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Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: a skins fan ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:28PM

right infront of me at checkout in old navy. him his dad and his gf
his dad is a monster


GO SKINS


she was cute. nice ass

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Kiev ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:30PM

they are moving on up.

Old Navy eh. Soon its gonna be target lOL

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: a skins fan ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:43PM

Kiev Wrote:
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> they are moving on up.
>
> Old Navy eh. Soon its gonna be target lOL


his girl was doin the shoppin i could tell. cause i saw them at nordstroms looking at jewelry on my way out. I couldnt believe it at first , the old navy was kinda funny

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:46PM

Cooley's GF used to be a redskinette.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:50PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Cooley's GF used to be a redskinette.

I remember when Elliott in the Morning did that segment on the whole Chris Cooley debacle. Apparently he was pounding every Redskinette at the same time (I think he may have even been married or engaged at the time). It was a huge scandal in the cheerleaders' locker-room and one of the chicks went on EITM and bitched about Cooley.

Man. I wish I were Chris Cooley right now.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: a real redskin fan ()
Date: December 18, 2007 03:56PM

ferfux Wrote:
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> Cooley's GF used to be a redskinette.


yea i just saw her picture
didnt notice her tits were that big

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: December 18, 2007 04:10PM

a real redskin fan Wrote:
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> ferfux Wrote:
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> -----
> > Cooley's GF used to be a redskinette.
>
>
> yea i just saw her picture
> didnt notice her tits were that big


According to Cooley's MySpace page, he was married for four years to his "high scool sweat heard."

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=126405965

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: SKINS 4 LIFE ()
Date: December 18, 2007 05:52PM

HEY MR.DOCTOR, WHATS GOING ON!!! ;)

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: a real redskin fan ()
Date: December 18, 2007 06:01PM

SKINS 4 LIFE Wrote:
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> HEY MR.DOCTOR, WHATS GOING ON!!! ;)

you are one of two people

but whats up

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Larry David ()
Date: December 18, 2007 06:03PM

SKINS 4 LIFE Wrote:
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> HEY MR.DOCTOR, WHATS GOING ON!!! ;)


extremeskins?

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Numbers ()
Date: December 18, 2007 07:41PM

Isn't he a little too old for a Myspace page?
I thought that shit was for 13 yo girls.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: All Plastic ()
Date: December 18, 2007 07:59PM

Chris Cooley's girlfriend????

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I am her plastic surgeon. Those boobs she has, are completely fake. I took part of Cooley's ass, rolled up a couple of balls and stuck them on her. And, she paid me thousands for that.

Then, I pumped collagen into her lips. It was funny. For a few days, she couldn't move her mouth. Lips were stuck in place. Funniest thing I ever saw.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: PLASTIC ()
Date: December 18, 2007 08:10PM

The lips after the swelling went down.
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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Lurker ()
Date: December 18, 2007 08:24PM

I've had a chance to sit down and chat with some the Redskin Cheerleaders and the ones I've met really surprised me. I thought they would be "dumb blondes," but that wasn't the case at all.

Also the Redskin Cheerleaders are not suppose to date Redskin players.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: December 18, 2007 08:54PM

there was an article in the post about Cooley dating one redskinette who introduced him to his now wife THEN redskinette. When Managemnet found out they were both kicked off the cheearleading squad. LOL. the cheerleaders all hate cooley now.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: BIG HAIR ()
Date: December 18, 2007 09:23PM

Here is Cooley girlfriend's hair before it was straightened.
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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: brother earl ()
Date: December 18, 2007 10:14PM

I also heard that after Dallas got beat by Philly, Romo went to pick up his bitch Jessica Simpson and got there just in time to see her leaving with McNabb.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: gingerkid ()
Date: December 18, 2007 10:25PM

cooley was at the capitals game against the sabres a few days ago,along with sellers and ryan zimmerman.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Chris Cooley ()
Date: December 18, 2007 10:29PM

Why are you posting on every message board that you saw me at Old Navy?

So what? I gotta do Xmas shopping just like everyone else. Calm down and get a life.

This is like the third message board where you've posted these exact same 2 sentences.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: December 19, 2007 10:03AM

Chris Cooley Wrote:
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> Why are you posting on every message board that
> you saw me at Old Navy?
>
> So what? I gotta do Xmas shopping just like
> everyone else. Calm down and get a life.
>
> This is like the third message board where you've
> posted these exact same 2 sentences.

This may actually be Chris Cooley. If so, congratulations on the Pro Bowl.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: December 19, 2007 10:33AM

If chris cooley is so self-involved that he jumps from forum to forum looking for mentions of him, I'm pretty sure he'll be at home with all the other superegos in Honolulu.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: December 19, 2007 10:49AM

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> If chris cooley is so self-involved that he jumps
> from forum to forum looking for mentions of him,
> I'm pretty sure he'll be at home with all the
> other superegos in Honolulu.


He may have a superego, but he is still a great player.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Chris Gooley ()
Date: December 19, 2007 11:37AM

I'm not Chris Cooley...but I did sleep at a holiday Inn last night.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: bender ()
Date: December 19, 2007 12:00PM

Is it true he was trying to return a Redskins sweatshirt for a Cowboys?

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: plastic ()
Date: December 19, 2007 01:11PM

Well, yes, as his plastic surgeon, I took these photos post op. I have a few side views if you'd like to see more.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Bottoms up ()
Date: December 19, 2007 01:13PM

Its probabley one of those 50 year old redistricters asses...

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Take a Stand ()
Date: December 19, 2007 02:56PM

Legumer... LOL Beaner, Legumer.... HA HA HA.. thats a good one.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: December 19, 2007 03:30PM

No, what you saw was some Kid wearing a Chris Cooley Jersey. I saw him too over at a 7-11 this morning. his mom drove him there.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Ferflux ()
Date: December 19, 2007 03:35PM

Cris Cooley is hawt! I'd suck his junk for a buck.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Cooley's high scool sweat heard ()
Date: December 19, 2007 03:40PM

Chris Cooley Wrote:
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> Why are you posting on every message board that
> you saw me at Old Navy?
>
> So what? I gotta do Xmas shopping just like
> everyone else. Calm down and get a life.
>
> This is like the third message board where you've
> posted these exact same 2 sentences.


It was me, Chrissy. I miss you. I follow you everywhere. Why did you leave me for that whore?? I thought I was your high scool sweat heard!

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Tommy ()
Date: December 19, 2007 03:58PM

ferfux is Gay? I didn't know that.



Hi there, ferfux. How are ya? My name is Tom. Get over here and let me give you a big kiss.
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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: December 19, 2007 04:07PM

Tommy Wrote:
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> ferfux is Gay? I didn't know that.
>
>
>
> Hi there, ferfux. How are ya? My name is Tom. Get
> over here and let me give you a big kiss.


Pucker up Tom. ive got something for you to kiss allright.

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: YOO ()
Date: December 19, 2007 08:25PM

Yo mr doctor it's Caci man what's up dog I haven't talked to you in a hot minute

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Re: Just saw Chris Cooley at old navy
Posted by: Yooo ()
Date: December 19, 2007 11:34PM

YOO Wrote:
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> Yo mr doctor it's Caci man what's up dog I haven't
> talked to you in a hot minute

Sup Red
how u been man

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