, 2011 11:26PM

@office girl, so what's your favorite song? Is it 'Come to Me' by P. Diddy or 'Crazy Bitch' by Buckcherry?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office stripper ()
Date: September 17, 2011 11:32PM

Office back room Wrote:
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> @office girl, so what's your favorite song? Is it
> 'Come to Me' by P. Diddy or 'Crazy Bitch' by
> Buckcherry?


Crazy bitch fer sure!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office bimbo ()
Date: September 17, 2011 11:45PM

She sounds like one of those recepcionists with big fake tatas and long nails. Eye candy for the customers. Sorta strippers of the office world.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:02AM

Office bimbo Wrote:
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> She sounds like one of those recepcionists with
> big fake tatas and long nails. Eye candy for the
> customers. Sorta strippers of the office world.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: What a crock ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:03AM

that guy Wrote:
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> I know them both and every time i say
> "dude you should see what they're saying!!" they
> just laugh and say wow they're still going? thats
> just sad.

LOL!!! It's only been a little more than a week. How often are you talking about this? Talk about sad.

> Alan is actually working, been doing it
> hard all week cause believe it or not he's gotten
> A LOT of business from this,

Bullshit. Nice try, though.

> and mark is out with
> his wife having a good time on his night off. I
> recommend you guys try to do the same and get off
> the computer, do something fun, it saturday night
> guys WTF?!?!?!?

We're all too poor to afford a quality service like Safe Ride. :(

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Too much ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:03AM

This thread is way to much. You got to much time on your hands

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ magik ()
Date: September 18, 2011 04:24AM

This is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile! You mean to tell me your still talking? And now I'm getting accused of making up fake names to leave post. I haven't hid a damn thing since day 1 I've told you who I am where I work. I have NOTHING to hide, I couldnt careless if you like me or not! I have a life & it's NOT on a computer posting stupid shit. Only reason I'm on here now is cause I just got home and I heard your still talking about me after what 8-9 days now. Somebody says something nice you punks jump all over them calling them whores blah blah blah! WTF PLZ for the love of god get a life! Call it sockpuppet or I am a liar, call it whatever. When I posted come on out to Paper Moon I will get you in free. Lmao well it damn sure wrkd so thanks to all of you for helping advertise the club. Fri we had 5 ppl mention FFU they all got in free & 2nite thanks to "Jester" he brought a group of 8 with him for bachelor party and they all got in free! Told them to make sure they post what they thought whether good or bad, just say what you thought of club. But I'm sure if they post good things it me being a sockpuppet & making up shit! Haven't spoke to Alan but his boy said they had many calls over the last 3 days, which Is awesome. So guys keep posting the pics keep talking shit PLEASE!!!! My Facebook request has been crazy & ur helping the club out. And last but not least thanks Office girl! Sorry they ganged up on you but I'm sure you knew these punks were going to call you names also & post stupid ass pics.. So I will get off here for a few more days then come back to see what's new when I find time... COME ON OUT TO THE CLUB IT'S FREE!! Ask for Me at the door if I'm not there u still get in free! Call SafeRide for a discount rate just mention FFU!! You gonna call me a sockpuppet I might as well be one!! Nite ppl & PLZ keep this up!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 18, 2011 04:51AM

What did you prove? The girl & the bike was photoshopped in? Lmao ok whatever you say. That's to funny. I can tell you in noway was that pic photoshopped that's for sure. But thanks for taking the time to analyze it. Not sure what it was showing but if it was showing there was photoshop done to it well ur analyzer program your using sux!! Cause the pic was not touched

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 18, 2011 08:23AM

I love all these guys who speak in "bro talk" and it spills over into their writing and spelling. Maybe it's just brain poisoning from too much eyeliner and hair bleach.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:18PM

oh geez.... warhawk get a life dude... Just judging by ur "name" i can tell what kind of sad and lonely life you must have... Btw mark, i did call alan last night to see if he was busy, he got a ride from Ashburn amongst a few others last night, guess where they heard about it.... lol, he said that was weird cause they keep it between stafford to maybe herndon, and yesterday the dude from ashburn said he was willing to wait cause everything he read about it on here intrigued him lol. Sooo, i guess you guys did do something productive, you gave safe ride, AND papermoon more business.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ MagikMark strips???? ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:20PM

Check out Magic Mark doing his gay little booty shake at the end for his male friend filming him...I guess DJing isn't the only thing he's doing for money at the stripclub!



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: fucking morons ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:26PM

you dumbasses might as well do this, and save time..... Cause this is all you retards have done all week!!!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Business sense ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:35PM

I bet the guys who you got in free were going there anyways. So you are just losing revenue.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Special ED/MagikMark ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:40PM

MagikMark sounds like a carbon copy of Special Ed from Crank Yankers!



Crank Yankers
Donuts
www.comedycentral.com
Comedy CentralFunny TV ShowsRoast of Charlie Sheen

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: OMG THATS FUNNY ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:44PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha thats too funny!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ FlexMyButt ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:46PM

More gay flexing and butt shaking:


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ YouCanDoIt! ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:50PM

Magik Mark reminds me more of Tony Little from the late night workout infomercials!




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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ YEAH BABY! ()
Date: September 18, 2011 12:52PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ JERSEY DOUCHE WANNA BE ()
Date: September 18, 2011 01:03PM

Paper Moon DJ's 'roid tripping to the beach! Mark sounds like the dude on the on the right driving!



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 01:45PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> What did you prove? The girl & the bike was
> photoshopped in? Lmao ok whatever you say. That's
> to funny. I can tell you in noway was that pic
> photoshopped that's for sure.



Your left arm is larger than your right one in the photo. It also has a large tribal tattoo that you do not have in any other photo. The studio you hired to take the picture used an arm of another man, I guess you wanted to look muscular in the picture, LOL.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 01:47PM

DJ Special ED/MagikMark Wrote:
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> MagikMark sounds like a carbon copy of Special Ed
> from Crank Yankers!




HAHA! Our resident DJ sounds like a mongoloid.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 01:51PM

DJ magik Wrote:
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> Fri we had 5 ppl
> mention FFU they all got in free & 2nite thanks to
> "Jester" he brought a group of 8 with him for
> bachelor party and they all got in free!




Jester hasn't been on FFXU in a very long time, the only way you know this name is when you were digging through old threads.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 01:53PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> I love all these guys who speak in "bro talk" and
> it spills over into their writing and spelling.
> Maybe it's just brain poisoning from too much
> eyeliner and hair bleach.




Yes, it's amazing how all the people that claim to be separate individuals that are defending DJ Majik all have the exact same style of writing.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: better syntax..lesser douchebag ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:19PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Warhawk Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I love all these guys who speak in "bro talk"
> and
> > it spills over into their writing and spelling.
> > Maybe it's just brain poisoning from too much
> > eyeliner and hair bleach.
>
>
>
>
> Yes, it's amazing how all the people that claim to
> be separate individuals that are defending DJ
> Majik all have the exact same style of writing.



Every one of these anonymous douches writes "you got..." just like our guy, Mark.


At least Mark isn't writing "I could care less" anymore after I called him out on it on the first or second page.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: VCUalum ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:24PM

BTW, that Mansion Room that Magik says he spun at has been historically known for being a notorious gay male club.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Great analogy ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:52PM

Again, SafeRide is the equivalent of a guy that sets up an LLC, hires a bunch of illegal immigrants, and calls it a legitimate landscaping business. You call them and ask them to cut down some tree branches in your back yard. Two guys show up in a pick-up truck with a rope and a chainsaw. While working, one guy falls out of the tree on your property and breaks his leg. Guess who's responsible? Unless the company insured the workers, YOU are responsible because the accident happened on your property.


Exactly...well said!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: gay birds of feather ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:55PM

VCUalum Wrote:
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> BTW, that Mansion Room that Magik says he spun at
> has been historically known for being a notorious
> gay male club.


That's why they let Magik spin there after he gave them a little "audition."

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: PLZ post ()
Date: September 18, 2011 02:58PM

Will somebody PLEASE repost those pictures of Eesh?? No wonder he TALKS shit cause he can't back it up that's for sure

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dj u can do it! ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:01PM

PLZ post Wrote:
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> Will somebody PLEASE repost those pictures of
> Eesh?? No wonder he TALKS shit cause he can't back
> it up that's for sure

^^^magik mark post^^^

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:04PM

PLZ post Wrote:
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> Will somebody PLEASE repost those pictures of
> Eesh?? No wonder he TALKS shit cause he can't back
> it up that's for sure

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:08PM

LOL! He has all these videos "Ultra with DJ Majik." He's like some groupie that gets to come on-stage so he can film the performances.






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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: "crushin' it" ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:10PM

eesh Wrote:
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> PLZ post Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Will somebody PLEASE repost those pictures of
> > Eesh?? No wonder he TALKS shit cause he can't
> back
> > it up that's for sure


[alpha male gif]

Watch out eesh, he might "crush" you like one of JBass' glasses of beer!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ultra fagit ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:13PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL! He has all these videos "Ultra with DJ
> Majik." He's like some groupie that gets to come
> on-stage so he can film the performances.
>
>
>
>
>
>


Don't forget he had a staff pass that allowed him access to the side of the stage after he was done fetching water and m&m's for real dj's.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: creeper ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:19PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL! He has all these videos "Ultra with DJ
> Majik." He's like some groupie that gets to come
> on-stage so he can film the performances.
>
>
>
>
>
>


It's creepy how at the end of the first Van Buren video he basically obligates his wife to kiss the camera and make out with him.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hilarious ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:39PM

His friend is even more of an idiot...he fakes himself out and doesn't realize he hasn't hit the ball yet and is looking for where it lands on the driving range ( just like a dumb golden retriever getting faked out during a game of catch)!



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: OOOMG ()
Date: September 18, 2011 03:52PM

THATS THE OTHER DJ!!!!!!! That dude in the video is the other dj at papermoon hahahaha, he's the one that took over when allen left!!!! what a tool lol. Does anybody know his name?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 18, 2011 04:02PM

how do you read the dude's name at least 15 times and still manage to fuck it up? it's ALAN lol. And the other dj is actually a baaaadass dj that is SICK with house music. You can actually look for his demo online, dj 3rd degree

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Karmas kameleon ()
Date: September 18, 2011 04:33PM

OOOMG Wrote:
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> THATS THE OTHER DJ!!!!!!! That dude in the video
> is the other dj at papermoon hahahaha, he's the
> one that took over when allen left!!!! what a tool
> lol. Does anybody know his name?


His name is ian...what mark fails to realize its that someone close to to him is be hindthis sit. How else would they know allthe names and that his immigrant whore wife only married him for papers and tells people she ain't attracted to him and he looks like a fag. Hehas done someone close wrong and its now getting payback.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tony Little's doppelganger ()
Date: September 18, 2011 04:57PM

Check this shit out...too funny + an uncanny likeness!


http://youtu.be/dqWDrORlkkg

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mark Little Liar? ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:01PM

This guy lies more than Magik Mark!



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mark Little ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:07PM

Magik Mark dancing at LoveParade in Berlin after spinning a 36 hour set!



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Damn! ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:23PM

Are you talking about his ex girl the whore stripper Elise Waters? That was the best thing he could have done was get rid of that cheating whore. Career stripper for sure so yeah he's away from Elise Waters

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dumb whore ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:25PM

this bitch is probably the one doing all of this
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Elise W. ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:28PM

wait a minute, what did i do? i love mark!! i used to do lines off his cock, and lemme tell you, those were some long lines!! i try to do them off my new bf's cock and they are short lines, which are causing me to gain weight, ugh. Mark im sorry baby, i need you back, help me lose weight again!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: You make the call... ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:30PM

Tony Little or Magik Mark?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Faggot Mark ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:33PM

DJ magik Wrote:
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> This is the funniest shit I've seen in awhile! You
> mean to tell me your still talking? And now I'm
> getting accused of making up fake names to leave
> post. I haven't hid a damn thing since day 1 I've
> told you who I am where I work. I have NOTHING to
> hide, I couldnt careless if you like me or not! I
> have a life & it's NOT on a computer posting
> stupid shit. Only reason I'm on here now is cause
> I just got home and I heard your still talking
> about me after what 8-9 days now. Somebody says
> something nice you punks jump all over them
> calling them whores blah blah blah! WTF PLZ for
> the love of god get a life! Call it sockpuppet or
> I am a liar, call it whatever. When I posted come
> on out to Paper Moon I will get you in free. Lmao
> well it damn sure wrkd so thanks to all of you for
> helping advertise the club. Fri we had 5 ppl
> mention FFU they all got in free & 2nite thanks to
> "Jester" he brought a group of 8 with him for
> bachelor party and they all got in free! Told them
> to make sure they post what they thought whether
> good or bad, just say what you thought of club.
> But I'm sure if they post good things it me being
> a sockpuppet & making up shit! Haven't spoke to
> Alan but his boy said they had many calls over the
> last 3 days, which Is awesome. So guys keep
> posting the pics keep talking shit PLEASE!!!! My
> Facebook request has been crazy & ur helping the
> club out. And last but not least thanks Office
> girl! Sorry they ganged up on you but I'm sure you
> knew these punks were going to call you names also
> & post stupid ass pics.. So I will get off here
> for a few more days then come back to see what's
> new when I find time... COME ON OUT TO THE CLUB
> IT'S FREE!! Ask for Me at the door if I'm not
> there u still get in free! Call SafeRide for a
> discount rate just mention FFU!! You gonna call me
> a sockpuppet I might as well be one!! Nite ppl &
> PLZ keep this up!

You are a fucking liar. I went to Paper Moon a couple nights ago with some of my buddies, mentioned this website, and they just laughed and said we weren't allowed in. I wasn't rude or anything, and we just left in disgust.

Bet that makes you feel like a real big man, huh? Fucking crybaby little bitch. The bar we ended up going to was more than happy to let us spend our money there.

Do NOT mention this site if you really feel that you have to go to this cocksucker's crappy strip club. It will just be a waste of your time.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eqaul douche factor ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:36PM

Magik Mark or Tony Little?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: bs tracker ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:41PM

Elise W. Wrote:
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> wait a minute, what did i do? i love mark!! i used
> to do lines off his cock, and lemme tell you,
> those were some long lines!! i try to do them off
> my new bf's cock and they are short lines, which
> are causing me to gain weight, ugh. Mark im sorry
> baby, i need you back, help me lose weight again!
>
>
> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA


anonymous MagikMark/Tony Little wannbe post

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 18, 2011 05:56PM

Here we go again bringing more ppl's name into this! You loser fucks! None of you lil bitchs will meet me. typical lil computer geeks. As far as Elise is concerned that's not even her last name. I know you trying to stir up more shit with innocent people. But leave everybody out of this but me! Grow a sac & meet me that will end all this I can gurantee that. Sorry Elise & Ian that ur names have been brought into this but goes to show you what these fags are all about.. And the Tony Little thing is old brother just like all the pics & vids you have posted! But keep it up

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: u can do it! ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:02PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Here we go again bringing more ppl's name into
> this! You loser fucks! None of you lil bitchs will
> meet me. typical lil computer geeks. As far as
> Elise is concerned that's not even her last name.
> I know you trying to stir up more shit with
> innocent people. But leave everybody out of this
> but me! Grow a sac & meet me that will end all
> this I can gurantee that. Sorry Elise & Ian that
> ur names have been brought into this but goes to
> show you what these fags are all about.. And the
> Tony Little thing is old brother just like all the
> pics & vids you have posted! But keep it up



not as old as your tired douchebag style sense of fashion!


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bullshit ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:08PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Here we go again bringing more ppl's name into
> this! You loser fucks! None of you lil bitchs will
> meet me. typical lil computer geeks. As far as
> Elise is concerned that's not even her last name.
> I know you trying to stir up more shit with
> innocent people. But leave everybody out of this
> but me! Grow a sac & meet me that will end all
> this I can gurantee that. Sorry Elise & Ian that
> ur names have been brought into this but goes to
> show you what these fags are all about.. And the
> Tony Little thing is old brother just like all the
> pics & vids you have posted! But keep it up

Don't fall for it people. If you say you're from FU you will be barred from the club.

Easy way to make sure your "shit" never gets "backed up." Loser.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: MagikMark rocks Vanilla Ice swag ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:10PM

Watch this video, Magik...it epitomizes what's wrong with you...people who think they have swag, but instead exemplify pure douchebag!


Which is worse: MagikMark, Vanilla Ice, or Riff Raff?



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: no wonder he hides ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:12PM

Yes ladies and gentleman this is Mr eesh the shit talker! 100lbs soaking wet. nice guns you fag. you call majic the gay guy?
Attachments:
eeshguncollection.jpg
eeesh.jpg
eeesh2.jpg

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: nice cowboy hat ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:14PM

Damn eesh nice cowboy hat dude! you just got put on blast hard!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: check the 6 page score card, loser ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:19PM

nice cowboy hat Wrote:
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> Damn eesh nice cowboy hat dude! you just got put
> on blast hard!


Hardly, douche....these 6 pages of your pics, videos, and parodies are examples of being on blast.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: check the audio ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:23PM

Even your own friends make fun of the fact that you look st like Brett Michaels!


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Let him ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:25PM

Well Eesh meet up with Magik then let's see the score card or are you even of age to get your little skinny ass beat? Damn kid eat a chicken wing or something plz

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: 6 pages say it all ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:29PM

You have talked about him for 6 pages that shows people you have no life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: The spot ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:32PM

Hey I was at Paper Moon last night and loved the place. I used Marks name at the door and had no problem getting in. He wasnt working but got in and we had great time. Girls were hot we will for sure be going back

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who's the real ego filled loser? ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:34PM

6 pages say it all Wrote:
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> You have talked about him for 6 pages that shows
> people you have no life.


...and yet, Mark, you keep coming back, pretending to be other people to defend yourself, and think you are putting eesh on blast by posting a couple of pics that aren't even of him! lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Secret crush ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:35PM

Eesh we all think you have a secret crush on Mark. You have done enough research on him surprised you haven't showed up at his club to meet him. By the way you look queer as hell.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ UcanDoIT ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:37PM

The spot Wrote:
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> Hey I was at Paper Moon last night and loved the
> place. I used Marks name at the door and had no
> problem getting in. He wasnt working but got in
> and we had great time. Girls were hot we will for
> sure be going back



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Same guy ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:47PM

We all think Eesh is behind this all even the Magik posts. Tell the truth you are posting all these. He has to be cause he comments on all threads

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Just saying ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:58PM

Eesh why don't you meet this guy? You are stirring a lot of stuff up but won't back your mouth up why is that?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Hulkster ()
Date: September 18, 2011 06:58PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> And the Tony Little thing is old brother...


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: fine chicks ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:00PM

eesh Wrote:
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> LOL! He has all these videos "Ultra with DJ
> Majik." He's like some groupie that gets to come
> on-stage so he can film the performances.
>
>

eesh you are busted. In these videos he's hanging with a hot babe who clearly is very happy to be with him. Why don't you post your videos with a chick clearly happy to be with you? Cause you're a loner loser, that's why.

He's got a fine chick and you got zip, dickweed.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: The moon ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:06PM

I personally like Paper Moon, high prices but if you pregame before you get there you don't spend as much. Recommend the place

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Show us ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:10PM

We want to see hot chicks show us! Rotfl

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Paper moon rocks ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:12PM

Love paper moon! Not Vegas but for Va this place rocks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:17PM

Looks like jealousy to me. He looks nothing like that in person why not post pictures that's not 3+ yrs old. Yes his tribal Tat is real look at all his new pictures. All of his Ex girls were smoking hot he photobucket proves that also. Keep talking even bad talk is making him popular.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:20PM

U guys are so stupid!!!! Did u actually go to papermoon and say "I'm here cause FFU says if I mention the thread I get in for free"? Excuse me but........ BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course they laughed u moron, all they could think of is "oh wow, one of the losers actually came out of their basement?" Lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh the liar ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:25PM

Eesh posted that picture himself a few months back now he says it's not him. Good try little boy!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: x marks the pot ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:28PM

There is one unique poster/loser in all the above posts on page 7

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hold on that guy! ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:31PM

Hey I asked when I got to the door just to see if it worked and it did. I don't sit in a basement on a computer all day. I was just on there looking at the thread and seen it. So we were bored wanted to see some chicks so we went. I do have a life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Nice to know ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:35PM

that guy Wrote:
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> U guys are so stupid!!!! Did u actually go to
> papermoon and say "I'm here cause FFU says if I
> mention the thread I get in for free"? Excuse me
> but........
> BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Of
> course they laughed u moron, all they could think
> of is "oh wow, one of the losers actually came out
> of their basement?" Lol

Well, it's nice for someone to confirm that Mark is a lying faggot.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck Dallas ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:36PM

I hate Dallas Cowboys! They suck

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: he blows a lot ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:40PM

Fuck Dallas Wrote:
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> I hate Dallas Cowboys! They suck


so does Magik Mark.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:40PM

Seven pages now, and there are only four unique posters.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Redskins ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:44PM

Hail to the Redskins

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Keep it going ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:46PM

Eesh you are the one that's keeping this going moron! You keep looking for more stupid pics & vids to post. You have to be a kid

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Damn eesh ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:50PM

Damn Eesh you been on here all day son. Don't you have an xbox or something you can go play or jerk off to magiks pictures cause it's proven you have a crush on this guy

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Paper moon tonight ()
Date: September 18, 2011 07:52PM

Fuck let's all go to Paper Moon tonight watch some football & chicks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 18, 2011 10:03PM

You guys really? Why not suck each others dick cause that's where this is going. Starts with safe ride now this. Get real It's Prob the same person posting anyway to get a hard on for attention

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: tom t suck eesh ()
Date: September 19, 2011 12:17AM

Well judging by eesh's pics I can tell he likes all that gay shit, tom maybe if u get lucky he'll wear the cowboy hat for u

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Invisible Man ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:38AM

I saw DJ Magik Mark at Giant this morning. Yes, THE DJ Magik Mark. I was startled when I recognized him behind me in line but I don't think he picked up on it. He bought red bulls, frozen foods (couldn't identify them), applesauce, double stuff oreos, and a 2-litre Giant brand ginger ale.

....we are watching you, DJ....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh is back ()
Date: September 19, 2011 12:54PM

Another stupid post by Eesh whats he call it a sockpuppet or something?,to keep this thread going as long as he can. If you look through the other threads this guy really has nothing better to do with his life than to comment on everything.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: double stuffed fagit ()
Date: September 19, 2011 01:14PM

Invisible Man Wrote:
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> I saw DJ Magik Mark at Giant this morning. Yes,
> THE DJ Magik Mark. I was startled when I
> recognized him behind me in line but I don't think
> he picked up on it. He bought red bulls, frozen
> foods (couldn't identify them), applesauce, double
> stuff oreos, and a 2-litre Giant brand ginger ale.
>
>
> ....we are watching you, DJ....


Lol...magik mark is definitely a double stuffed oreo ( a homosexual bottom who thinks he is black)!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 19, 2011 01:14PM

Eesh the liar Wrote:
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> Eesh posted that picture himself a few months back
> now he says it's not him. Good try little boy!


I don't know if it's really him or not, but that picture has been on here for far longer than a few months.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Double stuff ()
Date: September 19, 2011 02:33PM

Really Eesh that's all u could come up with is Magik is like a double stuff Oreo? And he's trying to be black? Come on lil man time to stop. This thread is OVER that's for sure.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Cheezzzzy ()
Date: September 19, 2011 02:38PM

I'm with the person on the last comment that was pretty cheesy there "mark is a double stuff oreo who thinks he is black" where the fuck did that come from? this is getting more stupid by the comments. I'm with you I think it's the Eesh who loves to comment on all the threads making all these comments it sounds like him that's for sure

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 19, 2011 02:51PM

Isn't an Oreo a black person who acts white? (Black on outside, white on inside?)

I just want to be sure I have my race-baiting comments ready for when I want to be an idiot.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 19, 2011 04:06PM

I can NOT believe that this topic made it over 600 posts. How dem wrinkly balls hanging, Mark?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Concerned Parents ()
Date: September 19, 2011 04:41PM

Post all DJ Magik Mark sightings to this thread. That one from the grocery store was good. Let's keep an eye on this creep and document his every move.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 19, 2011 04:47PM

Concerned Parents Wrote:
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> Post all DJ Magik Mark sightings to this thread.
> That one from the grocery store was good. Let's
> keep an eye on this creep and document his every
> move.


Here here!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: overly bored ()
Date: September 19, 2011 04:48PM

Double stuff Wrote:
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>Come on lil man time to stop. This
> thread is OVER that's for sure.


You're right, Mark...this thread is "OVERBORED!"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Leroy J. ()
Date: September 19, 2011 04:55PM

JBass Wrote:
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> How dem wrinkly balls hanging, Mark?


Dey be hangin in eesh's mouth.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: m&m slim lady like marsha brady ()
Date: September 19, 2011 05:05PM

Double stuff Wrote:
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> Really Eesh that's all u could come up with is
> Magik is like a double stuff Oreo?


DJ Magik Mark wishes eesh's dick was like an m&m...melts in his mouth, but not in his hands.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 19, 2011 05:10PM

JBass Wrote:
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> I can NOT believe that this topic made it over 600
> posts. How dem wrinkly balls hanging, Mark?


dear jbass..... funny to hear you make fun or mark's ball's... but if i remember correctly once mark called you out u for a fight u were nowhere to be found... So at at least he showed he HAS balls, as opposed to your bitch ass who clearly let it well known that you my friend, have none... so, how's that vagina hanging there bud?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 19, 2011 05:11PM

m&m slim lady like marsha brady Wrote:
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> Double stuff Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Really Eesh that's all u could come up with is
> > Magik is like a double stuff Oreo?
>
>
> DJ Magik Mark wishes eesh's dick was like an
> m&m...melts in his mouth, but not in his hands.


eesh really dude.... just give up...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that dude ()
Date: September 19, 2011 05:44PM

"that guy" is dj magik mark wagner.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 19, 2011 06:10PM

Oh damn u got men darn, u r so good! Don't go overboard now lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mr."OVERBORED" ()
Date: September 19, 2011 06:22PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Oh damn u got men darn, u r so good! Don't go
> overboard now lol


At least you're now spelling "overboard" correctly, Mark.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That Girl ()
Date: September 19, 2011 06:43PM

I can tell you that guy is def not Mark. Good try though. Don't you see it's Eesh the same person doing all the posts. Well besides big pussy JBass who posts then runs and hides like most pussies do.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dr. Du Hast ()
Date: September 19, 2011 06:49PM

Vat is dis I hear of DJ MagikMarker? I hear he is into Scheizer porn....das is true?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Swami Says ()
Date: September 19, 2011 06:55PM

that guy Wrote:
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> dear jbass..... funny to hear you make fun or
> mark's ball's... but if i remember correctly once
> mark called you out u for a fight u were nowhere
> to be found... So at at least he showed he HAS
> balls, as opposed to your bitch ass who clearly
> let it well known that you my friend, have none...
> so, how's that vagina hanging there bud?

Bet you'd like that....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This Guy ()
Date: September 19, 2011 07:00PM

That Girl Wrote:
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> I can tell you that guy is def not Mark. Good try
> though. Don't you see it's Eesh the same person
> doing all the posts. Well besides big pussy JBass
> who posts then runs and hides like most pussies
> do.


...and I can tell you that "that girl" is "that guy" DJ MagikMarker.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: haaaaaaa ()
Date: September 19, 2011 07:01PM

Hahahahahahahhahahhaahaha!!!! Eesh ur fantasy just came true!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: UltraFest ()
Date: September 19, 2011 07:28PM

"Re: Is this a legit business? Posted by: Love UltraFest ()
Date: September 12, 2011 02:37PM


Check out "that guy".

Google bigmarkspain to find his twitter account."

I think "Love UltraFest" was right on this i.d. early on. In any case,that guy, you owe it to your friend D.J. to 'fess up and divulge your name, so he doesn't continue to get blamed for yor posts. Be a man, and a friend.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Now Interesting ()
Date: September 19, 2011 08:45PM

All of a sudden this very boring thread got interesting. Did anyone look at bigmarkspain on twitter? Good Lord.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Private Investigator ()
Date: September 19, 2011 08:50PM

Now Interesting Wrote:
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> All of a sudden this very boring thread got
> interesting. Did anyone look at bigmarkspain on
> twitter? Good Lord.

Yes, I did. It appears his Caps Lock function is permanently on, though, so I don't think it's him.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 19, 2011 08:53PM

The plot thickens

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 19, 2011 09:23PM

Cha chaaan chaaaaaaaan..... :: twilight zone music:: lol, so let's recap, I've been suspected to be alan, then mark, then eesh, make up ur mind people lol.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: UltraFest ()
Date: September 19, 2011 09:51PM

OK, that guy. Can't get much thicker or wider than VERY bigmarkspain.

Sorry, I'm glad they left Ian B.from P.R. out of this until now. Didn't want to bring it up. Unlike D.J. Majik he really does have some talent and is a nice guy with some class. And being a young guy d.j.ing at Paper Moon might not be a career killer like it is for D.J. Majik who is way past his prime and makes his living selling 2-4-1's at a really shitty strip club . Ian is on the way up; D.J. Majik is an old burn-out who works for tips from cheap whores.

That guy, just come clean now, then go away. No more names need to be mentioned. Don't be a jerk.

Not Dara

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 19, 2011 10:39PM

UltraFest Wrote:
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>makes his living selling
> 2-4-1's at a really shitty strip club . Ian is on
> the way up; D.J. Majik is an old burn-out who
> works for tips from cheap whores.


What the heck does "selling 2-4-1's" mean?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: gsdfg ()
Date: September 19, 2011 10:42PM

2-4-1. two for one. buy one get one free.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: UltraFest2 ()
Date: September 19, 2011 11:07PM

As far as Paper Moon goes. 2-4-1's are an extra-special rip-off. If you listen very closely to the pimp (ok, the dj) it sounds like lap dances and are "buy one get one free". Buy a lap dance and think you get one free? When you go to pay your bill you'll find out that it was for table dances only. And your bill will be four times what you expected.

That is how we make our money.
Big Mark - wanna speak up?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who's Cashmere? ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:45AM

Does anybody know who that chick is Cashmere from Paper Moon? Or does she still work there? Been there a few times haven't seen her the last few times. Now that whore could get you off.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Your joking? ()
Date: September 20, 2011 02:06AM

Are you joking? You talking about the girl that smelled like a smoke stack all the time? She's like 20 I think, looks like she's 30 cause all the cigs that she has smoked. But yeah she's been gone for awhile I believe.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: UltraFest ()
Date: September 20, 2011 02:24AM

Yeah she got fired awhile ago, not sure why. I think her real name is Marlena Victoria. You can find her on Facebook Im sure.She was a dirty whore like the rest of them at Paper Moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Losers losing their money ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:43AM

UltraFest2 Wrote:
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> As far as Paper Moon goes. 2-4-1's are an
> extra-special rip-off. If you listen very closely
> to the pimp (ok, the dj) it sounds like lap dances
> and are "buy one get one free". Buy a lap dance
> and think you get one free? When you go to pay
> your bill you'll find out that it was for table
> dances only. And your bill will be four times what
> you expected.
>
>
Suckers!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:28AM

Swami Says Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> that guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > dear jbass..... funny to hear you make fun or
> > mark's ball's... but if i remember correctly
> once
> > mark called you out u for a fight u were
> nowhere
> > to be found... So at at least he showed he HAS
> > balls, as opposed to your bitch ass who clearly
> > let it well known that you my friend, have
> none...
> > so, how's that vagina hanging there bud?
>
> Bet you'd like that....
> http://i52.tinypic.com/2wqhfyf.jpg


Im too busy winning at life to be concerned with a middle school call-out. If you had taken the time to read this ridiculously long thread; you would find a post where I said I will fight DJ MaGik in a sponsored event. Rent out the patriot center, I want 20,000 people to see the hurting I would put on him. He declined and again called me out for a street brawl. I dont feel like getting stabbed today or any day.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:31AM

Or we could duel. I guarantee I am a better shot than he. 10 paces turn, draw and fire. Oh, wait. Duels are illegal.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:29AM

I think it is safe to say that anyone working at Paper Moon is of questionable character and is more of a parasite than a functional human being.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 20, 2011 11:32AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Or we could duel. I guarantee I am a better shot
> than he. 10 paces turn, draw and fire. Oh, wait.
> Duels are illegal.


lol what a bitch you are, of course you won't fight him unless there's 20,000 people watching at the patriot center with sponsors... Or perhaps on the UFC's main octagon ? or maybe, maybe an HBO special? lol dude how bout you just say "i'll fight mark when pigs fly"? or just make it clear for everyone, you can just say "there is no way in hell I'll fight mark".... JBass you're such a coward I can bet ANYTHING your ass is not ex-military, a real soldier would've been "FUCKING RIGHT LETS DO THIS!!", they're trained to not be afraid of anything, instead your being such a chicken shit its just sad... And I guarantee you that Mark has the power to get a sponsored event since he's already got a Monster sponsorship amongst, but he ain't stupid, you would never show up, or would probably say "pffff, i wouldn't do it for free, i want a million dollars for the fight", just another excuse to stall the ass kicking you deserve.... now go change your tampon dude, your spotting all over the thread...




Coward: a person who lacks courage in facing danger, difficulty, opposition, pain, etc.; a timid or easily intimidated person.
Synonyms: Eesh, JBass, Jbalo, Warhawk

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Now we know ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:00PM

that guy Wrote:
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>
>he's already got a Monster sponsorship



I didn't know they sponsored over the hill strip club DJing closet homosexuals...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: James ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:30PM

I've came back after 4 days being away and you jagoffs are still talking about the samething. Boring thread like it was 4 days ago

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: CERT ROCKS! ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:33PM

CERT went to Paper Moon..wante to forget abut Vietnam and lost platoon. Drinks real expensive, and bill appeared much larget on my credit card bill with many extra charges. DJ eyefuked me when I mention FU. Got lapdanse..my first one. Had emergency in pants!

EMERGENCY! CERT ROCKS!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: CERTainly911 ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:41PM

CERT ROCKS! Wrote:
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> CERT went to Paper Moon..wante to forget abut
> Vietnam and lost platoon. Drinks real expensive,
> and bill appeared much larget on my credit card
> bill with many extra charges. DJ eyefuked me when
> I mention FU. Got lapdanse..my first one. Had
> emergency in pants!


This sadden me

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Riff Raff ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:48PM

James Wrote:
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> I've came back after 4 days being away and you
> jagoffs are still talking about the samething.
> Boring thread like it was 4 days ago


Go back under your rock, bitch!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh with more..... ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:54PM

Eesh with more stupid posts. The last 3 posts was def him. Eesh you should really give up. The whole platoon thing was the worst out of them all so far.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: UltraFest ()
Date: September 20, 2011 12:58PM

Got the scoop on the Marlena Victoria girl for the dumbass asking. Yeah she got fired for offering to blow a guy for extra $30 in their VIP room. He must have told management cause that's why she got fired and yes you can find her on Facebook hard to believe that hag is 20 yrs old.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: roflCOPTER ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:05PM

Dj Magik Wrote:
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> Once again PPL talking shit but I can back mine
> 100% !!!!! now talk more shit & u can find me
> 8-2:30 Tues - Fri !!!!!!!! like I said I can back
> my shit up!!


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Roflcopter.gif

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Stabbed? ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:08PM

Stabbed JBass? I hardly doubt he's gonna stab you. If I read correctly he said street rulz with no weapons. Good excuse though for not fighting him

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh back again ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:13PM

Eesh is back with another stupid comment!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Gagging ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:21PM

Thanks, UltraFest for ruining my lunch. These pictures may give me nightmares.

http://twitter.com/#!/bigmarkspain

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:22PM

You guys are still talking about him? OMG get a fucking life you losers!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: roflCOPTER ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:25PM

UltraFest Wrote:
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> Got the scoop on the Marlena Victoria girl for the
> dumbass asking. Yeah she got fired for offering to
> blow a guy for extra $30 in their VIP room. He
> must have told management cause that's why she got
> fired and yes you can find her on Facebook hard to
> believe that hag is 20 yrs old.


from temple hills md right? she just took her facebook down. she looked like the standard club slut that you'd only touch once you were 6 drinks deep.

Paper moon is so lame.

Never seen a strip club where the girls were dancing on stage with their purses on shoulder.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pictures!!! ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:40PM

We want to see what this slut looks like who's got pictures of the Marleana chick? Come on show us

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This Guy ()
Date: September 20, 2011 01:53PM

that guy Wrote:
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> JBass you're such a coward I can bet ANYTHING your ass is not
> ex-military, a real soldier would've been "FUCKING
> RIGHT LETS DO THIS!!", they're trained to not be
> afraid of anything,

LOL! Seriously, LOL!!!

Where did you get that information from? "Full Metal Jacket," "Black Hawk Down," and "Saving Private Ryan"? That's the stupidest thing you've said yet.

> he's already got a Monster sponsorship

Now you're just making shit up.

So how much money do you owe DJ Magik Mark?

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Date: September 20, 2011 02:19PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Come on ()
Date: September 20, 2011 02:21PM

Fuck the battle of dicks we want to see whores

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: asdfadfssdfasdfdfasdfsdf ()
Date: September 20, 2011 02:43PM

Pictures!!! Wrote:
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> We want to see what this slut looks like who's got
> pictures of the Marleana chick? Come on show us


http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/273645_1019686652_8040374_n.jpg

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ugh, sick ()
Date: September 20, 2011 02:53PM

asdfadfssdfasdfdfasdfsdf Wrote:
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> Pictures!!! Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > We want to see what this slut looks like who's
> got
> > pictures of the Marleana chick? Come on show us
>
>
> http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27364
> 5_1019686652_8040374_n.jpg

She looks sticky.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hehe ()
Date: September 20, 2011 02:57PM

she feels stickier than she looks.......

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Griss ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:05PM

This chick is 20? DAMN! Hate tosee her at 30. Gross

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: What? ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:27PM

That's what the club offers? I think I will pass. She look greasy in the picture

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: fotffl ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:35PM

she says shes 20 I highly doubt that
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hustler ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:39PM

at least she admits it
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Reality bites ()
Date: September 20, 2011 03:43PM

fotffl Wrote:
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> she says shes 20 I highly doubt that


Double that and you're closer to the truth.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hahaha ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:14PM

I agree closer to 40 would be my guess also

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Smoke another cig ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:17PM

If this girl is 20 she needs to stop smoking and doing drugs. She looks haggard as hell.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sexy voice ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:20PM

Wonder what her voice sounds like? Probably like my Uncle that smoked his whole life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Whatever bitch ()
Date: September 20, 2011 04:39PM

What the fuck ever this girl is a liar , noway is she under 30.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 20, 2011 06:31PM

PAPERMOON = FACES OF METH

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: STDeez nutz ()
Date: September 20, 2011 06:46PM

RawDog Wrote:
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> PAPERMOON = FACES OF METH


PAPERMOON = FACES OF HERPES

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that gay ()
Date: September 20, 2011 07:50PM

I agree with "that guy", Mark is really hot. We should start a fan club.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: We want chicks ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:45PM

we want to see more chicks fuck the gay shit! Just not girls that looked liked the last one.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh again ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:47PM

Eesh I back again we can all tell when he posts it's all about The DJ. Eesh you ever gonna give up?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Legit? ()
Date: September 20, 2011 08:55PM

Did anyone find out if SafeRide is legit or not?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Oh god ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:06PM

Eesh is back again to keep this thread going even more. Shouldn't he be called a sockpuppet now?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:13PM

I'm starting to agree it seems like to me it's somebody that's just bringing stuff up to keep this going. It's played out. I doubt it's Majic cause he has taken a verbal beating & sure it's not the guys from SafeRide, why would they thaey keep getting verbally abused also.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dirty Jersey ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:31PM

I wanna know what the Duchess thinks about all this

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Fairy ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:42PM

He's doable belly down like in the plant pic. He ain't cute but his butt looks tight. I bet he'd enjoy a good ass pounding while getting his golden locks pulled.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: He's back ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:48PM

Another useless post by Eesh. Like he's got room to talk by the pictures that was posted of him,That's been on FFU for months. Do we need to remind people of these pictures? Somebody repost again please.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: OMG she's beat up ()
Date: September 20, 2011 09:51PM

Lmfao dude that girl is beat up she works at Paper Moon? And NOWAY is she 20

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ass to Eye ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:04PM

That ain't eyeliner what Magic has on his eyes. It's called a Dirty Mark Ramirez... After anal sex, you pull your dick outta his ass and wipe the shit across his eye lids.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Swami Says ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:16PM

Mr. MagicMarker aside, I'll attempt to contribute to the actual topic in some meaningful way...

SafeRide is likely a legitimate business as it stands under Fairfax County code (note: for-hire (taxi) companies are regulated on the local vs. state level). Loose interpretation of the law suggests SafeRide is exempt based on the current definition of what a "taxi" is. There are no other applicable laws in Fairfax (or anywhere else in Virginia that I've researched) that prohibit SafeRide from operating.

Having said all that, it will be interesting to see what regulation could come to light should this type of business model succeed in any scale. SafeRide is definitely walking a legal tightrope, although worst case I see them eventually being regulated the same as for-hire Taxi companies (big whoop, just some $$, paperwork and 2 year clean driving history).

The topic of insurance has already been beat to death, in Virginia SafeRide is fairly safe in this regard (even if the customer's vehicle isn't insured). The customer is definitely opening themselves to some element of risk, but SafeRide isn't obligated to pound that into the customer's face. I also doubt they are dumb enough not to have consulted professional legal help on these issues.

I personally don't find anything wrong with the business... assuming they operate in a legal and transparent manner. Are they in it for the money more than keeping drunks off the road? Probably... is it doing more harm than good? No. Let a guy make a couple bucks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Finally ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:26PM

Finally a person that makes a post that makes sense and to the point. I agree let the guy make a few dollars

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Toilet Paper Moon ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:32PM

Finally Wrote:
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> Finally a person that makes a post that makes
> sense and to the point. I agree let the guy make a
> few dollars


If he only wants to make a few sweaty dollars he should have stayed at paper moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:38PM

Paper moon is really not a bad club. Yeah the prices are kinda high but for NOVA it's a nice place to go with the guys.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Scotty C ()
Date: September 20, 2011 10:48PM

Went to Paper Moon a few weeks ago had a good time. Most of the girls are pretty but the prices are high. I would suggest go there at least one rime to check it out.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Gghhdukauuzf ()
Date: September 21, 2011 12:36AM

Finally Wrote:
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> Finally a person that makes a post that makes
> sense and to the point. I agree let the guy make a
> few dollars

You mean "finally a post that you agree with?"

Cuz people have been making their point and giving their opinion several times in this thread.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: doucher ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:52AM

It's Magik
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh is a moron ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:11AM

eesh get a life....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:21AM

eesh is a moron Wrote:
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> eesh get a life....


Mark get a wife...





...that's not a coke whoring VIP room prostitute at the strip club where you dj.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Grass Ass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:03AM

Look at this faggot!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: go mark ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:11AM

Happy birthday, Mark!



Don't let these haters steal your shine, Boy!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hooray for mark! ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:32AM

Happy birthday, Mark! Are you doing anything special for your 51st birthday?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ain't no party like an anal plant party ()
Date: September 21, 2011 12:59PM

hooray for mark! Wrote:
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> Happy birthday, Mark! Are you doing anything
> special for your 51st birthday?



Getting wasted and shoving a plant up his asshole...you know, the usual.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: BORED AS HELL ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:14PM

well since we have all found stuff of the dj and his friends , why not try this, lets see who can get info on eesh and jbass! lets see how good you fools are

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:19PM

This thread is played out. It's the same 3-4 people posting to keep this going. He has a plant,he's a fag,he's a dJ blah blah. I was hoping to come back on here & see something diff but no. I don't think it's Eesh now I believe it's prob a girl doing it. Like an Ex or some girl that just doesnt like him. I would hope it's not a guy doing this for this long

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:21PM

Even on my best/worst nights off a bottle of Jager (note him coddling it in left arm) I would wake up to anal sodomy!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Oh lawd ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:41PM

Tom T Wrote:
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> This thread is played out. It's the same 3-4
> people posting to keep this going. He has a
> plant,he's a fag,he's a dJ blah blah. I was hoping
> to come back on here & see something diff but no.
> I don't think it's Eesh now I believe it's prob a
> girl doing it. Like an Ex or some girl that just
> doesnt like him. I would hope it's not a guy doing
> this for this long


Mark needs to wake up and quit being a bachelor playboy....he's been a grandfather since the age of 40 for Christ's sake!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:46PM

I agree with Tom. If it's guys doing all this you might want to look in the mirror at who's gay here. It's the same Ol People saying the same thing. Time to get a life guys. I don't know Mark but nothing you have posted has said or showed he's a bad guy. He passes out and friends(for a picture) puts a plant between his ass cheeks. That's actually pretty damn funny. Only time we have seen him on here is to defend his friend and daughter. AND none of you guys will stand up to him I mean NONE OF YOU! To me that shows your character. You hide in your computer all day that's called little Man syndrome, all bark no bite. I think you are the Fags. Im also with the last person that posted let's see what we can find out about JBass & this Eesh guy. Let's make this real interesting

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:49PM

And if this guy is so gay why is his photobucket of 300 pictures of him basically with nothing but hot girls? You find 1 picture and you plaster it on FFu how many times? And you won't put even 1 picture up of you. I can understand if you look anything like eesh's pictures

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Whore from Vegas ()
Date: September 21, 2011 01:53PM

I have spoken!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: James ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:03PM

Well we def know who is behind all this now! I say let's make it a war let's post more pictures!! OH YEAH! Now let the games begin!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Stan McMiddlerberger ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:04PM

You talk a big game, Laura. What's your last name?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:05PM

Do tell. Who is behind all this?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Booger eater ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:11PM

We want a picture war?!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Label Crack Whore ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:20PM

Who the fuck would wear a formal jacket emblazoned with giant print D&G logos?


A dumb bitch of sorts, but not of the female variety in this cae.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: holy moley ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:21PM

Booger eater Wrote:
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> We want a picture war?!!!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No they dont ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:22PM

I can promise a picture war is NOT what they want. This is to funny all this done by 1 person not 2 not 4 but all these posts were made by 1 person well besides JBass & Eesh of course. For almost 2 weeks 1 person keeping this all going. WOW

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: even girlier ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:24PM

Can you find the male in this picture? I sure as hell can't...
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Booger eater ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:25PM

Lmao it's on now boys!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Booger eater ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:31PM

We want video can we get video?? Oh yes we can some good getting out of shower video maybe!?!?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: MagikMan ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:31PM

oh no he didn't...
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: he can do it ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:35PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:40PM

Try and find what you want. I have shared plenty of personal information on this site. A word of advice if you try to find me, listen to only what I have shared, not what others claim I have said.

Honestly, I ought to let this guy know who I am and wait for him to jump me. If he has as much coin as he claims, Id take a beating for the payout.

Also, I still contend that there is not a chance this guy is 6' anything.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: the Bitchuation ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:47PM

Magik and the Paper Moon crew on the way to the Jersey shore




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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: the best in gay house ()
Date: September 21, 2011 02:59PM

Not egotistical.AT.ALL.
.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Plantinbutt ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:11PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Also, I still contend that there is not a chance
> this guy is 6' anything.


Yeah. He is a lil feller. 5'-5" or so.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Here's A Reality Check ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:15PM

Laura Wrote:
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> And if this guy is so gay why is his photobucket
> of 300 pictures of him basically with nothing but
> hot girls?

You know who else wears make-up, dyes and perms their hair, and is surrounded by "hot girls"?

Gay guys. As in, every gay guy I've ever known, even the ugly ones. They all have mad pull with "hot girls," but they somehow manage to do so without being quite as flamboyant as Magik Marky.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:27PM

the best in gay house Wrote:
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> Not egotistical.AT.ALL.
> .



What a lame poster. What the fuck is the airplane supposed to represent? Why is DJ Majik looking up and posing for the sky?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:28PM

What happened to his nose? It looks deformed.



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:34PM

Smart money says years of putting drugs up his nose, and I dont mean Affrin.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 21, 2011 03:59PM

A horse kicked me in the face when I was at horseback riding camps when I was 18. Thanks for asking now get a life eesh and jbass!!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2011 04:02PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> A horse kicked me in the face when I was at
> horseback riding camps when I was 18. Thanks for
> asking now get a life eesh and jbass!!!!!




But DJ Magik, you make $2k a week and just got a Monster sponsorship, can't you afford some cosmetic surgery?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 21, 2011 04:04PM

If your reading all this Mark take the high road & don't do something that makes you looks like these idiots!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauta ()
Date: September 21, 2011 04:05PM

That wasn't Magik that's for sure. More people making up shit

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 21, 2011 04:19PM

Who are you Lauta? yes I did get horse kicked, what do you mean, no?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 21, 2011 04:30PM

If that was the real Magik you would know who I was moron. You guys are big pussies especially his ex who Is doing all this. They are not dumb Elise. I'm glad Mark is not feeding into this stupid shit. I'm only on here to defend a really good guy. He's sitting back laughing Actually that you are taking your time to do all this. It is pretty funny

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Alicha P ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:06PM

All of you on here are punks hide behind your computer punks. Mark is a good guy like Laura said he would give his friend his shirt off his back if he or she needed it. As far as JBass OMG he would scatter you all over the place. He has asked you many times from what I've read to meet him , I can tell you he won't be stabbing you or any kind of a weapon but nice excuse for not being a man and standing up. Yeah his nose has been broke several times why don't you dig a little deeper and find out how it was broken. All you have spent this time trashing somebody that's done nothing to any of you. I would love to see any of you face to face with him. I would pay to see that. Computer geeks is all you will ever be. Mark your doing the right thing just let them keep looking like idiots.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fairfax? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:21PM

Damn bro where did you move? WTF is FFU? This whole site is a bunch of losers that sit around on computers all day talking shit! Laura just sent me the link. How the fuck you get caught up in all this drama? Damn son!! Bro shake this shit off you know who you are, what you do , and def where you are from. Not this bumble fuck city you obviously live in now. If your even reading what I'm writing you have spent to long on here. It's called jealousy bro remember that. They would only dream of doing 1% of what you have done in your life. If you read this never come back to this drama filled site. Do your thing and fuck these cats.. This is KC by the way. Fuck em

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eeeshh ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:26PM

OH yeah? and where the fuck are you from KC? You would get beat down in Fairfax VA like Magik Mark got beat down on FFU, you side saddle riding twat.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:27PM

I wont fight DJM because I have no reason to. I think the guy is a loser. I think lots of people are losers. I dont go around fighting them. If DJM can find out who I am, I will defend myself by any means necessary. I dont five a fuck who you think I am or what I have and have not done with my time on this planet. I do know that I have that guy by over half a foot and a good 20 pounds.

Facts are facts.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:31PM

Is it too early to nominate this thread for "thread of the year"?

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This is child's play ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:52PM

Ooooooo Fairfax underground. The site for toolboxes that hate on people. Laura you were right a joke! Do you twerps really sit on here all day and just pick a person out to talk about? Get a life. I'm with them Mark dont read this stupid shit if you are I'm calling you a loser. Fairfax underground, they tried to make it sound tuff but the people on here have proven different. Would be funny to see them just stumble across you bro. My money is on Mark that's for sure on this one. I'm gonna say what a few people have said GET A LIFE DAMN! Johnny P.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 21, 2011 05:59PM

Sent this link to a few people that know Mark,let's just see what people that truly know him has to say. Besides the shit that's been made up.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ashamed ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:14PM

KC all of us from Fairfax are not this way. I am ashamed to even be a part of FFU when it gets to this. FFU is not all talking about people. There are legitimate topics on here. Have to say this thread has gone to far

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: HI JBASS ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:25PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: NOPE THIS IS JBASS ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:30PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: 453 ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:33PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: J BASS YOUR GIRL IS BUSTED! ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:34PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: bitchasssss ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:35PM

James Zumwalt = jbass

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lol really ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:36PM

so jbass and essh are brothers hahahah toooo funny

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:54PM

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jbass was all that shit talking because u hate the fact that he has hair and you don't??? haaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That Guy ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:57PM

sorry my man... but its your to be go through this,,,,
http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/678327.html

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hands down ()
Date: September 21, 2011 06:59PM

Warhawk Wrote:
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> Is it too early to nominate this thread for
> "thread of the year"?


It already won.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:01PM

oh man all the excitement won't even let me type lol, i meant to say, it's YOUR turn to go though this..... Let the jokes and threats begin...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: whaaaat? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:14PM

That Guy Wrote:
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> sorry my man... but its your to be go through
> this,,,,
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/678
> 327.html


BEST THREAD EEEEEVEEEEER!!!!! I am dying laughing!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Holy shit!! ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:17PM

And you talked about Magiks nose? Look at the honker on that motherfucker!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Aisha ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:21PM

hey that guy ur stupid link doesn't work lol, here http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/678353.html

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Busted! ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:22PM

James Zumwalt huh?? Please somebody tell Magik what's going on if you have his #! can't wait to hear this response. Now this thread is very interesting!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:30PM

Wow. You guys got me. Im busted.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:35PM

Now its getting good. More pics please?

JBass,
Comments?

Something better than "wow you got me."

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:37PM

Which one is me? isnt that 3 different dudes in 3 different pics?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:38PM

Ok believe me or not this is DJ Magik yes Mark. I'm gonna say this and I'm off of here. I havent been on the fucked up site for awhile now. Yes people are telling me what's being said & yes I have been laughing the whole time. This shit has to stop, now your posting pictures of people's family yes I have beef with JBass & eesh. but come on ppl leave his family out of this. It's not cool to bring innocent people into this. Yes they have bashed me for 2 weeks but karma is on my side. JBass & Eesh I say let's call a truce NOW! Ok you win how about that?!? I'm not cool with what u have put on here about me but couldn't careless also. But I'm also not cool with families being put on blast on here either. So guys it's over I'm off of here for good. Thanks for the ppl that stood up for me but there was no need. No more pictures of ppls family seriously this has gone to far now. There's a baby in the pictures wtf?!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That guy ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:44PM

my bad bro, i figured i'd make it even thats all. I'm out like a fat kid in dodge-ball, PEACE!!

btw my name is Greg, chew on that, adios!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:47PM

I think we've all learned something here. Be careful with your online pics!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBitch ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:50PM

Look at jbass pretending to be mark so he can trick marks friends into not posting pics of him and his wife




DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Ok believe me or not this is DJ Magik yes Mark.
> I'm gonna say this and I'm off of here. I havent
> been on the fucked up site for awhile now. Yes
> people are telling me what's being said & yes I
> have been laughing the whole time. This shit has
> to stop, now your posting pictures of people's
> family yes I have beef with JBass & eesh. but come
> on ppl leave his family out of this. It's not cool
> to bring innocent people into this. Yes they have
> bashed me for 2 weeks but karma is on my side.
> JBass & Eesh I say let's call a truce NOW! Ok you
> win how about that?!? I'm not cool with what u
> have put on here about me but couldn't careless
> also. But I'm also not cool with families being
> put on blast on here either. So guys it's over I'm
> off of here for good. Thanks for the ppl that
> stood up for me but there was no need. No more
> pictures of ppls family seriously this has gone to
> far now. There's a baby in the pictures
> wtf?!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:50PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> but karma is on my side.



No, skin cancer is on your side with all those tanning sessions you have done. Your worn, somewhat yellow skin looks like a leather sofa. Correction, a cancerous leather sofa.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck that ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:54PM

Yo fuck that Magik! It's time to blast this creepy looking fucker. They talked all this shit it's their time! It doesn't matter what 3 you are you're all 3 ugly as fuck you redneck looking bitches! Oh by the way brush your yellow ass teeth! GODDAMN you could eat corn on the cob through a tennis racket with those teeth

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Jack ass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:57PM

See punk ass Eesh he tried to do the right thing and you are still gonna talk shit? We want more info on the Eesh guy! What a fucking punk ass bitch he is. Mark you did the right thing bro. I agree with you

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: WOW WHAT A BITCH ()
Date: September 21, 2011 07:59PM

i think its funny how jbass' wife's hot or not thread keeps getting deleted... jbass ur such a bitch dude

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:01PM

I can assure you that I had nothing to do with that. Dunno where it went. Besides, that definitely was not my wife.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: jbass is a pussy ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:02PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:04PM

Keep trying.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Flip side ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:14PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> karma is on my side.

So what did you do to incur such bad karma that you were cursed with that nose?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ouch ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:20PM

Flip side Wrote:
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> DJ Magik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > karma is on my side.
>
> So what did you do to incur such bad karma that
> you were cursed with that nose?



Bad karma = other people' fists

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass's nose ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:39PM

You talk about Magiks nose. His was broke whats your excuse? And it's like 3 times bigger. Goddamn Gonzo and your bitch is uuuuugly

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Retired military ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:42PM

You are in the military son? You should have been taught better than this. You are a disgrace to our service men

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tara ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:47PM

I wanna say the DJ guy is wayyyyy hotter than any of those guys in the pictures not sure which is which but all 3 are ugly

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:51PM

HahahahahahAhahahaha OMG you actually have the nerve to talk about Mark when you rednecks look like that? I am dying laughing right now. Sorry fellas but you need to see a dentist & you talk about how old he is. Wellll you looks like your 40 look at the crows feet at your eyes. Have a mike Tyson nose also. The nerve of some people. We all see why you are hating on him.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: KARMA ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:53PM

jbass is a pussy Wrote:
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> jbass's wife
> http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/27584
> 5_1517455_3652505_n.jpg
> jbass himself
> http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v207
> 9/204/90/509566810/n509566810_1721476_5304.jpg

TELL ME THIS AIN'T TRUE!!! LMFAO!!! this is like a soap opera i swear lol, jbass what happened boo? u forget to set ur shit to "private" lol tisk tisk

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: are u the bald dude? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 08:55PM

453 Wrote:
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> http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/446
> 42_424989546810_509566810_5282420_7067524_n.jpg
>
> NEW GIRL FOR THE PAPERMOON
>
> HAHAHAHAHA


is that y u hate mark? cause ur bald?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: jbass ur a fag ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:08PM

i can't open the links cause u keep erasing them u bitch!!

Guys if you think its fair, like i do, find him on facebook under james zumwalt and put him on blast!!! its his turn!!

So here, erase the whole thread then, is it not cool now that is YOU being posted?

btw mr. tall guy, are you the midget all the way to the left with all your boyfriends? i think sooo
Attachments:
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jbass4.jpg
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hahahaha ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:13PM

He's says he weighs 20lbs more than Mark?? He calls Mark the Liar. Damnnnnn

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: BassBacker ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:33PM

That's not JBass

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Yeah ok! ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:40PM

Then why the fuck did the IP address get blocked from the person posting the pictures?? Pretty ironic that pics are posted now when they post it says IP address blocked! It's because the bitch knows the person running the site. What a punk when the tables turn he had shit blocked! Go look at the links above it's all invalid now. Ladies & gentlemen JBass is officially he bitch on this thread.. Let's see how quick the pics come down

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Holy birch ass batman ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:46PM

Another IP address blocked! That's just BS. You can post shit on other people but when it's you you start having IP addresses blocked. What a bitchass move. What do you people think seriously?? jBass either runs the site or sucking the guys dick that does

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Not a fan ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:52PM

Not a fan of this thread but that's a total bitch move for sure

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: accakan ()
Date: September 21, 2011 09:54PM

REALLY!?!? So let's recap.... JBass say "its not me", and that person's ip address gets blocked, then his wife's hot or not gets put up, he posts " that's not my wife" and BAM! That thread dissapears, then his pics go up in links and he again says that's not him and BAM! Those links stop working... Then someone says fuck it, posts them up on here, and HE gets blocked?! Dude.... Come on jbass..... U cannot be that big of a bitch..... I say unblock everyone and keep the fight going fair and square..... U started this, don't get ur panties in a bunch cause u cracked the door a little and we kicked it wide open....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Military? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:03PM

This guy is actually in our military? For 2 weeks you have talked shit not only on this thread but a few others. Shouldn't you have better things to do? We have men dying everyday and JBass spends hrs on computer talking about other people. MR James Zumwait

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: well..... ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:03PM

In conclusion.... Guys, we know what jbitch looks like now, we know that he hates mark cause he actually does have a full head of hair, and we know that now that we know jbass has the power to block ip addresses we will one by one slowly be dissapearing from here..... All I can say is.... Good game guys, good game..... And jbass aka james zumwalt is a bitch..... Good night

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Have idea ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:05PM

Say we find out who's in charge of Mr James Zumwait and direct him to Fairfaxunderground!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:07PM

Damn it I leave for a few hours and shit blows up. Looks like somebody had this coming.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: James Zumwalt ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:11PM

Ok this is enough I apologize what happen was wrong I don't need my job to be compromised with the Gov. It was a bitch move it's over

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Yeah right ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:11PM

BassBacker Wrote:
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> That's not JBass



Sure thing!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Solution ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:25PM

Holy birch ass batman Wrote:
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> Another IP address blocked! That's just BS. You
> can post shit on other people but when it's you
> you start having IP addresses blocked. What a
> bitchass move. What do you people think
> seriously?? jBass either runs the site or sucking
> the guys dick that does


Just turn your router or phone off for a minute or two and it will reset to a new ip address when you turn it back on.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: jbass' scared ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:25PM

Oh u hear that guys? "He's sorry"..... I guess its ok then.... Let's ignore that he put pics of somebody's daughter up here after he asked not to, or that he brought innocent people on here, of that he bashed a legitimate business that could potentially have a ruined reputation from a bunch of lies! Its ok guys he's sorry..... Are u sorry about ur "hot or not" threads? Are you sorry about all the "fag" this "fag" that comments? Are u sorry that u bullied people for ur own entertainment? Ur scum! Ur worthless! And u do not deserve to wear our troops' uniform! So I hope u enjoyed ur job while it lasted u piece of shit! The end.....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sarah M ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:26PM

Been following this thread for a few days with no comments but I have to say to block IP addresses is wrong when you been slandering a guys name for weeks. Way to be the bigger guy Magik Mark To say what you did. To put family pictures up is just not right. I'm sure his wife/girlfriend has no idea about rhia

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: where's ur brother eesh? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:36PM

Where's ur brother William through all of this? Or should I say eesh? Or is he in the garage working on his P.O.S mustang?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Really? ()
Date: September 21, 2011 10:44PM

They are brothers for real? Ohhh wow. So the 2 of them just go to threads and gang up on people? And one is in the military. I'm blown away

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: YES ()
Date: September 21, 2011 11:01PM

Yes they are William "Eesh" Zumwalt go look at his Facebook page. It's the same guy from earlier pics. You know the gay ass skinny kid that couldn't beat his way out of a wet paper bag

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hilarious ()
Date: September 21, 2011 11:25PM

You guys thinking that's JBass are fucking stupid. You've worked yourselves into a masturbatory frenzy over nothing.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Busted! ()
Date: September 21, 2011 11:29PM

Your busted homeboy! Deny all you want but your friend put you on blast. Somebody that thinks what you did was wrong. We all know it's you

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dental plan ()
Date: September 21, 2011 11:31PM

Doesnt the military have dental plans?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck them both ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:33AM

I say fuck them both Magik mark tried to do what's right by stopping this all and Eesh wants to talk more crap. Fuck them both at this point. I say find JBasses boss and let him know about his conduct which I'm sure will be frowned on. He's in our US military that's sad

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sam R ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:44AM

To block a IP address after talking weeks of smack is a bitch move.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Voice of Reason ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:04AM

Oooooh Wheeeee! Just when I thought this sad saga was starting to die off... JBass gets a mouth full of piss mixed with his own medicine. Fuckin' awesome!

How/why else did the threads disappear?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I got it ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:22AM

I have talked to some of my family members (actual respectable high ranked marines) and they have assured me thet even though this is child's play, it would definitely be something jbass/James does not want spread around because there will be consequences to his actions. He's supposed to respect others, and I quote what I was told. "I can have this taken of if you want me to, it wouldn't bother me to get this knucklehead delt with". Now, this is not my battle, and there are a few here that need to apologize for their actions, Mark already did that, James already did that, William however, its your turn.... Apologize and your brother might walk away from this with a job.... My uncle is itching to deal with this but we're all adults here, and I think we can all handle it as such. So, eesh, u got anything to say? Not just to mark, but everyone u've disrespected on here....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: counterfeitpenny ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:53AM

I admit...I read this thread for all of the first 3 pages, went on vacation, and it was still on top...how sad...

Oh shithouse mouse...I just bumped it again...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:04AM

This is great! 2 weeks of trying to wreck DJ Magik and the table turn. A military boy protecting our country is on a website talking nonsense on somebody he has no clue who he is, all because he stood up for a friend that HE WAS SLANDERING!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fyi ()
Date: September 22, 2011 03:24AM

Label Crack Whore Wrote:
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> Who the fuck would wear a formal jacket emblazoned
> with giant print D&G logos?
>
>
> A dumb bitch of sorts, but not of the female
> variety in this cae.


All those clothes with giant D&G logos are knock offs.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office girl ()
Date: September 22, 2011 07:54AM

OH NO!! They are busted. Hahahaha how did we know this would eventually happen? A military boy has nothing better to do then sit on computer for days and talk smack. Magik Mark stays quiet now this. Good job whoever dug this up. He deserves what he gets. I say go straight to his boss.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No denying ()
Date: September 22, 2011 07:58AM

Yeah I agree to block IP addresses is a bitch move JBass can't deny this the proof is out there. Yes go his boss, somebody in our armed forces should not be carrying on this way. Shame shame on you

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:21AM

I dont know how more clearly I can put this to you mouth breathers.

1) I said from the beginning that I think Safe Ride is a good idea and a worthwhile company.

2) I attempted to truce with Mark long before I started the Hot or Not. He declined my invitation of truce and "put me on blast" Hence the reason for the Hot or Not thread. Mark threatened physical violence while like it or not, I have operated completely within the laws of this country, state and county.

3) I started bashing him after I saw the first picture. He looks like a clown. Then he started talking about how much money he makes; An instant recipe to get bombarded on a web forum.

4) I have never once called anyone a fag on this site or any other. I respect the differences in humankind, just not people who dress and act like ass clowns. No matter your race, creed or orientation; If you dress and act a fool, Imma let you know how I feel.

5) I have not been in the military for years. I served my country faithfully and with pride and honor. I will spend the rest of my days enjoying those liberties I fought to protect. If you have served honorably and disagree with my actions here, I dont know what to tell you. Yuo fought to protect flag burners and funeral protesters, I think you can let a little online clowning slide.

6) None of those pictures are me or my family. I have absolutely no control over this site whatsoever. I have never had even as much as a single exchange of words with the sites administrator. If I had to take a guess, they were removed to protect the people in the photos, again thats just a guess. Im quite full of myself, I love to see my handle and online persona getting attention.

7) For anyone that thinks former military members should adhere to some code of conduct that you yourselves can not live by; Enlist, go through training and serve. Take your honorable discharge to the bank and then your opinion will have some validity. It doesnt mean Ill listen to it but at least your case will hold water.

8) I'll reiterate, none of those people are me. I would suggest not retaliating against them if you ever see them because you will likely end up in legal trouble for assaulting an uninvolved party.

EDIT:

9) EESH and I are not related. Read any other post on this site that we are involved in and you will become crystal clear.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/22/2011 09:27AM by JBass.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Office girl ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:18AM

For 2 weeks JBass you have kept this up. We have read the thread yeah he threaten you but that's after a picture of his daughter was gonna be put up. Go througb the thread Mark hasn't said very much but you still keep on and on and on and on even when he has stopped. I don't know either of you but military or former military you have went to far with this thread. Even after all the pictures you posted he still stood up for you when the pictures of your family was put up on this thread. Seems to me he's not a bad guy. For you to "clown" because of how they dress or look is pretty prejudice I think. I agree nobody should threaten anybody but how far can someone be pushed?? Innocent people now are being put up on here how much further are you gonna take this?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Busted! ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:20AM

Bullshit...if you werent james zumwalt then those threads wouldnt have been deleted. Do you expect people to believe that the guy who runs this site took them down because he wanted to protect the identity of random innocent people he doesn't know? If so, then why didn't he take down the pics of innocent people in marks photos? Because you ARE James zumwalt..I also think it is way too much of a coincidence that the zumwalt name has been attached to the both of you on here on separate occasions.

From what I have read in this thread and site, eesh has the same last name you have and the owner of this site blocked his name from beeing written on here. Why else would he censor and protect the zumwalt brothers, unless it were true?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Busted! ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:23AM

one more thing...either you or eesh control this gay site.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:44AM

I can assure you that if I owned this site, I would find a way to turn a profit off of it.

If you want to know why the pictures/ thread was removed, I suggest you contact the site administrator, Cary. I don't have a clue. As far as me being eesh or me being this William Z character, believe what you want. There is enough back and forth bickering between the two of us to even conceive that we are one and the same.

As far as how far am I going to take this; I dont really understand what that means. Are you asking if I intend to continue interacting with other people on a message board about topics and in a manner that do not violate any laws, the answer is yes. I do intend on continuing posting on this site.

But thats it. I do not intend on partaking in a street brawl or following the guy around or whatever. I live a busy fun filled life of my own and do not intend on breaking any laws to "prove" my manhood to a bunch of anonymous people on a web forum. I finished proving myself in that manner when I signed my DD-214.

Think what you want, I am just telling you something that I know for a fact and you can only speculate on. I am not eesh, William Z or Cary. I have no control over the contents of this site. If you dont like whats here, dont read it. You are like a homophobe walking through DuPont circle; out of your element. Dont force your morals on me, I dont answer to you.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Cary? ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:51AM

Your sure threw his name out there very Quick. "you need to contact Cary". That's what you did the second your pictures hit this thread. Within Mins IP addresses were blocked and links were taken down. That's just wierd there MR JBass.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Liar ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:56AM

I can tell you for a fact that James Zumwalt is our friend JBass. I know this guy personally. Not friends just know him so don't let this guy lie to you.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: sooo truee!!!! ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:58AM

The site doesn't let u spell out all of William's brother, the people that put ur pics up got blocked, the thread of ur ugly wife got erased, come on James.... It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure it out, if they wanted to "protect innocent people" they would have erased the "Dj Magik's daughter hot or not", or the Maddie whatever her name is hot or not that u started as well which she BEGGED for you to take down and u low life piece of shit said "I'm sorry but I have no control over that"? Yet somebody puts a picture of your wife up and makes a hot or not of jbass' wife and a few minutes later its deleted? And the dude that created it got his ip address blocked? Idk James, but you apparently seem to think that the people on here are pretty stupid and won't put two and two together. How does it feel to be a victim of ur own creation now? Everyone in here knows what you, your wife, your kid, and your brother look like, I suggest you start unblocking people and begin kissing some ass dude...... It really is not fair for u and ur brother to talk so much shit and then block the people that deffend themselves.... And btw, I did look up some threads of u and "eesh", last one was you, eesh, "jcrew" and one more I forgot his name just talking about how yall's day was going, and pretty much having a family gathering on this site. Just get rid of the blocks and. Let the kids play, besides, one thing u did not account for was cell phones, those people have their computers AND their phones, so now their blocked, pissed, and ripping u a new one FROM THEIR PHONE!!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lol cary.... ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:17AM

Does her last name happen to be Hogg? Like ur girl's?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:21AM

It's always funny watching the idiots chase the red herrings you drop anonymously in a thread.

As far as the threads on Jbass getting deleted and your various IP addresses blocked, I reported those, and Cary deleted them. If you want to start a garbage thread on someone else, keep it in the off-topic forum. Troll threads that get posted in the main forum that have no relevance to Fairfax always get deleted and usually the poster gets banned.

DJ Majik, just to let you know, I submitted most of your photobucket account to Hot Chicks with Douchebags. You might want to check that site now and again since the owner replied to me and said he was going to use your photos sometime soon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: wait a minute ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:31AM

So do all ur posts have to do with fairfax then? Like the pics of magik u dug up? Ur so brotherly trying to protect ur brother :-) . If he would've made his myspace a little more private we wouldn't have seen a lot of his retarded pictures :-(, which are saved in our computers now in case this gets ugly.... Same with ur myspace, where do u think the pics posted of YOU came from? A quick search on myspace and there is our little gay cowboy :-)

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:37AM

That's cool. Just keeping doing what you're doing. You seem to enjoy it.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: dont ask dont tell ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:41AM

Zumwalt brothers love the dont ask dont tell policy hahahaha

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:50AM

I cant imagine going through life as being as dense as some of you.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Interesting ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:00PM

Anyone notice how jbass denied being william/zumwalt, but not james zumwalt?


There is an easy way to settle this...someone needs to go down to william/zumwalts work in alexandria...its called MPRI or something.



Funny how you can't write the words william and zumwalt together...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: block me then ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:03PM

I can't imagine going through life looking like this! Ur 29 and u look worse that cashmere!!!!!! Now make ur bitch move and block me..... Cause when u do u'll be proving everybody this is really you!!!! And eesh, it has everything to do with fairfax, its jbass!!!!! He bashes everyone in here!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: no way!!!!!!!! ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:08PM

Hahahahahahahahahaha ur not 29 dude stop lying! Hahahahahaha u look like a retarded 40 year old. And a top hat really? And u say mark looks like a deuche? And who looks like a troll now? The last pic only shows one troll.......

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: yup, he's blocked ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:09PM

Yup, no surprise here, the poster got blocked....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: LOL Zumwalt bros ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:11PM

tooooooooooooo funny everyone is getting blocked that had anything to do with the jbass photos.... even if it is essh crying to the site its stillll sooo funny to see how fast the tables turn and people start backing down.... sorry it wasnt me... i tried to stop it.... lol funny shit
i say we put a hit on the shitty ass mustang anyone sees it snap a picture of it and post it.
or even better go visit him at work just like they did the dj

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Just do it ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:14PM

Just turn ur router or phone off for a minute or two so that the ip resets to a new address.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: william & james zumwal ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:18PM

start the ban on essh and jbass or the zumwal bitches

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:18PM

JBass doesnt bash everyone. Only those that disagree with me..... which is , oh pretty much everyone. Okay you got me there.

A couple things, That guy is not me, I am not a Zumwalt. The guy pictured above would clobber DJM in a street brawl. Clobber. Maul and rip apart.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:19PM

Whos nose was he making fun of? Damn look at the nose on this guy? And that forehead DAMN! That forehead so big he doesn't have dreams he has movies.noway he's 29 he's pushing 40 for sure. Can't believe you posted those pictures of everyone else. I hope everybody you ever made fun of on here sees you now.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Clobber? ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:23PM

Did you say clobber?? JBass I doubt very seriously you gonna CLOBBER anybody. Seriously dude you have no right to talk about anybody! Bro if your 29 by the time you 40 your gonna be bald and look like your 70 at this rate.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:27PM

Laura Wrote:
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> Whos nose was he making fun of? Damn look at the
> nose on this guy? And that forehead DAMN! That
> forehead so big he doesn't have dreams he has
> movies.noway he's 29 he's pushing 40 for sure.
> Can't believe you posted those pictures of
> everyone else. I hope everybody you ever made fun
> of on here sees you now.

This is a conundrum. If I keep telling you its not me, the more you will think it is. If I ignore you, you will think it me and still be wrong.

That guy is not me, that wasnt my wife, I dont know eesh or any zumwalts. Stop reading this thread and go read my past posts. I think it will become painfully obvious that you are dead wrong. So now, after shit talking about how we smear campaigned DJM and his pics you are gonna do the exact same thing to an innocent, random party.

Enjoy your hypocrisy, you are delusional.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sara p ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:27PM

OMG!! This is the guy that talks all the shit on the threads? Loser! Nice costume there. I'm laughing so hard right now finally the guy that talks about everybody has been called out! Thank you whoever did this. It's been a long time coming. I need one of your tissues from your costume cause I'm crying from laughing so hard.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: It's about time ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:33PM

I'm on Here then right off. I just want to say it's about time somebody did this. JBass has bashed everybody he possibly can on FFU. Go and read some of the stuff he has said in past threads. It's about time this has happened to him.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That's Incredible! ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:34PM

I got it Wrote:
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> I have talked to some of my family members (actual
> respectable high ranked marines) and they have
> assured me thet even though this is child's play,
> it would definitely be something jbass/James does
> not want spread around because there will be
> consequences to his actions. He's supposed to
> respect others, and I quote what I was told. "I
> can have this taken of if you want me to, it
> wouldn't bother me to get this knucklehead delt
> with". Now, this is not my battle, and there are a
> few here that need to apologize for their actions,
> Mark already did that, James already did that,
> William however, its your turn.... Apologize and
> your brother might walk away from this with a
> job.... My uncle is itching to deal with this but
> we're all adults here, and I think we can all
> handle it as such. So, eesh, u got anything to
> say? Not just to mark, but everyone u've
> disrespected on here....

Congratulations! You've been nominated for the biggest, dumbest bullshitter on Fairfax Underground! How do you feel?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Where's The DJ? ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:35PM

Where's the DJ we want a response on these pictures that's been posted.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: quote of the year ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:35PM

And that forehead DAMN! That forehead so big he doesn't have dreams he has movies.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Laura ()
Date: September 22, 2011 12:42PM

He knows all that's going on. I want him to respond but he says He really doesn't care. But I do. He's been on here for 2 weeks talking shit about a good friend of mine I hope he gets what he deserves

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:24PM

To the simpletons in this thread:

You do not know who eesh or JBass are. I know this is hard to accept because your feelings have been hurt and you desperately want to turn the tables so you can feel like you're a man again. It's not that there's anything to deny or that anyone's backing down; it's just that you are flat-out wrong. Sadly, pathetically wrong.

Regarding the pictures being posted:

1. DJ Magik voluntarily posted his information in this thread; who he is, where he works, and even posted pictures of himself to prove he's the real DJ Magik. If you're going to provide that information to the public, you really don't have any right to complain how the public reacts to it. The guy looks like some 80s throwback douchebag who snorted one too many lines. Eyeliner? Really?

Yes, JBass re-posted a picture of DJ Magik's daughter (that DJ Magik himself made publicly available on the internet), but you'll notice that it's no longer on this site.

2. The pictures and information you claim to have on JBass and eesh, on the other hand, comes from third-party sources on this website. You do not know for a fact that you are correct (SPOILER: You are not correct). The reason the pictures and threads are getting deleted and IP addresses are getting banned is, you're posting the names and pictures of people who have absolutely nothing to do with your silly little vendetta against two random people you've never met. If you start harassing William Z. or James Z., you will be harassing random strangers that probably don't even know this website exists.

3. To the moron who said "Your sure threw his name out there very Quick. 'you need to contact Cary.'" Cary is his name. Cary is his username. Cary is the only person who has the authority and ability to change, alter, or delete anything that anyone else posts. He's the only person with the authority and ability to ban an IP address if he wants to. Neither JBass or eesh have anything to do with the operation, maintenance, or direction of this website. Anyone who has used this site for more than a month knows this.

4. If it bothers you so much, stop reading and responding. You can call JBass and eesh "cowards" as much as you want, but at least they're not so insecure that they have to prove something to people they don't know or care about. Grow the fuck up.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police SORRY ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:26PM

OH SO SMART GUY OR GIRL. WE SHALL LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY AND STOP AT ONCE. SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE US. LOL

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:29PM

Moron Police SORRY Wrote:
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> OH SO SMART GUY OR GIRL. WE SHALL LISTEN TO WHAT
> YOU HAVE TO SAY AND STOP AT ONCE. SO SORRY PLEASE
> FORGIVE US. LOL

Apology accepted. Just don't let it happen again, idiot. Next time I'm gonna have to put you on blast.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:32PM

That guy looks like Det. Stabler from SVU.

Shit will really get interesting when the person actually depicted above sees this and joins in the thread.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police SORRY ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:33PM

put me on blast. oh please do. i wanna be part of the cool club

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBASSS ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:34PM

hey jbass, shut it up ur part of the this is over. have a great day

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:50PM

JBASSS Wrote:
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> hey jbass, shut it up ur part of the this is over.
> have a great day


Im having a fantastic day, thanks! Thirsty Thursday kicks off in about 3 hours! I hope the sun comes out so I can hit a couple of rooftops tonight.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBASSS ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:51PM

MAKE SURE U JUMP OFF THE ROOFTOPS. k THANKS

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:53PM

Make sure you keep typing in caps and saying things like "k THANKS" I love picturing some nubile getting all hot and bothered by my nonsensical ramblings.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Here ya go ()
Date: September 22, 2011 01:53PM

LOL Zumwalt bros Wrote:
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> tooooooooooooo funny everyone is getting blocked
> that had anything to do with the jbass photos....
> even if it is essh crying to the site its stillll
> sooo funny to see how fast the tables turn and
> people start backing down.... sorry it wasnt me...
> i tried to stop it.... lol funny shit
> i say we put a hit on the shitty ass mustang
> anyone sees it snap a picture and post it...


Eesh/william/zumwalts car....
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBASSS ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:07PM

OnLy YoUr LoSeR AsS WoUlD WoRrY AbOuT HoW SoMeOnE TyPeS. GeT A LiFe LoSeR

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:07PM

I hope to God one of you dumbasses fucks around with the Zumwalts, their job, or their property. The thought of one of you idiots explaining to the cops that you harassed them, assaulted them, or vandalized their car/house because you thought they were making fun of an old and busted strip club DJ on the internet is hilarious.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:13PM

JBASSS Wrote:
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> OnLy YoUr LoSeR AsS WoUlD WoRrY AbOuT HoW SoMeOnE
> TyPeS. GeT A LiFe LoSeR


Like OMG. Obvi you are JK, riiiight?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:15PM

Today, we are all Zumwalts.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Zummy ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:17PM

Johnny Walker Wrote:
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> Today, we are all Zumwalts.

Speak for yourself. But, for you that would actually be an improvement.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:21PM

We are... Penn State!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pittany Lyin ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:23PM

JBass Wrote:
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> We are... Penn State!

We are Meat Heads!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:23PM

FREEZE!

This is Officer Zumwalt of the Moron Police! Slowly place your hands behind your head (the thing you put hat on) and step away from the keyboard (the rectangular thing full of little squares that lets you post your retarded thoughts in this thread)!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: KEITH STONE ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:24PM

when did anyone say anything about fucking with their house/car/or person?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ummm ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:25PM

This whole topic proves that nobody on this stupid website has a life

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:25PM

KEITH STONE Wrote:
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> when did anyone say anything about fucking with
> their house/car/or person?


About 500 posts ago.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Brothers in (each others) arms ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:29PM

JBass&eesh Wrote:
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> We are...Homosexuals!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Brothers in (each others) arms ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:29PM

JBass&eesh Wrote:
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> We are...Homosexuals!


It

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: KEITH STONE ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:31PM

i dont see anything bout fucking there car or house or work up...please provide proof

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:32PM

ummm Wrote:
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> This whole topic proves that nobody on this stupid
> website has a life


Or it proves that this site is hella good at passing time on the job.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Thread over ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:34PM

This thread is officially over and boring now. Who cares??????????

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Re: Is this a legit business?
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Date: September 22, 2011 02:36PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: not so fast ()
Date: September 22, 2011 02:36PM

Thread over Wrote:
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> This thread is officially over and boring now. Who
> cares??????????

Not over - see what I did there?

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Date: September 22, 2011 02:38PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: jbiatch ()
Date: September 22, 2011 03:03PM

I love how NOW the thread should be over lol, y jbiatch? Cause u and ur kid (about a 30 year difference) brother got "put on blast"? Only a few had the balls to put ur pics up and u blocked them, but its not "over" yet my friend..... Wait till the late posters get here..... More pics to come

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 03:14PM

More pics of random strangers. OOOOH, I cant wait. Oh, its Thursday, I guess Ill have to wait till after evening drinks to see how much time yall wasted chasing ghosts through the internet.

For the sake of this poor random soldier, please stop posting his pics.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBASSS ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:09PM

awww jbass is sticking up for someone... and its NOT HIM. Find that hard to belive that you would stick up for some stranger online seeing that you've done nothing but bash people left and right. sounds like someone is alittle late on the "good" person list

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: In da Navy ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:10PM

JBass Wrote:
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> More pics of random strangers. OOOOH, I cant
> wait. Oh, its Thursday, I guess Ill have to wait
> till after evening drinks to see how much time
> yall wasted chasing ghosts through the internet.
>
> For the sake of this poor random soldier, please
> stop posting his pics.

He's not a soldier, he's a semen.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: amanda middleberg ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:14PM

JBass apologized to DJ Magik. You can stop bashing him.

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/679127.html

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that's right ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:15PM

amanda middleberg Wrote:
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> JBass apologized to DJ Magik. You can stop bashing
> him.
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/67
> 9127.html

I think he should be bashed for apologizing like a little pussy ass bitch.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:36PM

that's right Wrote:
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> amanda middleberg Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass apologized to DJ Magik. You can stop
> bashing
> > him.
> >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/67
>
> > 9127.html
>
> I think he should be bashed for apologizing like a
> little pussy ass bitch.

Id love for you to register a handle and begin a lil back and forth. You are too much of a pussy to register a name on an anon. site. You should save yourself the pain and just slit jump off the Woodrow Wilson now.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that's right ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:41PM

JBass Wrote:
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> that's right Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > amanda middleberg Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > JBass apologized to DJ Magik. You can stop
> > bashing
> > > him.
> > >
> > >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/40/67
>
> >
> > > 9127.html
> >
> > I think he should be bashed for apologizing like
> a
> > little pussy ass bitch.
>
> Id love for you to register a handle and begin a
> lil back and forth. You are too much of a pussy
> to register a name on an anon. site. You should
> save yourself the pain and just slit jump off the
> Woodrow Wilson now.

Yeah, it takes a real man's man to register.

PS - what is a slit jump?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:41PM

Slit your wrist before you jump

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that's right ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:48PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Slit your wrist before you jump

Nah, that seems more like a pussy move that some apologizing bitch would do. Not my style. Let me know how it works out for you though.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Voice of Reason ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:56PM

JBass (after tasting a dose of his own medicine) gets his pants yanked down and trades in for a skirt.... classic.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 04:59PM

that's right Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Slit your wrist before you jump
>
> Nah, that seems more like a pussy move that some
> apologizing bitch would do. Not my style. Let me
> know how it works out for you though.


Are you trying to get under my skin or something to that effect? You are pathetic. A whiny lil bitch too void of imagination or originality to contribute anything relevant; or start anything, no less. You bore me to the core.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that's right ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:02PM

JBass Wrote:
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> that's right Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Slit your wrist before you jump
> >
> > Nah, that seems more like a pussy move that
> some
> > apologizing bitch would do. Not my style. Let
> me
> > know how it works out for you though.
>
>
> Are you trying to get under my skin or something
> to that effect? You are pathetic. A whiny lil
> bitch too void of imagination or originality to
> contribute anything relevant; or start anything,
> no less. You bore me to the core.

I bore you? Yeah right. Why don't you get on your knees and suck DJ Magik, you apologizing, whiney, lil pussy ass bitch.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:03PM

Voice of Reason Wrote:
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> JBass (after tasting a dose of his own medicine)
> gets his pants yanked down and trades in for a
> skirt.... classic.


My own medicine? Do tell. All you have done is exploit a random person and their family for as far as I can see, no apparent reason. It is amazing that you think that is me. It really amazing. Whats great is you think you are smart or witty for "figuring it out" when you havent done shit. You have erroneously posted pictures of strangers on an anonymous website.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JDbag ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:21PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Slit your wrist before you jump



I have never heard this term before. You must speak from experience...is that how you got out of the military, you whiny little bitch?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: theeeeen..... ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:22PM

Then y did u post under ur real name after the pics went up and apologized saying "its over"? Dude make up ur mind..... U got caught, just face it, u just keep making urself look worse by denying it.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:29PM

It's over ppl!! I apologized over a week ago he apologized now. It's Squashed! Like I said innocent ppl are being brought into this for NO reason. My pictures I couldn't careless if plastered all over the web. But now innocent ppls pictures are on here with a kid! Enough is enough! Keep bashing me if u want but leave families out of this

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:34PM

Zumwalt & Zumwalt - Internet Private Detective Services

*Serving the community since 2008

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: John R. ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:40PM


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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:49PM

DJ Magik Wrote:
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> It's over ppl!! I apologized over a week ago he
> apologized now. It's Squashed! Like I said
> innocent ppl are being brought into this for NO
> reason. My pictures I couldn't careless if
> plastered all over the web. But now innocent ppls
> pictures are on here with a kid! Enough is enough!
> Keep bashing me if u want but leave families out
> of this


It ain't over till its over brahh. Lol. Clown.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hopefully ()
Date: September 22, 2011 05:57PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Slit your wrist before you jump


...off a rooftop in Clarendon like you will tonight?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck him Magik ()
Date: September 22, 2011 06:04PM

Yo fuck him! He posted all that shit about you and all those pictures! He's the bitch. He talks shit on every thread it's his turn to get clowned!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Friend of Mark ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:36PM

JBass is a faggot little bitch. He posted pics of Mark's daughter Alyssa and then called her all kinds of names. Now that his shit s up he is sorry and wants a truce. I say fuck him and keep the Zumwalt butt fucking brothers on blast.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Moron Police ()
Date: September 22, 2011 08:39PM

Friend of Mark Wrote:
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> JBass is a faggot little bitch. He posted pics of
> Mark's daughter Alyssa and then called her all
> kinds of names. Now that his shit s up he is sorry
> and wants a truce. I say fuck him and keep the
> Zumwalt butt fucking brothers on blast.



You're fucking retarded. nobody would have known her name was Alyssa Wagner if you'd just kept your stupid mouth shut.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Friend of mark ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:00PM

Moron Police Wrote:
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> Friend of Mark Wrote:
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> > JBass is a faggot little bitch. He posted pics
> of
> > Mark's daughter Alyssa and then called her all
> > kinds of names. Now that his shit s up he is
> sorry
> > and wants a truce. I say fuck him and keep the
> > Zumwalt butt fucking brothers on blast.
>
>
>
> You're fucking retarded. nobody would have known
> her name was Alyssa Wagner if you'd just kept your
> stupid mouth shut.



Fuck u asshole...nobody would have known of her at all if faggot james zumwalt/jbass hadnt posted her picture in the first place.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That's a bitch move ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:26PM

That was a really bitch move! No friend of Marks would say her name like that! It was one of those punk ass fucks then come back 1 min later and pretend to be somebody else! You people are fucking sick! I hope you burn in fucking HELL

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: That was just wrong ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:29PM

Damn that was wrong I agree with last poster! A under age kids name that's real fucked up

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: RawDog ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:31PM

That was just wrong Wrote:
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> Damn that was wrong I agree with last poster! A
> under age kids name that's real fucked up


I thought it was established that she is not underage

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Yes she is ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:37PM

No she is under age think she's 16 or 17

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Gone to far ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:52PM

This thread has gone to far it needs to be erased if possible. What just happened was wrong on all levels!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U dont know shit dawg ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:55PM

Yes she is Wrote:
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> No she is under age think she's 16 or 17


If she is 16, then how come she is married and has a two or three year old child that is mark's granddaughter. Are you implying that she had that kid when she was 13?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U dont know shit dawg ()
Date: September 22, 2011 09:55PM

Yes she is Wrote:
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> No she is under age think she's 16 or 17


If she is 16, then how come she is married and has a two or three year old child that is mark's granddaughter. Are you implying that she had that kid when she was 13? LO

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sara P ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:06PM

That's so sad you people would do that. I'm with them noway would Marks friend post that. That was obvious that it was meant to be a stab at him so obvious. Cause like 2 mins later they tried to play the other side

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: You have wrong Mark ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:14PM

You have the wrong Mark that's for sure! Now making up shit. So you are the one that posted her name

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Kids are in school ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:16PM

His daughter is not married she still in school. You have the wrong person.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This thread is gotten sick ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:21PM

Even if his daughter was 18 or older you have no right to post innocent people's names on here, You guys have gotten sick with this thread. I'm speechless at what I have read over the last 3 days.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ur the liar... ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:34PM

You have wrong Mark Wrote:
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> You have the wrong Mark that's for sure! Now
> making up shit. So you are the one that posted her
> name


If I'm making shit up why don't you ask mark if his older daughter is married and if he is a grandfather...or if he has a younger tweenie daughter named H@%$@#?

If I'm so full of shit ask him...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: I don't have to ask ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:48PM

I don't have to ask Mark I've known him for years & I can tell you his daughter is not married she is in school & that's a fact! But good try Vegas

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pretty damn low ()
Date: September 22, 2011 10:51PM

Pretty low blow there Vegas! Surprised you didn't put his other daughters name up. We all knew you were behind most of this

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: U guys are the fucking liars ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:13PM

I don't have to ask Wrote:
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> I don't have to ask Mark I've known him for years
> & I can tell you his daughter is not married she
> is in school & that's a fact! But good try Vegas



So now I bet you are going to deny that she has a kid and mark's a grandfather...i would quit lying and denying before someone ends up posting pictures of the wedding and marks granddaughter.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Vegas really?? ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:28PM

There won't be any pictures posted of a wedding cause she's not married! But im sure you gonna post some pictures of her we see that coming. But the ques is who really cares if his daughter is married with a kid? For Christ sakes. But I've known him for yrs & he has 1 daughter that is his blood daughter and a older daughter that's not even his but took care of her like she was his. But they are both in school. Gonna say again low blow VEGAS! Bringing people into your problem!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Death in Vegas ()
Date: September 22, 2011 11:44PM

Vegas really?? Wrote:
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> There won't be any pictures posted of a wedding
> cause she's not married! But im sure you gonna
> post some pictures of her we see that coming. But
> the ques is who really cares if his daughter is
> married with a kid? For Christ sakes. But I've
> known him for yrs & he has 1 daughter that is his
> blood daughter and a older daughter that's not
> even his but took care of her like she was his.
> But they are both in school. Gonna say again low
> blow VEGAS! Bringing people into your problem!



get your boy mark on here to deny that his older daughter @7!$$@ ain't got a kid or that there was no ceremony or that he aint got a younger daughter named 4@zz@4...or should I post pictures of all three? Try me, asshole!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Who cares? ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:03AM

Who cares if he has kids or there was a ceremony? You have a boring ass life..if you think people care that this DJ has kids your crazy. but to threaten to post pictures of them shows who you are as a person. I'm sure you will though.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Sara P ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:07AM

You have major problems! You are actually sick to threaten people like that,it's somebodies kids. Can we say WHACK JOB?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: wtf people!!! ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:17AM

Wow people really? Jbass if ur behing this u're gonna end up regreting this! U have a baby..... U wouldn't want pictures and comments put up would ya?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Tom T ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:19AM

I'm gonna have to agree with Sara, to say you gonna post pictures of kids just because this guy won't get on here and say "hey my kid is married with a kid" pretty petty and sad. Why would we care if she is married with a kid?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: He defended you ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:21AM

JBass he even defended you when those pictures were posted & apologized "which I wouldn't have done after what you did" if you are behind this you stepped to a all time low

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Team dumbfux ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:33AM

Tom T Wrote:
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> I'm gonna have to agree with Sara, to say you
> gonna post pictures of kids just because this guy
> won't get on here and say "hey my kid is married
> with a kid" pretty petty and sad. Why would we
> care if she is married with a kid?


His friends are the dumbasses who came on here confirming all the informstion and revealing that the eldest isnt even his.....if they would have just kept there mouths shut this wouldnt be an issue.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuckers ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:47AM

You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game now.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:50AM

Fuckers Wrote:
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> You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so
> marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game
> now.





He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby mother is barely 18....

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: BS ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:53AM

Just because somebody else posted JBasses pictures doesn't Make his kids fair game! Magik Mark even went on the thread saying how fucked up it was that those pictures was posted. He's the ONLY one on here that's stood up like a man and tried to stop this. Even after JBasses pictures were posted. Leave the guy alone damn

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JayZ ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:54AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Fuckers Wrote:
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> > You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....dRso
> > marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game
> > now.
>
>
>
>
>
> He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby mother
> is barely 18....



They start early in the trailer park.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: She's not 18 ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:55AM

She's not 18 that's a fact

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No way ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:02AM

She's not 18 Wrote:
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> She's not 18 that's a fact


So are you saying shes 16 or 17? That would mean she had the kid at 13 or 14....wow

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Really Vegas ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:07AM

You gonna trash a kid that did nothing to you? Take another pill! Your sick as fuck!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:11AM

Hammered. Just got home. Been out all night.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JFag ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:19AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Hammered. Just got home. Been out all night.


Who cares? Go to sleep. U lying loser.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 01:39AM

JFag Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
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> > Hammered. Just got home. Been out all night.
>
>
> Who cares? Go to sleep. U lying loser.


Remember. It was not your fault.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JDouche ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:27AM

JBass Wrote:
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> JFag Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Hammered. Just got home. Been out all
> night.
> >
> >
> > Who cares? Go to sleep. U lying loser.
>
>
> Remember. It was not your fault.



Ur right...its all yours.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: BS is full of BS ()
Date: September 23, 2011 02:44AM

BS Wrote:
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> Just because somebody else posted JBasses pictures
> doesn't Make his kids fair game.


Mark's armada of anonymous douches posted JBass' baby's pic on here. Therefore, Mark deserves to have his grandbaby and other daughter's pictures posted on here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 23, 2011 03:11AM

Youre right Im outed. Fuck. What am I to do? You got me good. I have been preparing for this moment for months and now reality slaps me in the face.

I am humbled.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Run-On Sentence ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:41AM

Why do nearly all of Mark's defenders (as well as Mark himself) seem to be incapable of using periods to construct separate sentences? If they are not all the same person, they must have all flunked out of the same English class.
Really, kind of uncanny...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dr. Know ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:57AM

DJ Run-On Sentence Wrote:
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> Why do nearly all of Mark's defenders (as well as
> Mark himself) seem to be incapable of using
> periods to construct separate sentences? If they
> are not all the same person, they must have all
> flunked out of the same English class.
> Really, kind of uncanny...


Proof that listening to Miami Bass and staring at naked whores every night causes brain damage.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friend of a friend ()
Date: September 23, 2011 09:58AM

JBass Wrote:
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> Youre right Im outed. Fuck. What am I to do?
> You got me good. I have been preparing for this
> moment for months and now reality slaps me in the
> face.
>
> I am humbled.

Apparently, reality isn't the only thing that slapped you in the face. From what I hear, Bo's dick slapped you in the face pretty hard last night.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dirty old man with dollar bills ()
Date: September 23, 2011 10:24AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Fuckers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so
> > marks daughters and granddaughter are fair game
> > now.
>
>
>
> hU
>
> He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby mother
> is barely 18....


Sounds delish!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: pedo bear ()
Date: September 23, 2011 11:18AM

Dirty old man with dollar bills Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Fuckers Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > You fuckers posted pics of jbasses baby....so
> > > marks daughters and granddaughter are fair
> game
> > > now.
> >
> >
> >
> > hU
> >
> > He has a granddaughter??? His daughter/baby
> mother
> > is barely 18....
>
>
> Sounds delish!
Attachments:
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: the pedo brothers strike again ()
Date: September 23, 2011 11:49AM

eesh and JBass kidnap Magik Mark's daughter.............
.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: internet tough guys ()
Date: September 23, 2011 12:40PM

eesh and JBass
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: back from the bathroom ()
Date: September 23, 2011 03:39PM

So... are we done here??

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:30PM

The spelling and grammar of the anonymous posters gets worse and worse every day.

Must be a woodbridge / manassas thing. Isn't that where dj mark magik Wagner is from?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No he's not ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:35PM

No he lives in Fairfax like the rest of you morons.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ FAIL ()
Date: September 23, 2011 04:52PM

No he's not Wrote:
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> No he lives in Fairfax like the rest of you
> morons.


Here's his address: 10520 Judicial Drive, Fairfax Va. - (703) 246-2100

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: This is gonna be good ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:04PM

Ohh this is about to get real interesting sooner than people think. So keep on posting! PLEASE! Posting pictures of kids is sick

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: TheNorthman ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:13PM

This is gonna be good Wrote:
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> Ohh this is about to get real interesting sooner
> than people think. So keep on posting! PLEASE!
> Posting pictures of kids is sick


I don't know. I read through most of this thread last night and today and it seems that the major belligerants (JBass & DJ Magik) have kind of squashed it.

When DJ Brett Michaels told Bass that "you are on blast" when you go out "drunkin" and somebody outed the Zumwalt brothers pictures came down and cyber blow jobs were exchanged between parties.

Are you suggesting that this is not the end?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: John Rambo ()
Date: September 23, 2011 06:16PM

TheNorthman Wrote:
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> This is gonna be good Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Ohh this is about to get real interesting
> sooner
> > than people think. So keep on posting! PLEASE!
> > Posting pictures of kids is sick
>
>
> I don't know. I read through most of this thread
> last night and today and it seems that the major
> belligerants (JBass & DJ Magik) have kind of
> squashed it.
>
> When DJ Brett Michaels told Bass that "you are on
> blast" when you go out "drunkin" and somebody
> outed the Zumwalt brothers pictures came down and
> cyber blow jobs were exchanged between parties.
>
> Are you suggesting that this is not the end?



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oc ()
Date: September 23, 2011 08:36PM

OK, I have a fairly twisted sense of humor, but that fake motivational was just wrong. :P

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 24, 2011 03:27AM

well I guess even the greatest of threads must come to a close at some point =(

It was a good run fellas. A couple weeks of pure entertainment had me on the edge of my seat every morning. The ups and downs of the legendary struggle between magik, eesh, Jbass and the random zunwalts will be missed.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: howthendidyou ()
Date: September 24, 2011 03:51PM

How would you get their info, if they had everything set to private?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 24, 2011 04:36PM

Listen here you to terps eesh jbass...you little fuckers BETTER leave my daughters out if this OR ELSE!!!! Im pitying you guys back on blast fer sure again...and my crews gits my back hard assholes.......jbass fuck you and your bitch ass truces..imma come out clarendon tonight and find your punk ass and show you WHAT'S UP!!!!! There aren't that many rooftops in clarendon so your Waldo looking ass should be easy to find!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Go try ()
Date: September 24, 2011 04:48PM

We ALL know Magik did NOT write that! Way to go asshole to try to keepthis thread going! It's old fool. It's been squashed!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Just because ()
Date: September 26, 2011 04:15AM

At a WalMart store, a cashier hands this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' ... ... ... ... Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. A lady walked toward him and asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' She replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied back sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at the lady and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed her a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. She quickly reached for her wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' She added some of her money to his without him seeing and they started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at the lady and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the boys granny returned and the lady left with her basket. She finished her shopping in a totally different state of mind from when she started. She couldn't get the little boy out of her mind. Then she remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, The woman read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. She couldn't stop herself as she bought a bunch of white roses and went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. She left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that her life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Send this message to others, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. The quote of the month is by Jay Leno, 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to the other, and with the threat of swine flu and terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hoobaskooba ()
Date: September 26, 2011 04:30AM

Just because Wrote:
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> At a WalMart store, a cashier hands this little
> boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been
> more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm
> sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this
> doll.' ... ... ... ... Then the little boy turned
> to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you
> sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady
> replied, ''You know that you don't have enough
> money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked
> him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she
> went to look around. She left quickly. The little
> boy was still holding the doll in his hand. A lady
> walked toward him and asked him who he wished to
> give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister
> loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She
> was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
> She replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would
> bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But
> he replied back sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't
> bring it to her where she is now. I have to give
> the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my
> sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad
> while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with
> God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God
> very soon too, so I thought that she could take
> the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My
> heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at
> the lady and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not
> to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back
> from the mall.' Then he showed her a very nice
> photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me
> 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she
> won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she
> didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she
> has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he
> looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very
> quietly. She quickly reached for her wallet and
> said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in
> case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK'
> he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' She added some
> of her money to his without him seeing and they
> started to count it. There was enough for the doll
> and even some spare money. The little boy said,
> 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then
> he looked at the lady and added, 'I asked last
> night before I went to sleep for God to make sure
> I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy
> could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also
> wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose
> for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too
> much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a
> white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few
> minutes later, the boys granny returned and the
> lady left with her basket. She finished her
> shopping in a totally different state of mind from
> when she started. She couldn't get the little boy
> out of her mind. Then she remembered a local
> newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a
> drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a
> young woman and a little girl. The little girl
> died right away, and the mother was left in a
> critical state. The family had to decide whether
> to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine,
> because the young woman would not be able to
> recover from the coma. Was this the family of the
> little boy? Two days after this encounter with the
> little boy, The woman read in the newspaper that
> the young woman had passed away. She couldn't stop
> herself as she bought a bunch of white roses and
> went to the funeral home where the body of the
> young woman was for people to see and make last
> wishes before her burial. She was there, in her
> coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand
> with the photo of the little boy and the doll
> placed over her chest. She left the place,
> teary-eyed, feeling that her life had been changed
> forever. The love that the little boy had for his
> mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard
> to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk
> driver had taken all this away from him. Now you
> have 2 choices: 1) Send this message to others, or
> 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
> The quote of the month is by Jay Leno, 'With
> hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud
> slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up
> the country from one end to the other, and with
> the threat of swine flu and terrorist attacks, Are
> we sure this is a good time to take God out of the
> Pledge of Allegiance

Gayest thing in this thread since the pictures of DJ Magik.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Get in the pit! ()
Date: September 26, 2011 08:43AM

eesh and JBass
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: CERTenly3397762 ()
Date: September 27, 2011 07:57PM

Was at Paper Moon the other night and they kept playing this song

http://gobarbra.com/hit/new-d9c337a4de9a393ebcd9cc75335d869f

over and over and over again.

Kinda reminds me of this thread.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 29, 2011 10:31PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg I'm in tears right now lmfao!!!!!! Oh man that was good lol, I hadn't been here in a minute, that link made me laugh, thx guy

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So Sad ()
Date: September 30, 2011 10:16AM

that guy Wrote:
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> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg
> I'm in tears right now lmfao!!!!!! Oh man that was
> good lol, I hadn't been here in a minute, that
> link made me laugh, thx guy

I can't imagine what kind of slack-jawed, simple-minded moron you have to be to laugh so hard at that picture that you're in tears.

Seriously, I literally can't imagine it, and I've been trying. I tried picturing you looking at it by yourself, laughing so hard at someone putting a fake name on a Barbara Streisand album that you're crying, but nobody does that. It's easy to picture some greasy doofus laughing like a retard in a water park, but it's impossible to imagine that you exist.

So then, I tried picturing you laughing at it while hanging out with a few of your "bros" at a party or something, but that went even worse. Nobody would be friends with someone who would laugh until they're crying at something that unfunny.

That picture contains no humorous elements at all, even in context. It's not funny. It's the opposite of funny. It's so unfunny that, when I saw it, I had to go and make other people stop laughing just to restore the balance. The picture "get in the pit" posted, while not funny in context, at least contains a bad-ass midget looking metal (which is funny because of the juxtaposition of... fuck it, nevermind), but the picture that has you "in tears" is just skull-fuckingly stupid. On the funny scale, it's somewhere between getting AIDS and nailing your scrotum to an oak table.

May God have mercy on your simple, retarded soul.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:39AM

Lol wow, I guess ur phone doesn't play the song on the background huh? Get a better phone dude, or eesh, whichever u'd like to be called, I guess I wouldn't like either it if somebody made a gay song like that with my name on it

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So Sad ()
Date: September 30, 2011 11:50AM

that guy Wrote:
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> Lol wow, I guess ur phone doesn't play the song on
> the background huh? Get a better phone dude, or
> eesh, whichever u'd like to be called, I guess I
> wouldn't like either it if somebody made a gay
> song like that with my name on it

Ok, so I listened to the song.

On the funny scale, it's now somewhere between little boys getting sodomized by Catholic priests and 9/11.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: September 30, 2011 01:53PM

that guy Wrote:
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> Lol wow, I guess ur phone doesn't play the song on
> the background huh? Get a better phone dude, or
> eesh, whichever u'd like to be called, I guess I
> wouldn't like either it if somebody made a gay
> song like that with my name on it


Yeah... It wasn't that funny

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: He's back! ()
Date: October 06, 2011 10:12PM

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: the real eesh ()
Date: October 06, 2011 11:52PM

LETS GET HIM!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: OMGZ! ()
Date: October 06, 2011 11:57PM

the real eesh Wrote:
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> LETS GET HIM!


wwhat a fuckin fat ass and WHO the fuck wheres feet gloves???????




wHAT a compleet HOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Miami Sound Machines? ()
Date: October 07, 2011 12:32AM

DJ Magik's baby's Momma
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: THATS IT ()
Date: October 07, 2011 12:37AM

YO U MUTHERFUKERZ NEED TO STOP FUCKING WITH MY MAN MARK!!!THAT AINT EVEN HIS REAL BABIES MOMMAS PICTURE NEWAYZ!!!!....WHO THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING GEEK SQUAD REJEKTS THINK U ARES NEWAY????????????? tHAT'S IT...YOU ZUMWALT BROTHERS ARE BACK ON BLAST!!!




PEACE OUT!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mr. Orgasm bump ()
Date: November 14, 2011 05:49PM

Mr. Orgasm bump

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: November 14, 2011 06:12PM

I almost forgot about DJ Clownface

 

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: HoJo Hotel ()
Date: January 02, 2012 06:43AM

legit business imho

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Hatemotor ()
Date: January 03, 2012 09:13PM

Thread of the year bump,,,

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ... ()
Date: February 26, 2012 02:56AM

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