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Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:05PM

My boyfriend was looking for a limo service on cl and found this. Is this even legal?

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/aos/2563640288.html

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: StupidQuestion ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:31PM

Lauren Wrote:
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> My boyfriend was looking for a limo service on cl
> and found this. Is this even legal?
>
> http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/aos/2563640
> 288.html


Obviously you're spamming to get the advertising on FU. But, I'll entertain your pointless question.

You should do the obvious and visit the website and read more, if you have further questions, consult with them directly:
http://www.saferideva.com/site/index.php

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:46PM

lol so im advertising their advertisement huh? i was just asking if its a legit business, obviously im not gonna call them and be like "hey, are you guys a legitimate business?"

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:55PM

I don't understand why this would be illegal. You are hiring a designated driver.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 04:58PM

Cause they drive my car, while im drunk. Does that not sound sketchy to you?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 05:19PM

Alan Guevara aka DJ Lano is the owner of this business; seems to be based out of Woodbridge, or Hoodbridge as he likes to say on Myspace.

No wonder he spams this board so much, he needs the money that his shit job at Paper Moon doesn't pay.


http://www.myspace.com/79924162



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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: wnrsm ()
Date: September 05, 2011 05:30PM

eesh Wrote:
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> This is just spam to generate talk and free
> advertisement about "Safe Ride." The guy who owns
> the business likes to use sock-puppets to support
> his business.
>
>
> Examples of previous Safe Ride spam:
>
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/628
> 828/628828.html#msg-628828
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/595
> 488/595488.html#msg-595488
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/495
> 431/495431.html#msg-495431
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/485
> 013/485013.html#msg-485013
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/6/483
> 477/483477.html#msg-483477
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/482
> 205/482205.html#msg-482205
>
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/417
> 056/417056.html#msg-417056


Thank you eesh!

Fuck you spammer. Go eat a bowl of dicks.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ no more ()
Date: September 05, 2011 06:12PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alan Guevara aka DJ Lano is the owner of this
> business; seems to be based out of Woodbridge, or
> Hoodbridge as he likes to say on Myspace.
>
> No wonder he spams this board so much, he needs
> the money that his shit job at Paper Moon doesn't
> pay.
>
>
> http://www.myspace.com/79924162


Alan has not worked at Paper Moon for almost half a year. DJ's there actually make decent money there...enough to afford a new Mercedes SL 500.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 06:35PM

DJ no more Wrote:
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> Alan has not worked at Paper Moon for almost half
> a year. DJ's there actually make decent money
> there...enough to afford a new Mercedes SL 500.





Since Mercedes has not produced the SL500 since 2007 (replaced by SL550), it really isn't a new car, is it? Let me guess, Alan/you bought it from one of those "buy here pay here" used car lots.

Also, you might want to save that money and find a decent place to live far from that roommate thing you've got going on in Woodbridge.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Metro sexual eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 07:14PM

eesh Wrote:
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> DJ no more Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Alan has not worked at Paper Moon for almost
> half
> > a year. DJ's there actually make decent money
> > there...enough to afford a new Mercedes SL 500.
>
>
>
>
> Since Mercedes has not produced the SL500 since
> 2007 (replaced by SL550), it really isn't a hY
> car, is it? Let me guess, Alan/you bought it from
> one of those "buy here pay here" used car lots.
>
> Also, you might want to save that money and find a
> decent place to live far from that roommate thing
> you've got going on in Woodbridge.


Alan doesn't drive that car, the night DJ does. I was incorrect on the series number, but it is a brand new
one. Either way, it's a million times nicer than your ride, or do you take the metro, hipster guy?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:00PM

Metro sexual eesh Wrote:
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> Alan doesn't drive that car, the night DJ does. I
> was incorrect on the series number, but it is a
> brand new
> one. Either way, it's a million times nicer than
> your ride, or do you take the metro, hipster guy?




No matter what I drive, I'm not living with roommates in the worst part of Woodbridge.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Lauren ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:41PM

lmao!! look at what i started!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: people are so stupid ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:48PM

not a single one of these links work u ass licker!! lmao

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SpamBGone ()
Date: September 05, 2011 08:54PM

Its simple, flag the post on Craigslist. If this "bitch" lauren is legit, she got her question answered. If its spam, then they get taken off of Craigslist if enough people flag.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh hell no ()
Date: September 05, 2011 09:17PM

i was a regular over at pm for years and personally have met Alan, he worked there for 3 years and saved enough money to start Safe Ride. Shame on you guys for bashing him for what he does. If you ever lose a friend or a family member cause of a dumbass drunk driver you're gonna wish you had called his company!! And "eesh", yes he lives in "hoodbridge" in a nice house with the co-owner, but his mentality is to help the community, not to have "bling bling", so while you work ur ass off to be all flashy, he saved all of his. The djs at papermoon make well over 2k a week, thats probably what you make in a month huh? And while the others do buy brand new Mercedes with that money, he saved it and drove his p.o.s truck (im sorry if u see this alan but it is a shitty truck lol) so he could save everything he made. But if i know alan well enough i can promise you he's not gonna waste his time on this forum "spamming" or checking on what people say about him, he's out there trying to run his business and make sure dumbasses like you don't get behind the wheel after drinking. And Lauren i'm glad ur proud of what you "started", but i'll answer the question for you, yes, it is a legit business.... I'm not gonna start a battle of cursing and calling names cause i'll know its what is gonna turn into so i'm writing this and forgetting about it, knock yourselves out, i would like to see who's the first child to start the name dropping and disrespecting.

PS: Alan if you do read this, which i doubt, please do not waste your time responding, what you're doing is amazing and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 05, 2011 09:25PM

oh hell no Wrote:
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> i was a regular over at pm for years and
> personally have met Alan, he worked there for 3
> years and saved enough money to start Safe Ride.
> Shame on you guys for bashing him for what he
> does. If you ever lose a friend or a family member
> cause of a dumbass drunk driver you're gonna wish
> you had called his company!! And "eesh", yes he
> lives in "hoodbridge" in a nice house with the
> co-owner, but his mentality is to help the
> community, not to have "bling bling", so while you
> work ur ass off to be all flashy, he saved all of
> his. The djs at papermoon make well over 2k a
> week, thats probably what you make in a month huh?
> And while the others do buy brand new Mercedes
> with that money, he saved it and drove his p.o.s
> truck (im sorry if u see this alan but it is a
> shitty truck lol) so he could save everything he
> made. But if i know alan well enough i can promise
> you he's not gonna waste his time on this forum
> "spamming" or checking on what people say about
> him, he's out there trying to run his business and
> make sure dumbasses like you don't get behind the
> wheel after drinking. And Lauren i'm glad ur proud
> of what you "started", but i'll answer the
> question for you, yes, it is a legit business....
> I'm not gonna start a battle of cursing and
> calling names cause i'll know its what is gonna
> turn into so i'm writing this and forgetting about
> it, knock yourselves out, i would like to see
> who's the first child to start the name dropping
> and disrespecting.
>
> PS: Alan if you do read this, which i doubt,
> please do not waste your time responding, what
> you're doing is amazing and don't let anyone tell
> you otherwise!!




Thanks Alan for yet another sockpuppet endorsement of your business, and thanks for confirming that you live with roommates in Woodbridge while claiming that you have enough income to buy a $100k Mercedes.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Eesh Circle of gay love ()
Date: September 05, 2011 09:54PM

eesh Wrote:
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>
> No matter what I drive


The only thing you drive is penis up your ass.


Im not living with roommates in the worst part
of Woodbridge.


You're probably living in Dupont Circle with your gay "housemates" and domestic partners.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Pop Tarts Unlimited ()
Date: September 05, 2011 10:12PM

eesh Wrote:

> No matter what I drive, I'm not living with
> roommates in the worst part of Woodbridge.


That's right...you live rent free in mommy and daddy's basement.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: victimized ()
Date: September 06, 2011 02:08PM

No, this is not a legit business!! I tried their service once and the driver stopped a few miles from my house and tried to extort money from me. Stay away!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRideVA is BS? ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:20PM

I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute girl (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the guy whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not sure if that's true - can anyone verify??

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:29PM

SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
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> I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute girl
> (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the guy
> whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not sure
> if that's true - can anyone verify??


Stfu, eesh...you're just jealous becsuse you got kicked out of paper moon by the DJ after taking your dick out in VIP and then goosing the male bathroom attendant on your way out.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRideVA is for rapists ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:35PM

SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
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> I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute girl
> (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the guy
> whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not sure
> if that's true - can anyone verify??


I heard that too. SafeRideVA employs sex offenders and drug addicts.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:49PM

SafeRideVA is for rapists Wrote:
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> SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> > lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute
> girl
> > (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the
> guy
> > whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not
> sure
> > if that's true - can anyone verify??
>
>
> I heard that too. SafeRideVA employs sex offenders
> and drug addicts.



Eesh slipped a dancer a roofie in the rum and coke he bought her before he whipped his dick out in VIP. He then had the nerve to ask for a to go box for his free lunch he got during the day.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: SafeRideVA is for rapists ()
Date: September 06, 2011 03:53PM

Who the fuck is eesh and who the fuck cares what he did at that shitty club paper moon?

Stop spamming this site or I'll digitally shit all over your business. Bad reviews are easy to put up, hard to pull down.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 04:03PM

SafeRideVA is for rapists Wrote:
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> Who the fuck is eesh and who the fuck cares what
> he did at that shitty club paper moon?
>
> Stop spamming this site or I'll digitally shit all
> over your business. Bad reviews are easy to put
> up, hard to pull down.


Fuck you eesh...you think it's funny to post the dj's pics and personal info...the same can be done to you. Are you even aware of how big Alan is? He is huge and could crush you like a beer can.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 04:57PM

SafeRideVA is for rapists Wrote:
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> SafeRideVA is BS? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I've heard a rumor that someone has a pending
> > lawsuit against them? Apparently some cute
> girl
> > (drunk) needed them to drive her home and the
> guy
> > whipped out his dick and demanded a BJ. Not
> sure
> > if that's true - can anyone verify??
>
>
> I heard that too. SafeRideVA employs sex offenders
> and drug addicts.


Both of these anonymous post are from an asshole named eesh. Apparently, he likes posting pics and personal info of people with legit businesses and trashing them with shitty fake reviews online. I did some searches on this site and apparently this eesh ass is named william zumwal.t He works at some place
called MPRI. I wonder what he would think if people called his work and complained about him?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Questionable ()
Date: September 06, 2011 05:08PM

I think what this company is offering is much needed and a valuable service. If it is run well and marketed appropriately I would think it would be successful.

That said, I resent the portrayal of the company as "as a Public Safety Project to safeguard the life and property of our fellow citizens of Washington DC Metro area." It is clearly a for-profit company, meant to make money. It is also rather strange that they ask for donations as if it is a 501(3)c.

But mostly, I'll steer clear because of the Paper Moon connection. I can't help but feel that anyone connected to that place is somehow tainted and up to no good.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 06, 2011 06:04PM

Fuck eesh Wrote:
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>
>
> Both of these anonymous post are from an asshole
> named eesh. Apparently, he likes posting pics and
> personal info of people with legit businesses and
> trashing them with shitty fake reviews online. I
> did some searches on this site and apparently this
> eesh ass is named william zumwal.t He works at
> some place
> called MPRI. I wonder what he would think if
> people called his work and complained about him?
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Mikeymike ()
Date: September 06, 2011 11:52PM

You (and your pals) better have thick skin before peddling your shit here. You underground kids maka me raff.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 06, 2011 11:57PM

Questionable Wrote:
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> I think what this company is offering is much
> needed and a valuable service. If it is run well
> and marketed appropriately I would think it would
> be successful.
>
> That said, I resent the portrayal of the company
> as "as a Public Safety Project to safeguard the
> life and property of our fellow citizens of
> Washington DC Metro area." It is clearly a
> for-profit company, meant to make money. It is
> also rather strange that they ask for donations as
> if it is a 501(3)c.
>
> But mostly, I'll steer clear because of the Paper
> Moon connection. I can't help but feel that
> anyone connected to that place is somehow tainted
> and up to no good.


Agreed. This is not a NFP but the business plan is solid when marketing to urban folks. Simply, their drivers should be regulated just like any other hack licensee. Then again, when I hire a chauffeur I expect discretion. But yet again; Ive never been a SWF in a limo alone....

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Posted by: chuckhoffmann ()
Date: September 07, 2011 04:33AM

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Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/26/2015 01:22PM by chuckhoffmann.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: bigasspanda ()
Date: September 07, 2011 10:51AM

eesh looks like a pussy.

and you should stop peddling your fucking safe ride business here

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 07, 2011 11:09AM

Fuck EESH, Im a better shot than him. Lest he wants one square in the dome; he better stay far away from me.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: sigh! ()
Date: September 07, 2011 02:53PM

So can I call Safe Ride and ask for a hot chickie to drive me home? Maybe she could demand a little money, too...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Ron Jeremy ()
Date: September 07, 2011 03:11PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Fuck EESH, Im a better shot than him. Lest he
> wants one square in the dome...


Eesh loves getting money shots square to the dome.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2011 06:16PM

chuckhoffmann Wrote:
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> The MPRI address is for Zumzum, pere, who lives in
> Lorton. Zumzum, fils is a student at Mary
> Washington University.




You're an idiot.




> This scared me enough that I don't talk to him or
> about him any more, and unless you're looking for
> the same sort of attention, I recommend you do the
> same.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Fuck eesh ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:31PM

eesh Wrote:
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> chuckhoffmann Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > The MPRI address is for Zumzum, pere, who lives
> in
> > Lorton. Zumzum, fils is a student at Mary
> > Washington University.
>
>
>
> You're an idiot.


You're a faggot.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Thedude ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:42PM

Woodbridge is shit. that's where mutants live and not the cool ones.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Thedude ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:46PM

Has anyone ever heard of a girl named malila smith that wonders the streets? and no she's not my mom.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Alan Guevara ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:15AM

Ok guys, i keep getting phone calls about this and how i should say something. Well, I have no need to defend myself or my business from fake accusations, we have no law suits against me or the company, and if you do not believe me you can go on the county web sites and look it up, they are public records. I do not advertise here first of all, i did it once last year and got nothing but hateful comments and i just don't want to deal with negativity like that. Everything that has been said about my business on here is a lie, none of my drivers have EVER done any of the things mentioned, if that was the case i'm sure safe ride would be more popular cause it would make the news don't ya think? Also, Eesh, or William, what you have done only shows you're level of maturity, but thanks for showing the world who i am and where i live, because i'm actually proud of where i come from and what i have started in order to help my community. I no longer work for papermoon, haven't since January, i saved my money and started my business. It is NOT a 501 c3, after losing a close friend due to alcohol i decided to just go for a regular LLC because a 501 would have taken 6 months to obtain IF granted one, and i wanted to start this service asap. So no loans, no grants, just my life savings. And to whoever said i am huge and could crush him like a can lol, i am definitely not an aggressive person but you apparently do know me or at least seen me before lol. Guys please realize that what this is doing is nothing but creating a bad name for a good service so that YOU and YOUR loved ones are safe on the road, and i can promise you that not a dime goes in my pocket, or at least not yet, everything we make goes straight back into it to advertise and let more people know what we do. I do NOT wish to "spam" here, i learned last year that it is highly looked down on in here, and have stopped ever since. If you actually have any questions or concerns feel free to call me, my number is 571 374 8363. I hope you guys have a good day, and "eesh", William, get rid of the negativity my man, you will realize that when you do good, the outcome is a lot more rewarding. Hit us up whenever you are ready to try us out.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: hahahaha meet "EESH" ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:55AM

Idk Alan, he does look pretty bad ass.....HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:16AM

Alan Guevara Wrote:
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> I hope you guys have a good day, and
> "eesh", William, get rid of the negativity my man,
> you will realize that when you do good, the
> outcome is a lot more rewarding. Hit us up
> whenever you are ready to try us out.




No, I'll never need your service, and you're not doing any good, you just think that you found a niche market driving drunks home. Anyone that has to use sockpuppets to advertise their business is as plain old douchebag.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh is a moron ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:29AM

eesh Wrote:
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> Alan Guevara Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I hope you guys have a good day, and
> > "eesh", William, get rid of the negativity my
> man,
> > you will realize that when you do good, the
> > outcome is a lot more rewarding. Hit us up
> > whenever you are ready to try us out.
>
>
>
>
> No, I'll never need your service, and you're not
> doing any good, you just think that you found a
> niche market driving drunks home. Anyone that has
> to use sockpuppets to advertise their business is
> as plain old douchebag.

Ur so stupid dude, don't you realize that EVERYONE uses sock puppets to advertise, even commercials that say "i lost 20 lbs on jenny craig", you think they ever walked into a jenny craig office? lol, come on man get real. Obviously what the guy is doing is a good idea, just not for retards like you cause ur mad u didn't think of it first. Go drink a beer or a dozen, then drive home... On the back roads tho, don't take anyone with you. At least it will teach others around u to not do it, and keeps you out of the gene pool.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 11:43AM

eesh is a moron Wrote:
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> Obviously what the guy is
> doing is a good idea, just not for retards like
> you cause ur mad u didn't think of it first. Go
> drink a beer or a dozen, then drive home...



1.) Not everyone drinks.

2.) Taxis can be as inexpensive as your service.

3.) You are a DJ that works at Paper Moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik from Paper Moon! ()
Date: September 08, 2011 12:20PM

Yes I am the DJ from Paper Moon my name is Mark & yes I drive an E55 AMG Benz which I'm sure u have never even sat in a Benz! My $ is made legit! Alan has taken his $ and did something good with it he provides a great service for the area and u dumbass ppl are gonna knock him for that? I have beento his house if that's the worst part of Woodbridge damn hate to see the good part. Eesh or whatever ur name is (which I'm sure is a former stripper fired for drugs or something) go find something better to do with your life than bashing a good guy for doing a good service. So however asked the original ques YES safe ride is the best way to go if u are drinking! Don't drive it's not worth it!! I LOVE HATERS!! Ppl like you make me laugh

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:09PM

DJ Magik from Paper Moon! Wrote:
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> Yes I am the DJ from Paper Moon my name is Mark &
> yes I drive an E55 AMG Benz...




Before you said you drove an SL500, now it turned into an E55?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magick in the middle ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:09PM

A simple google search of "dj magik paper moon" revealed this winning photo of the hybrid Fabio/ WWF looking wrestler...Nice eyeshadow, faggot!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:38PM

PLEASE tell me that this is actually the dude. OMG. Wow. You have got to be kidding me. What is he 5' 3"?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: The plot thickens... ()
Date: September 08, 2011 01:44PM

DJ Magik from Paper Moon! Wrote:
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>Eesh or whatever ur name is (which I'm sure is a former
> stripper fired for drugs or something)


So eesh is a tranny who got fired from paper moon once they found his "package?"


Good God, the rabbit hole never ends...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: R6y ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:00PM

Alan and Mike are both awesome guys, I don't give a damn what anyone here says because FFU has a bunch of trolls that have nothing better in life to do than bash other people. Not to mention that it is all completely anonymous except for the one legit thing someone is trying to do to help others. Wow people, get a life. Eesh looks like he weighs 90lbs soaking wet, who cares what he says or does.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ FAGIT ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:34PM

JBass Wrote:
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> PLEASE tell me that this is actually the dude.
> OMG. Wow. You have got to be kidding me. What is
> he 5' 3"?


Google "dj majik paper moon" and you will see the make up wearing Vince Neil look-a-like is really DJ MAGIK from Paper Moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: lol haters ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:43PM

DJ Magick in the middle Wrote:
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> A simple google search of "dj magik paper moon"
> revealed this winning photo of the hybrid Fabio/
> WWF looking wrestler...Nice eyeshadow, faggot!
>
> .


this "faggot" gets more ass than you could even dream about you fucking hater, when's the last time you fucked a hot girl? not counting the ones you have had to pay.... Or are you married to a sea monster that lost her looks after her first year of marriage? is that y u are so mad at life? these dudes have the dream life, hot women, good money, party for a living, they meet celebrities, and one of them even started his own business? shit, sounds to me like u guys are the ones with a sad life.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 02:55PM

lol haters Wrote:
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> DJ Magick in the middle Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > A simple google search of "dj magik paper moon"
> > revealed this winning photo of the hybrid
> Fabio/
> > WWF looking wrestler...Nice eyeshadow, faggot!
> >
> > .
>
>
> this "faggot" gets more ass than you could even
> dream about you fucking hater, when's the last
> time you fucked a hot girl? not counting the ones
> you have had to pay.... Or are you married to a
> sea monster that lost her looks after her first
> year of marriage? is that y u are so mad at life?
> these dudes have the dream life, hot women, good
> money, party for a living, they meet celebrities,
> and one of them even started his own business?
> shit, sounds to me like u guys are the ones with a
> sad life.


If that dude fucks fine tail, Its because he has something they want. Based on the haggard look of his face, Imma go out on a limb that it is drugs. Lots of drugs. Also, it is comical that you talk about paying girls to fuck while referencing a guy that gets tail from Paper Moon bitches. This guy doesn't party that hard, I've never seen that troll before in my life. Unless of course you mean he hangs, parties and fucks in Springfield, Woodbridge and Manassas.

Banging overrated, slovenly club groupies does not get points in my book.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:01PM

JBass Wrote:
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> This guy doesn't party that hard, I've
> never seen that troll before in my life.




Because you've been to every party in DC, New York, Miami, Vegas, and LA.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:03PM

eesh Wrote:
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> JBass Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > This guy doesn't party that hard, I've
> > never seen that troll before in my life.
>
>
>
>
> Because you've been to every party in DC, New
> York, Miami, Vegas, and LA.

He's not a fucking celebrity, dipshit.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: geronimo1 ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:33PM

JBass Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JBass Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > This guy doesn't party that hard, I've
> > > never seen that troll before in my life.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Because you've been to every party in DC, New
> > York, Miami, Vegas, and LA.
>
> He's not a fucking celebrity, dipshit.

And neither are you, fuckwit. Although your wife gets some mention amongst the 7-11 Asst. Manager crowd. They like her ready, willing, and able fuckwit snatch.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: holy shit ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:36PM

Apparently this dude is a pretty big deal tho, he was at Ultra Music Fest in miami last year and has his own stage!!! If you don;t know what that is google it, its a pretty big thing.

And lol Eesh apparently if you don't go to the places that JBass goes to party then ur nobody lmao!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:42PM

Jbass with his groupies.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:44PM

Oh, Geronimoe. What ever will we do with you? You are getting less original with every passing day. Thats pretty sad considering your lack of wit and humor from the get go.

Also, no. I dont claim to be a Celebrity. I just claim that I go out more than most people and do hang out at many different popular spots. Simply put, the guy is a nobody in NOVA and I find it very hard to believe he is Jet-Setting to party hot spots nationwide.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:45PM

Im a tad larger than that EESH. Thanks for all the attention, though. Im blushing!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:47PM

JBass Wrote:
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> Im a tad larger than that EESH.
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 03:52PM

Somewhere in between.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Idiot ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:30PM

holy shit Wrote:
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> Apparently this dude is a pretty big deal tho, he
> was at Ultra Music Fest in miami last year and has
> his own stage!!! If you don;t know what that is
> google it, its a pretty big thing.



DJ Magik is an internationally known DJ from Belgium who spun at Ultra.


DJ Majick is a no name dj from paper moon.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: No stupid ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:43PM

its him u fucking moron!! I saw him!! long curly blonde hair, had a tent in the vip and was spinning live.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Johnny Walker ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:52PM

Are you telling me those Jenny Craig commercials are fake?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Idiot ()
Date: September 08, 2011 04:56PM

No stupid Wrote:
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> its him u fucking moron!! I saw him!! long curly
> blonde hair, had a tent in the vip and was
> spinning live.


Google dj magik ultra festival and check the images, dumbass...magik is from Belgium and has short hair. Why the fuck would he dj fulltime at a strip club in springfield va?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: ur so stupid ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:07PM

how much would you like to bet? i was there dude!!! i even have pictures!! And if i made 2k cash a week in a strip club, uh, i would do it part time too!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Too much of a coincidence ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:23PM

ur so stupid Wrote:
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> how much would you like to bet? i was there
> dude!!! i even have pictures!! And if i made 2k
> cash a week in a strip club, uh, i would do it
> part time too!!!!


And I should believe you, an unverified anonymous source who could be lying, over google?


you saw him at ultra and just happen to be here today? bullshit!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:41PM

Who is this Dumb Fuck???? Bro Ive partied with more celebrities than u would ever dream of I moved here from LA & Lived in Miami for yes & have DJ'd in Vegas the reason I live here is cause I do Make $2-3,000 a week.. yes I did Spin at Ultra And have been with them for 7 yrs u stupid FUCK!!!!!!! I.m sure you are the TOOL BOX standing in the corner of the club Creeping chicks all night!! and the pic you posted of me is with a FUCKING celebrity so thanks!!!! Like I said earlier I LOVE HATERS!!!! keep on hating bro! I will keep doing what I'm Doing at making all the $!! if ur such a BAD ASS I wrk $ Days a week at paper moon I'm easy to find

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:51PM

Heres My ALL ACCESS BADGE!!!!!!! HERES my tickets to ULTRA!! NPTICE TOP LEFT CORNER you fucking MORON it says DJ MAGIK... yes both All access & Tics!!!! shit why dont I post a pic of me & LIL John??? why not for all the haters!!!
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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:54PM

Once again PPL talking shit but I can back mine 100% !!!!! now talk more shit & u can find me 8-2:30 Tues - Fri !!!!!!!! like I said I can back my shit up!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: i told ya... ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:57PM

Uh , hmm, how do i say this, IN YO FACE!!!! lol sorry i had to

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:59PM

by the way there is another DJ Magik But I'm the one in the US and yes have done Vegas LA Miami NYC & I DJ Paper Moon Cause like I said I make $2-3000 a week more than u make in 2 months that I PROMISE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes I did have my own tent at Ultra that is very true I could careless if u believe it or not cause u will always hide under ur made up name come face to face I have NO PROBLEM with that at all!!!!!!!! I'm sure that will never happen cause PUSSIES hide

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Bullshit ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:00PM

Real famous dj's get paid $3000 per hour not per week at a shitty strip club in springfield. Who is the "famous" guy named evan in that pic anyway?


DJ Magik Wrote:
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> Who is this Dumb Fuck???? Bro Ive partied with
> more celebrities than u would ever dream of I
> moved here from LA & Lived in Miami for yes & have
> DJ'd in Vegas the reason I live here is cause I do
> Make $2-3,000 a week.. yes I did Spin at Ultra And
> have been with them for 7 yrs u stupid FUCK!!!!!!!
> I.m sure you are the TOOL BOX standing in the
> corner of the club Creeping chicks all night!! and
> the pic you posted of me is with a FUCKING
> celebrity so thanks!!!! Like I said earlier I
> LOVE HATERS!!!! keep on hating bro! I will keep
> doing what I'm Doing at making all the $!! if ur
> such a BAD ASS I wrk $ Days a week at paper moon
> I'm easy to find

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: oh wow!! ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:01PM

Damn Magik showed you guys! you go boy! I am a believer now! pics prove it all

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:06PM

Bullshit Wrote:
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> Real famous dj's get paid $3000 per hour not per
> week at a shitty strip club in springfield. Who is
> the "famous" guy named evan in that pic anyway?
>
>
> DJ Magik Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Who is this Dumb Fuck???? Bro Ive partied with
> > more celebrities than u would ever dream of I
> > moved here from LA & Lived in Miami for yes &
> have
> > DJ'd in Vegas the reason I live here is cause I
> do
> > Make $2-3,000 a week.. yes I did Spin at Ultra
> And
> > have been with them for 7 yrs u stupid
> FUCK!!!!!!!
> > I.m sure you are the TOOL BOX standing in the
> > corner of the club Creeping chicks all night!!
> and
> > the pic you posted of me is with a FUCKING
> > celebrity so thanks!!!! Like I said earlier I
> > LOVE HATERS!!!! keep on hating bro! I will keep
> > doing what I'm Doing at making all the $!! if
> ur
> > such a BAD ASS I wrk $ Days a week at paper
> moon
> > I'm easy to find


You my friend... Are a retard.... If you knew were you were talking about you would know they get paid by the gig, not hourly.... and i'm sorry but 12k a month is not something that you will probably ever see

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: So impressed ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:15PM

Wow, D.J. I'm so impressed by the money you make from tip-outs from Grade C strippers in a bottom of the barrel club. You must be proud to make money off a bunch of drug-addicted whores.

I bet your Mom and your celebrity friends are impressed, too.

Keep this up and you'll sink your friend Alan's business for all time. Maybe you should share your next stack of sweaty one dollar bills with him to make up for it.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:29PM

lol those "c grade strippers" are models on the side that get paid well, some of them have even made Playboy.... Now, if those are grade "c" does your wife, or perhaps yourself, qualify as maybe a "z grade" looking woman?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj bullshit artist ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:35PM

Djs get paid by the set and when you break it down famous djs get 3 k per hour,dumbass. Ur not famous thats why it takes you a week and a half to make that!


As far as your ultra pass goes...your badge says staff which means you worked a regular staff positon....probably fetching water for real djs. If you were performing your badge would say artist or performer/talent...not staff.

You worked the show and received a comped pass...big deal, you lying loser.

As far as the pic with lil john goes....some ghetto rapper went to paper moon while in town...so fucking what?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: that guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:53PM

how retarded can you be? big name dj's do one, maybe 2 hour shows MAX and thats it!!! and they can make anywhere from 50k to 500k for the gig.... I would suggest you stop talking about something you don't know..... And you're missing the point that this guy is making well over 100k a year, how much do you make? and "some ghetto rapper"? LMFAO!!! that ghetto rapper is worth more than you and your entire family put together, and times it by 50, and he's STILL worth more... What im trying to say, is that you're worthless, and should just walk away and stop talking out of your ass. Remember, it is better for people to ASSUME ur a dumbass than to open your mouth and remove all doubt...

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: In that case ()
Date: September 08, 2011 06:58PM

In that case, "that guy" you've already said too much.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:01PM

I never claimed to be Tiesto or Deadmau5 yes those guys do make that kind of $ but I promise you , you've never seen $12,000 a month that's for sure or drive. E55 AMG Benz.. As far as my mom yes she is very proud of me.. I met Lil John at Club Liv in the Foutaine Bleu in Miami which u will never step foot in cause u can't afford to even walk in the place flipping Burgers for a living!! &&&& if Paper Moon was a shit hole why would Lil John come there?? Hide behind ur keyboard you big PUSSY!!!! Cause a real man would step up to the plate!! Cause we all know now u are a BIG PUSSY!! Also if I worked for ultra why would my tic say DJ Magik!?!?! Damn u are stupid as fuck.. So hide u little BITCH now let me go make in 1 night what u make all week flipping burgers!! Bye you little BITCH!!! Oh yeah as far as messing with Alans business trust me he will be JUST fine that we all know!!! Bye again u little BITCH!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ broke homeless guy ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:03PM

Dj Magik Wrote:
---
>yes I did have my own tent
> at Ultra that is very true


That's because your broke ass couldn't afford a hotel in South Beach! Lol

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:12PM

IM broke?!? Lmao that's why I drive a E55 AmG Benz!!! Yeah ok... And I said at the fountain Bleu in Miami which I know for a fact u have never stepped foot in!! Bro u are sounding more stupid everytime u speak! Gonna say it again hide behind ur keyboard u big pussy!!!! Or better yet u little BITCH!!! Cause we know all u gonna do is hide

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:30PM

Oh yeah u asked who Evan Was?? Wow I understand u prob don't get out much sitting in ur moms basement Blogging all day but Evan is a singer of one of the best Rock groups in this country & also the star of the #1 series on cable TV! Oh yeah u prob don't have cable & if u do ur prob stealing it somehow..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ ConMan ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:34PM

The dj magic who spun at ultra is black, so unless you suffer from Vitilligo like Michael Jackson, you couldn't have gone from black to white.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:57PM

Haha, you claim to be famous and make 12K a month. I honestly dont care where you have spun. I hope you do make 12K a month. I hope you think that's great. Fuck it, I want to believe you but please explain what the earlier poster said about your "staff" pass.

Lets assume you are legit; why the fuck are you on here bragging about $150k per year? That doesn't impress too many people in this town. Are you bored, do you have something to prove?

EDIT: If you are indeed Swedish, I apologize for making fun of your hair and stature.

My google search comes up with nothing from you at Ultra.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/08/2011 08:00PM by JBass.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 07:57PM

Once again u show how dumb u really are!!! There is no Black DJ Magik & he damn sure didn't spin at Ultra Music Festival..it's ok Lil bitch keep hating all u want I know where I have spun at & where I will be nxt March 23,24,& 25!! So keep hating I love it!!! It's funny I tracked down the black DJ Magik asked him for his all access pass & tics just to prove to u morons.. Lmao ok.. Just like my girl just said why do I even care what losers think.. Have a hot chick nice condo in Tysons Corner, fat ass car why do I care what low life's think?? Cause u lil bitches will never step forward.. How many times u gonna let somebody call u a lil bitch??? As many times as u want cause u will NEVER do shit about it u lil bitch!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:00PM

I never claimed to be famous!! Somebody said I didn't Spin at Ultra & I put proof on the table I did.. That's all now go back to flipping Burgers & leave it alone!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: Dj Chunky ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:03PM

Dj magik should be renamed dj porkchop!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:04PM

This I to funny.. Do ur research moron The black DJ magic is spelled just like that!!! Not DJ Magik.. More u talk the dumber u get

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:04PM

Fair enough. You are a Swedish DJ who makes $150K per year. Your girl doesnt work (based on your cocky attitude, im assuming) add an AMG and your rent, Drugs, travel, vacation,

I want to believe you, hell. I do. Im just not impressed by your numbers... Your lifestyle may leave something to be envious about, but you fly coach.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:10PM

No I'm not Swedish & yes she does wrk! Be enveous all u want I'm just stating facts & NO I don't rent it's all mine.. All I know is ur going nowhere with this! Cause u will always hide behind that keyboard that's a FACT!!!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:11PM

Also, No google search I have done has turned up one pic of you. Pleae share a link. Prove your point.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ shortbus ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:11PM

Answer the question dj retard.....why does your pass say staff?

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:12PM

That's all u got?? I fly coach?? That cracks me up..

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:15PM

They all say staff dumbass!!! That's the badges u get! Why does my tic say DJ Magik??? Keep hating!! I'm living it! Once again lil Bitch!!

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:15PM

Posted by: Dj Magik ()
Date: September 08, 2011 05:54PM

"Once again PPL talking shit but I can back mine 100% !!!!! now talk more shit & u can find me 8-2:30 Tues - Fri !!!!!!!! like I said I can back my shit up!!"

Are you posting from the "club"? Get the fuck outta here.

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Re: Is this a legit business?
Posted by: JBass ()
Date: September 08, 2011 08:18PM

No, Show me a link to any website anywhere that has a pic of you at Ultra. The Coach comment was just meant to egg you on..... It worked.

Google bitch. Show me a link. Im getting bored. Its pouring and Im not going out. You have all noght to post a link. I have pics of me with athletes and celebs but that doesnt make me a pro football player.

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