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Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: DMV ()
Date: July 13, 2011 06:25PM

How come this is so hard for Fairfax fucktards to understand?

You stupid mother fuckers are worse than cyclists!

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: well ummmm ()
Date: July 13, 2011 06:39PM

DMV Wrote:
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> How come this is so hard for Fairfax fucktards to
> understand?
>
> You stupid mother fuckers are worse than cyclists!

50% of the fuckers in Fairfax County are smug narcissistic yuppies.

33% of the fuckers in Fairfax County are in the country illegally.

You expect either party to obey any laws?

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: fir sure ()
Date: July 13, 2011 07:31PM

Well put, would have guessed the yuppie douchbag figure at a little higher , but I can go with that

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: well ummmm ()
Date: July 13, 2011 07:55PM

Thanks, fir sure. It may be a bit higher, but I didn't want to risk hyperbole clouding the painful kernel of truth. :)

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Grinds my gears ()
Date: July 13, 2011 08:22PM

well ummmm Wrote:
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> DMV Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > How come this is so hard for Fairfax fucktards
> to
> > understand?
> >
> > You stupid mother fuckers are worse than
> cyclists!
>
> 50% of the fuckers in Fairfax County are smug
> narcissistic yuppies.
>
> 33% of the fuckers in Fairfax County are in the
> country illegally.
>
> You expect either party to obey any laws?


Agree 100 percent.

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: DirtMcGirt ()
Date: July 13, 2011 11:33PM

If it bothers you that much then it's a good reason to throw a can of altoids or something at the offender. Then you 2 can road rage and make the intersection even more entertaining by beating each others faces in for no fkn reason. At least I'd watch. My 2 cents.

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Lawman ()
Date: July 13, 2011 11:39PM

Put a truck horn on your car, people learn right away that they screwed up. It's pretty hard to ignore.... The only person who's not gotten back out of my way or stopped immediately was intentionally cutting me off, and even then they usually still get back over or stop.

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Ut videam ()
Date: July 14, 2011 12:35AM

Better yet, a train horn.


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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: July 14, 2011 07:26AM

@OP - no fooling - it's not like it's rocket science or anything - but well ummmmmmmm said it best - although it's prolly more like 60% instead of 50 :(

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: curious ()
Date: July 14, 2011 11:41AM

"Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!"

Amen. Blowing through the light is one of the most dangerous things you can do in a car!

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: another user ()
Date: July 14, 2011 11:54AM

Just pull out so someone t-bones you.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/14/2011 11:58AM by another user.

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: novaguy81 ()
Date: July 14, 2011 12:00PM

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/traffic/traffic-rules-during-power-outages.htm

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: PullOutmethod ()
Date: July 14, 2011 10:21PM

Question/scenario

I stop. I proceed. Jackoff blows his light, tbones me. Who's at fault?
Am I, because I didn't make sure he wasn't going to hit me? Or is he, because he blew the stop sign and hit me?

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Gordon Blvd ()
Date: July 14, 2011 10:28PM

@PullOut - if he/she's tucked into yr side door, he/she's at fault cause you are already in the intersection so you have right of way

be sure to bash their head in with yr tire jack so they know next time to pay attention pls....................

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Pullout ()
Date: July 14, 2011 10:47PM

If I didn't think theyd kill me, I'd totally fucking do it.

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: Concerned Parents ()
Date: July 15, 2011 10:28AM

I'm convinced that no one knows how to drive in this county. You pretty much need a set of extra eyes to watch all the cars around you.

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Re: Traffic light outage? FOUR WAY FUCKING STOP!!!!
Posted by: WashingTone-Locian ()
Date: July 15, 2011 10:33AM

DMV Wrote:
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> How come this is so hard for Fairfax fucktards to
> understand?
>
> You stupid mother fuckers are worse than cyclists!


The four way stop has become a lost art in our society, nevermind traffic lights being out. When I come across the occasional four way stop, there's always at least one fucker who doesn't understand that you defer to the person on the right if you reach the intersection at the same time.

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http://bible.cc/1_corinthians/13-11.htm

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