HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Brothels
Posted by: HORNY ()
Date: December 17, 2007 10:49AM

Can anyone direct me to a brothel??

I'm in need of comfort, NOW

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Samuel ()
Date: December 17, 2007 11:04AM

I don't know about brothels in the area, but, to echo a previous poster, I can tell you where some good donkey shows are. Down on 16th and P every Thursday night

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: HORNY ()
Date: December 17, 2007 11:20AM

Thanks, but donkeys aren't my thing. I need a woman, or a man, I don't really care as long as it is human.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: dick ()
Date: December 17, 2007 11:38AM

put an add on craigslist or go to a massage parlor

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: December 17, 2007 11:43AM

Why pay for a hooker. Just go to a local bar. If you are not picky you certainly find some lady who will sleep with you or give you a BJ. Buy her lot's of shots, tell her you haven't been laid in a while and you'll get some.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Rodney ()
Date: December 17, 2007 11:45AM

Jester prefers his action "down on the farm". He just sent me some sick animal pics in a PM

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: December 17, 2007 11:54AM

Rodney Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Jester prefers his action "down on the farm". He
> just sent me some sick animal pics in a PM

LOL, I have enough trouble dealing with psycho women, why would I want to deal with animals too.

For the record I have never any PM's

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: I need some now ()
Date: December 17, 2007 08:35PM

So, now you know what my real problem is. That is why I will take any human person. I need to get over this.
Attachments:
the40yearoldvirginposter.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Mr. Lee ()
Date: December 17, 2007 09:16PM

남의 나라가수 수술했느니 별 썡쥐랄이야 .,. 짱꺠 니네나라 가수 노래나 쳐들어 ~ 그럼 왜 클릭해서 쥐랄이야

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Mofo ()
Date: December 17, 2007 10:47PM

http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&hl=en&geocode=&time=&date=&ttype=&saddr=fairfax,+VA&daddr=pahrump,+NV&sll=37.09024,-95.712891&sspn=43.25835,74.882813&ie=UTF8&ll=36.879621,-96.679687&spn=43.367164,74.882813&z=4&om=1

If you snort some speed and drive non-stop you should be able to get there in a day.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/17/2007 10:47PM by Mofo.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Brothels
Posted by: Marriage ()
Date: December 18, 2007 11:25AM

I'll even do TheMeeper.

Shit, I'll just marry him.

TheMeeper wore yellow at the ceremony.
Attachments:
gay_marriage_12Aug07.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********    *******   **    **  **     **  **    ** 
 **     **  **     **  **   **   **     **  **   **  
 **     **         **  **  **    **     **  **  **   
 ********    *******   *****     **     **  *****    
 **                **  **  **    **     **  **  **   
 **         **     **  **   **   **     **  **   **  
 **          *******   **    **   *******   **    ** 
This forum powered by Phorum.