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FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance Bedrock ()
Date: August 25, 2011 07:25PM

Hello,

I am hosting swinger parties twice a month in the fairfax county area. If you are interested in participating in any of this erotic fun please send an email to lance.bedrock@yahoo.com with Swingers Party in the subject. The party is completely free for all females and any couples. Single Men must pay an entry fee. No Homos Gays thugs etc etc.

Thanks

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Ron Jeremy ()
Date: August 25, 2011 07:59PM

What? You mean to tell me that you're going to charge me an entrance fee? I'm da king of porn.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: JOHN HOLMES ()
Date: August 25, 2011 08:16PM

no your not....

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: TankRizzo ()
Date: August 25, 2011 08:28PM

Nah, fake. Try again.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: CERTenly445555 ()
Date: August 25, 2011 09:06PM

This bes for real?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Ron Jeremy ()
Date: August 25, 2011 09:15PM

JOHN HOLMES Wrote:
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> no your not....

Uh, John ... yes, I am Ron Jeremy. In fact, you're dead. How can YOU be posting here?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Steven Stud Muffin ()
Date: August 25, 2011 11:25PM

"No Homos Gays thugs etc etc."

nice touch at the end

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance Bedrock ()
Date: August 26, 2011 10:31AM

This is very real! email for more info

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Whoohhoo ()
Date: August 26, 2011 11:21AM

There's a party in my pants and I'm cumming.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 26, 2011 02:43PM

I went to one of these a few years ago, I was by far the best looking guy there and all the women were either thin old meth addicts or heffers so I just left.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: CERTently555445 ()
Date: August 26, 2011 06:51PM

What is hefners?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Warhawk ()
Date: August 26, 2011 08:16PM

Something tells me that somebody is waking up in a tub of ice and missing a kidney if they follow through on that invite.

__________________________________
That's not a ladybug, that's a cannapiller.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: methy methy ()
Date: August 26, 2011 10:57PM

sometimes meth heads give the best head cause they have no teeth and have good skinny bodies like porn stars wait porn stars are meth heads too so.... , that's some logic shit right there

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: August 27, 2011 09:34AM

CERTently555445 Wrote:
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> What is hefners?


Heifer, misspelled it.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance Bedrock ()
Date: August 27, 2011 10:17AM

The single females that usually attend are between the ages of 21-30, and there will be at least 2-3 attractive females.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Johnny Wadd ()
Date: August 27, 2011 11:51AM

Can I come and cum?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: CERtenly5556444 ()
Date: August 27, 2011 11:52AM

That is good age for CERt but not to meats people in hotels rooms. This no sounds good.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance BedRock ()
Date: August 30, 2011 03:23PM

Please email lance.bedrock@yahoo.com for more info

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance BedRock ()
Date: August 30, 2011 03:29PM

email lance.bedrock@yahoo for more information

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: August 30, 2011 07:15PM

Go away Lance.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Moot ()
Date: August 31, 2011 02:58AM

Sounds like a setup to be raped by some dude who just got outta prison...nice try, homo.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2011 02:59AM by Moot.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: postpoppunk ()
Date: August 31, 2011 03:26AM

I think one of you "internet-ninjas" should follow up on this...email good ole' Lance - get the location, then spam the shit out of CraigsList' to send as many fucking psycho people to this "party" as possible.

Of course, let the CraigsList' psychos know that it is FREE for everyone and BOOM a hundred + walking rejects at the door of Sir Lance likes Cock'.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance BedRock ()
Date: September 07, 2011 08:55PM

Party scheduled for saturday 9/10/11.....if any of yall are interested. email for info lance.bedrock@yahoo.com

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance BedRock ()
Date: September 10, 2011 08:57PM

Party today went so well that we are having another one tomorrow 12-2:30 in the the mount vernon area of Alexandria. Email lance.bedrock@yahoo.com for information on attending the party.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: September 10, 2011 09:21PM

You're having a swingers party for a measly 2 and a half hours? In the middle of the freaking day? Lame.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: gf-rugger ()
Date: September 10, 2011 10:33PM

If anyone does hear about a party attended by "Hefners", please let me know...sure to be lots of hotties in attendance...

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: YeahRight ()
Date: September 10, 2011 10:36PM

Lance Bedrock Wrote:
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> The single females that usually attend are between
> the ages of 21-30, and there will be at least 2-3
> attractive females.

Don't you mean the type of females you desperately want to attend the party are attractive females 21-30.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: bloomers ()
Date: September 11, 2011 08:14AM

Enough of this conversation already.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: BigJohn ()
Date: September 11, 2011 08:51AM

Lance:

Your mother called. There are two dicks still stuck in her cunt, and the dildo in her ass has disapperaed inside, so get your cock out of her mouth and help her out, you ungrateful bastard!

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Shadow ()
Date: September 11, 2011 12:53PM

I know. All the over 50, fat, frumpy and dumpy types should show up. Lance is probably 19, still living at home and thinking some hot babe is going to show up.


Even better if it's all guys.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: CERTenly345676 ()
Date: September 12, 2011 09:33AM

This thread makes no sense, what are these people swinging from?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: FlameOn ()
Date: September 12, 2011 09:45AM

They're swinging away from Lance's wild fantasy sex orgies.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: CERTenly345676 ()
Date: September 12, 2011 09:47AM

This sadden me

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Orgie ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:57PM

CERTenly345676 Wrote:
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> This sadden me

Oh come on. You know you enjoy a good orgy just like the next girl!

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Rob(b) ()
Date: September 12, 2011 12:58PM

hey apple

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: not an organ donor ()
Date: September 12, 2011 04:08PM

So what happens at these parties? You show up, pay, scout out the pickings and then find a corner to noodle in? Spill the beans...

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Ava ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:04PM

Hi Guys, My name is Ava and I am from Argentina!! I Absolutely Love To Have Fun!! I am 5'10 tall and I weigh 115 pounds. I have long brown hair and brown eyes! My measurements are 34B,24,34. I Love to Mesmerize my clients in my sessions with my Sensual and Erotic Touch! Come on over to see me you won't regret it!!!!! ! Please Understand that I Do Not discuss my services At All! I Am Not A Massage Therapist!
703-541-0176

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: OpenLane ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:07PM

Ava Wrote:
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> Hi Guys, My name is Ava and I am from Argentina!!
> I Absolutely Love To Have Fun!! I am 5'10 tall and
> I weigh 115 pounds. I have long brown hair and
> brown eyes! My measurements are 34B,24,34. I Love
> to Mesmerize my clients in my sessions with my
> Sensual and Erotic Touch! Come on over to see me
> you won't regret it!!!!! ! Please Understand that
> I Do Not discuss my services At All! I Am Not A
> Massage Therapist!
> 703-541-0176

Ava are you cheaper than paying for one of Lances "swingers" parties?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: DJ Magik ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:11PM

Can I cum?? Im used to paying for it!

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: ava ()
Date: September 13, 2011 03:26PM

Hi Guys, My name is Ava Maria and I am from Argentina!!

I Absolutely Love To Have Fun!!

I am 5'10 tall and I weigh 115 pounds.

I have long brown hair and brown eyes!

My measurements are 34B,24,34.



I Love to Mesmerize my clients in my sessions with my Sensual and Erotic Touch! Come on over to see me you won't regret it!!!!! ! Please Understand that I Do Not discuss my services At All! I Am Not A Massage Therapist!
703-541-0176

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Lance BedRock ()
Date: September 13, 2011 04:00PM

These parties are thrown twice a month, and/or on demand if enough people are interested. Ava you are more than welcome to contact me and join in on the fun! I will let you guys know when the next one is scheduled. email me at lance.bedrock@yahoo.com

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: DJ RAMAROD ()
Date: September 13, 2011 04:07PM

Yo bitch I love a swinger party. I can do the catering, hopefully the oil of my ethnic food does not seep through your pours while fornicating profusely. I will serve up with reckless abandon, curry balls that will have all the hoes swinging from my hot and elongated testicles!

How about SE style curry enchiladas?

I know I know....go fuck myself!

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Terry ()
Date: September 19, 2011 06:00PM

Swinging is about having fun! Forget Fairfax, ever thought of coming to Costa Rica to be free to see, feel and film the fun? Check out www.swingersclubcostarica.com and these cool lifestyle resorts - www.copacabanadesirehotel.com and www.hoteldesirecostarica.com!

Cheers, Terry

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Kim ()
Date: October 01, 2011 06:29PM

I've been to a couple of the swinger parties in Costa Rica and they were a blast. We usually swinger with some couples we know here in Chantilly. It's just easier.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: October 01, 2011 09:19PM

Sounds like a blast. I wAnna go lance1!

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: HUge Hefner ()
Date: October 02, 2011 09:12AM

This really sounds like something mr. misery should give a try. Get him out of that funk he's been in lately. But the burning/itching situation might be drawback

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: No ASSault for me ()
Date: October 03, 2011 08:49AM

A real swinger party doesn't allow single men, and it doesn't charge a cover. This is either some hooker party or a place where any single guy will end up with a ball gag in his mouth bent over a table.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: LanceInPants ()
Date: October 03, 2011 09:40AM

Agreed. Charging a cover for males to attend the orgy sounds alot like hiring hookers.

True, if a cover wasn't charged their would be a line around the block to gang bang the ladies, but a cover?

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: FFXSwinger ()
Date: January 20, 2012 10:32AM

LanceInPants Wrote:
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> Agreed. Charging a cover for males to attend the
> orgy sounds alot like hiring hookers.
>
> True, if a cover wasn't charged their would be a
> line around the block to gang bang the ladies, but
> a cover?


Whatever happened to the guy who throwing these "swinger parties?"

My wife and I have been to a couple of the swinger parties around Fairfax, not bad. Kind of hit or miss. Seems like the women get more into it then the men. I found that a little surprising. I thought the guys would be more the aggressors.

Fun times for something different and to add a little nighttime spice.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Brent Taylor ()
Date: January 20, 2012 01:16PM

The Motel 6 is where it's at, boyz

Not the Super 8.

Not the 4 Seasons.

The Motel 6.

On Warrenton.
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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 20, 2012 01:45PM

I want sex

 

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: IMA SLUT ()
Date: January 21, 2012 12:57PM

I WANT TO SEE PICS OF THE SLUTS

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: NIGHITTER ()
Date: January 21, 2012 02:04PM

I'm in for it but if a NIG show up all hell going to break loose.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 21, 2012 02:40PM

Do you have to bring a girl? Or can I just show up myself?

 

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 21, 2012 03:20PM

Im serious here!

 

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: BigK ()
Date: January 21, 2012 04:36PM

No serious swingers party will ever allow single guys. If they did all it would be is a bunch of swinging dicks and no women would ever attend.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: friskydingo ()
Date: January 21, 2012 04:45PM

I can find a girl to bring

 

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Chippy ()
Date: January 21, 2012 04:46PM

Swinger parties are couples and girls. Unless your some Chippendale stripper forget about getting into a swinger party as a single guy.

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Urban Redneck ()
Date: January 21, 2012 07:44PM

You mean thiers a party in your mouth and everyone's cumming

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: bumpinit ()
Date: January 26, 2012 11:59PM

Chyeaaa

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Re: FairFax Co Swingers Parties
Posted by: Password= Do you both play? ()
Date: May 15, 2012 05:19PM

A lot swingers meet at local bars. Usually the wife picks out the guy\girl and runs the show.

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