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Borloff
Posted by:
frankenstein
()
Date: December 22, 2007 09:43PM
Borloff is from Centreville hahahah. Centreville resdents rejoice !
http://www.connectionnewspapers.com/printarticle.asp?article=75241&archive=true
Bringing Back the ‘B’ in Movies
Reviving the lost format of late-night horror television.
By Christopher Staten
April 18, 2007
Earth is on the verge of a full-scale invasion from B-movie monsters and, right now, humanity’s only hope for survival is standing in front of a camera, pretending to impale himself and others using a plastic sword. Clouds roll in from the nearby smoke machines; he’s debating the aesthetics of monster outerwear. Real monsters have scales — "Frankenstein is wearing shoes." The countdown to air begins. Cue the theme song, cameras on.
The armed character is Karlos Borloff, host of "Monster Madhouse," a late-night live television program produced by Falls Church Community Television at George Mason High School and broadcasted throughout the county on Cox, Starpower and Verizon’s Fios service. This weekend, Borloff and his band of "Monster Madhouse" misfits will conquer the creatures of horror in a three-day episodic marathon celebrating Earth Day.
That’s right…Earth Day.
"We’re always trying to save the Earth from monsters, so we’re having a ‘Save the Earth’ marathon," said Borloff, played by Centreville resident Jerry Moore, between on-air segments during last Friday’s live broadcast. "The idea is that we are monster hunters."
To Borloff, horror films are "documented, archived footage we found. We’re playing a spoof — we think it’s real."
OF COURSE, THAT’S Moore explaining the Earth Day marathon off camera. Viewers of Friday’s show got a more animated pitch from the character Borloff.
Grouped in front of the three studio cameras, Borloff stands center, surrounded by his "Madhouse" cohorts as he plugs this weekend’s marathon.
"We’re here to save the Earth," he projects, twirling his plastic sword in front of the camera. "It’s, like, 500 hours of Monster Madhouse Marathon. Turn off the TV while you’re watching the movie — it’ll save electricity. Recycle something, turn off light bulbs, don’t flush the toilet."
He and the other characters look as sinister as they do camp. Borloff throws his sword in the air, catches it and postures in attack pose staring, eyes set on center-camera.
The red camera light goes off and Peter Scheps, the show’s floor director, signals the live feed is off-air. This week’s feature, "Plan 9 From Outer Space," comes on the monitor. That means about a 10-15 minute break for the cast and crew. A pizza delivery man is waiting in the hallway. He was watching the last few minutes of the segment from outside of the production studio. A small grin came across his face as the characters exited the studio. Moore, in full costume, pays the bill.
WHILE THE EARTH DAY marathon is an interesting thematic idea, it’s also a chance for viewers to catch up on the rebirth of this lost subculture — one that’s experiencing a revival in contemporary culture. "Monster Madhouse" joins the new wave of late-night horror television shows, a popular format in the 1970’s led by cult-classic celebrities Elvira, Goulardi and local favorite, Count Gore De Vol, played by Dick Dyszel.
Now, shows such as "The Bone Jangler," "Ghoul-A-Go-Go," "Professor Griffin," and "Monster Madhouse" have taken their place at the forefront of the genre. While all the shows vary in age-oriented material, "Madhouse," takes a page from the past by drawing upon the genre’s archetypes, creating the campy characters of Karlos Borloff, The Zombie Cheerleader, Countess Contessa Vanessa, Doctor Elixir, Gizmo Doohickey and Dangerous Dan, to name a few. Throughout each two-hour episode, the cast intertwines live improved skits with vintage public-domain horror films.
According to both Moore and the shows producer, Curtis Prather, "Monster Madhouse" is geared towards viewers of all ages, but it’s the younger crowd they hope to hook. The two grew up watching Gore De Vol and Moore remembers these programs as a "right of passage" for his generation.
After meeting last year, they set out to recreate these memories — devising a show that features the more subtle version of horror, unlike today’s average variety.
"The thing I like about the 50’s and 60’s stuff is you didn’t see the monster’s head come off — now there are slasher movies and it’s really perverse," said Moore.
Prather agrees, adding that they usually stay away from material that’s graphic or overly subversive.
"We made a personal decision that even though it’s on at 10 p.m., we wanted this to be as accessible as possible," he said.
Accomplished by keeping the improv goofy and the movies even more so, viewers can see films like "Omega Man," "The Brain That Wouldn’t Die," and "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde."
From what he can gather by e-mail and phone calls received since the first show in September, 2006, Prather has seen a growing interest from a variety of age groups.
Speculating while sitting in the production room, the Arlington resident believes their audience includes "teenagers too young to go out and parents with kids too young to let them go out." And, of course, those who enjoy this particular genre of film. Prather even heard, second hand, of a woman’s mom living in a nursing home who watches the show regularly.
BUT MORE THAN just a horror show, Prather and Moore recognize "Monster Madhouse" offers something uncommon in today’s television markets— local programming.
"Local programming is gone now and public access is what it’s fallen back to," said Moore. "In 1973 ‘Creature Features’ came on with Gore De Vol. There was no cable — no Blockbuster."
Moore and Prather have now become close friends of De Vol — he even lends movies for the show to air. Friday’s broadcast featured a short film Prather made with De Vol and Borloff. It was shot at the Cinema Wasteland convention in Cleveland and depicted Borloff hounding the Count for an autograph. In two weeks, the Count will appear in a special four-hour long show airing Friday, May 4, beginning at 8 p.m.
While making a name for themselves within the genre is an accomplishment, it’s fitting that the two have come full circle by working with De Vol. Both idolizing the character since they were younger, the collaboration features new local personalities with a veteran of the business.
For Prather, it’s also a grounding experience and a reminder of why he got into horror films from the beginning.
"People who have made some success out of it — by their definition — is just doing a local show," said Prather. "It’s an exercise in having fun."
http://www.connectionnewspapers.com/printarticle.asp?article=75241&archive=true
Bringing Back the ‘B’ in Movies
Reviving the lost format of late-night horror television.
By Christopher Staten
April 18, 2007
Earth is on the verge of a full-scale invasion from B-movie monsters and, right now, humanity’s only hope for survival is standing in front of a camera, pretending to impale himself and others using a plastic sword. Clouds roll in from the nearby smoke machines; he’s debating the aesthetics of monster outerwear. Real monsters have scales — "Frankenstein is wearing shoes." The countdown to air begins. Cue the theme song, cameras on.
The armed character is Karlos Borloff, host of "Monster Madhouse," a late-night live television program produced by Falls Church Community Television at George Mason High School and broadcasted throughout the county on Cox, Starpower and Verizon’s Fios service. This weekend, Borloff and his band of "Monster Madhouse" misfits will conquer the creatures of horror in a three-day episodic marathon celebrating Earth Day.
That’s right…Earth Day.
"We’re always trying to save the Earth from monsters, so we’re having a ‘Save the Earth’ marathon," said Borloff, played by Centreville resident Jerry Moore, between on-air segments during last Friday’s live broadcast. "The idea is that we are monster hunters."
To Borloff, horror films are "documented, archived footage we found. We’re playing a spoof — we think it’s real."
OF COURSE, THAT’S Moore explaining the Earth Day marathon off camera. Viewers of Friday’s show got a more animated pitch from the character Borloff.
Grouped in front of the three studio cameras, Borloff stands center, surrounded by his "Madhouse" cohorts as he plugs this weekend’s marathon.
"We’re here to save the Earth," he projects, twirling his plastic sword in front of the camera. "It’s, like, 500 hours of Monster Madhouse Marathon. Turn off the TV while you’re watching the movie — it’ll save electricity. Recycle something, turn off light bulbs, don’t flush the toilet."
He and the other characters look as sinister as they do camp. Borloff throws his sword in the air, catches it and postures in attack pose staring, eyes set on center-camera.
The red camera light goes off and Peter Scheps, the show’s floor director, signals the live feed is off-air. This week’s feature, "Plan 9 From Outer Space," comes on the monitor. That means about a 10-15 minute break for the cast and crew. A pizza delivery man is waiting in the hallway. He was watching the last few minutes of the segment from outside of the production studio. A small grin came across his face as the characters exited the studio. Moore, in full costume, pays the bill.
WHILE THE EARTH DAY marathon is an interesting thematic idea, it’s also a chance for viewers to catch up on the rebirth of this lost subculture — one that’s experiencing a revival in contemporary culture. "Monster Madhouse" joins the new wave of late-night horror television shows, a popular format in the 1970’s led by cult-classic celebrities Elvira, Goulardi and local favorite, Count Gore De Vol, played by Dick Dyszel.
Now, shows such as "The Bone Jangler," "Ghoul-A-Go-Go," "Professor Griffin," and "Monster Madhouse" have taken their place at the forefront of the genre. While all the shows vary in age-oriented material, "Madhouse," takes a page from the past by drawing upon the genre’s archetypes, creating the campy characters of Karlos Borloff, The Zombie Cheerleader, Countess Contessa Vanessa, Doctor Elixir, Gizmo Doohickey and Dangerous Dan, to name a few. Throughout each two-hour episode, the cast intertwines live improved skits with vintage public-domain horror films.
According to both Moore and the shows producer, Curtis Prather, "Monster Madhouse" is geared towards viewers of all ages, but it’s the younger crowd they hope to hook. The two grew up watching Gore De Vol and Moore remembers these programs as a "right of passage" for his generation.
After meeting last year, they set out to recreate these memories — devising a show that features the more subtle version of horror, unlike today’s average variety.
"The thing I like about the 50’s and 60’s stuff is you didn’t see the monster’s head come off — now there are slasher movies and it’s really perverse," said Moore.
Prather agrees, adding that they usually stay away from material that’s graphic or overly subversive.
"We made a personal decision that even though it’s on at 10 p.m., we wanted this to be as accessible as possible," he said.
Accomplished by keeping the improv goofy and the movies even more so, viewers can see films like "Omega Man," "The Brain That Wouldn’t Die," and "Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde."
From what he can gather by e-mail and phone calls received since the first show in September, 2006, Prather has seen a growing interest from a variety of age groups.
Speculating while sitting in the production room, the Arlington resident believes their audience includes "teenagers too young to go out and parents with kids too young to let them go out." And, of course, those who enjoy this particular genre of film. Prather even heard, second hand, of a woman’s mom living in a nursing home who watches the show regularly.
BUT MORE THAN just a horror show, Prather and Moore recognize "Monster Madhouse" offers something uncommon in today’s television markets— local programming.
"Local programming is gone now and public access is what it’s fallen back to," said Moore. "In 1973 ‘Creature Features’ came on with Gore De Vol. There was no cable — no Blockbuster."
Moore and Prather have now become close friends of De Vol — he even lends movies for the show to air. Friday’s broadcast featured a short film Prather made with De Vol and Borloff. It was shot at the Cinema Wasteland convention in Cleveland and depicted Borloff hounding the Count for an autograph. In two weeks, the Count will appear in a special four-hour long show airing Friday, May 4, beginning at 8 p.m.
While making a name for themselves within the genre is an accomplishment, it’s fitting that the two have come full circle by working with De Vol. Both idolizing the character since they were younger, the collaboration features new local personalities with a veteran of the business.
For Prather, it’s also a grounding experience and a reminder of why he got into horror films from the beginning.
"People who have made some success out of it — by their definition — is just doing a local show," said Prather. "It’s an exercise in having fun."
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
not a yo boy wangsta
()
Date: February 13, 2008 08:10AM
yo boy Wrote:
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> What a loser
No, YOU'RE a loser jackass
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> What a loser
No, YOU'RE a loser jackass
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Atow
()
Date: February 13, 2008 09:04AM
Oh Yeah Borloff is real popular, that's why he lives in his parents basement and spends his days posting on forums about how great he looks in costumes. Real winner.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Real Winners Unite
()
Date: February 13, 2008 09:26AM
Atow Wrote:
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> Oh Yeah Borloff is real popular, that's why he
> lives in his parents basement and spends his days
> posting on forums about how great he looks in
> costumes. Real winner.
Funny how you skipped the part about him getting on the Tonight Show - oh, i know! It was just a fluke right? It can't possibly happen again...
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> Oh Yeah Borloff is real popular, that's why he
> lives in his parents basement and spends his days
> posting on forums about how great he looks in
> costumes. Real winner.
Funny how you skipped the part about him getting on the Tonight Show - oh, i know! It was just a fluke right? It can't possibly happen again...
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
RESton Peace
()
Date: February 13, 2008 09:55AM
I'm an eternal optimist, but even I firmly believe Borloff's appearance probably had something to do with the strike, and that his life of basement-dwelling will continue for some time unabated...
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
yaa
()
Date: February 13, 2008 10:04AM
You guys have found a martyr......and this pathetic loser or somebody that works for this pathetic loser frequents this site.....so good going because your going to have fuckin geek trekkies defending his honor all the time now...
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Stinky Grinch
()
Date: February 13, 2008 10:07AM
Kiev Wrote:
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> Borloff is Stinky Grinch?
Yes I am Borloff. LOL
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> Borloff is Stinky Grinch?
Yes I am Borloff. LOL
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
hVVVVVEY
()
Date: February 13, 2008 10:30AM
Count Gore De Vol raped Borloff in the ass when he was younger...forcing Borloff into a life of petty shitty cable acess televsion for life...and he lives in his parents basement....pathetic...
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Atow
()
Date: February 13, 2008 11:43AM
Tonight Show counts if you are a guest, not some freak being interviewed by some flaming gay guy as a complete mockery.
With your logic the rest of the freaks Ross the flaming gay intern meets are huge stars? LMAO!
Borloff you got your ass reamed by Ross the gay intern on the Tonight Show and you don't even know that. How pathetic is that!
With your logic the rest of the freaks Ross the flaming gay intern meets are huge stars? LMAO!
Borloff you got your ass reamed by Ross the gay intern on the Tonight Show and you don't even know that. How pathetic is that!
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Geek Trekkie
()
Date: February 13, 2008 12:46PM
yaa Wrote:
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> You guys have found a martyr......and this
> pathetic loser or somebody that works for this
> pathetic loser frequents this site.....so good
> going because your going to have fuckin geek
> trekkies defending his honor all the time now...
Wait a second! Don't put us geek trekkies in the same boat as this guy. We don't like him either.
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> You guys have found a martyr......and this
> pathetic loser or somebody that works for this
> pathetic loser frequents this site.....so good
> going because your going to have fuckin geek
> trekkies defending his honor all the time now...
Wait a second! Don't put us geek trekkies in the same boat as this guy. We don't like him either.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
h8 all you want - we'll make more.
()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:06PM
Cry and moan all you want, but the hard cold truth is Borloff did something none of you ham-n-eggers ever had the balls to do - something few-to-no public access shows have ever done - and not just talk about doing something, but actually do something and go and make a pitch to people who make things happen. And it just boils your taints that while he was there he landed national exposure. And to think they dedicated an episode to you...tsk...tsk...
Keep watching!
Keep watching!
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Frank
()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:22PM
ham-n-eggers LMFAO
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Atow
()
Date: February 13, 2008 01:27PM
Here's the full clip of Ross the Intern making fun of people at NATPE or whatever this loser convention is. Personally my favorite is the "Big Fat Mamma" at the end and when Ross the Intern just stops listening to people and signs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OLSjr3DJFo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OLSjr3DJFo
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
yaa
()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:15PM
Geek Trekkie Wrote:
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> yaa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys have found a martyr......and this
> > pathetic loser or somebody that works for this
> > pathetic loser frequents this site.....so good
> > going because your going to have fuckin geek
> > trekkies defending his honor all the time
> now...
>
> Wait a second! Don't put us geek trekkies in the
> same boat as this guy. We don't like him either.
You are right....I was a bit harsh on trekkies and sci-fi fans. I have nothing against horror movies or classics either...I just think Borloff and his crap cast are annoying as hell...just watching them free style on camera like morons...they have no idea what they are doing...they shouldnt even be allowed to be on TV...saw it once and thought it was so sad.....don't they usually allow retards on cable acesss? No surpise Borloff the Retard Leader and his disabled retard crew think they are some kind of stars because they broadcast in fairfax...of the millions watching that tonight show clip...not one of them remembers that fag borloff anymore..I gurantee it...I bet you could poll every single person who saw it and even the audience in attendence and they wont remember this fool. He had managed to piss off some people at FU because he thinks hes famous or that anybody actually cares about his shit stain of a show.
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> yaa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > You guys have found a martyr......and this
> > pathetic loser or somebody that works for this
> > pathetic loser frequents this site.....so good
> > going because your going to have fuckin geek
> > trekkies defending his honor all the time
> now...
>
> Wait a second! Don't put us geek trekkies in the
> same boat as this guy. We don't like him either.
You are right....I was a bit harsh on trekkies and sci-fi fans. I have nothing against horror movies or classics either...I just think Borloff and his crap cast are annoying as hell...just watching them free style on camera like morons...they have no idea what they are doing...they shouldnt even be allowed to be on TV...saw it once and thought it was so sad.....don't they usually allow retards on cable acesss? No surpise Borloff the Retard Leader and his disabled retard crew think they are some kind of stars because they broadcast in fairfax...of the millions watching that tonight show clip...not one of them remembers that fag borloff anymore..I gurantee it...I bet you could poll every single person who saw it and even the audience in attendence and they wont remember this fool. He had managed to piss off some people at FU because he thinks hes famous or that anybody actually cares about his shit stain of a show.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
....
()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:17PM
h8 all you want - we'll make more. Wrote:
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> Cry and moan all you want, but the hard cold truth
> is Borloff did something none of you ham-n-eggers
> ever had the balls to do - something few-to-no
> public access shows have ever done - and not just
> talk about doing something, but actually do
> something and go and make a pitch to people who
> make things happen. And it just boils your taints
> that while he was there he landed national
> exposure. And to think they dedicated an episode
> to you...tsk...tsk...
What the fuck is this guy talking about "Keep Watching" We never watched in the first place dumbass. Also...you arent the first crappy cable acess show to be on national TV...and you wont be the last...so you arent original...you clearly arent talented...and you will never be famous ..(as much as you clearly try to be.)
>
> Keep watching!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Cry and moan all you want, but the hard cold truth
> is Borloff did something none of you ham-n-eggers
> ever had the balls to do - something few-to-no
> public access shows have ever done - and not just
> talk about doing something, but actually do
> something and go and make a pitch to people who
> make things happen. And it just boils your taints
> that while he was there he landed national
> exposure. And to think they dedicated an episode
> to you...tsk...tsk...
What the fuck is this guy talking about "Keep Watching" We never watched in the first place dumbass. Also...you arent the first crappy cable acess show to be on national TV...and you wont be the last...so you arent original...you clearly arent talented...and you will never be famous ..(as much as you clearly try to be.)
>
> Keep watching!
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Christie
()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:34PM
I doubt that even half the people who are in the show watch it. That would make a total audience of maybe 5 people if you include Borloff and his mommy.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Lisa
()
Date: February 13, 2008 02:35PM
Half the people in the show are un-employed losers that can't even afford cable.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Please fill in the author field
()
Date: February 13, 2008 03:30PM
.... Wrote:
> What the fuck is this guy talking about "Keep
> Watching" We never watched in the first place
> dumbass. Also...you arent the first crappy cable
> acess show to be on national TV...and you wont be
> the last...so you arent original...you clearly
> arent talented...and you will never be famous
> ..(as much as you clearly try to be.)
Thank you for your contiuned support! We wouldn't be riding this crest of fame without all of our loyal, "extreme" fans like you.
Be good and God bless!!!
> What the fuck is this guy talking about "Keep
> Watching" We never watched in the first place
> dumbass. Also...you arent the first crappy cable
> acess show to be on national TV...and you wont be
> the last...so you arent original...you clearly
> arent talented...and you will never be famous
> ..(as much as you clearly try to be.)
Thank you for your contiuned support! We wouldn't be riding this crest of fame without all of our loyal, "extreme" fans like you.
Be good and God bless!!!
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Poor you
()
Date: February 13, 2008 03:35PM
yaa Wrote:
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> of the millions watching that tonight
> show clip...not one of them remembers that fag
> borloff anymore..I gurantee it...
Do ya? Do ya really?
I must have been imagining the positive mention of it this week on XM-202.
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> of the millions watching that tonight
> show clip...not one of them remembers that fag
> borloff anymore..I gurantee it...
Do ya? Do ya really?
I must have been imagining the positive mention of it this week on XM-202.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Lurker..
()
Date: February 13, 2008 06:31PM
Borloff here's an idea for your next promotional interview. After all you've already been on the Tonight Show, Conan should be next.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfYNwUvY6Qs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfYNwUvY6Qs
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
yaa
()
Date: February 13, 2008 06:48PM
Poor you Wrote:
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> yaa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
>
> > of the millions watching that tonight
> > show clip...not one of them remembers that fag
> > borloff anymore..I gurantee it...
>
>
> Do ya? Do ya really?
>
> I must have been imagining the positive mention of
> it this week on XM-202.
Your fucking show is pathetic...whoever you are...you are probably just some pathetic family member of one of the cast...stop trying so hard....all you have managed to do is make a name for yourself here at this page...thats about it.....good job on that dumbass.
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> yaa Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
>
> > of the millions watching that tonight
> > show clip...not one of them remembers that fag
> > borloff anymore..I gurantee it...
>
>
> Do ya? Do ya really?
>
> I must have been imagining the positive mention of
> it this week on XM-202.
Your fucking show is pathetic...whoever you are...you are probably just some pathetic family member of one of the cast...stop trying so hard....all you have managed to do is make a name for yourself here at this page...thats about it.....good job on that dumbass.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Hey Look! I Can Cuss!
()
Date: February 14, 2008 08:15AM
yaa Wrote:
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> Your fucking show is pathetic...whoever you
> are...you are probably just some pathetic family
> member of one of the cast...stop trying so
> hard....all you have managed to do is make a name
> for yourself here at this page...thats about
> it.....good job on that dumbass.
Thank you for watching! Your continued support means everything!!
-------------------------------------------------------
> Your fucking show is pathetic...whoever you
> are...you are probably just some pathetic family
> member of one of the cast...stop trying so
> hard....all you have managed to do is make a name
> for yourself here at this page...thats about
> it.....good job on that dumbass.
Thank you for watching! Your continued support means everything!!
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
The truth
()
Date: September 17, 2008 10:38PM
Well, Borloff is still working shit on shit access cable. He is still talking shit and he is still acting like shit. I've been waiting and waiting for his "BIG" rise to fame. He's here, he's...where??? He's a wanna be. A loser. He is filmed by wanna-be film makers that can't even get out of Virginia themselves. Over 10 years of local crap if you put all their work together. Thanks for all the minor local stuff. It amounts to nothing! I am enjoying the silence!!!
BTW...I'm still waiting for the "BIG" climb
Tick, tock, tick tock...
BTW...I'm still waiting for the "BIG" climb
Tick, tock, tick tock...
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
BORLOFF
()
Date: October 21, 2008 05:18AM
HEY ASSHOLES...
THIS IS "BORLOFF"...
ANY ONE ...OR 10 OF YOU PUSSY'S CAN MEET ME AT THE TV STATION ANYTIME WE'RE TAPING A SHOW...AND I'LL BEAT YER ASSES ON LIVE TV.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER DONE ??
I HAPPEN TO OWN MY HOUSE....AND ITS FUCKING PAID FOR. IN CASH.
I AM RETIRED FROM "WORKING" LIKE YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY. LOSERS.
I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YOUR ENTIRE DISGUSTING FAMILY TREES..COMBINED.
AGAIN.....I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU TO COME AND MEET ME IN PERSON.
LETS SEE WHO'S GOT ANY GUTS. BRING IT ON.
THIS IS "BORLOFF"...
ANY ONE ...OR 10 OF YOU PUSSY'S CAN MEET ME AT THE TV STATION ANYTIME WE'RE TAPING A SHOW...AND I'LL BEAT YER ASSES ON LIVE TV.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER DONE ??
I HAPPEN TO OWN MY HOUSE....AND ITS FUCKING PAID FOR. IN CASH.
I AM RETIRED FROM "WORKING" LIKE YOU ASSHOLES HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY. LOSERS.
I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YOUR ENTIRE DISGUSTING FAMILY TREES..COMBINED.
AGAIN.....I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU TO COME AND MEET ME IN PERSON.
LETS SEE WHO'S GOT ANY GUTS. BRING IT ON.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
BORLOFF
()
Date: October 21, 2008 05:28AM
...ALSO..."FAIRFAX UNDERGROUND" ???
WTF IS THAT ??? BAAAHHH HA HA HA !!! PUSSYS !!
YOU LOSERS BELONG TOGHETHER IN YOUR LITTLE TINY VIRTUAL WORDS...WHERE YOU CAN TALK BIG, AND HIDE LIKE CHICKENS., AND WILL ALWAYS BE ANONYMOUS, UNKNOWN, UNDERGROUND LOSERS...WORKING FROM PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK FOR THE REST OF YOUR SHORT LIVES.
I BEG ANY OF YOU, WHO HAVE SO MANY BAD THINGS TO SAY...TO PLEASE, PLEASE COME AND SAY THESE THINGS TO MY FACE.
THEY'LL BE THE LAST WORDS YOU EVER SPEAK.
GAURANTEED.
WTF IS THAT ??? BAAAHHH HA HA HA !!! PUSSYS !!
YOU LOSERS BELONG TOGHETHER IN YOUR LITTLE TINY VIRTUAL WORDS...WHERE YOU CAN TALK BIG, AND HIDE LIKE CHICKENS., AND WILL ALWAYS BE ANONYMOUS, UNKNOWN, UNDERGROUND LOSERS...WORKING FROM PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK FOR THE REST OF YOUR SHORT LIVES.
I BEG ANY OF YOU, WHO HAVE SO MANY BAD THINGS TO SAY...TO PLEASE, PLEASE COME AND SAY THESE THINGS TO MY FACE.
THEY'LL BE THE LAST WORDS YOU EVER SPEAK.
GAURANTEED.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Katie
()
Date: October 21, 2008 10:41AM
You're boring and who wants to see a guy with a hairy white chest. Tis not sexy, tis animal.
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Re: Borloff
Posted by:
BORLOFF
()
Date: November 11, 2008 04:30AM
,,,,UHHH...KATIE ?? LETS SEE A PICTURE OF YOU, SWEETIE....THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD GET ON TV IS AS A CRIME VICTIM...BUT, YOU'RE PROBABLY SO UGLY THAT NOBODY WOULD BOTHER ROBBING YOU...
...I NEVER GET ANY COMPLAINTS.....YOU PROBABLY NEVER GET ANY SEX AT ALL..UNLESS YOU'RE AT THE LOCAL CRACK HOUSE...
GET A LIFE.
...I NEVER GET ANY COMPLAINTS.....YOU PROBABLY NEVER GET ANY SEX AT ALL..UNLESS YOU'RE AT THE LOCAL CRACK HOUSE...
GET A LIFE.
496 ???
Posted by:
BORLOFF
()
Date: November 11, 2008 04:32AM
496 HUH ??? OBVIOUSLY ANOTHER RANDOM, HIDDEN PERSON..WITH NO BALLS & NO BRAINS.
TOTAL WUSS....COME AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE.
AGAIN, ANOTHER PERSON WHO COULD ONLY GET ON TV BY COMMITING A CRIME, OR....BETTER YET...DYING.
TOTAL WUSS....COME AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE.
AGAIN, ANOTHER PERSON WHO COULD ONLY GET ON TV BY COMMITING A CRIME, OR....BETTER YET...DYING.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
496
()
Date: November 11, 2008 08:20AM
Boreloff,
I'm coming to the studio to wash that silly makeup and paint off of your face.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/11/2008 08:21AM by 496.
I'm coming to the studio to wash that silly makeup and paint off of your face.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/11/2008 08:21AM by 496.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
inkahootz
()
Date: November 11, 2008 11:15AM
BORLOFF Wrote:
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> HEY ASSHOLES...
>
> THIS IS "BORLOFF"...
>
> ANY ONE ...OR 10 OF YOU PUSSY'S CAN MEET ME AT THE
> TV STATION ANYTIME WE'RE TAPING A SHOW...AND I'LL
> BEAT YER ASSES ON LIVE TV.
>
> WHAT THE FUCK HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER DONE ??
>
> I HAPPEN TO OWN MY HOUSE....AND ITS FUCKING PAID
> FOR. IN CASH.
>
> I AM RETIRED FROM "WORKING" LIKE YOU ASSHOLES HAVE
> TO DO EVERY DAY. LOSERS.
>
> I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YOUR ENTIRE DISGUSTING
> FAMILY TREES..COMBINED.
>
> AGAIN.....I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU TO COME AND MEET
> ME IN PERSON.
>
> LETS SEE WHO'S GOT ANY GUTS. BRING IT ON.
I say we have the next FU meet-up LIVE and on set!
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> HEY ASSHOLES...
>
> THIS IS "BORLOFF"...
>
> ANY ONE ...OR 10 OF YOU PUSSY'S CAN MEET ME AT THE
> TV STATION ANYTIME WE'RE TAPING A SHOW...AND I'LL
> BEAT YER ASSES ON LIVE TV.
>
> WHAT THE FUCK HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER DONE ??
>
> I HAPPEN TO OWN MY HOUSE....AND ITS FUCKING PAID
> FOR. IN CASH.
>
> I AM RETIRED FROM "WORKING" LIKE YOU ASSHOLES HAVE
> TO DO EVERY DAY. LOSERS.
>
> I HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY YOUR ENTIRE DISGUSTING
> FAMILY TREES..COMBINED.
>
> AGAIN.....I DARE ANY ONE OF YOU TO COME AND MEET
> ME IN PERSON.
>
> LETS SEE WHO'S GOT ANY GUTS. BRING IT ON.
I say we have the next FU meet-up LIVE and on set!
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Lurker.
()
Date: November 11, 2008 11:34AM
496 Wrote:
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> Boreloff,
> I'm coming to the studio to wash that silly makeup
> and paint off of your face.
+1
Now that was funny!
Let's be honest, probably only about 1000 people in the entire US really want to see old B-movies of japanese monsters.
At least with Mystery Science Theatre 3000 there were some funny lines to distract from the awful movies.
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> Boreloff,
> I'm coming to the studio to wash that silly makeup
> and paint off of your face.
+1
Now that was funny!
Let's be honest, probably only about 1000 people in the entire US really want to see old B-movies of japanese monsters.
At least with Mystery Science Theatre 3000 there were some funny lines to distract from the awful movies.
Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Berdhuis
()
Date: November 11, 2008 11:49AM
Lurker. Wrote:
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> Let's be honest, probably only about 1000 people
> in the entire US really want to see old B-movies
> of japanese monsters.
hmmmm, could be more...
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> Let's be honest, probably only about 1000 people
> in the entire US really want to see old B-movies
> of japanese monsters.
hmmmm, could be more...
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Re: Borloff
Posted by:
Nice
()
Date: November 11, 2008 07:11PM
Borloff nice cover. We all know you're gay!
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